#I was always a rogue bc I was edgy lol

[disillusioneddanny]

11.Which one of the friends can I relate to more? Danny, Sam, and Tucker Conner, Bart, Cassie, and Tim

Okay so I can really relate to Sam in a LOT of ways. I was 10000% the weird Emo kid growing up (still Emo now as an adult lmao I mean I have a rainbow mullet 😂) but I was also raised with a lot of expectations thrown on me to be the perfect daughter. My mom was a pastor and so was my grandpa and it was expected that I would be one too. I was meant to be this sweet little Christian girl who would settle down and get married to a man and have 2.5 kids and go to church every Sunday. So basically similar to what Pam wanted from Sam lol.

Instead I’m an emo bisexual non binary person who works in criminal justice reform, rocking a rainbow mullet, with a shit ton of tattoos and piercings.

I related a LOT to Sam growing up and had thankfully found my own Danny and Tucker (and Val) in high school, one was a video game loving dork one was obsessed with DND and the other was into the same scene that I was. We were considered our own little geek squad in high school and I loved them a lot. We don’t talk as much anymore due to our lives being super different from one another but they were 100% the reason I survived high school. We were our own little weirdo group that no one really understood. (Also my graduating class was like 70 people so everyone knew everyone and you know how mean teenagers are lmao)

So definitely Sam, Tuck, and Danny is the friend group I relate to the most. And yes I absolutely was the Sam of our group. I’ll have to find some old cringy pictures of me in my high school Emo phase and show you one day Ash. They’re hilarious 😂

[major-fukkup]

@hyperobsession here goes!

So, I've created several different DnD pcs, as one does, so I can use them for different things BUT in my mind they all also exist in a separate AU where they're all in the same party and the problem with this is three of them are rogues.

Two of them, Ezian (catfolk) and Vargas (tiefling), become best friends almost immediately (just kidding it takes at least a week or two) bc it turns out they share a braincell and work reeeaaally well together. And they basically force the third, Sivain (half elf), to join their lil mini group within the party just bc ya know, they gotta, but he's traumatized (to be fair they all are lol but his trauma was the most recent) and doesn't wanna get close to anyone. Eventually he learns to trust them, and they never let him down. At least, not intentionally.

They are, for all practical purposes, being babysat by Storm, the chillest bard ever (you may remember him - he's a dragonborn), and Ash, a wood elf druid with a moral compass that won't quit. They basically become co- party leaders on account of being the smartest, and also the biggest and strongest (in a "the strong protect the weak" kind of way, not a "might makes right" way lol).

Storm doesn't really care what the rogues do as long as they aren't actually hurting anybody, but Ash tries to talk morals into them - to be fair they do have standards of their own but they struggle quite a bit with reason and logic, and Sivain believes quite heavily in destiny and luck. For example if someone drops their wallet or whatever and doesn't notice then it's fair game - bad luck for them, good luck for him.

Ash eventually learns to look the other way sometimes, but not if there is an objectively morally correct course of action that can be taken. She chooses not to partake of any goods that she knows are stolen but she isn't going to deprive her companions of stuff they actually kind of need, either.

Also Volstar, the edgy halfling sorcerer, is there but he mostly keeps to himself. He spent the first few months with the party constantly assuring them (himself actually) that he was ONLY in the same place at the same time as them because they happened to be investigating the same thing (they asked for his help one time with one thing and he was already looking into it so he figured why the hell not but he expected them to leave him alone afterward and they very much did not).

He talks to his mage hand and minor illusion more than any of them. ...Until one day he finds himself calling the party his friends. He never regrets it, either.

And of course we can't forget about Mark, a high elf ranger who doesn't give any fucks about anyone or anything except himself and smoking weed (I originally made him a high elf just for that joke even though wood elf would make more sense). He's literally just a hunter but he always wondered what was beyond the forest so he agrees to accompany the party into the city they're heading toward.

While there, they find a raccoon and he tries to kill it but it starts talking and the other party members decide to adopt it. Its (his) name is Roadkill but it's unclear if he already had that name or if they gave it to him.

Roadkill immediately decides Mark is his favorite person, you know, the guy who tried to kill him at first sight, and spends the majority of his time sitting on his shoulder. He refuses to get within five feet of Ash despite the fact that she's objectively the most adept at animal handling.

