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Ducktales Tickle Headcanons!!
Oh my days, these little guys have been eating away at my thoughts for the last month, so I'm finally forcing myself to write!! 💞💞✍️✍️✍️
TW!: SOME SWEARING! Also, this does have spoilers for season 2!!!
Tags for moots!: @sunsetsandsunshine, @hypermoonlover, @rice-cake-teen10
Plus some other people that may enjoy!: @randommusicalfluff, @anxious-lee
Strap in, because I have a LOT to say about the triplets!!! (No seriously, I wrote a shit ton.. I need to be monitored or smth) Okay, here we go!
(Rahhh he's so stimmy I LOVE HIM!!!)
❤️ Huey! ❤️
Lee-Leaning Switch!! 65/35
Lee:
Okay, I think this gif says it all, but Huey can. NOT. stop. moving!!
One poke to the sides, and he is jumping away his with highest-pitched squeal you've ever heard
It's lowkey embarrassing sometimes because of how out of control he gets
Like, he's the oldest! He's supposed to be calm and collected!
That goes out the window when he's being tickled.
It's not that he doesn't like it, he thinks it's super fun and silly!
He just has no way to manage his body 🤷
I'd say his worst spots are his ribs, feet, back, and armpits
Usually, his laugh is very bright and airy, mostly consisting of surprised giggles
Get any of these spots though?
Instead, Huey is cackling like a lunatic, out of breath and looking like he's going crazy
His knees are a melt spot! Gentle tracing there, and he won't squirm as much, opting to curl up and giggle
Most definitely squeaks. Like- a lot.
Also cannot hold in his laugh for shit
Poor kiddo just bursts out laughing immediately
Has a habit of trying to talk through his laughter, but he can never really make coherent sentences. Can get out single words though
His brothers loove to tickle him as a means of convincing him to do things (Going on an adventure, donating to Louie's kids, etc..)
He and Dewey also regularly partake in tickle fights
It's pretty much a matter of who can reach the other's spots first to determine the winner
Doesn't get lee moods often, but they definitely still happen
The Duck family is actually extremely chill when it comes to tickling, so it's pretty normal for one of the triplets to just ask for tickles
Because of this, Huey can usually just ask one of his brothers or uncles for help :)
Whenever Huey does ask for tickles, he'll usually tell his ler to just pin his arms up or smth so he doesn't accidentally squirm away
Or hit someone. That has happened far more than he'd like to admit.
Still, his brothers always get over it, and love tickling him too much to ever stop
And when Della made it back from space???
OH YOU BEST BELIEVE HE IS GOING TO HIS MOM FOR TICKLES
Atp she tickles him the most
The first time, he probably just came up to her and asked, and Della was so surprised because like-
Her baby is ticklish?? He wants to be tickled?? 😃 He wants to be tickled by her??? 😭😭😭
There were some tears of joy that day, and she definitely indulged
I am sososo grateful we got lee!Huey in canon btw- because OH MY GOD 😭😭😭
Ler:
Loves tickling his brothers!!!
A more gentle ler, and is always very careful of boundaries
His style mostly consists of scribbling, and very rarely does anything rougher than a light squeeze
Huey tickles Louie the most, but it's usually because he asks the most. (more on that later)
Is willing to tickle anyone if they ask, and is always so happy to do so
Does tease, but only when it's someone he's familiar with, and the mood is chill
"Ahhtickletickletickle!! Is this a good spot?" "I've got you now~"
Things like that
Now, remember how I said he rarely tickles roughly??
Well, there are two exceptions.
One of those exceptions being if it is specifically requested by his lee
It's typically Dewey who does this, but Huey is still very cautious
Checks in more often when he's tickling harder, just to make sure everythings hunky dory
There hasn't really been a time when things went too far, and Huey is genuinely proud of that
Again, very respectful. Never wants to make anyone uncomfortable.
Now for the second exception.
It is a pretty well known fact that Huey can get out of control when he's really mad or worked up
Someone has to do something really wrong to awaken an angry Huey.
When that person happens to be one of his little brothers??
Well.. let's just say he didn't earn the title Tickle Monster for nothing.
Emphasis on the monster part
Even when he's seething, Huey still has the common sense not to hurt his siblings
But that doesn't mean he isn't willing to tickle them until they're crying and high-key about to piss themself
This has only happened like, 3 times?
Even so, the lee certainly knows what they did wrong, so there is no doubt that any of it is unprovoked
When he's in this zone, he does not say a word
Just stares menacingly at his lee, and keeps it up until they either apologize, or (more likely) he feels like he's evened out the score
And again, it does take a substantial amount of annoyance to unleash the Tickle Monster
And Huey always lets people know when he's getting annoyed waaay before he resorts to drastic measures
Will always ask if the lee is okay after he tickles them, and will probably get them some water
Bro, we managed to get lee AND ler content (technically) of Huey- I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!
💙 Dewey! 💙
Switch!! 50/50
Lee:
Absolutely loves tickling!
This boy yearns for attention every day of his waking life- tickling is no different!
Dewey's a fighter though, so his ler better expect to be able to hold their ground
Will tickle anyone back without hesitation
Well.. except for the Huey Tickle Monster..
That's the one time when he just accepts his fate.
Other than that, Dewey will totally slap away hands, buck, arch and kick- it's just his nature.
Worst spots are his sides, feet, belly, knees, and surprisingly enough, his cheeks!
He's pretty ticklish in other places too, but these spots can be really killer
Okay, let me tell you!!
THIS. BOY. HAS. NO. SHAME!!
Absolutely zero
If he wants to be tickled, he's walking up to whoever is closest and practically demanding that they do so.
He gets lee moods somewhat often, but he'll ask even if he's not in a mood
He could just be a little bored, and just go up to a brother for tickles
Donald thinks it is so cute, so of course he never says no
His brothers pretend it's annoying sometimes, but they've never said no either soo..
Even though he does move around a bit, Dewey can actually manage to keep his arms up pretty well if he wants to
You know the 'Arms Up' game??
He's deemed himself the all-time winner!
Only lost once, and that was to Webby
Dewey's laugh is super sporadic- it ranges from frantic giggles, to squealing, to cackles, and everything in between! Sometimes within a few seconds!
I said his cheeks are one of his worst spots, but they're also a melt spot for him!
Gentle fluttering there makes him squeak and grab onto his ler's wrists
Will straight up throw in the towel if he's being tickled that way, the light sensations are unbearable to him
During lee moods though, sometimes he'll ask specifically for cheek-tickles
Gets tickled by pretty much everyone, whether he asks or not
Donald specifically has to tickle him to calm some of the energy down sometimes
With three kids, he tries and tries to find ways to make life more manageable
He's found that 5 minutes set aside to tickle Dewey consistently works to keep him under control
By the way, we can all agree that he is the biggest mama's boy known to man, correct? Good. I thought so.
Dewey is always asking her to tickle him, and has even gotten her back a few times!!
