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missmeela · 3 years ago

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The Gambler (Part Six)

Prompt 12: Free Day - Link to master post

Late afternoon. Lene sat at the card table in the bar, waiting. Eventually, Teon arrived, still looking a little glum. Lene smiled brightly and gave him a wave from her seat.

"Hey there, stranger. You look a little worse for wear. How about you come and sit with me?"

Teon plodded over and dropped down into the chair to the right of Lene.

"You may think this is just from a hangover. But you'd only be half right about that. You see, I'm a little low on funds, so I've got to be all business tonight."

Lene hummed softly and reached over to adjust his hat.

"Are you alright? Nothing bad has happened, has it?"

Teon shook his head and gave her a reassuring smile.

"It's merely a temporary position. I just need a few brash drunks with too much gil in their pockets, then I'll be all straight."

Lene touched the back of his hand and nodded.

"Okay, I'll keep you company then. I'll be sure to keep you on track, especially after what happened last night."

"Yeah, about that. I don't... Well, I think I had a little too much. I don't remember too much of it all that clearly."

Lene grinned back at Teon and flicked her hair back.

"Maybe that's what you get from drinking too much whisky. I can't have you falling asleep on me again. Look, how about this guy? He looks ripe for the taking."

Teon looked over at the man coming into the bar. He did give off that certain air of having more money than sense. But he was cautious; it could all be part of an act. Teon was going to let him head to the bar to get a better feel for him first, maybe get a few drinks in him, when Lene called out.

"Hey, you. You over there in the red. Can you play cards? This guy has been boasting about how he's the best poker player in all of the city, and I think it's high time someone took him down a peg or two."

As an opening gambit, it wasn't a bad one. Teon looked over to Lene with surprise, and she gave him a subtle wink in return.

Over the subsequent series of games, Teon managed to make enough to pay off his loan and still have a little to spare. Lene turned out to be great for bringing in new players. She even sat in on a few hands herself to add to the distraction.

By the end of the night, Teon could see why they had trouble paying attention to the game.

"You know, Lene, I could walk you home if you like. The streets aren't a good place for a woman on her own at this sort of time."

Lene smiled and collected up her things to go.

"Well, okay. So long as you're not expecting anything to come of it."

"Expecting? No. But I feel like I owe you this, at least. And I'd certainly feel better about seeing you home safely."

Lene beckoned Teon to follow her out.

"I said okay, didn't I?"

Teon hurridly gathered up his things and offered up his elbow, which Lene took.

"It's not far, which is a good thing because I don't always have a handsome man to walk me home."

True to her word, it wasn’t so far. Once they arrived at her place, Teon looked up at the dark building.

"I could come inside, just to make sure you get into bed safely."

Lene laughed and gave him a playful push.

"You may have been playing your cards right against all those men, but you haven't gotten me beat just yet."

Teon pulled out a deck of cards from his pocket and waved them about.

"So, how about we do that now? High card wins. If I win, I come in, and you fix me up a cup of coffee. If you win, I go home with my tail between my legs, and I bring you over a bunch of flowers tomorrow."

Lene looked at the deck of cards, thinking that over.

"An honest draw, no cheating?"

Teon held his hand over his heart.

"Would I ever?"

Lene smiled and cut the deck. She looked at the card and then showed it to Teon.

"A Queen. Are you sure you haven't got any aces up your sleeve?"

Teon shook his head and cut the deck himself. A nine. He turned it to show Lene and gave her a shrug.

"Can't win them all, I suppose."

Lene leaned in and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"We'll see how you do again tomorrow. And don't think that I will forget about those flowers. I'll expect to see them with you when I see you next. Goodnight, Teon. Thank you for walking me home."

Teon tipped his hat to Lene and gave her a nod.

"And I thank you for the company too. Sleep well."

She disappeared behind the door, and Teon started off down the street back to his place. It looked like his luck was turning around, even if that last draw didn't go his way.

At least it looked that way until he rounded the next corner and nearly bumped into a large Roegadyn wearing a brightly polished suit of armour.

"You, you fuck. You owe me six grand."

Teon backed up slowly, holding his hands up.

"Now, now, my good man. That was all an honest game. You gambled, and the luck of the cards just wasn't with you."

The Roegadyn grabbed his collar and yanked him forwards. He banged a hand against his breastplate and shook Teon.

"You were looking at my cards in this. You're a damned cheat."

Teon held up his hands in protest.

"You can hardly blame me for that. If you were playing with your cards face up, would you not expect me to look?"

The Roegadyn grabbed Teon's neck now and added some pressure.

"Make that twelve grand. You're not leaving here until I get what I'm owed."

Teon tapped on the hand at his throat as he turned a deep shade of red.

"Well, you see, I don't quite have that much right now. Not even six. I could maybe see my way to giving you two?"

The Roegadyn drew his sword and pointed it at Teon's belly.

"It's twelve, right now. Or I'm doing what someone should have done long ago and put a filthy cheat like you in the ground."

Teon shook his head.

"I don't have it. Besides, you're bluffing. You're not going to kill me over such a small sum, surely?"

The Roegadyn threw Teon down to the ground and stood on his chest.

"You don't think? Then you have no clue who I am."

It was true; Teon really didn't know who he was. Just another guy he had taken money off of at the poker table. He struggled underneath the weight of the Roegadyns foot as the blade approached his throat.

"Okay, okay! I can get you your money. I know a few guys, I'm sure between them, they'd loan me twelve grand. I mean, what's such a little amount between friends?"

The Roegadyn spat in Teon's face and pushed his boot down harder.

"Fuck it, I've changed my mind. I'd pay that much to see that you never robbed anyone again. Death is what you deserve. Not to be a leech on countless others."

Teon grasped at the ground, trying to get out from under the Roegadyn's weight. The Roegadyn raised up his blade; this looked like it would be the end for Teon. Maybe it would be Lene bringing him flowers instead. Like they always say, if you cast the die enough times, eventually, you'll lose.

Then suddenly, the Roegadyn topped over backwards and clattered to the floor in an awkward heap. A hand came down towards Teon, offering to help him up. He grasped it without hesitation and was pulled to his feet. He was met with the face of the thief from the morning as his unlikely saviour. Teon looked down at the Roegadyn lying on the ground; his throat was cut.

"You killed him."

"Yeah, and he was about to do the same to you."

Teon clasped his hand and shook it heartily.

"You do have my thanks, but I need to ask why you'd help me like that. This is going to cause a whole lot of trouble for someone."

The thief smiled and turned to leave.

"You may be a bit of an asshole. But he seemed like a real nasty bastard. I've got to say, a belly full of food does wonders for my compassion towards folks such as yourself."

Teon reached into his pocket and drew out his winning for the night.