He is also a thief (I'm not giving him a class simply bc he'd be a rogue and that would make four, and also bc he's a raccoon and doesn't deserve a class [affectionate]) and frequently attempts to steal from Mark, who in turn chases him around trying to stab him. This continues nearly every night until Mark is given a reason to care about someone other than himself and has a change of heart (it is unclear how much time that takes, and also unclear exactly what happens to incite this reaction - I have some ideas but nothing set in stone yet).

Roadkill also fights with the rogues over shiny things. They don't try to kill him like Mark did but he does find a dagger somewhere and they quickly give up on trying to take it away from him.

That's about it for these guys, for right now anyway. I have so much more to say about each one but that can be done another time, in another post.

I'm also working on a couple more pcs including a half orc paladin and a drow cleric but since I'm not overly familiar with either of those classes I'm waiting 'til I have time to consult the Player's Handbook before continuing their development. I also want to add a barbarian to the mix but I don't have any exceptionally good ideas for one so I'm not sure yet. Maybe a gnome bc I love the idea of a really strong tiny dude. I was considering a gnome fighter instead but again, not sure.

I have a number of npcs as well that I'd love to talk about, but that's DEFINITELY going in a different post.

Anyway feel free to ask for more info about any of these guys! Like I said I have a lot more to say XD

[idledreams4]

ALSO omg could be kinda epic if the trash ppl’s names were like,, two-leg names or words. bc in the show they have wacky self-appointed names so instead of having tradition prefix-suffix names it would be smth equally as jarring for the clan-goers. not kitty pet names bc they’re already familiar w those even if they don’t like them / don’t understand them, so maybe the trash ppl are like. inspired by humans in some weird way. they adopt their names and have jobs instead of ranks and etc etc. like can u imagine a cat walking around calling itself daniel or shovel bc they just think the word sounds cool and edgy w/o knowing what it means

I do love it

and honestly I went back and forth on weather I was going to give Jadis a traditional name, cause I actually had no idea what to do with her. I wasn't originally going to give her a warrior name. I was basically going planning on her just like appointing herself leader of enough cats that they can be considered a clan. idk why she would have picked brindle as the prefix even if she was going to follow clan naming conventions. I was just so at a loss that I was naming her based off the coloring I've planned out. It came down to Maplestar and Brindlestar, but I have an oc also named maplestar and we're trying to do original names here

laziest name job I've everrrrr done but it was out of uncertainty rather than laziness so it doesn't count lol

after a quick search I realized jadis literally named herself after "the ultimate evil" of the Narnian universe. She knew she was playing the villain and she embraced it *sob* my initial spiel about her just keeps accidentally getting better and better

I feel like she'd maybe have a slightly better understanding of twoleg speech than her followers, and yet again pick something based purely on the fact "this is evil and nobody here is gonna know it"

like... hmmmm.... Sin. My mind kept saying Belial, which would work except but no cat is gonna hear a twoleg talking about Belial. like ever. unless its my cat maybe. but I think it would be so in character for her to have heard twolegs talking about sin enough that she got a vague understanding of what it meant and made it her name [the idea of Jadis naming herself Sin or Belial also makes her relationship with Gabriel soooo much funnier to me]

Gatherings with the twd communities would be.... so interesting. -I need Clan names for all the communities too, I've been putting that off cause I don't have the faintest clue what to do with Alexandria or The Kingdom. Hilltop is easy enough to call Hillclan, and likewise oceanside can be Oceanclan [those just sound like bootleg windclan and riverclan to me but its fiiiiineeee]-

like you've got [rick]Bravestar and [michonne]Runningclaw, not everybody's favorite all of the time but they're consistent and usually keep the gatherings on track

then there's [ezekiel]Tigerstar and [I haven't gotten to Jerry yet oops], who's a little... odd... but he's good natured. He tries to avoid conflict, but his pleas for peace often get drowned out. Until he makes everyone listen.

[maggie]Nettlestar's deputy [jesus, bc idk who else to use] is almost always conveniently "too sick" to attend gatherings, everyone stopped buying the excuse ages ago and just accepted that he never seemed to be around. She is not a favorite of the group, often coming off as hostile and just being difficult in general. There is a consensus that she's easier to deal with than her clan's last leader though

but none of that even compares to Sin. Nobody is sure who invited her, or how her "clan" can even bare that title. Warrior code? never heard of it. Starclan? pfft who needs some fairytales about ghosts. [except I think it would be kinda silly and in-character if Sin deliberately pushed her clan toward the dark forest] They may as well be rogues, but they also have some of the best fighters of all the clans, so if it was decided to revoke their status as a clan ad like... ex-communicate them? there would be blood spilled and nobody wants to make that sacrifice.

