#I watched tcm 2003 last night and was reminded how thick tommy is

[sinfulwrites]

Can you smack their ass?

Thinking about Jason and Thomas's cake and wrote this.

(excuse the gif, I just couldn't help myself)

Yes

Jason Voorhees: While you should definitely wait until you two have been intimate at least once, you can absolutely grab his butt. It’s going to embarrass him every time though. He gets all red and shuffles away, but don’t be fooled. He’s not uncomfortable. He’s just not used to this. He takes it as a compliment, you liking his ass so much, but he’s not used to being appreciated like this.

Bubba Sawyer: Every time your hand grazes his ass he squeaks, it’s adorable. Even if he knows it’s coming, it seems to surprise him every time. His face gets all red and he playfully covers his butt with his hands after you do. If your hands are still on him he will grab them and kiss them all while babbling to himself. You don’t know what he’s saying, but you know he’s happy.

Brahms Heelshire: The first time you did it, it spooked him, but later in his room he realized he actually really liked it. His ass became free game, grab away, Y/N! He especially loves when you grab it when you’re being intimate, even if he’s the one on top that night. You grabbing at his ass while he plows into you just tips him off the edge every time. Don’t be surprised if he starts doing it to you too. He can’t keep his hands to himself.

Vincent Sinclair: Another one who got spooked the first time you did it. Did you just… Grab his ass? He’s trying to figure out what’s so good about it, but he can’t see what you see. He still doesn’t get why you’re so into his ass, but he doesn’t stop you from grabbing it. Sometimes he will lay on his stomach in bed just so you can. He may be bending over a little longer than he has to too… Okay maybe he enjoys the attention you’re giving his butt more than he will admit.

Proceed with caution

Zombie Jason Voorhees: You should wait until your relationship has passed that intimate line before grabbing at his ass, just like with regular Jason. Dying and coming back to life has taken some of his bashfulness, so he won’t shy away. Instead, he’ll take it as an invitation. He will turn and face you, then he will pin you against the wall and give you a little payback by groping your ass. You better not have plans later, because he plans to take up the rest of your time today.

Michael Myers: Michael is a man who likes his personal space, you know this better than anyone. It takes a while just for him to be comfortable with hand holding, so it will take a while for him to warm up to you grabbing his ass of all places. When he does though, you better know what you’re getting yourself into. The second your hand touches him he is going to grab it and pin it above your head while pinning you against the nearest surface. Your teasing has consequences, as you will come to find out when he grabs your ass in retaliation, under your clothes…

Thomas Hewitt: Most of the time, Thomas is very modest and almost shy around you. When you grab his ass though? Oh, he is 100% taking that as an invitation to grab you in return, and much more… If you two have a rare moment alone in the house prepare to be fucked on whatever surface he can find. If the house is occupied by the other residents, he’s scooping you up and taking you straight to bed. Kissing you down your neck to your chest while groping your ass the whole way there.

Bo Sinclair: He gets the biggest grin on his face every time you do it. If you try to escape afterwards he will chase you down to finish what you started. If you’re brave enough to stick around, be prepared for his merciless teasing. You like his ass, huh? Congratulations, you got Bo to strip tease for you so you can see it in all its glory. (While you’re in the chair waiting for him to finally touch you after what feels like hours of teasing.)

No

RZ Michael Myers: When Michael was young, he had the displeasure of knowing a man named Ronnie. Ronnie was overly touchy and creepy to Michael and his sister, his favorite thing to do was smack him on the butt when he walked by. When you smacked him on the ass when he walked past you, you threw him back to that awful time. It took all of his strength not to recoil after you did it. He slowly turned himself around to look at you, his glare immediately wiping the smirk off your face. “Don’t.” You very wisely nodded your head, and never did it again.

2018 Michael Myers: While he has no trauma to explain why he doesn’t like it, he doesn’t. Call him a grumpy old man if you want to, he just doesn’t like it. Every time you do it he gives you an eye roll before leaving you alone for a while. This is the one and only time he compromises on something, agreeing not to touch your ass since he won’t let you touch his. He only agreed so you would stop doing it though, so don’t test your luck with anything else. (The blood will keep getting in the house Y/N, please accept it.)