For a while, he went into detective mode to try and figure out if she was ticklish
Asking Uncle Donald, his brothers, everyone.
At some point, he crept up behind her and just squeezed her sides
Della legit screamed, whipped around, and tickled the daylights out of him.
Dewey had no regrets, and now will always start tickle fights with her.
NOT ONLY DID WE GET CANON TICKLES FOR HUEY, BUT DEWEY IS TICKLISH TOO!! 🥳💞💞
Ler:
He is a crazy ler!!
Tickles anyone and everyone ALWAYS.
If you let your guard down for a minute, there is a 90% chance that you're gonna get got.
His style is super chaotic, with wiggling fingers, tazes, squeezes, pokes..
Dewey will dew it all.
Depending on who he's tickling, he adjusts to tickle lighter or harder
His only goal is to make his lee laugh as much as possible
If light tickles can achieve that? He's going in gentle!
Harder tickles get a better reaction? He's doing that instead!
He tickles everybody about the same amount, but he does get Webby pretty frequently
Keeps track of how many times he's gotten each of his friends/family throughout the week
Does respect boundaries of course, but Dewey can get carried away sometimes
The triplets have a codeword, so he usually stops as soon as they say it
Besides that, he can forget that people need to breathe
He does do his best to check in sometimes, it just might take a second for him to remember
Gets ler moods too, and typically goes to Louie for those
His little brother whines about it, but will usually accept.
If the script is flipped, however, and someone goes to Dewey with a lee mood??
Oh ho ho, he is ecstatic!!!
As soon as boundaries and limits are communicated, he is practically jumping on his lee and going crazy.
Seems like the type to pin people down to get their worst spots
Sits on legs, holds an arm up, all of that.
Teases like nobody's business!
Wiggles his fingers, slooowly inches closer to a tickle spot, and that's just the physical stuff!
With verbal teasing, he'll make little sound effects as he works, gives compliments, whatever he can think of.
Will also pretend that he's not the one tickling his lee, asking them again and again why they're laughing
"What could possibly be so funny! Unless.. you've finally realized how hilarious I am!"
LOVES to use raspberries
They always get such frantic reactions from his brothers, how could he not use them??
Will end it all with a hug and some more compliments to keep the mood light
💚 Louie 💚
Lee!! 95/5
Lee:
Okay, look at his silly little face and tell me that this kid is anything but a lee.
I only put 5% because I feel bad for him 😭/hj
No but seriously, Louie is the biggest lee of the family! No doubt about it.
He actually really likes tickling, but refuses to admit it.
His brothers know already, they see right through his facade
Gives bratty lee energy, but it is super easy to take him down a peg.
Very big squirmer, but (suspiciously enough) never tries to actually get away.
He'll arch, twist, and kick halfheartedly, and will also wrap his arms around himself though
His laugh is loud and abrupt, and always sounds hysterical and loopy
Even if less ticklish spots are being targeted, he immediately bursts out into giggles with no chance at speaking
His words just jumble together, and it sounds like he's drunk or something
Because of this, if Louie can't manage to get the duck's safe-word out, a tap on the shoulder or the leg works just the same.
Also hides his face A. LOT!!
Hides in his hoodie, or puts his hands over his face
Worst spots are probably his sides, feet, armpits, belly, and neck
Can't take being tickled for very long, he's super sensitive
Cries extremely easily too
Like, a couple scribbles to his stomach and poor Louie is shaking his head frantically, hitting at the floor with a red face and tears in his eyes
It always scares the crap out of Huey, but they've talked about it. It's just how he reacts.
Dewey is more used to it, and rarely pays any mind when his little brother turns into a living water fountain
Teasing makes this boy's face so red- He's cooked the moment a word leaves his ler's mouth.
I said before that Dewey is great at the 'Arms Up' game..
Louie is not.
He doesn't even have a proper score because he never even managed to get his arms above his head in the first place
His brothers have tried to get him to play countless times, but the very mention of tickling has his nervous system going crazy
The most he's accomplished on his own was getting them half up, with his elbows pressed to his sides
The other triplets just yank his arms up and tickle him anyways, the game long forgotten at the sound of his surprised shrieks
If you catch him by surprise, Louie will quite literally collapse
Dewey loves to clamp onto his sides when he least expects it, because his reaction is hilarious.
His knees will buckle, and he'll go falling to the floor with a screech
It always cracks his brothers up.
Gets lee moods on a weekly basis at least
It's very common for Huey to find his littlest brother acting quieter than usual, with a slightly pink face and his hands fidgeting in his pockets.
Louie is pretty much the only one embarrassed to ask for tickles, so he'll try to hide how he feels
Luckily for him, his siblings are too emotionally attentive to not realize when he's in a mood
Again, he doesn't directly ask for tickles, but Huey ends up noticing the most, while Dewey will tickle him more at random.
Can't say "tickle". It's just not in his vocabulary.
Instead, will make a face, and say:
"Uh... You know, the t-word."
When Della returned and was introduced to the family, it took a while for Louie to decide that he did want her to tickle him too
Dewey immediately took it as his mission to help, and spilled the info to their very surprised (and very touched) mom.
After that, Della made it a point to tickle her youngest whenever he wanted, and quickly picked up on some of the signs he would drop
BRO I NEED SOME LER DELLA CONTENT I SWEAR
Ler:
Not gonna lie, I can hardly see Louie as the type to tickle other people a whole lot, so apologies for this section being shorter than the rest 😅
Okay, it's not that he doesn't want to tickle people (although that usually isn't on his agenda)
Louie Duck is hopeless when it comes to being a ler
He gets so embarrassed just thinking about it that he gives up.
Cannot tease, or say tickle, or any of that
He's attempted to tickle his brothers a total of maybe 2 times, but it didn't work out
There was a time when he tried to scribble at Dewey's knee when they were watching tv
Dewey was legit so confused, because his brother had never ever done something like that, and lowkey asked if he needed something 😭
Louie played it off like he wanted the remote, but his face was so red- Dewey knew something was up
After some pointless questioning, Dewey just wrecked his shit right then and there.
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Okay, that's all I've got for now!! Apologies for my insane word vomit, I've been needing some content bro 🥲
Anyways, Ducktales is becoming a bigger fandom for me, so if you guys have requests, I'd be happy to write for them!
