#I was only half joking about that Dolorosa line

[iwasntcreativeenoughforaname]

Being a homestuck fan means you inevitably start shipping the randomest things with next to no context or even cute moments.

At some point it just becomes vibes and who’s trauma will match who’s.

Oh sure you have your basics. Your rosemary, your erisol or arasol, your meowrails, some version of johndavekat.

But then you pull out the fucking Eridan x Tavros and then have to explain that shit. How??? How do I explain that shit????

How do I explain that I ship Erigam moirails without looking like a lunatic? And then how do I shift and say “oh actually I like them vacillating pitch too”

No I don’t want to explain why I think Jake should auspstice for Erisol that is not a can of worms I would like to open. But I would absolutely die for Dualscar and literally any dancestor because all the amporas are my ship sluts. They get no game so I’m giving them all the game.

Cronus pale with ANYONE I’ll take it. And that includes Dualscar.

Because why is Dolorosa and Dualscar appealing. It should not be!

I need to sleep it’s 4am