"No, you saved my life. I feel like you've earned this."

The thief waved his hand at the gil.

"You already paid up in advance. Besides, the gil you gave me was enough to pay for a ticket out of this place. I'm heading West, where the hunting is still good. You bought me a path back to an honest life. That's more than anyone has done for me in a long time."

The thief looked up and down the street to see if they had been seen.

"Well, an honest life starting from tomorrow. You should get yourself home. It would be better if neither of us was found here. There would be too many questions to answer."

He darted off into the blackness of the night and left Teon standing there a bit bemused. Teon took one last look at the Roegadyn and then hurried back to his place. Okay, he hadn't killed anyone, but he still didn't want to be drawn in on how he knew the victim.

Tomorrow was a new day with fresh beginnings, and Teon found himself lucky enough to see it.

#FFxivWrite2021 #FFxivWrite

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fght-ff-yr-dmns · 5 years ago

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Quarantine Questions!

I was tagged by @runyons6 to answer my own questions. So let’s give it a go…

1. A song that’s not usually your style but you love it anyway Lene Marlin <3 – Sitting Down Here

2. Favourite website to waste time on? Reddit, I rarely post but spend hours mindlessly scrolling.

3. Favourite fictional detective? L from Death Note is amazing, either him or Dr. Mark Sloan from Diagnosis Murder.

4. Favourite cartoon from childhood? Sooo many like Ghostbusters, Bucky O’Hare, Thundercats and TMNT.

5. Favourite Blink-182 song? Online Songs, it’s not their best but it’s my fave

6. You can watch one film and read one book for the rest of your life, what are they? The Goonies and The Great Gatsby, both of which never get old to me.

7. You win the lottery, what’s the first thing you buy? I’ve always wanted to own a pool table. I don’t have the space or really play pool…but I’d like to lol. I'm so rock n roll.

8. Sega Mega Drive (Genesis) or SNES? I was always a Mega Drive kid

9. Favourite flower, tree or plant? Magnolia

10. You can resurrect one TV show from the dead, what is it? The O.C. forever and always

11. What was your Myspace, AOL or MSN name tag? Death Cab for Lukie on Myspace (RIP) and on MSN it was Last Stop Suburbia after the Allister album

12. Favourite guitar solo? Nirvana – In Bloom, there’s just something about it that I love, so damn raw. I’m not much of a guitar player but this is one solo I’d love to learn one day.

13. You can have ONE person over for dinner (living, dead or in character) who, why and what do you feed them? I originally intended this as a celeb but everyone’s real life answers have been really touching. So I’m going to choose my Grandad, he passed away when I was 15 and I’d love to have a conversation with him as an adult. Him and my nan were basically 2nd parents to me. I hope he’d be proud of the man I've become.

14. Your favourite album art Sonic Youth’s Goo is the epitome of cool

15. You can live in a film for one day, what is it? Back to the Future, I’ve got a big thing for time travel. So as long as I have the Delorean and someone to drive it for me. Scratch that, I can just do the same in Bill & Ted and get to hang with Keanu.

16. Tell me a random fact about you? I have pretty much no idea what I’m doing, I’m just winging it both personally and professionally. I have a serious case of imposter syndrome. Bonus Fact: I once chatted up Tina from S Club 7. I blew it when I asked for a photo with her.

17. Ninjas or Samurai Ninjas are cool but samurai are just another level, check out the show Samurai Champloo.

18. What’s your favourite anime and why is it Cowboy Bebop? Style, substance, killer characters and one heck of a soundtrack. This show just has it all. If you haven’t seen it, I couldn’t recommend it more. Bounty hunters in space, what more do you need.

19. Literary hero Fictional - Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mockingbird Author – I wanted to opt for a cool answer but in all honesty it’s J.K. Rowling. The Potter world and those books mean so much to me and had me on the edge of my seat the entire time. I still miss that world very much.

20. Weirdest childhood hobby Making handmade match day programmes for my fictional football (soccer team) Luke United.

21. Recommend a song There’s this song called Ode To Billy Joe by Bobbie Gentry, I once heard it on BBC Radio 2 and fell in love.

I tag @automatyc @playcrackthesky @d0nutfearthereaperback-up

#questions #answers #quiz

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cyanis-art · 5 years ago

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I was tagged by @yournotpshipper (thank you, dear)

1. nickname: Lene 2. zodiac: Libra 3. height: I never know it right XD 165 cm maybe 4. hogwarts house: something between Griffindor and Ravenclaw 5. last thing i googled: the meaning of the fruits 6. favourite musicians: Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Emicida, Beyoncé, Weeknd, Labrinth, Hozier (I have more but I can’t remember) 7. song stuck in my head: Truth hurts, by Lizzo 8. following: amazing people 9. followers: amazing people too. 10. do you get asks: sometimes, from lovely people. 11. amount of sleep: four or five hours on weekdays and 10 hours on the weekends.

12.what are you wearing: a red shirt and shorts 13. dream job: that one which I am successful. 14. dream trip: England, France, Portugal, Italy... 15. instruments: I don’t play anything 16. languages: Portuguese and a little bit of English 17. 10 favourite songs as of now:

Ismália (Emicida);

AmarElo (Emicida);

Pray You Catch Me (Beyoncé);

Take Me To Church (Hozier);

Work Song (Hozier);

Jealous (Labrinth);

In My Veins (Andrew Belle);

Sweater Weather (Kurt Hugo Schneider’s version)

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (Cyndi Lauper)

Big Girls Don’t Cry (Fergie)

18. if you were an animal: maybe a turtle, the slower one 19. favourite food: cheeseburger 20. random fact: I am always sleepy 21. my aesthetic: pastel colors, sketchbooks, watercolors, small flowers, cloudy days, cellphone.

I’ll tag @hakkekuushou @incensuous @nejihina-love @inial-lekim @whatapanda and whoever wants to do this <3

#tag meme #!!! <3

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moonlifter-archive · 5 years ago

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RP . Mirthful Savant

[ BASIC INFORMATION ]

[FULL NAME] Birdie Ardilad.

[PRONOUNCED] Burr - dee Arr - dih - lad

[GENDER] Female.

[AGE] Thirty-eight.

[NAMEDAY] 1st Sun of the 1st Astral Moon (1/1).

[RACE] Hume.

[LANGUAGES] Common.

[HANDEDNESS] Left.

[ APPEARANCE ]

[HAIR] Pale blonde with a darker fade to brown at the tips. Kept short and almost always pulled back in some manner of simple braid, Birdie has a general distaste for the heat and likes to keep her hair off her neck. Sideswept bangs often fall into her eyes or end up tucked behind her ears.

[EYES] Pale, mossy green.

[COMPLEXION] Lighter tan.