#I should make more of these#not just for the boys#but Webby Lena Donald and Della.. just everyone#Ducktales tickle#Ducktales 2017 tickle#Ducktales tickle headcanons#Ducktales tickle hcs#Lee Huey#Ler Huey#Lee Dewey#Ler Dewey#Lee Louie#Ler Louie
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Honestly, I think that if Kotoko doesn't have any kind of tragic backstory or deep-ridden trauma and did have a relatively normal upbringing like she says she does, it will probably heighten my enjoyment of her character and her narrative even more. I've said it before and I'll say it again, my favorite thing about Kotoko's narrative and role in the story and why she is my favorite prisoner is the fact that she is the perfect encapsulation of what I think Milgram is trying to teach. It is unfair to put her, or any of these prisoners into boxes of good and bad because both are cruel oversimplifications that only serve to dehumanize them regardless of if the audience's intentions are good or bad. By dehumanizing them and partaking in the fucked up justice system that is Milgram, you are emotionally distancing yourself from them. When you emotionally distance yourself from these people, you become more ignorant to the possibility that you could do the very thing that they're doing. That Haruka, Yuno, Fuuta, Muu, Shidou, Mahiru, Kazui, Amane, Mikoto, and especially Kotoko could all be you and you won't know it before it is too late. That is why even within this system that pushes black-and-white nuance-less thinking, the narrative itself encourages you to look beyond the surface depiction of these prisoners that we are presented with. Because in the words of one Will Wood - "If you were in my shoes, you'd see I wear the same size as you" But what does any of that have to do with Kotoko and her backstory? Well, @/archivalofsins / Gunsli made a very good post that explains exactly what I'm going to talk about in more depth, but I'll give it a rundown nonetheless. It would be very easy for someone to look at a person who has gone through tragedy or trauma who has done bad things, and say in response: "See, I can't become like that because she is abnormal. I could never do that, that would never happen to me.". Now I would hope that you don't need me to tell you that this way of thinking is a white lie cake rich with ableist frosting, but that is a discussion dug into by Gunsli's post. And I do believe, if Kotoko is revealed to have a tragic traumatic backstory, this will happen to her. Because it happened to Amane. And that is why Kotoko having a 'normal life' would be so important to me and, in my opinion, heighten her already amazing narrative and writing. Her role in the story is to be a audience parallel, she is an embodiment of the system and mindset Milgram as a story criticizes and her actions are a direct consequence of our involvement in it. Milgram is already not subtle about this fact, but Kotoko's ordinary upbringing is the thing that fully hammers the nail in the wood. Anyone can become like Kotoko Yuzuriha, trauma or not. Her beliefs, her bigotry, her fascism, her violence, and her fantasy to be the chivalrous hero who protects the weak are not things that are alien or only things that form within an "abnormal" brain. In fact, they are very normal things that a lot of normal people across the globe perpetuate wholeheartedly whether they realize it or not. Kotoko isn't some one-of-a-kind individual She is literally just a girl
#I really hope this goes without saying but this is just my interpretation of Kotoko's narrative and what I think would improve it#I am not Yamanaka so I cannot say what would concretely be the best for her story#I can only form opinions and theories based on what's already been presented to us#{ ⚖️ after knowing all I wonder. can you really forgive them? 👁️}#~💫 a constellation!💫~#milgram#milgram project#kotoko yuzuriha#yuzuriha kotoko#milgram kotoko
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JOHN EGBERT BANGING OUT THE TUNES APRIL 21, 2009?!
After our adventures in John's bedroom and living room these past days, we now get a glimpse into his father's study. Unsurprisingly this room is also filled with harlequins, but this time the more businesslike monochrome harlequins, almost veering into mime territory. There's also a copy of 'The Serious Jester' on the desk. From this we could guess that this is where John's dad does the serious part of clowning - filing his taxes or whatever - if it weren't for the next line.
There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time soon. A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.
AGAIN?? Is this suggesting that John's dad, through carelessness at best, has been leaving peanuts around the house to potentially poison his son with? Can we infer that his ceaseless cake baking is a sort of Russian roulette, where most cakes are perfectly safe but there's a small chance any one could have peanuts blended in? Is the divide between John and his father that John does whimsical, ridiculous pranks while his father does 'serious' pranks that endanger people's lives? When are we going to meet this evil clown?!
A father without a pipe is like a strapping roughneck without a toothpick. That is to say, HE IS A RATHER PISS-POOR EXCUSE FOR A ROUGHNECK IF YOU ASK ME.
This is the THIRD time an opinion like this has been voiced by the narration - first the tire swing, then the fire, and now the father, all trappings of the suburban lifestyle in which John seems to live. The narrator explicitly calls themself 'me' here too, suggesting a distinct entity instead of a disembodied narration. Are we reading this from the point of view of an entity who is keeping John homestuck, forcing him to partake in all the trappings of home life? And does this have anything to do with Sburb - as someone pointed out on Discord last night, it's only one letter away from Suburb?
I think that captchaloguing a captchalogue card should cause John to open a portal to the astral plane like with bags of holding in D&D.
But the most exciting part of this update is John playing the piano on page 77 - complete with a song playing inside the animation! The song is Showtime by Kevin Regamey and Malcolm Brown, and it's a very pleasant listen. John is a skilled piano player!! Which means that sooner than expected, I'm getting an answer to my question of 'what is John good at'. I can't believe there hasn't been a single mention of music in this comic until now, and suddenly John busts out this simple but lightweight, airy, carefree melody that he's clearly practiced loads before. What other secrets is this kid hiding from us?
The caption on this animation is even more intriguing - '(Pages including sound will be preceded by [S] in the command.)' Is music going to become a regular part of the comic? Is John playing music going to become relevant to the plot, so we'll get to hear more of his songs, or will music be worked into the story in other ways? This is treading new ground, moving Homestuck further away from a 'traditional' comic, which only makes me more curious about where it'll go next.
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This Day Aria
Inspired by this post by @rodion87g ! And inspired by the My Little Pony song by the same name.
tw: canon typical violence, goofiness
og link here (from my ao3)
"This day is going to be perfect."
Under his breath, Raiden sang to himself as he admired a bouquet of assorted flowers on his vanity, feeling the delicately soft petals with his fingertips, his musings accompanied by a gentle smile upon his face.
"The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small."
He slowly plucked a flower from the vase and twirled it in his fingers, watching the light from the windows play off it.
"Everybody with gather 'round, say I look lovely in my gown."
His hand balled into a tense fist, crushing the flower, and he watched the petals become enveloped in green flames and disintegrate as they drifted down to the tile.
"But what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!"
Green magic shining off his form, Raiden let his mask slip, and revealed his true form.
Shang Tsung, had taken his place.
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Luckily, Kung Jin had noticed his cousin and his cousin's soon to be husband were acting...off. Kung Lao was tired, irritable, and had even snapped at him. Raiden on the other hand...a whole issue in itself.
But the moment he and Takeda found out about Shang Tsung's plans, they were sent to the sorcerer's laboratory- banished along with the real Raiden.
And so, they listened to him lament over his would-be wedding.
"This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small."
All hope seemed to be lost for him. Having been stuck here for days- weeks, even, without finding a way to escape...
"But instead of having cake with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all."
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Shang Tsung threw the bouquet off the vanity, his magic making it turn into mere ashes as it fell and sent pieces of glass flying across the floor.
"I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake. Vows, I'll be lying when I say..."
Leaning against a mannequin, Shang Tsung walked his fingers up its plush arm, feigning adoration. "That through any kind of weather I want us to be together."