Cinderstar [Cyndie] stopped attending gatherings mysteriously a LONG time ago, and anyone who tried to cross their border to find out what happened was attacked, and usually killed. So the other clans just had to accept that [Oceanside] was isolating themselves and no longer part of anything. Except like... idk a few days ago a patrol from [Alexandria] stumbled upon them and found out this group of rogues [who is terrorizing everyone individually but nobody was talking about it] killed all their toms because they fought back, so now their clan is just slowly dying.

[potassiumcyanides]

MAKING PLANS FOR DND MAKING PLANS FOR DND GOTTA MAKE A NEW CHARACTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SO EXCITED I JUST NEED TO WAIT A MONTH OR LESS OR MORE IDK SOON

[prydon]

Rank the cr2 pcs!!! Who is ur fave cr npc! If the pcs swapped classes who would be who!

i'm not gonna rank ALL the pcs because then i'd have to put one last and i'd feel bad (especially bc i genuinely love all of them), but i'll give a top three haha:

1) caduceus

2) beau

3) caleb

caduceus probably became my fave as soon as That Scene (TM) with trent ikithon happened. i'm a huge sucker for gentle giants and low int high wis characters, so i just... i love him.

as for beau and caleb... i just like angry lesbians (and jerks with hearts of gold) and sad bisexuals, so i simply could not resist. the amount of heart, thought and care liam o'brien puts into caleb makes it really hard not to like him and believe him as a fully rounded person. their friendship is probably my favorite relationship in the series, too.

favorite npc is essek, yes i'm so unique and original i know haha. he was always destined to be a fave though bc THE quickest way for a character to get to my heart is through giving them a face-heel turn arc (aka bad guys who become/turn out to be good, and good guys who become/turn out to be bad). i watched zuko's redemption arc as a child and have been this way ever since.

as for swapping classes... ohh, that's tough. i hadn't thought about that before. beau would definitely make a good rogue?? and honestly probably a good wizard too, after all her time with caleb. i could see yasha as a cleric... jester as the warlock/paladin. molly as a cleric would be hilarious, too. for some reason i literally can't see caleb, veth and caduceus as any of their other class though, lol.

it would be kind of fun to imagine cad as a blood hunter... just not in an edgy way, in a "using something perceived as edgy and associated with death (aka blood) to help protect and fight for his friends" way, sort of like he already does as a grave cleric. then again, his intelligence score literally isn't high enough for him to be one loll. ...caleb as blood hunter?? oh, definitely.

[novadreii]

my thoughts on castlevania s4 SPOILERS obviously

wow, i was actually impressed with hector for once. he collected the last wit about him to turn his situation around and take his balls out of lenore’s hands back into his pants. i thought he would go sicko mode on her and feared it getting a little revenge misogynistic, but i was pleasantly surprised at how civilized it was between them up until the end.

lenore was a little useless, wasn’t she? i half expected her to go, “you know what? fuck diplomacy” and just go mach 1 on everyone. eh.

isaac, oh. isaac. my favorite secondary character. wanders the desert conquesting, killing and raising the dead which made him realize things. he realized so much he marched right into carmilla’s castle while her beserker and army were away and owned her ass. good for him.

carmilla. oh, carmilla. tied with isaac for my favorite. so determined and single-minded that she sent away all her forces while she schemed in her fortress. she depended too hard on her partners doing all the work for her, and as a result she wasn’t much of a thinker, just a bloody, murdery doer. for example, she didn’t think that there were other formidable forces in the world that may want to impede her whole world domination plan? did she forget about isaac, out in the world rogue forgemastering? that was a threat she should have checked on before going global. she got too greedy, too quickly, and she paid the ultimate price for it. she went out like a fucking boss though, and i was pleased with her arc overall. as far as villains go, her raison d’etre was relatable and hard to argue with. 

the dialogue style is both one of my favorite parts of the show but also at times a pain point for me. when it’s good, it’s relaxed, comfortable and realistic and the characters play off each other really well with it (like quipping back and forth during battle which i normally hate but works well here). when it’s bad, it’s a little cringe. some dialogue scenes went on wayyyyy too long while the characters repeated things they’d literally just said verbatim, which is awkward af in screenwriting. i.e. Isaac telling Hector twice in the space of 30 seconds “Dracula earned his rest.” which is odd because impactful phrases like this usually are not repeated so as not to, yknow, dilute their impact. Also Carmilla waxing spiteful about “evil old men” and repeating some variation of the phrase 15 times in one scene. lastly, the liberal sprinkling of the word “fuck” in every other line is also like, mostly welcome but once or twice just sounded silly given the context of the scene. i’m nitpicking, here.

