#I was thinking of writing maybe a post about what animals the RAD classmates would dress up as for the paws and claws event

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hello!! it’s me again!! happy (lateish) birthday to the bestest girl ever, miss ik!!!! so of course ive come here to ask ik centric questions

since jtta has not ended yet, you totally dont have to answer this but what would ik’s reaction be when returning home after the whole year? would she actually manage to get on buzzfeed unsolved after mysteriously disappearing in the middle of class? how did everyone react to that….

young adult/adult ik time! now as an adult, how does ik feel about having pacts with the seven most powerful demons in the devildom? big accomplishment, kid

also, what does older ik feel about her future?? does she want to go to college, or does she have any future jobs she wants to work?

lets ignore the seasons past season 1 of obey me for a second …. now in the human world, i would assume the brothers and the other students would come to visit ik. how do you think they would do in the human world and how do you think others (humans, ik’s friends, family etc…) would react to them?

sorry for such a long ask ! i love to learn more about ik shes great :) you’re doing such an amazing job writing jtta and im absolutely still obsessed after what?? 2 years now?? time is crazy… im about to graduate from highschool and i remember starting to read this fic when I was a year or two older than ik… wow…

i hope you’ve been having great weeks lately! if not, it’ll definitely get better! keep your head up!

(apologies if this ask gets sent more than once.. my tumblr has been glitching like crazy lately)

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hhh thank you!!! it's crazy to me that jtta has that staying power, i'm so glad you've enjoyed it!!

as for your questions about ik - i'll answer the ones that i'm not planning to go into more depth on later ^^

ik's feelings on returning home i'll leave for later - but in terms of her disappearance, it's been kept quiet to prevent panic, and later diavolo'd pull some strings to keep it that way. though the classmates who were there in the class she disappeared in will continue to insist it happened, it's kind of treated as a weird mass hallucination

ik actually won't be going back to her old school, because the logistics (and also everything she's missed) would make it a mess, but some of her old classmates will notice her suddenly appearing around town again - with a weird assortment of really tall dudes - and while some attempt to ask her about what the HELL happened, she's always super evasive about it... though there's probably at least one classmate who's gone super detective about it

adult ik has to stop herself from adding 'made pacts with 7 uber powerful demons at the tender age of 14-15 and if you don't hire me they'll all be mad at you' to her CV. she entertains herself by imagining what her host of brothers would do if she summoned them on this rude guy at the co-op

in terms of her future... ik's just kind of winging it, but i can imagine her going to uni to study something to do with animals - maybe she'd be a herpetologist, maybe an ornithologist... or maybe just biology in general. diavolo likes to joke that she's an honorary teacher of creature studies at the rad (prof elderflower is so proud)

i'll leave the specifics of her friends visiting her for a future post-jtta bonus, but i reckon most of ik's friends just assume she has a really weird extended family. there's probably also at least a few people around town who have crushes on one of the guys. meanwhile, luke can get away with putting on normal clothes and just hanging out with ik whenever (lucky guy!)

zhao (ik's dad) and aunt lisa's reactions to ik's new found family will be explored later! but for now i will say that zhao definitely appreciates them (still terrified of them though), while aunt lisa likes half of them and would hit the rest of them with a broomstick if given the chance

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Obey Me As Tumblr #2

Asmodeus: “I’m sad I wasn’t born in the era of-“ b*tch do it! If you like love letters, write them! If you like poodle skirts, wear them! Society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! Do whatever you want!

MC: Time to buy a guillotine

Diavolo: Let’s not

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Luke: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept play-doh as acceptable cake decoration

Barbatos: Turn on ya location and we can talk

Luke: Hope you understand sign language then cause all you’re gonna be seeing is hands

Solomon: Damn sh*ts gettin real in the cake decorating fandom

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Asmodeus: Moan louder each time the cashier scans one of your items

Beelzebub: Please do not do this

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Leviathan: A shout out to all the people who started using “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking at another car

Satan: Yesterday a book fell off my desk and instead of picking it up I just looked at it and said “same”

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Belphegor: I’m so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me and I want to be set loose.

Satan: The energy of this post is dark and mysterious

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Solomon: Make your own foot scrub

Diavolo:

1. Feet are pretty hard to make

2. Don’t call me a scrub ever again

Lucifer: please stop making me read this

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Belphegor: In this world it’s milk or be milked

Lucifer: It’s really not

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Solomon: If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

Diavolo: PURGHAPS

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Asmodeus: Bisexual: the ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find

Diavolo: Whatever you find. That’s a pretty broad definition. I personally would not be satisfied if I found. Say. An alligator in my partners pants. Genitalia is cool. Carnivorous reptiles are not.