One moment, he gently carressed the doll, and the next, he had shoved it to the ground and stomped on the hat it once wore.
"The truth is I don't care for him at all! No, I do not love the groom, in my heart, there is no room!"
His magic shining against his body, Shang Tsung returned to his mask- the Champion, and Kung Lao's finance, Raiden.
His plan to infiltrate Lord Liu Kang's defenses and earn everyone's trust was working out perfectly.
"But I still want him to be all mine!"
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After wrangling with the lock on their cell, Raiden and the boys ran through the halls of Shang Tsung's laboratory and evaded as many of the demented experiments as they could.
"We must escape before it's too late, find a way to save the day."
There was no time to waste.
"Hope, I'll be lying if I say"
In an attempt that would be considered in vain, perhaps due to Raiden's pure fatigue, he shot a bolt of thunder at the locked door separating them from their escape.
"I don't fear that I may lose him"
But instead he collasped, taking a knee, peering up at the door weakly.
"To one who wants to use him"
Kung Jin and Takeda assured him, and with their combined efforts were able to break down the heavy wooden door. Raiden had certainly weakened it.
"Not care for love and cherish him each day"
Jin threw the doors open as Takeda rushed to Raiden's side, throwing his arm over his own shoulder and taking the man's weight.
"For I, oh, so love the groom, all my thoughts he does consume."
Jin took Raiden's other arm and the boys supported him as they made their way out, staggering yet forcing themselves to push on.
"Oh, my Kung Lao,"
"I'll be there very soon."
They could finally see light.
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The grand hall of the Edenian palace was completely decorated with only the finest for friends of the royal family. Sunlight shone through stained glass windows, casting a multicolored hue on the aisle. And on either side, their mutual friends watched as who they thought was Raiden walked down the aisle.
"Finally the moment is in bloom, for me to be one lucky groom."
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"Oh, the wedding we won't make."
The trio was moving as fast as they could- but would they make it?
"He'll end up marrying a fake!"
Raiden couldn't stop his mind from racing. If they went on with the wedding, there might've been no way to get his Kung Lao back.
Despite his debilitating pain, he was determined.
And so he began to run, with Jin and Takeda behind him.
"Kung Lao will be!-"
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"Mine, all mine!"
Shang Tsung erupted in laughter. After getting a few stares, he simply played it off as a giggle from an excited groom.
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second chapter here
#ao3 fanfic#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat#railao#kung lao#mk1 raiden#Raiden#raiden x kung lao#shang tsung#takeda takahashi#kung jin#this day aria
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Nobody Likes Me (Think I'll Go Eat Worms) (Traditional) A nursery rhyme about eating worms because you feel everyone hates you… It smells like a Corruption trap to me.
"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me I think I'll go eat worms! Big fat juicy ones Eensie weensy squeensy ones See how they wiggle and squirm!"
This Day Aria (My Little Pony) I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows, well I'll be lying when I say "That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together" The truth is I don't care for him at all
No I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine
#the corruption#corruption poll#poll#the magnus archives#music of the fears#Nobody Likes Me (Think I'll Go Eat Worms)#Traditional#This Day Aria#My Little Pony#Youtube#Spotify
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It's never just a carrot.
I was standing in my kitchen this morning looking out at the garden. The only bed that I can really see from that vantage point is the carrot bed. That's not a complaint, the carrot bed is actually my favourite one.
I like carrots. Always have.
They're delicious pretty much any way you eat them. Lots of good things for the body. Easy to hide in food for people who (for whatever reason) don't like veggies. Honestly, one of the first things I remember wanting to grow when I thought of trying to grow anything.
It turns out that growing carrots is a lot more complex than I thought it was going to be just from reading about it. Like most things, lived experience often veers off the course of what the research tells you.
Is your soil fertile? Is it balanced? What are the boundaries of the space you are growing? What are your favoured varieties? Will they grow well together? Do you have enough light? Do you have enough shade? Are you ready to dedicate yourself to watering, and to fertilizing and pest control?
Are you ready to do the work?
Make no mistake, it is work. The carrots in a garden don't just appear for your use with zero - or low - effort. Lots of work before you get to partake. It's hard work that needs to be consistently done. If that effort isn't maintained, the crop won't be very fruitful and you might not have them when you need them; alternately, your carrot won't be viable - it might just wither in the ground.
But you! You did the work.
You learned as you went, made adjustments... hardest of all - you learned that you didn't have to tend the garden all by yourself.
Good for you!
So now that you have a gorgeous fucking crop of carrots, everything is wonderful and you can stop working so hard! Right? Everything is planted and look at all the lovely green growing up out of the ground... and "oh I have carrots here, I'm covered for all happy carrots, everything is great and I can kick my feet up because look at all the carrots!"
Mmmm.... Carrots. We are all set.
Hold up, hoes.
Lo and behold, one day you need a carrot while you're trying out a new recipe. You go and pull one out and it's the most wonderful, beautiful carrot and it's perfect and bright and full of nutrients and oh-so-good-for-us-ness... you talk about how excellent the conditions are for your carrot, and how healthy your garden is and eat together in happy-joyful-floaty, well earned satisfaction.
Delicious.
Enjoy your healthy garden!
Next time you are cooking up a storm, you suddenly need another carrot and you run to the garden to pull one and... it's ugly and twisted and there's dirt caked in a crack down the side of it and why does it look hairy? But that's the carrot you have and you use it because... you. need. a carrot.
This time, you discuss the garden conditions and the soil amendments. You make the choice to add and change and adjust and grow with your carrots... You let the fucking difficult carrot teach you how to cultivate a better garden. You share your meal, and it is made no less nurturing or nutritious by the ugly carrot; in fact, it is made even more delicious and fulfilling by the work you have put in to enhance your garden... by the choice to secure your future full of delectable, lovely carrots.
Each time you pull a carrot - be it perfect or ugly as hell, each time you talk about pulling a carrot, each time you tend to your carrots... you can make the choice to improve your garden as a whole. You can make the decision to apply what you have carrot-learned to how you handle other issues you might someday come up against with your lettuce, or your beans.
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Hey, something just occurred to me...
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Kinda the same with safewords, isn't it?
Who'd have thought that carrots and safewords would have so much in common?
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Are you ready to do the work?
To prepare your soil? Plant your seeds? Tend your garden?
When you are ready... Use every single veggie or herb you pull... Every flower you pluck... to make your whole garden healthier, more nurturing...
Having to harvest your carrots is not a bad thing. Done with respect, with care, with mutually supportive intention, it serves to improve your garden.
Making it stronger. Resistant to pests.
Growing ever healthier and more resilient.
Sew.
Get fucking filthy.
Garden safe(word)ly on.
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#i wrote a thing#for you...#lessons from the garden#doing the work#cultivating#magic things#not a garden dream#a garden reality#filthy fucking fun#safewords#communication#sharing harvests
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Both Reena and Tiffany fall in love with Lukas
~music playing~
Tiffany sprayed perfume on herself
Tiffany: *singing* this day is going to be perfect. The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small…
Flashback of young Tiffany and Lukas being together
Tiffany: *singing* everyone will gather ‘round. Say I look lovely in my gown.