saint-germain. Idk much about his woman, but she definitely seemed worth slaughtering a village and raising dracula from the dead for. violent and hot as fuck, she never uttered a single word which i want to think is indicative of something but what? did we ever figure out why she kept eluding him via dimension-jumping? imagine she was trying to get away from him all this time lol. yikes.

the smartest people in this whole show are the vampire lesbians who peace tf out immediately when they see their castle is under siege and figure out carmilla is dead. LOL at them assuming useless lenore is dead too (bc, she’s useless) and just leaving her there. they packed their shit up, moved out west, presumably to build a lover’s stronghold where they could just be in vampire love forever. GOOD FOR THEM.

trevor: continued to drunkenly yell Fuck while being masterfully proficient immediately at any weapon he picks up, though eventually always ending up using his fists like the brawler he is.

sypha: if she met the avatar, she'd be like “lmao, you can ‘bend’ the elements, huh? i can use them in ways that would make your skin crawl and your head explode to even think about. sit the fuck down.”

alucard: adorable himbo with a heart of gold, needs a tough as nails gf to jerk him out of his moods and organize his kitchen for him. another round of good for him. i was a little scared they would kill off his gf but that would have been unimaginably cruel considering what he went through in s3. alucard had imo the best/most stylish fight sequences of the season. and they know what we’re about, since he was shirtless or at least in a very deep V cut most of the time. thank you.

i had 2 major predictions for this season going into it: trevor would die (permanently), and sypha would have a kid/get pregnant. i was 75% on the money.

i liked the ending message of why humans win these wars against vampires despite being slow meatbags compared to them. the vampires’ fatal flaw is resistance to change, provoked by their immortality, arrogance, and insatiable desire for power in order to provide themselves long term stability in the world. whereas humanity’s best trait is the polar opposite: adaptability. throughout history, the ability to adapt has been proven to be the determining factor in a species’ survival. vampires, for all their god-like strengths, prove to be no exception to this rule. alucard, with his human heart, is the only one with vampire blood who has proven he can make major changes and overcome personal prejudices to live a better life.

And my final thoughts on the ending are: everyone major got a satisfying end to their arc. BUT. it was just too happy. either trevor should have stayed dead, OR dracula and lisa should have gone back to hell. but not both. having everyone come back to life and go on to skip in fields just seems contrary to the tone and messaging of the whole show, which is pretty high up on the edginess scale.

i love a bittersweet ending in general, so i’m biased. imo, the joy of a mostly good ending is rendered all that much sweeter by reflecting on what was lost to obtain it. imagine:

alternate ending 1: trevor comes back, the gang lives happily ever after at Belmont Village or wtvr they name it, BUT. we see alucard lost in thought thinking about his parents, how he saw a flash of their souls during the penultimate battle. there’s regret there, the regret of shit left unsaid and shitty family dynamics unsolved. we cut immediately back to hell, with lisa and dracula embracing, maybe whispering a few lines of doomed lovers dialogue and something about their son. they’re in hell, but ultimately, they’re together. cut back to alucard, yanked out of his sad thoughts by his pretty gf who won’t let him get too deep in the weeds. shot pans out of them together with the gang. the end.

alternate ending 2: trevor is DEAD dead. sypha stays with alucard and the gang at belmont farms and raises her kid. maybe we get a 2 year timeskip and we see the little shit have some of his dad in him/her. sypha is sad about trevor but doesn’t mope about it. she runs that town like it’s a business. alucard is the best uncle to that kid & the orphans they could ask for. everyone gets trained in ass-kicking next door at the belmont hold. lisa and dracula are miraculously alive through whatever convoluted bs makes it work, and contemplate one day moving back to see their son. dracula has a moment to realize that his family is mostly human, and what he loves in them he can learn to tolerate from all of humanity.

don’t those feel happy but just. TINGED. with just enough sadness to be more memorable? idk i may just be a masochist.

i haven’t mentioned the technical aspects such as animation and direction because they were amazing. really, really incredible animation that is going to be hard to follow up (and netflix is going to make copycats of this formula, you bet your ass they will). where cgi was used, it was excellent and barely detectable, really well integrated with 2d. so engaging to watch.

overall: 9/10

[coolgirl]