[HEIGHT] 5′7″

[BUILD] Lean-muscled, lithe and thin. What she lacks in physical stature she makes up in endurance alone.

[POSTURE] Extremely proper; never slouches and has a hard time relaxing even in casual settings.

[SCARS] A long cut across the bridge of her nose.

[MARKINGS] A single white tattoo on her left cheek, just beneath her eye. It’s an odd sigil, and one not commonly known throughout Norvrandt.

[MANNER OF DRESS] Light, practical clothing with minor ornamentation, if any at all. Satchels and packs are the girl’s best friends, and you’ll never see her without her glasses or grimoire.

[ COMBAT SKILL ]

[COMBAT CLASS] Artificer.

[MELEE PROFICIENCY] None | Low | Intermediate | High | Masterful

[RANGED PROFICIENCY] None | Low | Intermediate | High | Masterful

[MAGICAL PROFICIENCY] None | Low | Intermediate | High | Masterful

[HEALING PROFICIENCY] None | Low | Intermediate | High | Masterful

[WEAPONRY] A grimoire bound and penned by her own hand, various alchemical tinctures, a few curious gizmos, and a small dagger.

[ARMOR] Very rarely will Birdie don any armor heavier than some lightly-plated gauntlets and greaves for her fieldwork.

[COMBAT STRENGTHS] Potent healing and mitigation magicks. Surprising approaches to difficult situations, extremely fast when she needs to be.

[COMBAT WEAKNESSES] Birdie has minimal experience in battle, despite her deep understanding of offensive magicks, and as such, is prone to fight or flight panic when faced with extreme threats, and Birdie will almost always resort to flight. This naivety often only worsens her predicament and has landed her in no small amount of trouble before.

[ EARLY YEARS ]

[HOMELAND] Eulmore, Kholusia.

[PARENTS] Bryany Ardilad (father) and Lene Ardilad (mother), deceased.

[SIBLINGS] Atel, Elys, and Laisa (younger sisters), deceased.

[CLASS STATUS] 🔒

[REASON FOR LEAVING] 🔒

[ LATER YEARS ]

[PAST RESIDENCE] Wright, Kholusia.

[PAST OCCUPATION] General labor, doctor, and mender; anything to get by.

[PAST FINANCIAL STATUS] Severe poverty.

[PAST SOCIAL STATUS] Derelict.

[PAST RELATIONSHIPS] 🔒

[REASON FOR LEAVING] 🔒

[ PRESENT DAY ]

[RESIDENCE] The Crystarium, Lakeland.

[OCCUPATION] Researcher, scholar, and scribe.

[AFFILIATIONS] The Cabinet of Curiosity, the Hortorium, and Spagyrics.

[FINANCIAL STATUS] Graciously funded through her projects and medical work, though she often donates what she makes to the relief efforts of the Crystarium.

[SOCIAL STATUS] Respected in her fields for her knowledge and understanding.

[RELATIONSHIP STATUS] Married to her work and wouldn’t know any form of flirtation if it bit her.

[PRESENT FRIENDSHIPS] Well-acquainted with those of the Cabinet, Hortorium, the Mean, and the medics of Spagyrics.

[VICES] Workaholic, occasional smoker.

[ ROMANCE & SEX ]

[GENDER IDENTITY] Cisgender Female.

[ROMANTIC ORIENTATION] Demi-biromantic.

[SEXUAL ORIENTATION] Demi-bisexual.

[ PERSONALITY TRAITS ]

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between / Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

[ HOOKS ]

CABINET OF CURIOSITY Working as a keeper of knowledge alongside her colleagues within the Cabinet is Birdie’s passion. Collecting and protecting what small amount of texts remain after the Flood of Light has been the woman’s main pursuit, specifically that pertaining to the lost kingdoms of Voeburt and Nabaath. Insatiably inquisitive, Birdie is an easily accessed fount of knowledge for the curious of heart, and more than eager to engage in academic conversations.

THE HORTORIUM With a fondness for flowers possessing the woman ever since she was a young girl, Birdie often finds herself in the company of the botanists and agricultural engineers of the Hortorium. Whether it’s collecting samples from the field, tending to the plants, or observing and partaking in the Facet’s experiments, she’s always happy to assist in bettering the denizens of the Crystarium.

SPAGYRICS MEDIC Birdie’s skills in both aetherial and practical medicine are made of great use at the medical bay within the Crystarium, and soldiers unfortunate (or, fortunate, perhaps) to find themselves beneath her care always remember the woman’s smiling face and soothing practices. The woman often goes beyond what’s required of her and has made a habit of lingering at the bedside of the most gruesome of patients for bells, keeping them company and telling them stories to not only provide succor for their injuries but for their spirits as well.

HAPPY TO HELP! If there’s one thing Birdie’s particularly good at, it’s lending a hand. If you catch her with a moment to spare -- or even without -- and request the woman’s aid, she will happily tack it on to her never-ending to-do list. From petty errands to scouring the towering shelves of the Cabinet for a tome on some niche subject, to fieldwork, Birdie’s your girl. Even if she lack’s the means to accomplish your task, there’s nothing stopping her from trying or finding someone better suited for your needs.

KHOLUSIAN REFUGEE It's no secret the woman hails from the island-country of Kholusia, open book that she is, but there are things every heart harbours -- even one as cheery and warm as Birdie’s. Inquiring on her time spent within the shadow of the paradisical Eulmore often earns a stern look otherwise unbecoming of the woman, turning her cold and cagey. Outright dismissal of the subject is not uncommon, though natives to the land may distantly recall her...

FRIEND OF THE FAE In her adventures, Birdie has somehow managed to befriend one of the impish pixies from the faerie kingdom of Il Mheg. Fo Bhlà, or Flo, has Birdie’s constant companion for the past ten cycles. Though their union remains somewhat of a mystery to most, Flo has proven less disruptive than anticipated, given pixies’ natural penchant for mischief, and is surprisingly as eager as Birdie is to help where they’re able.

OPEN TO IDEAS! Really, I’m open to most plots and interactions, so long as they’re discussed prior. If something sparks your interest in RPing with Birdie that isn’t listed here, just reach out! I like hearing others’ ideas and input, and am more than willing to collaborate in writing a story we both will enjoy and benefit from! RP is a two-way street!

[ OOC ]

Please check my RP Dos/Don’ts before contacting me.

I work full-time hours and live in EST, so please be understanding of time restraints and availability! I sometimes can take a day or so to respond to even my closest friends depending on my energy levels/business, so patience is key!

Birdie is an alt, which means she is not my most active RP character, and won’t be. Please understand this before contacting me if you’re wanting something more frequent/dedicated than what I can provide.