Back to her present self
Tiffany: *singing* what they don’t know is that I have fooled them all!
Cue to reena
Reena: *singing* this day was going to be perfect. The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
Flashback of young reena cosplaying as a princess eating cake with her friends at a birthday party
Reena: *singing* but instead of having cake. With all my friends to celebrate.
Back to her present self
Reena: *singing* my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all…
Cue to Tiffany
Tiffany: *singing* I could less about the dress! I won’t partake in any cake!
Tiffany: *singing* vows? Well, I’ll be lying when I say…
Tiffany: *singing* “That through any kind of weather. I'll won’t let us to be together”
Tiffany: *singing* The truth is I do care for him at all!!
Tiffany: *singing* yes, I do love the groom! In my heart there’s always room!
Tiffany: *singing* But I still want him to be all mine!!
Cue to reena
Reena: *singing* We must escape before it's too late. Find a way to save the day!
Reena: *singing* Hope, I'll be lying if I say…
Reena: *singing* “I don't fear that I may lose him. To one who wants to use him. Not care for love and cherish him each day.”
Reena: *singing* For I also love the groom! All my thoughts he does consume. Oh my Prince Charming! I'll be there very soon!!
Tiffany prepares a love potion while reena practices her feelings speech
Tiffany: *singing* Finally the moment has arrived. For me to be one lucky bride!
Reena: *singing* Oh, my dream we won't make it! He'll end up marrying my rival! And then my boyfriend will be-
Tiffany: 😈 Mine, all mine…
Tiffany: *laughs evilly*
Reena: AAAAH!
Reena wakes up scared as she wakes up in the morning
Reena: …
Reena: *to herself* okay. Just a nightmare…you can still save Lukas. You just gotta keep him away from her as possible.
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—This Day Aria / 💍💒👰♀️🤵
The man huffed and puffed punching a wall after wall so hard some completely collapsed, grunting loudly then gasped seeing the bitch who fucked up his best friend wedding. His so called bride! He tackled her onto the ground, causing both of to go tumbling and hitting a wall.
“Bucky stop!”
His fist was curled hovering over her as his chest began to tighten sending daggers her way. His face looked straight at her brown eyes, scared face, bruised body and knotted hair. He thought it was a trick and yelled, “Why should I?”
She gulps tiredly, “Because I know you..your mother was named Winifred but everyone called her Winnie, you’re a night owl and your favorite music is 40s Jazz, the classic kind.”
“True again. Anyone could know that, Steve must’ve told you about that.”
“You have a secret crush on Sam. You won’t admit it but you care about him dearly, you only ever told me that information.”
That caused the man who shake his head and uncurl his fist sighing as he repeatedly apologized for what he done. Stella smiled softly and tiredly rubbed her face explaining what happened, how she ended up here in the first place.
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The bride to be grinned staring at the mirror in her long blushing white gown, tied up curls already pulled back into a high positioned bun and makeup done just right. She turned around and hummed walking around the room and then turned over her shoulder.
“This day is going to be perfect. The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small.” She said in a singing voice smirking as she walked around grabbing the face of the mannequin.
“Everybody will gather 'round. Say I look lovely in my gown.” She continued and yelled, “What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!”
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The two were racing looking for a way out, Bucky helping Stella stand up in support despite them being surrounded by rock and dust from the caves. He gave her a soft smile, repeatedly apologizing and wondering how he is gonna explain to his best friend he tackled his bride to the ground.
He shrugged muttering, “Ah he’ll be fine.”
“This day was going to be perfect. The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small.” She hummed looking at him with tears in her eyes, “
But instead of having cake. With all my friends to celebrate.”
He sighed keeping the soft smile as he’s hearing her sing the words, “My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all..”
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“I could care less about the dress. I won't partake in any cake! Vows, well I'll be lying when I say.” She sing smirking with pride, pushing the female mannequin out her way, staring straight up at the one of the groom, “That through any kind of weather. I'll want us to be together.”
Her smirk only grew as she cupped the face of the mannequin that was shaped like a groom as she continued, “The truth is I don't care for him at all! No, I do not love the groom. In my heart there is no room! But I still want him to be all mine!”
~~💍🎵~~~
Bucky and Stella raced for their lives, using their strength and endurance to make a big impact into the walls of the cave.”
“We must escape before it's too late. Find a way to save the day! Hope, I'll be lying if I say..” Stella sings running and climbing up the rocks, following Bucky in between the narrow halls.
She glanced at him, “I don't fear that I may lose him. To one who wants to use him.” She grabbed his shoulder as he wrapped his arm around her secure position as they jumped and landed on steady ground as she hummed, “Not care for, love and cherish him each day!”
Bucky smirked finding an old abandoned cart down the mines into the river that will allow them to probably. The two of them pushed as Stella smiled at her friend and promptly sang, “For I oh so love the groom. All my thoughts he does consume.”
He returned the smiled helping her into the cart, launching himself inside as the pair rolled down the tracks into the river. As they did, Bucky swiftly turned around and sang, “Oh, Steve! We’ll be there very soon!”
~~💍✨🎵~~
The wedding marches were held high and mighty. The crowd gathered around dressed in plenty of glamour outfits, bridesmaids were wearing their best all designed by Liane and Amelia. The Avengers, The Young Avengers, Fantastic 4, X-Men and many others surrounded the place in glorious colors.
Steve was standing there smiling having recently seen nursing a headache with Nat and Sam beside him. A few faces looked indifferent while others were more than pleased with the outcome of the event.
The doors opened as the bride sung proudly, “Finally, the moment has arrived! For me to be one lucky bride!”
She dressed trailing behind her in glory, her headdress perfectly matched and the whole thing was all set in motion. With help from Leo and Cassie, she stood above the steps looking at the groom who’s eyes were more blue than before, with a hint of green in the middle being mind controlled to look like a mild headache. His blonde hair was swept back and his tux was fitted to match the theme of the wedding.
~~💍🎵✨~~
They were almost there as Stella looked at the broken clock with tears filling her eyes. She gasped as she sing, “Oh, the wedding we won't make! He'll end up marrying a fake!”
Bucky sing the continued line rubbing her shoulder and huff, “Steve will be...”
~~🎵💍✨~~~
“Mine, all mine.” Sang the bride, her eyes flashed a deep green for a second before returning back to normal brown.
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Soo tell me what do you think? 💒 hehe I was listening to the song and decided why not.
