#I was recently in a Dracula literary journal with a whole bunch of dracula short stories/essays

[mossworth]

If one more Draculadaptation looks me dead in the eye and says with a straight face that Wilhelmina "I Was Given A Gun And Sent Away Because If I Were Allowed To Murder Count Dracula With My Bare Hands It Would've Been Too Violent For The People Around Me To Handle I Hate Him With Every Fiber Of My Being He Traumatized My Husband And Killed My Best Friend, Van Helsing Only Went Into The Castle Alone Because If I Was There It Would've Burst Into Flames From My Hatred Alone Also The Matches In My Pocket And Completely Intentional Act Of Arson I've Been Planning Since Jonathan Came Home From Budapest" Harkrer fell desperately in love with Dracula I'm going to scream

I’m not bitter