The Wayne’s on a road trip:
Bruce: The Driver. He is in pain. Regrets every decision he made up to this point starting from when he was stupid enough to say “yes” when Dick asked if he wanted to spend some time with all his kids and every event that followed. He has already threatened to turn back home once if the constant bickering didn’t stop but quickly realized this threat was ineffective because half the car does want to go home. He has instead resorted to threatening to let Dick have back DJ control whenever they get too much. This is much more effective. He has been dreading to ask where they want to eat for the last 30 minutes
Dick: Shotgun. Won shotgun with a combination of oldest child privilege, dirty fighting, and the fact Bruce declared him “least likely to make us crash”. Started off being in charge of music but quickly had that privilege revoked after their 5th listen of “Dancing Queen” and he is very sulky about it. Also in charge of navigating because he is the only one willing to argue directions with Bruce without attempting to physically fight him
Jason: Behind the Passenger seat. Keeps “accidentally” kicking the back of Dick’s seat because he’s petty he didn’t get the front. Is the main source of all the shouting that’s giving Bruce a headache. Has picked at least one arguement with everyone in the car except Cass though Dick is his main focus
Cass: Behind the Drivers seat. Isn’t actively contributing to the chaos but is also not attempting to stop it whatsoever. Is content watching Dick and Jason’s fight and feels only slightly bad for Bruce. Brought snacks that she keeps occasionally sharing with the back of the car.
Damian: Back Left. Brought his headphones for the sole purpose of ignoring his entire family. Complained profusely that He Did Not Want To Come but hasn’t made many comments since being in the car aside from a threat of violence when Dick wouldn’t turn off his music. More or less stayed quiet and texted Jon or Nika for the 9+ hour drive unless provoked to do otherwise.
Tim: Back Right. Also brought his headphones and also Did Not Want To Come. Nearly started World War III when told he had to sit in the back with Damian and promptly declared that when one of them died it will be entirely their fault. Surprising absolutely everyone, Tim included, Tim and Damian ended up just sitting on opposite sides of the car, listening to their respective music, and just contentedly ignoring each other. They caused not a single fight amongst each other but did however team up to revolt against Dick and Jason when their arguing started bleeding through even their headphones.
Alfred: Following in the car behind them because he’s not a fool. Claimed to want to carry all the luggage so that they would have more room. No one believed this but no one was willing to call him out on it either. He is listening to classical music and enjoying having peace and quiet for once.
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The thing about Bells Hells is that asking their opinion on anything is like setting up a political survey at a rave under a bridge or in some sort of especially niche genre specific goth club or backstage at an off-off Broadway conceptual show; you’re going to get really interesting answers! They are not going to be representative of the general population in the slightest. There is a faction of people who think we need to solve this by introducing one Designated Average Relationship With The Universe Dave to the polling sample, ruining their beautiful natural diversity of guys-who-could-be-in-the-musical-RENT. To which the wise man says: “Never!” This is the little freaks with half baked philosophies and unresolved personal issues party. More pressingly, it has been noted that Bells Hells doesn’t seem to realize that their relationship with power writ large is bafflingly different from the average Exandrian. This is an problem, but it’s one that could be in-character, one more extension of an admirable commitment to trauma-informed alarming theological opinions.
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Would Pi/m do his pim-thing and randomly plant a quick kiss on All/an's bump while they were discussing baby's development and such? 🥺👉👈
P/im wouldn’t be able to help himself😭❤️
Sort of a continuation of the last post, but I felt the only way to portray this ask was via some form of animation! (It’s a bit janky tbh but I think it gets the job done ;D;)
But yes, little dude’s habitual demonstration of affection would be a constant for sure! It only makes sense that he’d make a point to place a little kiss at any opportunity💕 (He’s also the one who coined the nickname “Peanut!” Everyone sort of has their own thing that they call her but peanut is one of them that stuck lol)
Btw here’s the stills if anyone wanted to see ‘em lol
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