Did you guess who the other Stella is? 💍😏
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Zack knew Benny's Weird behaviour wasn't nerves like everyone said it was. Benny would be ecstatic , not nervous. So that's why he was spying on his uncle. " I know you're there." Zack had no option bu to turn visible." You're not my uncle." With an angry growl, the man in front of him Slowly twisting In two demons " You Must really care about Well why don't you go see him" With a Light surrounded zack he tried to fight It , but he couldn't , he was transported away. His eyes shot open in a dark cave. He looked around to see a shadow moving , and he jumped at it. " Hey kid, I'm happy to see you too." Zack didn't hear anything staring at the man in front of him. " Would a demon know your favourite cookie is oatmeal raisin?" A smile spread on Zach's face as he hugged his uncle. "we have got to get you out of here. Back With the others , the domonic creature had turned back to his Benny impression Waiting to see His Groom Who was luckily too busy to spend his time with Wedding planning.
Demon: This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I
dreamed since I was small
All those Peace loving coks
Say we look great in Are suits
What they don't know is that
I have fooled them all.
Benny: This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I
dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells may
never ring for me at all.
Demon: I care not a thing about the ring
I won't partake in any cake
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't care for him at all
No, I do not love the Groom
For hate is all that I consume
But I still want him to be mine.
Zack: We must escape before it's too late;
Find a way to save the day.
Benny : Hope I'll be lying if I say,
"I don't fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him
Not care for, love, and
cherish him each day. "
For I oh-so love the Groom
Oh, all my heart, he does. Consume
Oh, My dear champagne, I'll
I'll be says a very soon
Demon: Finally, the moment has arrived
For me to take My winning stride
Benny Oh, the wedding we won't make
he'll end up marrying the fake
Oh, Champagne will be
Demon: Mine, all mine. [laughter]
With one Well placed shot, Zach was able to hit the rocks' weak point , destroying it , giving them the ability to get to Benny's muvjwwt. In a burst of light, they racet to get there bashing for the door " hay demon get away from my husband" The benny on the stage Started laughing a hellish chuckle His body ones again Contorted changing to his true form His skin becoming pitch black and bugg like His eyes losing pupils And an extra pair of arm Riping Out from his back " Zack is it you're smart for a mortal I have to kill you first" The demons low voice was cut off By one With a more demanding tone Alexa stood in front of the demon Her scythe in hand " Do You really think I'm gonna let you do that" Before the demon could respond he felt A metal hand shoving him from behind suddenly He was being slashed Again and again Until he was nothing but dust "good Shove champ" " The idea of marrying anyone who isn't You makes me sick". So yeah, the two of them had an eventful wedding butt after all that, they still got to Exchang Vowels and have a party full of their best friends and all their love for each other
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This Day Aria Line Tournament
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#mlp#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp fim#mlp g4#This Day Aria#Princess Cadence#Queen Chrysalis#A Canterlot Wedding#polls#polls on tumblr#tournament polls#I won't partake in any cake#Hope‚ I'll be lying if I say#0x18v0x19#This Day Aria Line Tournament#This Day Aria Round 1
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✨weekly tag wednesday whenever✨
I was tagged by @thisfeebleheart 🥰 Thank youuu
5 questions + 1 emoji:
do you like cooking and/or baking? Yes! I cook every day and I enjoy it. I also love baking - after finishing my master's degree I actually went back to school for a year to get a bakery (and chocolatier) certification
what is your favorite dish to make at home? I made a lot of really big salads in 2024. They're so easy to make and so satisfying and yummy.
is there a seasonal (whatever season it is for you right now) food that you often make this time of year? Whenever winter comes around I start making more casserole type dishes like lasagna and a French kind of shepherd's pie called hachis parmentier. Just warm, hearty things.
is there a particular drink you like during this season? Tea! Oh, tea, my beloved! (And then when it gets warm I switch to iced tea haha)
are there any regional dishes that are popular in your area this time of year? if so is it a 👍 or 👎 for you? On January 6th we had Driekoningen (Epiphany/12th day) and you're supposed to eat a frangipane cake that has a single bean baked into it. If you get the bean you're the "wiseman" of the day. I never really partake lmao, but I do like frangipane! Next Monday is Verloren Maandag (which is apparently the first day after the whole Catholic Christmas cycle lmao okay, literally translates to: the lost Monday) and then you usually eat a sausage roll or an apple beignet. I'm a diehard sausage roll girly. I definitely would've gotten one but I'm traveling on Sunday so I won't be home for the annual sausage roll feast T_T sadness.
Please feel free to play along! I'm tagging: @froyo-ravioli @notabuddhist @nanihirunkits @leem-lawson @visualtaehyun @hyp-no-tic <3
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About your Top Gun/Top Gun: Maverick f/os...
🌧️: What's your favorite/ideal way to spend a rainy day together?
🕯: Who’s more likely to stay up later at night while the other's fast asleep?
🥧: What are you and your F/O's favorite Fall sweet treats? (Bonus: if homemade, do you make them together?)
🔥: Who gets colder easier? And who warms them up?
EEEEK I'm so excited to talk about them!!
Long post under the cut

🌧️: What's your favorite/ideal way to spend a rainy day together?
With Mav, if he's home, it's normally just a cuddle day. We get cozy and cuddle with each other, and read a book together or something of the sort. If he's not home, and he's out partaking in whatever he could possibly be up to on a rainy day, I like to bake him little treats, clean up around the house, and do other little miscellaneous chores, that way he doesn't have to do them when he gets home.
When it comes to Ice, we just have a nice day at home together, doing whatever comes to mind. Whether that's cuddling, playing little games, or whatever else we can think of. We always have a nice time, and I love spending rainy days with him.
With Rooster, we like to just sit back and watch television. Basic, I know, but we'll throw on some old movie and cuddle together, and it usually ends up with me taking a nap in his arms.
With Hangman, we have a day planned out ahead of time, just for when it rains. Last time, it started off with sleeping in and sleepy cuddles, and then we went and baked an apple pie. We then did some painting, which ended up in both of us getting a little more messy than first anticipated, and then we went and danced outside together in the rain. It was honestly so romantic, 10/10.

🕯: Who’s more likely to stay up later at night while the other's fast asleep?
This is a difficult question to answer because sometimes I get possessed by an old man and go to bed at 7:30 pm, but other times I stay up until 4 am. So it really depends on when I go to bed. Sometimes I'll be the first to fall asleep, other times I simply won't go to sleep.

🥧: What are you and your F/O's favorite Fall sweet treats? (Bonus: if homemade, do you make them together?)
My favorite fall sweet treat is pumpkin cake, and its so good!! I make it all the time during fall!! I generally make it by myself, but occasionally one of them will come help me with it (usually Hangman)!!
It's hard to say any of their favorites, but I think I have a list. I believe Mav's favorite is my pumpkin pie, while Hangman and Ice both enjoy my caramel apple cake. Rooster likes my cinnamon rolls, even though those aren't really fall-exclusive (shhh).
Normally I make them by myself while they're out doing their shenanigans, but sometimes, whenever they're home with me, we'll bake together.

🔥: Who gets colder easier? And who warms them up?