Satan: Is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

Barbatos: Yes

MC: If the alligator is limp. Is it reptile dysfunction?

Solomon: We need to get outside.

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Beelzebub: What if birds aren’t singing and they’re screaming because they are afraid of heights

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Leviathan: Do animals think in English or in the sounds they make

Lucifer: This is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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Leviathan: High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you If some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning students

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Belphegor: One time in school I didn’t read the assigned book and I was like f*ck it imma write this essay anyway and I had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so I just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me I was the only student who truly understood the book

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Leviathan: Are you ever in school and you hear a muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the f*cks going on

MC: What the f*ck kind of school do y’all go to?

Satan: RAD

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Belphegor: If you both agree to take a nap instead of going out, it’s a date

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Asmodeus: Why are you single?

Leviathan: I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either

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Beelzebub: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it and I started thinking like it was just trying to get food what if I went to the fridge and it slammed the door shut and snapped my neck how would I feel

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Mammon: You are angry about something “clam down” I text you, you assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young, War is hell.

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Leviathan: I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

Leviathan: Wtf I just made that post

Leviathan: Oh wait that is my post

Leviathan: I haven’t slept in two days

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MC: Where can I buy some thigh high crocs

Luke: In hell

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Simeon: Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You remember Copernicus as the man that said “hey, what if the earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “hey, what if we set you on fire?”

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Asmodeus: I’m looking for a romantic way to say I hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

Simeon: In the deepest calmest hours of the night when you have not but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss

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MC: “Were you born a boy or girl?” Bold of you to assume I was born at all

Mammon: I personally was created in a lab

Satan: Just straight of spawned

Diavolo: I was summoned

Luke: I was born at the age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time

Lucifer: Just popped into existence like a theoretical particle

Simeon: My existence is a figment of your imagination

Leviathan: Found in a cabbage field

Asmodeus: I lost my memories when I came to this dimension

Beelzebub: I’m just a rock that grew legs

Barbatos: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago

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Mammon: What happened when the guy shoplifted a calendar

Leviathan: He got 12 months

Lucifer: Crime isn’t a joke

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question tag

rules: always post the rules. answer the questions given to you and write 10 questions of your own. tag 10 people. thanks @onesinglepomegranateseed for tagging me! <3

if you lived in medieval times, what would your profession be? if i could pick, i’d be a stablegirl. i’d be helping with the horses and around the stables in general

explain in detail what you think is the best super power, and why? the superman deal is pretty sweet, but idk. to be able to stop time seems quite good too. nah, or maybe. super speed? idk!!!

what is your first school memory? first day of school, sitting in the first row, chatting & giggling with a new classmate and getting stink eye from the nerdy boy sitting next to us

first plush animal? i don’t remember the first, but i remember getting to pick one (1) toy when i learned to roll my r’s. i was about 5. i “”cheated”” and got two (2) lil dog plushies. i claimed they were sold as a pair only, when they in fact, weren’t. i named them rilli and ralli after _much_ consideration

would it be better to fly with or without wings? why? i don’t know if it would be better or not, but it’d be kinda rad to have wings, just for the aesthetic lmao. probably would be very inconvenient when not flying, but idk

fav movie/show? movie, i gotta go with django - unchained. oh no but spirited away is so good too. show, i gotta go with uhhhh hannibal. but true detective is so good too! i can’t pick lol

would you rather be possessed by a demon ghost or be a zombie if you died either way? i’d wanna become a zombie because then ppl would actually know how to kill me and i think i’d be of less danger. and my lil sister is obsessed with zombie stuff so like, a treat for her lmao

milk? that stuff is straight outta the devil’s teat

what animal is the ugliest? guinea pig

on a scale from 0 to 10 how concerned are you with nuclear war atm? maybeee 1 or 2. i don’t think it’s gonna happen. they can’t let it happen. but heck if i know

ok now the questions: 1. what book or show (or both) are you currently in the middle of? 2. last dream you had? 3. what is the last text message you received? 4. where would you hide a briefcase containing $1,000,000 (or whatever currency you have in your country) if the police were looking for it? 5. strawberries, blueberries or raspberries? 6. have you ever surfed? 7. what’s one ability you’d want to have? 8. when was the last time you bought ice cream? 9. any guilty pleasures? 10. what is your favourite piece of clothing you own?

and i tag @friendlyneighbourhoodlucifer @agent-mcarter @garfunkelandgoats @lornemalvoofficial @aregularvoltaire @more-or-less-organised @gameofsassbutts @theacidicfrog @atenebrae @not-an-ivy !!