Birdie is a First Shard native, and therefore unavailable for RP in areas on the Source.

Feel free to ask any questions by sending me an ask or IM on Tumblr, or DMing me directly if you’re part of the BRPN Discord.

#ffxiv #balmung #balmung rp #balming lfrp #ffxiv lfrp #hyur #technically she's on goblin atm but i plan on xfering her over soon #anyway willsmith pose #i present to you... me gorl #birdie #also ty ghoa for the formatting of this post i liked how fancy u made urs

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years ago

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Ali & Carly

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Ali: easy Ali: take you somewhere better than wherever he is after if you play your cards right Ali: and someone isn't too OD'd on beer and BBQ by tonight to organise a decent shindig Carly: yea lads r sooo easy Carly: its boring Carly: showing my cards we should get some 💊 & fly through it Ali: 👌 Ali: sadly my mother refuses to address her issues so no stocked medicine cabinet here to raid Ali: I'll ask about Carly: ha Carly: mine don't Carly: I've got this Carly: show your love later Ali: 🙌 Ali: gimme her number Ali: put in the groundwork now like the overachiever I am Carly: [does give her number out] Carly: k but you love me more Ali: obviously Ali: love of my life Ali: gotta rep my manners with your ma though Carly: said as ur slipping ur 💍 off & giving some other bitch the 👀 Carly: how my da works Ali: hmm Ali: better leave her alone then Ali: don't need to repeat her mistakes Carly: if 1 person did the cabinet wouldn't be full for us Carly: let's keep one 'rent 💔 at a time Ali: smart Ali: that's why you're my bae Carly: its cos I kno how to juggle 💘 Carly: & other body parts ofc Ali: 😂 Ali: and a decent trip, hopefully 🤞 Ali: your mum's got a mixture, yeah or do I need to bring tissues Ali: or 🥊 Ali: what's the #mood Carly: whatever you want it to be baby Carly: shes got docs wrapped around her finger Carly: hers anyway Carly: mine's a woman & she refuses to flirt w her own gender Ali: k am a bit in love with her now Ali: soz Ali: clearly send her in, she'll change her tune and your prescription Carly: other than my da who isnt Carly: taught me everything I kno Carly: leave her a message she'll hit you back if you pretend to be hot lad Ali: 💔 that Carly: same I could have two mas Carly: more clothes & drugs to steal Ali: idk, my missus might reckon your da's a style icon Carly: ha Carly: she coming? Ali: nah Ali: you wanna see actual flirting w a middle-aged woman, like, she's your woman Ali: I can't Carly: on her bday she'll propose a 3way w ur ma Carly: been there Ali: 🤢 Ali: that's vile Ali: her diehard need to be more chivalrous than any man should work in my favour for once, like Carly: k Carly: tell me I'm wrong wen she's 1 year older & you ain't had to nah that Ali: bold of you to assume we won't be happily married by then, babe Ali: it ain't til feb Ali: hint hint buy me something Carly: ur married to me Carly: so you gotta say no Carly: & i kno ur a typical aquarius Carly: but I said hers you weren't listening such a hubby mood Ali: wish I could be the man you want and say I don't remember when it is Ali: but I think I do so Ali: 💔 fucking estrogen and empathy strikes again Ali: ultimate cockblock Carly: im not wrapping myself in a ribbon for her so idc when it is Ali: gutted for her Ali: when's yours then Carly: I'm a gemini girl Carly: guess Ali: ah fuck Ali: gonna have to kick it belated Ali: just means I have to go harder so enjoy Ali: hmm Ali: gonna go for 21st Carly: 😢 Carly: nope Ali: damn Ali: just wishful thinking I'd only just missed it, tbh Ali: it's June though, not May Ali: I'm positive Carly: yea Ali: I'll ask our mans Ali: shake him down for all that knowledge I'm sure he's hiding Carly: try it Carly: be funny Carly: how wrong he is Ali: counting on it Ali: how else am I stealing his girl Carly: im not his Carly: already yours Ali: 'course Ali: you seen him much since partygate Carly: just waved him out before you hit me w your invite Carly: y i said yea so fast Ali: I get it Ali: making him leave was always harder than it had any right being Ali: least he didn't invite himself Carly: he makes himself comfortable if I am or not Carly: revolving door on this caravan too so Ali: having 'nam flashbacks Ali: yikes Ali: let's not waste any more time talking 'bout exes tonight Ali: or currents Carly: did your ma let him in on her way out too or does she only like the girls ur w? Carly: aw you don't wanna talk Carly: let me apply gloss hold on Ali: safe to assume he's not coming 'cos of multiple people Ali: not just Lene Ali: 🍓 if you got it, babe Carly: & she's not coming cos of multiple ppl not just ur ma Carly: you not a 🍒 girl hm Carly: interesting Ali: she's not coming 'cos I ain't asked her Ali: awkward if my mother has taken the initiative but help the party go with a swing, I guess Ali: nah, you're a 🍓 girl Ali: too sweet for 🍒 Carly: cos you asked me i kno 😍 so cute Carly: aw you want me to taste how i naturally do Carly: even cuter Ali: be more fun Ali: invite her to my next protest or something more fitting Ali: nothing personal Carly: hey i can be loud Carly: do it all the time Ali: aw you want all her invites now? 😏 Carly: yea Carly: you want me you got me 💍 Ali: alright Ali: you're on Carly: k Ali: get ready for so many adventures Carly: 😊 Carly: wot am i wearing to this 1? Carly: gotta dress for hot bros & disapproving mas Ali: 🙄 Ali: if that's the mood you wanna go for Ali: though idk why you'd choose that over turning my head but go off, honey Carly: i can do that in what Im wearing rn Carly: gimme a challenge Ali: love the confidence Ali: my ma ain't but you will need it with my brother Carly: they all play hard to get until i get there Carly: being easy keeps it easy for them Carly: not my first bbq Ali: nah babe Ali: remember, we're ditching before it gets to that part of the evening Ali: soz to 💔 but I'll be nicer about it than he would so also welcome Carly: throw the keys in the salad bowl as soon as i get there idc Carly: no foreplay needed Ali: gotta get you outta the caravan park more, babe7 Carly: yea Carly: im walking now before he can follow me Ali: meet you halfway? Ali: will bring a crowbar if he's being that clingy Carly: ha Carly: im in the stash don't be sad Carly: ill leave you lots Ali: 👍 leave me chance to catch up too and no worries Carly: ofc Carly: 💙 Ali: you're a doll Carly: yea thats y everyone wants to fuck me Ali: nah Ali: plenty of other reasons for that though Carly: its k you dont need to list off ur compliments 1 per 💊 Carly: i feel the love Ali: you ain't saving me that many, I know 💚 Carly: aw Carly: ur so sweet Ali: nicer to my wives than my girlfriends, obvs Ali: pecking order Carly: 😊 Carly: she's still lucky to have you cos ur an angel to me Ali: you Ali: trust, no angel Ali: and that ain't some juvenile attempt at a brag there Carly: it's a flirt 😈😉 ha Carly: you wanna misbehave w me in front of your whole fam im there Ali: assuming my brother ain't up for it, obvs