I feel like he fundamentally is so unrelatable him being a billionaire and generally really powerful (and super emotionally constipated) but his relationships with his kids is really such a good way to humanise him if only he’d get therapy and learn how to process his emotions. Also ?? He has similar trauma to some of his kids but got some reason they’re not all allowed to heal and grow from them :// idk I feel like there are so many ways to write batman well but ppl always take the edgy route

Yeah that's true, tho I gotta say the kids aren't the only way to humanise batman - his compassion for the rogues and believing they could get rehabbed and change and even being in good terms with some of them used to happen more in his comics, or at least enough that I can think of a handful of examples off the top of my head when I haven't even read the comics itself. Writers just wanna make batman edgy and like well ugh off the rails as bad as the rogues and unredeemable because they think that's interesting when like... Not necessarily.. Bruce has plenty of flaws don't get me wrong but rlly peak batman was that one batman adventures issue i believe? When he went to an ideal world or something and all the rogues were living their best lives and they were happy and healthy and he got to go home to have lunch with his family lol. Every comic questioning that is like Oh bRuce needs the rogues!! Needs them to keep on being batman!! And shit like why wont u challenge that instead of doing the same old shit as always.. like don't get me wrong it can be an interesting narrative and on itself it is challenging batman but it's been done a lot of times and it's not always done correctly and never actually has any lasting changes to the narrative yk? Like what's the point of challenging Batman's methods and moral code if the next issue it's gonna be a different writer who won't do anything about it and do their own thing separately of what was trying to be done.. like idk

SORRY I TURNED THIS ASK INTO SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY but yeah older batman comics used to have him have a deeper connection with his kids and like seeing himself reflected on them and it hit differently.. like dick with his parents, and Jason & Cass and (waves hand around) so much stuff. I feel like it will always come down to writers not wanting to address all the shit bruce has done to the kids and that he's been a really bad parent in some runs. They prefer to swept it under the rug and not question his methods when like WHAT so you're gonna write a whole book about batman being evil and the rogues actually being victims but won't spare any thoughts to his own kids???? It's kinda nuts. Like right off the top of my head, when Damian died and he put all the other batkids through the grinder and he was IMMEDIATELY forgiven because :( poor Bruce just lost his son :( like what the fuck you're never gonna address how Barbara seemed to be legitimately scared of him bc he was super aggressive towards her?? How he dismembered Frankenstein dude in front of Tim and then blew him off, how he made dick do the whole fake your death don't tell anyone thing, and taking??? Jason to the place where he died without any kind of warning under the lie of helping him in a case and then goading him into a fight because he needed to blow off some steam?? And all this was IMMEDIATE swept under the rug and Tim Babs and Jason helped him and were there for him after all this & then never really addressed... Literally a joke. It's just so unsatisfactory how he can do whatever the fuck and it's not addressed. We just gotta roll with it like 😭 it's so annoying by now 😭 if you're gonna write Bruce doing all that messed up shit AT LEAST address it and show the consequences of his actions..

SORRY I got a bit ranty with no real substance lol.

[gayestnerdsinfiction]

Character Thingie: Penguin.

How I feel about this character

he doesn’t really make it into my faves but i still really like him! i think he’s a versatile character that works in all different iterations of batman (from campy stuff to all the edgy shit i love to hate on). also he’s thicc and i respect him. 

All the people I ship romantically with this character

edward

that’s kind of it??? it’s interesting bc a lot of rogues content before gotham came out sort of separates him from the main rogues gallery so i don’t see him interact with the other characters enough to actually ship him with anyone else

My non-romantic OTP for this character

also edward lol i think they work equally well as friends tbh

tbh in all the shows/comics i’ve seen with penguin, he and ed are like. always kinda chummy and i think that’s nice

and harley!! i don’t have like solid reasoning for this but i think they probably love to gossip together over like a glass of red wine tbh

My unpopular opinion about this character

m a k e  o z z i e  f a t  a g a i n

tbh i think if gotham had cast a fat actor to play oswald, nygmobblepot wouldn’t have blown up the way it did (also can we agree that that’s a terrible ship name?? all the rogues ship names are so wack) 

and like no shade to gotham or robin lord taylor or whatever but i think it’s interesting that the first time we get a thin/conventionally attractive penguin is also the first time we see him with a confirmed, consistent love interest is kinda telling :/

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

mmmmmm this is kind of a small thing but i would like to see a canon jewish oswald. like the penguin is already a huge jewish stereotype (whether that’s intentional or not is another matter) so like...... if ur gonna jew-code him, at least give me a penguin family hanukkah or smth