Normally I'm like a mini heater, and Mav, Ice, and Rooster all love it when they cuddle up to me on a cold day. Snuggling up to me under the covers is like snuggling up to a heater.
However, when it comes to Hangman, this man is somehow warmer than me all the time, so whenever I get cold (which is more often than you'd expect since I just described myself as a mini heater) I cuddle with him, and he warms me up.
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This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small, Everypony will gather 'round, Say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all.
This day was going to be perfect the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small, But instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all.
I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake. Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say "That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together" The truth is I don't care for him at all, no, I do not love the groom, In my heart there is no room, But I still want him to be all mine!
We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day, Hope I'll be lying if I say "I don't fear that I may lose him to the one who wants to use him not care for love and cherish him each day", For I oh-so love the groom All my thoughts he does consume, oh, Shining Armour, I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived For oh me to be one lucky bride
Oh, the wedding we won't make He'll end up marrying a fake—Shining Armour will be
Mine.
All mine.
Elise always blasts this song out loud...
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I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say "That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together" The truth is I don't care for him at all
No, I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine!!
#I love this song. I wanna draw Takaaki to this song#*sighs*#sam's talky talks#It's these lyrics that just stick with me because shit. Fucking love that part
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Fake shambolic wedding to a happy ending?( this day Aira)

Before i start let me Tell you who the siblings are there is Tori and Taichi the oldest then you have yaku and shona twins the youngest this was originally Ennohina But I am changing up to go with a storyline I just thought you’re up So everything in the story is basically the same except the ships changed and there’s more added to it aka there is a twist also before I forget to mention all the siblings had the last name Kawanishi
Quick sidenote:shona like Cadance has the power to spread love and light
In the volleygays gc
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Fake shona:🎶This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small🎶
Tori:sis what are you saying
Fake shona:🎶Everybody will gather 'round Say I look lovely in my gown🎶
Everyone bowed to her and said how pretty she looked
Kenma: bestie are you getting married and why wasn’t i told
Fake shona:🎶What they don't know is that I have fooled them all🎶
Everyone: WHAT?!
Tori:sis what do you mean?
They see the real sho locked in a basement
The real shona:🎶This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small🎶
Kuroo:Wait there are two chibi chan’s
Hajime:so who’s the real sho
The real shona:🎶But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all🎶
Tori:wedding who is marrying my sister with out my approval
Taichi:sis simmer down let’s see what else is said
Tori:Right
Fake shona:🎶 I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say🎶
The real shona:🎶"That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together🎶
Fake shona:🎶The truth is I don't care for him at all" No, I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine🎶
Kita: i think we know who the real sho is question is whose the fake
The real shona:🎶We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say "I don't fear that I may lose him To the one who wants to use him Not care for love and cherish him each day"🎶
Tori:just want to know who this he is so I can talk
Iwaizumi:don’t say that while holding a knife
The real shona:🎶 For I oh so love the groom All my thoughts he does consume Oh Atsumu Miya I'll be there very soon🎶
Everyone: Atsumu?!
Ennoshita:Have you guys seen sho-NVM wait whats going on
Iwaizumi:Backread
Ennoshita:Huh why is there shona’s
Kenma:We want to know as well
Everyone agrees Kawa also put down the knife and said
Tori:I’m glad its you she is marrying my bestie at least it’s not one of her simps i am Not against this as you were sis
Fake shona:🎶Finally the moment has arrived For me to be one lucky bride🎶
The real shona:🎶Oh, the wedding we won't make He'll end up marrying a fake Atsumu will be..🎶
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Fake Atsumu🎶this day is going to be perfect the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small🎶
Suna:Something feels off
Fake Atsumu:🎶all those armor loving bores say i look great in my uniform🎶
Kita:Yeah this is not our Atsumu
Atsumu:🎶 This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all🎶
Samu:Omg brother There you are
Fake Atsumu:🎶I care not a thing about the ring i won’t partake in any cake vows? Well i be lying when i say that in any kind of weather i want us to be together the truth is I don’t care for her at all🎶
Yaku:That is my twin you pig
Fake Atsumu:🎶no i do not love the bride for my heart is dead inside but i still want her to mine🎶
Atsumu:🎶We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say "I don't fear that I may lose her To the one who wants to use her Not care for love and cherish her each day🎶
Kenma:Aww tsumu you love my bestie that much
Atsumu:🎶Oh i also love the bride oh in my heart she does Reside oh Kawanishi Shona I’ll soon be by your siiiiide!!!!🎶
The simps: aww we didn’t stand a chance
Fake Atsumu:🎵Finally the moment has arrived for me to take a very lucky bride🎵
Atsumu:🎵 Oh, the wedding we won't make She'll end up marrying a fake kawanishi Shona🎵
Atsumu:🗣will be Mine All mine
The real sho and atsumu broke out of their Confinement at the same time to see the fake them ready to take their vows
Atsuhina: STOP THE WEDDING THAT’S NOT US EVERYONE WAKE UP
Yaku:We knew it so who are the fakes
Then the fake sho turned out to be Yachi
Yachi:Ahahahaha
Everyone: YACHI!!!!
Yams:Aww guess i am next
Everyone: KARASUNO’S PINCH SERVER
Yams:I have a fucking name assholes
Atsumu:Why yamaguchi
Yams:why not
Shona:why yachi just why do You wanted to ruin our wedding day
Yachi gives her reason she is about to learn how selfish she was and how she is going to be alone
Yachi:ain’t it obvious you had everything and everyone at your beckon call I had nothing BECAUSE YOU STOLE IT FROM ME UGH PEOPLE JUST HAVE TO MENTION YOU AND THESE FOOLS GET HEART EYES ITS SICKENING
Shona:by why attack my husband to be
Yachi: you really are a dumb bitch. BECAUSE I LIKED HIM FIRST DON’T YOU GET IT THIS WASN’T ME DOING ALL THIS FOR LOVE THIS WAS ME TRYING TO GET BACK WHAT YOU TOOK BUT YOU HAD TO FIND AWAY TO RUIN THAT AS WELL GOD THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU
Shona:I’VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU ACCEPT SHOW YOU KINDNESS I HELPED YOU WHEN YOUR MOM WAS BEING A BITCH THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF YACHI YOU HAVE RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP Atsumu honey lets go we are done with this bitch
Kenma:You messed up
Yachi:….
Tori:What you let jealousy and you pride take over how many friends do you think you lost today yachi
Yachi:….
Tori:Ayo anyone here still friends with this fake
Everyone: ……
Yachi:G-G-Guys please
They all slowly started to walk away
Tori:This is what your actions have done oh and take yamaguchi with you
Yachi:…
Kuroo:Jealousy not a good look on you come on kitten let go to chibi chan’s actual wedding
Kenma:Hai
Everyone else followed kuroo and kenma leaving yachi standing at the Alter looking dumbfounded
The mayor: you know what I now pronounce the real shona and Atsumu husband and Wife
Shona:Well in that case we skip the formalities and go straight to the good bit
Atsumu:Read my mind honey
They shared a long and passionate kiss
Yachi:Guess i was being jealous now i have completely lost everything
Me: Your actions have consquences Yachi you let jealousy greed and pride control you you forgot who you will be hurting and how much damage you will be doing not to mention how many lives you maybe ruining in one day
Yachi:…..