Carly: cant i have both Carly: what kind of bi r u Ali: one that don't like her brother's handmedowns Ali: lived that life long enough Ali: he ain't a style icon either Carly: ur first Carly: hes maybe Ali: was hoping if we skipped ronan and lene off the guestlist we could avoid the punch-up, tbh babe Carly: aw you dont wanna fight for me Carly: 💔😢 Ali: I mean my brother's girlfriend will have you Ali: only tryna protect, not kill your vibe Carly: scarier than your gf? Ali: deffo Ali: she wishes, the real threesome request that'll spell the end of it all 🙄 Carly: hes forgotten then Carly: be more fun just me & you Ali: obviously Ali: been tryna tell you but easier to prove it Carly: k Carly: ready when you are Ali: soz, forgot shoes Ali: gimme 5 Carly: ha Carly: im not wearing any & im fine Carly: you just wanna do a last mirror check for me 💙 so cute Ali: 😂 Ali: such a pisstake, you walsh Carly: part time flower child you Carly: but its k i still love you Ali: just defending why I'm being so slow Ali: obvs my 😍 weighing me down but lemme have some pride, woman Carly: ha Carly: you're my cute 🐌 Ali: now you're gonna be adorable, fucking hell Ali: you're dangerous Carly: if you cant handle me now wait til I come up Carly: 💊s are the real danger baby Ali: I'll be caught up by then Ali: might have to double-down but I can handle that, no worries Carly: they r being so slow 😢😢😢 Ali: ride it out, baby Carly: you sounded like him then Carly: except hes never called me baby ever Ali: oh dear Ali: I've gone full dickhead Ali: 😬 Ali: I'll take it down a notch Carly: no youre being sweet Carly: theres just lots of ways to trigger a fuck flashback when youre me Carly: dont change Ali: dunno if I could but glad you still wanna keep me around Carly: ofc Carly: i love you Ali: you're so pure Carly: not for years soz boo Carly: & this stash aint either Carly: such a let down 💔😢 Ali: shh Ali: we can make it work Ali: there's enough here to get crossfaded Carly: just dont hate me k Ali: why and how could I ever Ali: silly wabbit Carly: easily Carly: my phones full of Ali: you gonna fuck my girlfriend? Ali: or me and leg it Ali: neither's likely so we're all good, baby girl Carly: she scares me still even if she would have an amazing collection of giant strap ons Ali: 😂 Ali: well I can neither confirm nor deny Carly: no need its every lesbian of her kind Carly: labelled herself Ali: just don't bring up penis envy Ali: she'll lose it Ali: #freudstarteditbabe Carly: can i ask her what she'd do first if she woke up w one? Carly: fave ice breaker Ali: it is gold Ali: but save it 'cos it's just me and you remember Carly: do you wanna know my answer Ali: of course Carly: guess Carly: you owe me a right answer for my wrong bday Ali: Hmm okay Ali: would you Ali: bang as many people as humanly possible Carly: i do that anyway Ali: well you get banged, if we wanna be misogynistic about it Ali: I know what I'd do Carly: more fun with more holes tho so I'm not mad Carly: first thing I'd do is measure to see if I need to brag or exaggerate Ali: pragmatic of you Ali: hadn't even considered that Carly: wanna know if mine's bigger than the lads I've been w ofc Carly: size matters idc what small dicked lads are trying to say Ali: yeah but they're always thinking length when really Ali: girth is where it's at Carly: yea Carly: shouldve taught that in school Ali: how to measure circumference Ali: they defs did Carly: yea?? Carly: idk Ali: I'll show you Ali: on a beer can Ali: unrealistic expectation but you get the idea Carly: all my expectations r unrealistic Carly: make me cum is a stretch for most lads on site Ali: babe Ali: gonna make me 😥 Carly: youre the pure 1 aint you Carly: aw Ali: hardly Ali: saying at least I get that, like Ali: minimum Carly: your gf has some uses that arent being your ma's BFF Ali: precisely Ali: I would've been a bit kinder with it but in a nutshell Ali: what about ronan at least Carly: have you forgotten him now youve upgraded Carly: shouldnt need my review Ali: shh, he'll cry Carly: he was when i wouldnt let him stay for dinner idc Ali: poor boy 😏 Carly: one of his other girls can cook for him Carly: my ma aint there & i aint doing it Ali: he needs to just give in and marry one of his own Ali: it's what he wants, no matter what he reckons Carly: he told me he is Carly: but hes said worse for a fuck so idk Ali: rude Ali: where's my invite to mourn my loss, boy Carly: ill tell him to text you Carly: wont have lost your number Ali: got the drunk texts to prove it Ali: bless Carly: ha Carly: only answer mine tho Carly: 💍 perks Ali: only if I ain't also there with ya Carly: yea Carly: youre gonna b w me forever so Ali: I'll just tell you in person then Ali: if you tell me Ali: deal? Carly: k Carly: i feel happy Carly: 😊😊😊😊😊 Ali: you're on your way Ali: where are you, btw Carly: the longest road ever Ali: hm, tell me about it Ali: I'll run Ali: in dramatic, sexy slo-mo Carly: me too Carly: only way i run Carly: see you when we collide Ali: wifey goals Ali: won't even try and make it our lips that collide Ali: scout's honour Carly: anticipations more fun Carly: plenty of other places I can touch you first Ali: we'll pretend you meant my 💘 Carly: i did that first night @ first 👀 Ali: no lie, we'll have to think of somewhere else innocent-sounding then Ali: do some experimenting, straight girl Carly: i have Carly: i told you ready when you are Ali: I told you, dangerous Carly: only if you get caught Carly: i won't tell if you don't Carly: so good at keeping secrets Ali: I'll sort it Ali: I made vows Ali: she'll understand Carly: were just taking them seriously Carly: nobody can be mad about that Ali: deadly, like Ali: also forgot a bra, naturally and this run is killing me Carly: somewhere innocent I can touch you then Carly: god works in obvious ways Carly: like you Ali: please Ali: if I was doing it for your benefit sure I'd put one on Ali: show 'em off Carly: you kno you dont need to Carly: not your first bbq either Ali: 😏 Ali: maybe Carly: no maybe u kno Carly: & you can feel my 😍 Carly: travelling faster than my slo mo run Ali: love being your wcw, babe 😉 Carly: idk what that is Carly: but if the first letters arent wild child I'm sad Ali: that's far less straight girl so we'll go with it Ali: hope for you yet, like Carly: youre not gonna tell me what it means Ali: woman crush wednesday Ali: used exclusively by girls like Leesha and that Carly: omg i think my ma said that @ the telly the other night Carly: it wasnt wednesday Ali: feeling like hyping up Chezza whatever the night Ali: I 👀 you Carly: but youre wrong Carly: i dont have a crush on you i love you Ali: so if I need a kidney you're down Ali: but no gay shit Ali: 👌 Carly: yea cos whats mine is yours Carly: all of me Carly: so you can have anything you want Ali: good to know Ali: make a killing on the black market Carly: just tell me if youre draining me in the tub so i can have a good last nite before Carly: & stop making me beg for gay shit that's not a mood Carly: i dont do the begging its the other way round Carly: ask anyone Ali: of course Ali: I