[scottsumrners]

tbh i also do not care for the nolan trilogy in any sense. its so visually boring to me. people loved heaths joker bc he was the most color we saw in all 3 of those movies lol. (jk jk i know he was actually popular mainly with pretentious edgy nerds, but genuinely speaking he pops whenever he was on screen bc he was the most purple/green out of those 3 movies.) also do not fucking care about the "gritty realism" its so tired. it was tired then and nowadays its so overdone that its mind numbing. its just not interesting anymore. i wasnt a fan of the nolan movies back then and tbh ill take colorful sets corny dialogue and bat nipples any day over whatever tf the nolan movies were fucking doing

honestly, i feel like the nolan trilogy ruined comic book movies forever by trying to make them "gritty" and "dark" and "realistic".

(one could argue that the x-men movies were at fault of this, because they too skewed from using colorful costumes in favor of those boring black ones. but at least most people can agree the x-men movies were, yknow, fun to watch)

people tried to make batman dark and broody in the comics for decades, and it's always such a head-scratcher. like, sure, i can kinda see where you're coming with this, with batman going after mob bosses and what have you, but also like. literally batman's entire rogue gallery is the goofiest thing. even his mob boss villain is a dude who wears a black mask, for no reason other than a fashion statement. you could always make it darker in tone (batman returns comes to mind), but why rob all the fun of the story by grounding it in reality? literally, like, what is the point?

and then every single other movie that came after it had to be the exact same thing, because it's an unspoken rule that every superhero movie has to measure up to christopher "i can't let my actors speak in normal human voices because if the audiences hear anyone speak i'll kill myself" nolan

and it's worse bc marvel keeps making these silly little popcorn movies with no plot and nothing to hold it together but they ALSO need to keep it grounded in reality (look at what they did to thor), so like. they can't even make it whacky like in the comics. everybody loses

[salzspektrum]

not really a movie but the Batman franchise (comics, movies, w/e)

Who I will protect at all costs: THE ENTIRE BATFAM OK AYWho deserves better: Barbara Gordon, alwaysWho was killed off too early: Jason Todd lol, poor bro was killed off because fans hated him RIPWho I used to hate but now I love: I’ve never hated him, I just didn’t really care much for Penguin but now he’s my actual son like wow?? ily??Who I used to love but now I hate: okay I know I’m mentioning him a lot in this post but probably Joker? like I used to reaaally love him but now I’m like ‘eeeh okay he’s fine as a villain I guess??’ like it depends on the franchise (which movie, which show, etc.) but most of the times when I see Joker appears somewhere I’m rolling my eyes a bit bc ‘ooooh it’s him again…okay’. like let Bruce fight someone else for a change, why does Joker get to do all the shitWho needs to be killed off asap: J O K E R bye bitch u can choke, thanks Dick in that one story where you actually killed him, ily sonWho is unfairly hated: Stephanie Brown FIGHT ME I LOVE MY DAUGHTERWho is unfairly loved: honestly Joker, like I enjoy him and I see why people love him but I just think he is kinda overrated tbh and it frankly annoys me a bit that he is the center of attention most of the time, like let some other rogues be in the limelight for once bruhWho needs to sort out their priorities: Bruce tbh like I get it, he is the night but sometimes he neglects his kids and even tho I love him to bits that’s a shitty thing to do (like when he missed Damian’s birthday like wow that is very shitty Bruce)Who needs a hug: Bruce finally needs to hug Jason like wow I’ve been waiting for 84 years I’m-Who needs to get out of their current relationship: like they thankfully aren’t dating atm but the answer is always Harley (about joker, duh)Who the writers love: Joker lol, bitch is everywhereWho needs a better storyline: so I’ve heard that Dick is currently getting a storyline that is set in a future where he hunts down and kills every superhero with powers? lmao like can we stop with the pseudo edgy stuff like…okayWho has an amazing redemption arc: I guess the closest to a “redemption arc” would be Selina? like how she, over the years, became less of a villain and more of an ally/antihero? idk this is the best example that I can think ofWho is hot af: DICK GRAYSON AND SELINA KYLE BY EWho belongs in jail: ……all the damn rogues tbh lol but they won’t be staying there for long either so why even try at this pointWho needs to be revived from the dead: lol everybody who ever died in batman comics came back from the dead in one form or another (thank you lazarus pit for jason) so I can’t really answer this question lmao

Send me a show or movie and I will answer these questions.