Leave you to think on that
End of this part
a little bit of a disclaimer here this is going to be sad in a way and there’s gonna be a Time jump from the first story to this one with a flashback to the first story near the end so I hope it doesn’t confuse you in anyway with that out the way let’s go
Remeber i said there was a time jump meet The Miya triplets they know nothing of their parents and their Auntie Tori refuses to mention them Osamu has been MIA when he found out his sister in Law and twin brother is Dead he suddenly returned today the kids want to learn about their parents uncle Osamu and Auntie Tori aren’t sharing so they were going to find someone will to tell them inspired by

It starts with the kids going to akaashi’s and bokuto’s house plus they wanted to see their cousin the cousins come busting though the door to the triplets
Bokuto: Now that is one way to make an Entrance kids or maybe an exit what are you three aiming for
Keira:Ignoring that hey you three What do I owe the pleasure of my favourite nephews and niece
Miya Zachary:Well auntie i was wondering if you could tell us about our parents
Miya Natsuki:Please auntie i ran in to uncle Osamu yesterday we just want to know
Keira: Well i don’t see why not my little sunflower its just a story right A long time ago your dad wasn’t the only man in your mother life you mother was a person known for spreading love and light where ever she went someone could be having a fall out with their other half shona would find away to kiss and make up but like i said it wasn't just your dad in your mothers life she had a whole harem but your dad was the one that won her heart
It was a normal dad and All the simps were arguing you know the normal fight they were fighting on whose turn it was with sho all the simps were riveals to the core the onlys that got close was a Atsumu
Young Atsumu:Psst i’m not suppose to talk to you
Shona giggled and then replied
Shona:oh well I’m not suppose to talk to you either
Young Atsumu:Hey my mom says if you hold a buttercup under your chin it will make you chin glow but it doesn’t work on me see
Young shona:Hehe does it work on me?
Young Atsumu:It sure does Sunbeam
Young shona:Hehe Sunbeam i like that name
End of flashback
Miya Zachary: Wait a god damn minute atsumu and sunbeam those are our parents names
Keira:Of course sunbeam was just a nickname her given name was Kawanishi Shona
Miya triplets:What?!
Miya Katsuki:You know what never mind that what about this feud
Keira:Oh yes the family feud but for this story you need kenma him your dad and mom were all thick As thieves
Miya Natsuki:Thank you Auntie Keira
Keira:No problem dear
They ran to kenmas house which was a street over
The miya triplets:Uncle ken ken uncle ken ken
Kenma:Whoa whats up with you 3
Miya Natsuki:We are Learning about our parents trying to find out what auntie Tori keeps avoiding the questions we ask
Kenma:Oh sweetie you can ask me see how much I can tell you
Miya Katsuki:What do you know about this feud that was going on Uncle Ken
Kenma:Oh young Katsuki Where did you hear about this
Miya Katsuki:Auntie Tori
Kenma:Well if that’s one of the things you are desperate to know about then I have no reason to see why I can’t tell you
The kids sat down and listen
Kenma:After your parents got married and let me tell you that wedding was almost a shambles because two of our so-called friends decided to be fake
Miya Zachary:Huh?
Kenma:Let me explain one of our friends Faked being your mother another one of my friends faked being your father almost ruined your parents special day
Miya Natsuki:Why though?
Kenma:Jealousy young Natsu anyway the feud started with your uncles Your dads twin and your moms twin Somehow your parents just got caught in the middle
Miya Natsuki:Do you mean uncle Osamu I saw him yesterday he’s returned he gave me free onigri
Kenma:No one officially knows what the Feud was about or how it started Originally we just thought it was a mini disagreement one that will get resolved quickly because we know your uncle Osamu and Uncle Yaku had fights over the least little thing it would be over everything goes back to normal. Look kids our old high school days they had fights like that just petty fights that never last but this one they kept going and going and going and I found new reasons to fight which greatly upset your mother
Miya Zachary:Sorry for all we know that could’ve been the reason for this feud and it was a misunderstanding instead
Kenma:Maybe anything else you wanna know because I can’t tell you anymore on this subject
Miya Natsuki:Uncle Ken Ken can you tell us about mommy in general
Kenma:Now that I can do Natsu Your mother was the sunshine in every one’s life I think I can speak for myself as well as everyone we all fell for her just atsumu won her heart do you know she was the one that actually persuaded me to pursue gaming and to start my own business
The miya triplets:Wha-really mommy so cool
Kenma:That she was kids but if you want one more story about her you need one more person
Miya Katsuki:Who?
Suddenly Taichi walks in
Kawanishi:That would be me
The miya triplets:Uncle Taichi!!!
Kawanishi:The favourite uncle is here so story about my baby sister
The miya triplets:Yeah yeah
Kawanishi:Okay so Like you were told your mother was the sunshine in everyone’s life she was the best little sister I could ask for actually she was Like you Natsu your personality matches hers
Miya Zachary:I can see it sunflower your are mom's mini version
Kawanishi:that she is Zac But as much as I loved her no one loved her more than your dad he would’ve literally taken a bullet for her and on several occasions he almost did. I don’t know much about what happened during their wedding day which I only found out there was fake versions of them that was it you can guess how I reacted
Miya Natsuki:Uncle Taichi
Kawanishi: Yes Sugar
Miya Natsuki:Are you mad at us for pursuing this you know finding out about our parents
Kawanishi:Huh?! Mad why, why would I be mad they’re your parents you have every right to know Tori should’ve told you but I’m guessing it’s still hard for her to talk about at the moment
Miya Katsuki:Is auntie Tori struggling that much
Kawanishi:Yes its not easy having a sister die in your arms kiddo
The miya triplets:We’re sorry Uncle Taichi
Kawanishi:No no you wanted to know
Miya Katsuki:Can we Gather everyone up we have something to show them
While the kids went to gather everyone akaashi spoke to kenma
Keira:Thank you kenma but the feud the There was one thing I remember it was a long-standing feud between the cats foxes and crows and then cats backed out as they saw no point in it and it was just the foxes and crows
Kenma:Oh yeah
The miya triplets:Hehe We’re back we bought uncle samu
Osamu:Kids why am I here
Tori:^
The miya triplets:we want to show you something it's for all of you
Kawanishi:What is it?
The Miya triplets:Just a little something our parents left behind


The miya triplets:As a reminder if your fox cat or Crow we accept you
Tori:This is about right my sister
Samu:This is amazing
Kenma:Thanks sho we love you
Kawanishi:Typical sis
The miya triplets:Hehe we did it mom and dad we got the family together
The spirits of Atsumu and Shona:Thats our babies
The end
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