ain't an animal Ali: you don't have to beg Carly: what do you want me to say then Ali: what you want Ali: obviously Carly: find me Carly: you can do that yea Ali: easy Ali: [does 'cos how long can one road be] Carly: [most excited hug that turns into the longest hug & moment because well we know] Ali: [turns it into linking arms and walking 'fore shit gets too real here] Carly: [is just happy & loling & chatting shit which is endless compliments basically like her eyes being tiny skies & sunshine hair etc you get the idea because high af] Ali: [is listening and not dismissing it 'cos not that bitch but also knows she's high so not being like ooh lol, 'you're so pure'] Carly: [dramatically stops cos remembers suddenly that she needs to give Ali her share so does, sad & mad at herself like she's so upset she nearly forgot bless] Ali: [cups her chin like hey and tells her it's okay whilst looking in her eyes as she takes her share] Carly: [back to being smiley just like that because reassurance bitch & takes her hand & leads her along cos handholding ftw] Ali: [is happy she's happy again] Carly: [her phone is going off cos Ronan but she's ignoring cos only got eyes for Alison rn] Ali: ['you put love eggs in or?'] Carly: [talks in depth about how she's drawing the line at borrowing that kinda shit from her ma cos oversharer even when she ain't high & also throws her phone to Ali playfully like no look so we can imagine how lovely those messages are even just from the first line preview thing] Ali: [takes Carly's thumb so she can open it and reply 'cos that bitch] Carly: [is just loling even though this is such a bad idea] Ali: [schools him in a way that probably sounds familiar lbr] Carly: [then a selfie sesh cos those bitches they love themselves] Ali: [takes her sunnies off her head and puts 'em on Carly 'cos her eyes are massive/pinholed depending which way we're rocking this lol] Ali: [does a 'shh' like no one's gonna know] Carly: [you know she's keeping them sunnies forever now soz] Ali: [just swinging their arms having a gay old time] Carly: [just singing something as they going cos no stage fright when high af & her voice is nice so its a moment] Ali: [😍] Carly: [more compliments when she notices Ali is looking at her cos she's pretty af lbr] Ali: ['how many other hidden talents you got, like?'] Carly: [thinks about it way harder than the question warrants like its a hard question cos lowkey is when you don't reckon you got any skills. Says 11 cos bday clue & lucky number with a mysterious expression like but then laughs cos if she has to ever back that up awks] Ali: [lols back but squeezes her hand like don't doubt it] Carly: [looks down at her feet because actually is shoeless here 'how far?'] Ali: [gestures like 'piggyback?' but ain't that far in my mind] Carly: [accepts because always, good thing Ali is strong & Carly is skinny cos they literally the same height] Ali: [galloping about and into your function like idiots 'cos she's coming up now too] Carly: [miracle that Carly don't fall cos not holding on properly cos wants to stretch her arms out so its like a bike with no handlebars situation lol] Ali: [imagine everyone's faces lmao] Carly: [Tess scowl be like seen from space] Ali: [gets situated on the grass and is just helping herself to drinks Carly: [is just having a little dance by herself cos feeling great not soz everyone especially not soz Ro cos you wish you could babe] Ali: [at least little rock can join in] Carly: [aw the two of them dancing together like cute nerds & she's spinning him round & everything] Ali: [just ignoring all her fam's questions and being chatty af like nothing's weird 'cos high, then joining in 'cos duh more fun[ Carly: [all you can hear is Carly's laugh which is the best so deal with it fam thank you, let my sweet baby angel be happy] Ali: [when you being blatant af] Carly: [when you don't need to be touching a girl who has a girlfriend this much when you dancing in a non sexy way but you is] Ali: [defs need a sprinkler they can all be running through] Carly: [wet t-shirts ftw I see you] Ali: [is motioning like come to my room but not like that lads, just get some weed like you need it] Carly: [takes some drinks with her but the only mental image I have is when Lily in Skins with armfuls when she says keep your vagina on & I'm loling] Ali: [hey ro hey] Carly: [okay but Carly trying to talk to her & being so nice cos she's so pure & Ro being so rude] Ali: [even in her state given her all the disappointed looks like ??] Carly: [this sweet child laughing it off cos how she do but how dare you Ro, I'm mad] Ali: [going to the kitchen for food, accidental ultimate ro shade] Carly: [just following Ali cos she's never been here & don't know where she's going but quieter cos you can tell she's thinking what did I do wrong cos how her brain works] Ali: [being reassuring af] Carly: [sitting on the kitchen counter swinging her legs looking so cute with her dirty feet & drinks from the tap cos she do what she want] Ali: ['you look beautiful'] Carly: [smiles & laughs like its chill but is seriously 😳 cos who says nice things to her like this ever] Ali: [gets them and rocky ice lollies bye everyone else] Carly: [when you eating it seductively without being aware or trying to be that cos its your life] Ali: [is giggling 'cos high] Carly: [more compliments because how cute] Ali: [lays her head in her lap to 'cloudgaze' aka sneak peeks] Carly: [playing with her hair & freckles sporadically because she's soft & intimate like that, be more blatant girl, love it] Ali: [doing daisychain around her wrist 'cos bringing it back] Carly: [finally remembers there are drinks so is on that but v distracted looking at & touching Ali, oh girl same we all would] Ali: [tryna be chill but obvs into it regardless of how 'straight she is] Carly: [lies in the grass & does snow angel moves like she can flatten the grass & make one, god bless you babe, brings Ali with her so they just snuggling cos we can be this blatant] Ali: [just stroking her hair nbd] Carly: [loves it & is making it known by talking about how good it feels & throwing out compliments like its her job sorry for how gay this is everyone but she thinks Ali is the best so] Ali: [backatcha telling her how pure and sweet she is and they're just blabbing at each other] Carly: [soz k stew but this is cute] Ali: [when you wanna kiss her so bad 'cos you're high and happy and this is a mood] Carly: [I'll either save or condemn us cos she's gonna go take some more pills so they don't wear off so they could be alone if Ali goes with & she'd be dragging her along so v dangerous] Ali: [looking at themselves in the mirror and making funny faces] Carly: [& Carly just peeing cos no shame, same tbh] Ali: [but doing like war/festival style paint on each other's face with like, whatever lipstick has been left in that bathroom] Carly: [but think how close Ali would have to be to her face to do that like how has she not kissed her, applause needed honestly] Ali: [draws a lil heart on Carly's nose] Carly: [can't stop looking at herself cos loves it] Ali: [takes loads of pictures, improtu bathroom photoshoot sesh] Carly: [likewise taking loads of pics of Ali but like weird close ups cos she gaaaaaaaay & focused on the details] Ali: [posing 'cos we know she's about it lmao] Carly: [more touching of freckles like she's gonna draw something connect the dots style but just using her fingers cos they are perfect as they are & she'd say so] Ali: [not much would phase her but she would be blushing rn] Carly: [just gushing about how adorable she is endlessly like it'd be too much from anyone else] Ali: [keeps saying ILY 'cos being off your face ftw] Carly: [saying it back of course & all the terms of endearment like baby, angel etc cos that's just how she is anyway] Ali: [someone, probably Tess, banging on the door like they're desperate, we see you ma] Carly: [jumps out of her skin, again same] Ali: [hugs her protectively] Carly: [smelling her hair like a peak gay during the hug because lbr it'd smell nice, no shade or shame here, more compliments for that obvs] Ali: [going back downstairs before there's a brawl but when you ain't even phased 'cos something happening here deal fam Carly: [when you lowkey dancing your way back out cos you happy af & you find the dog on the way so you're carrying him with you & kissing & loving him & its adorable sorry bye] Ali: [and spuds such a funny looking boy lmao] Carly: [lying on the grass again spooning the dog & singing to him probably a song from when she was little & her mum cared like he a baby] Ali: [just watching and melting 'cos actually so cute, don't cry bitch lmao] Carly: [sees her & crawls over like hey, curling up with her again because the lap is a mood forever & we need to claim it from your future child for the gays] Ali: [doing teeny tiny plaits in her hair and humming the song she was just singing to the dog] Carly: [just chatting shit the whole time soz everyone else but they loving life let them be] Ali: [just getting to know each other hardcore 'cos neither of them has much time for small talk or bullshit anyway so on drugs it'd be like 1000 percent more intense, also shamelessly ignore a call and multiple texts from your actual girlfriend] Carly: [but then after all that because I'm evil & she's 'straight' let's say she makes eye contact with Fraze somehow so off she goes to flirt with him as if that's even a possibility when you know it'd just be annoying like her taking his 🚬 to try & be so cool & seductive, babe no. He's just like Ali control your girls] Ali: [is annoyed but not gonna do anything unless it got more dramatic like you deal, casually going through her phone to find a party or something] Carly: [Fraze just being such a dickhead soz Carly also knowing that's Bea's lipstick because of course he does so loling about her & Ali's impending doom] Carly: [also Ro coming out cos someone made her to 'eat' so just being super judgey such joy] Ali: [fully like fuck this like don't kill my vibe fam so walking like she just gonna go in the house but really she peacing] Ali: if ur done come back out Carly: where d u go? Ali: found us a party Carly: k Carly: [catches up to her like oh hey] Ali: [tells her it ain't far to go and starts walking] Carly: [looks down at her feet like she only just remembered she's not wearing shoes but doesn't miss a beat in keeping in step with her because being gay is more important] Carly: dont b mad @ me Ali: [looks down too and is like, we can go get shoes first if you want lol] Ali: I ain't Carly: the colours around you have changed Carly: i kno u r Ali: nah it's like Ali: hmm Ali: I'm not sure what it's like Carly: like me again Carly: [is saying sorry because always quick to that one] Ali: ['I do, you don't need to say that'] Carly: [trying to give Ali her drink as a peace offering like hmm I've done something wrong must make amends somehow] Carly: [& then more pills when she remembers she has them still] Ali: [shrugs like why not and accepts, cue Leesha and probably her 'best' friend tottering out of her house looking the most overdressed] Carly: [Carly loling because she has the whole day but these bitches taking it as a slight against their everything] Ali: [Leesha started shouting the odds 'cos mother's daughter and obvs already white girl wasted, Ali like let's just go 'cos over it] Carly: [Carly offering her pills cos change your mood babe & being looked at like she's offering poison, you've been there before Leesha I get it] Ali: [tryna lowkey drag her away before this becomes the Thing tm they want it to be for the #drama] Carly: [Carly just chatting about Ali's heroics & how sweet she is cos knight in shining armor for her forever lbr just like 😍] Ali: [loling] Carly: [Carly just out the blue like 'you should kiss her, then she'd be happier' like no babe Leesha ain't you but I love the softness of your world view] Ali: ['fully converted, are you?'] Carly: [lols but is also like 'you haven't kissed me yet' with a cute little pouty face as she walks on slightly ahead looking at the sky] Ali: ['Night still young, baby'] Carly: [clearly is buzzing about this & not hiding that 'I love you more than her' how unspecific she could mean Leesha or K stew or both, god bless] Ali: [is all 'I know' but not 'cos she's a cocky bitch lmao 'cos you're pure'] Carly: [puts her arms up like a child who wants to be picked up cos she wants Ali to carry her into the party] Ali: [does 'cos duh even if she's joking about how high maintenance she is] Carly: [snuggling into her the whole time cos she's soft] Ali: [let's hope it's not too far, probably some 20-something hippie waster's chill thing] Carly: [when you humming but using Ali's heartbeat as your basis for a tune cos gaaaaaaaaaaay] Ali: [when you're harmonizing] Carly: [#goals for real] Carly: [but then she gotta stop so she can compliment Ali again cos we know her voice is fire but Carly didn't necessarily know this] Ali: ['we should jam for real some time'] Carly: [cue her rambling stage fright reveal because like we said no time for bullshit so its just being put out there & she's like 'you'll have to sing to me'] Ali: [is like okay but silently thinking of all the ways she could help her confidence 'cos that bitch but not gonna be pushy and patronizing about it 'cos not THAT bitch] Carly: [just staring at her adorably all like 'what are you thinking about?'] Ali: ['you'] Carly: [such a big smile but also blushing 'good things?'] Ali: [just gives her a look that's like what do you think and obviously, yes] Carly: [a big hug moment and kisses her on her forehead cos where the thoughts come from] Ali: [the mess of lipstick their faces are] Carly: [they must look crazy, living for it] Ali: [good thing no one at this party will care, turn up and chatting to people and the usual] Carly: [there should be someone there for Carly to hook up with to hurt Ali's heart & reaffirm the 'straightness'] Ali: [when you can't 'cos you got a gf, gutted] Carly: [who is probably still trying to contact you cos highkey] Ali: [text her back girl, come on] Carly: [do it while your real gf is getting you a drink lol] Ali: [let's text]

