#I was bored tonight

[nanaisatoast]

Ditchling Bourguignon Recipe:

Preparation time: 1 hour Cooking time: 4 hours Total time: 5 hours

Hello, and welcome! Today, I present to you my recipe for Ditchling Bourguignon for 4 people. Let’s start with the ingredients you’ll need:

Salt and pepper to enhance the flavor.

100g of butter (which can be substituted with Ditchling fat—it’s healthier and lower in calories).

1 bottle of Château Scarlet red wine.

4 carrots.

4 onions.

1 bouquet garni sourced from Sybil (we disclaim any responsibility for side effects such as mind control).

And most importantly, 600g of Ditchling meat. For the meat, we recommend hunting it yourself. There’s no need to buy it from a store—free-range Ditchling is of much higher quality. However, avoid using one that killed your cat; it might taste bitter.

Essential Cooking Tools:

1 knife: Since Ditchling meat is tender, a basic kitchen knife will do.

1 casserole dish.

1 skillet for browning over a fire—unless you’ve unlocked the “Hot Trait” and can sear it directly on your body.

1 oven (see above).

1 lid.

1 electric slow cooker.

1 kitchen scale.

Step-by-Step Instructions:

Step 1: Prepping the Meat

Begin by cutting the Ditchling meat into 3 cm cubes. Try to remove as much fat as possible and set it aside to grease the skillet (or your body).

Step 2: The Onions

Chop the onion and sauté it in a skillet coated with Ditchling fat. Once the onion turns translucent, transfer it into the casserole dish. (Reserve any excess Ditchling fat for seasoning later.)

Step 3: Browning the Meat

Repeat the process with the Ditchling meat, working in batches. Don’t worry if the meat remains white—this is normal for Ditchling Bourguignon. However, if it turns golden, it might mean the Ditchling was past its prime, and the disaster it was warning of has already occurred. Good news: You’re still alive. Bad news: Your Bourguignon might be ruined. If all goes well, add the meat to the casserole dish as you go.

Step 4: Deglazing the Pan

By now, all 600g of Ditchling meat should be in the casserole dish. Deglaze the skillet with Château Scarlet wine (from the Enoch Scarlet vintage—it’s aged well, though we can’t guarantee it’s not literally “blood-red”). Bring the wine to a boil while scraping the pan to collect all the flavorful bits. Add salt and pepper, then pour it into the casserole.

Step 5: The Final Touches

Empty the rest of the Château Scarlet bottle (Enoch vintage) to cover the meat. Alternatively, if you’re feeling particularly gloomy, you can use a full bottle of Château Scarlet (Tabitha vintage) to truly taste the despair of being a family disappointment while drowning your sorrows in alcohol. Slice the carrots into rounds, add them along with the bouquet garni, and let everything simmer for a few hours.

Step 6: The Long Game

The next day, simmer your Ditchling Bourguignon for two more hours, stirring occasionally. If you’re as sad as Tabitha, feel free to add a bit more wine.

Serving Suggestions:

Serve your Ditchling Bourguignon piping hot and enjoy it as you await the impending disaster that will inevitably wipe out your town.

Bon appétit! 🍷✨

[symmetrycrypt]

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Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??

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[hexxingcode]

i call this one "god damn it jesus christ i was just doing this to wind down from my other comic why did it take like 2 days to finish" and also "therapists don't take style points so i guess this'll do" and also "i cant fucking use the knuckleblaster it makes me mad" and finally: "bowing back to v2 in the first fight is funny so i illustrated it. theres some other stuff in there too i guess."

[aringofsalt]

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[virgothozul]

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[hajihiko]

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[kcthelazyartist]

I can't believe I forgot to mention how damn non-straight it is that the ring Ford got went black after the diner scene in my Fiddauthor evidence post.

I could probably do a quick analysis of this scene if I wanted to because it is one of the most queer scenes in the book and has so many implications about Ford's character

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[mismess]

So cool that the hello neighbor guy was like "yeah I got burnt out so I left the production of hello neighbor 2 halfway through and that's why it sucks and also we will Not be fixing any more of it or adding on to it even tho we promised we would 2 years ago when we released it for 40 dollars(not including that 20~36 dollars worth of broken dlc!) in a janky broken state with about 2 hours of gameplay. So that we can focus on hn3 :)" and expect us to trust that the next game, that they have big plans for just like the last game, won't turn out the same. Both main games were a mess with about 20 broken promises attached to them.

Show us that you can finish a bigger game in a decent state with the elements you promised and maybe we can start building trust here

[via-the-cryptid]

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[allastoredeer]

I dunno why when it's radiostatic then I'm either indifferent or sometimes, rarely as it is, even like top!Alastor but when it's radioapple then even a thought about top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer makes me wanna to gouge my eyes out haha

Samsies, Anon XD When it comes to radiostatic, I don't mind top!Alastor. I've actually like it on a few occasions of Alastor domming Vox. It's delicious. It's exquisite. Very yummy.

I think its the fandom-wide depiction of top!Alastor and bottom!Lucifer that turns me off from that dynamic. With Vox, Alastor gets to be more himself. He's not turned into this super suave alpha male dude (probs because Vox already fits that bill LMAO). Alastor gets to keep his fun and silly characteristics. I've seen more fan art of Alastor in a dress in radiostatic than radioapple, and I would like to thank the radiostatic community for contributing to my health. Thank you for putting my pookie in a dress, he looks amazing and beautiful just like he should.

And Vox gets to be his silly self too. He's still a boyfail. He's a mess. He's suave and charming, but obsessive and goofy at the same time. They match each other's freak.

From what I've seen, radiostatic typically feels closer to their canon counterparts than a lot of radioapple, which might be why I've been so drawn to radiostatic lately.

Their dynamic is so much more complicated and interesting than a lot of radioapple too, which is INSANE because Lucifer is literally the King of Hell, a prideful son of bitch, and an insecure, depressed mess who's been shown to despise Sinners. Alastor is a silly, girlpop, murderous Overlord who's rise to power is a mystery to EVERYONE (that should've been also impossible considering the assumption that he killed the other Overlords), he had an immediate dislike towards Lucifer that was never explained or expanded on, AND he's slowly been driven to (more) insanity because someone owns his soul, and that someone could very well be Lilith, Lucifer's ex-wife. THESE TWO ARE SUCH TASTY, COMPLICATED CHARACTERS AND RADIOAPPLE SHOULD BE THE TASTIEST OF SHIPS.

And yet, they're starting to feel like the oatmeal of ships. Bland and boring.

Don't get me wrong, I DO like radioapple. I do. I promise. I wouldn't be writing radioapple fanfic if I didn't. But it is hard to find enjoyment in the ship when most of what I see turns the characters into tropes and caricatures that strip them of all their tastiest qualities.