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ohhhhhhhh boy, right off the bat, a difficult scene. omRu confronting anika. ow my hearttttttt. 😬😬😬

but i'm already getting the vibe of old omkara from this scene and that's making my heart feel a little bit better. 😌😌😌

my girl can't even look them in the face, because she knows om will instantly know. 😞😞😞

SHAYARI! AFTER SO LONG! THAT TOO A "I LOVE MY BHAABI" ONE! LIKE THE DAYS RIIIIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING! 😍😍😍

OH MY HEARTTTTTTTTTT, KASAMMMMMMMMMM. SHE CAN'T DOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTT. SHE CAN'T JUST BE WILLY NILLY DOING KASAMS ON HER BABY RUDY'S HEAD. HE'S EQUIVALENT TO SAHIL FOR HER. 😭😭😭😭😭

om knows something is up. he knoooooooows. 😔😔😔

ok they can clearly see her distress now. 🙁🙁🙁

oh my heart, rudra is cryinggggg seeing her cry. i can'tttttt. 😭😭😭

oh wow, she's really gonna tell them??? 😧😧😧

lmao don't worry anika, these two haven't bothered telling shivaay ANYTHING for the past 4 months. kasam-vasam lene ki bhi khaas zaroorat nahi thi. 😂😂😂

okay still FUCKING DYING at them doing the kasam thing though. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH WOW SHE TOLD THEM. HOOOOOOLY. 😧😧😧

aw, rudy boyyyy. *holds him* you should be happy! you have ONE MORE big brother! one more superman! who's even better at fighting that the existing one! 😊😊😊

om's in denial. snap out it son!!!!!! you’re the one who’s gotta handle shit now! you gotta be strong! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

FUCKING HELL, IN HINDSIGHT TELLING RUDRA WAS THE WORST IDEA EVER THOUGH. ISKE PET MEIN KUCHHHHHHHHH NAHI REHTA. 😣😣😣

oh suddenly sachchai ki mooorat, raja harishchandra waala omkara is back. 😒😒😒

lmao rudra remembers learning to walk?!?!? pfffffft. 🙄🙄🙄

"shaayad beta jaayaz/naajayaz ho sakta hai hai, lekin bhai hamesha bhai hi rehta hai, aur rahega."

i'm a fucking only child. i don't even relate to this situation and i am fucking sobbing buckets here. 😭😭😭😭😭

lmao you idiotssssss, you're still related to him by khoon tho???? 😕😕😕

OMFG OK PAIR CHOONA IS TOO MUCH CALM YO TITS ANIKA JESUS. 😟😟😟

i'm so fucking gladddddd this scene happened. they know the wholeeeee truth. 😪😪😪

that gul and harneet would throw us such a bone is pretty damn unexpected! 😯😯😯

shivaay is angry drinking? really? so unlike him. 😕😕😕

lmao even then it's champagne. this man is so damn extraaaaaa. 😆😆😆

ohhhh yuppppp. she's gonna bang him. that's what "is raat ke yaadon ke sahaare main puri zindagi jee sakoon" means. great. justtttttttt great. 😒😒😒

you know what though, at this point i'll take what i can get. just fucking bangggg already. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao like, i don't drink, so i'm no expert, but is champagne supposed to be colourless like that? 🤔🤔🤔

wow. someone's learnt to articulate his feelings with his big boy words. instead of throwing things. the progress this man has made. remarkable. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

also, lmao, you won't be angry for much longer once you know what wifey has in mind for tonight. 😏😏😏

aw man, my heart. my poor girl. 😥😥😥

girl, you know what you've planned for the night. y u no close the door? 😶😶😶

he knowsssssss. HE KNOWS. 😫😫😫

the way she keeps tracing his face with her hands, as if to memorize it. i can't. i'm dyingggggg from the sad. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

his earnest face as he asks her what she wants. 😭😭😭

i die whenever nakuul does the eyebrow thing. like you know, the i’m being soooooooo sincere with my feelings thing? you know what i’m talking about right? 💔💔💔

yeah, she needs your mom to fucking die. 😒😒😒 that would solve all her problems. she’s not even your real mom. we’ll get jhanvi to adopt you and be a better mom laterz. just arrange for the immediate termination of mummeh’s services. 😠😠😠

ugh. you twooooooooo. why are you so disgustingly in loveeeeeeee???? it's twisting up my insides and making me FEEL shittttttt. and not in a good wayyyyy. 😫😫😫

"mujhe SIRF ANIKA chahiye."

fullllll acceptance of who she is. no naam khoon khaandaan. sirf anika. 😭😭😭

ohhhhhhhhh yeah. now we talkinggggg. 😏😏😏

see? isn't this muchhhh better billu? emotional vulnerability and honesty, and no awaiiiii ka show-shaaaa and OTT-ness. pehle se hi yehi approach lete. you just missed out on 3 days worth of orgasms due to faulty strategy. 🙄🙄🙄

SOMEONE CLOSE THE FUCKEN DOOR. WHY ARE YOU PPL LIKE THIS?????? HONESTLY?!?!?!??! 😩😩😩

oh great, he's gone to do some OTT nonsense. i just know it. i justttttt know it. 😖😖😖

oh thank god, it's just to get the lights. i thought he'd run to tell the servants to set up the lights and flowers again. 😑😑😑

girl what do you mean "kamzor nahi padna"??? what was with all the "yaadein" shit then? at least get the ONE orgasm (or more... idk what shivaay's game is like, lmao, but for YOUR sake i hope he’s good) to remember your whole life. 😒😒😒

wow. bottoms up. our girl's a champ. 😗😗😗

lol, hubs seems to be into it though. 😆😆😆

ok, one glass of champagne doesn't act that fast does it? 🤔🤔🤔

heinnnn? what shoddy editing. 😑😑😑

lollllll "cuuuute waale billuji" 😽😽😽

"i'm not CUTE ok!"

um sources point to the opposite. you heckin’ cute af. 😍😍😍

billu, you betterrrrrrr remember all these hintsssss she's dropping. i swear to godddd, or i'll kill you. 😡😡😡

ouffff, tensionnnnnnnnn. 😫😫😫

oh boy, is he talking about doing the marriage ceremony again? and is she going to run away from it????? godddddddddddd. why can’t my kids just be happpppppppy??????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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