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wingedqueenlynx · 3 months ago
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I’m sorry- my hand slipped
I couldn’t stop myself from drawing AK!Jon unmasked, I made him extra silverly hair, banged up and edible ;3c
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Ever since I saw Arkham Shadow Jon, I had to try draw him without his mask and the stitches hehe
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ghosthierophant · 8 years ago
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1x03, 1x04
/ continues until i hate myself
thank you, netflix, for making more characters less mayo, also for cobie’s casting
also thank you, netflix, for reminding me how much i hate count olaf,,, like,,, 
also thank you, netflix, for activating 『  BITES ZA DUSTO  』  to tell episode 4
The Repitle Room, Part One:
ah yes, beatrice letters
MY LOVE FOR YOU SHALL LIVE FOREVER
YOU, HOWEVER, DID NOT
that’s,,, a scary SCP-682 woe is me sound
/ makes myself miserable & watches
Brand New Episode
why didn’t we read the will
why did you listen to the,,, consultant 
YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR PROFESSION - yes
/ easy to read sign
/ still at large
CONFIDENT HE’LL BE CAUGHT IN NO TIME AT ALL
it’s p lousy
/ feels ill
bitter & strong - like me
WHAT A LOVELY PLACE,LOVE THE CG
,,, why him
Montgomery Montgomery, moon moon
I’M HERE FOR MONTY’S MOUSTACHE 
I’M HERE FOR MORE CHARACTERS OF COLOR
i want cake
SNAKES
FINALLY IN MY CARE
SCREECHING IGUANA CLOCK
GOOD RIDDANCE - i’m she
i’m dr. montgomery upset at mr. poe
“uncle monty”
/ tfw ur not mentioned
/ locked inside the piano
GUSTAV IS DEAD
Bambini
/ science
19 KEYS, 3 COMBOS, 2 FINGERPRINTS, 1 OPTICAL SCAN
/ or that doorknob
The Reptile Room
CAN WE STAY IN THIS AU FOREVER
i hate how we’re setting these up for favor
I’M THE TORTOISES
EARLY SONIC YOUTH
/ LARGE BIG BOY SNAKE
The Incredibly Deadly Viper
/ too upsetting, absolutely overwhelming - stop with a cup of tea
/ survives 
DR. MONTGOMERY WHO ENDS UP DEAD,,, i know
HE’S SUCH A DOG
A LONG DOG
/ library
/ wanted a family
I’M UPSET AGAIN
/ tell dangerous fr the good
/ no harm will come to you in the reptile room,,,,
Dramatic Irony
Remark: usually unpleasant meaning
ME RIGHT NOW
POISONED
NO HARM WILL COME TO YOU
WE SHOULD BE ON GUARD
[ woe is me ]
I’M THE CROC
KLAUS PLS DON’T TAKE OUT YOUR PAIN ON THE CROC PLS
tfw you didn’t know all your parent’s friends
or anything about them
Androgynous Cobra 
1st movie
hi raymond
LANDSCAPING IN THAT HEDGE IN THAT DESIGN
oh god here’s olaf
/ rings a bell
LOCK YOURSELF IN THE ROOM & DON’T ANSWER IT - i’m sunny
,,,,, it’s him
Stephano
YOU’RE COUNT OLAF
/ knife
,,, the glasses aren’t idiotic
pls don’t sever a toe
/ THEY’RE INSIDE THE PIANO
I TOOK THE PICTURE
IGUANA
/ the scope
ok,,, they’re safe in there,, hopefully
WHAT DO YOU DO
,,, lord, could’ve saved monty’s back
monty,,,, pls
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Count Olaf, actor
“come inside” lord
neil’s stephano is so,,, extra
WITH A KNIFE
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, um
/ gears gears gears gears
RETINAL SCAN TWO
LOUDLY
FRIGHTENED BY THAT MAN WHO ARRIVED EARLIER
/ SPEAKING LOUDLY
/ VERY LOUDLY
“no”
“i see now”
i’m uncle monty with this long con 
“so that makes perfect sense” 
[ very good ]
BRING THINGS IN FROM MY TRUCK
YES
/ takeout
LET’S GO
/ our enemies
/ turns his back
Does not Work Alone
the Long Con
/ TURNS BACK
,,,,,, fucking 
BEING MURDEROUS
/ contact someone
/ doesn’t exactly know the extent
POISONOUS VENOMS
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
long-form tv to the movies
consume entertainment fr the comfort of you own home
/ smiles at us
thx
/ insist battle
pot stickers
/ eats them
,,,,, rude
/ is disgusted too
i’d rather him be in the front 
/ excessive commercials - thank
“not on purpose”
A C C I D E N T S
FROGS ARE AMPHIBIANS
my life is boring too
VFD - Verified Film Discount
NOTHING EXCITING IN MY LIFE TOO
you-know-who
/ small popcorn
/ generosity
mMOVIE
VENTILATED FILM DISTRIBUTION - VPD
GUSTAV
/ the scope
/ gets thru it
GUSTAV & JACQUELYN
,,,, shut up old lady
/ SEEN HER BEFORE
the scope
Hello Monty
THE WALKING DEAD
DANGER TAKE THE CHILDREN
/ GETS IN THE WAY
SIT DOWN
GODDAMNIT
GODDAMNIT
you-know-who
you-know-what
a what
/ leaves
DOWN IN FRONT
/ catch a man at the movies
GERTA SCREAMING
PERU
nice ticket man
:( monty
i do love her as beatrice, she rly is what i had in my mind’s eye
,,,, & i don’t read this as happening now
i just,,, Mr. Robot flags are waving
but it’s nice to see them in a ction
however  i think this might actually be how the netflix series is handling it - keeping them both alive,,, we’ll see how this goes
peru,,,
WE WON’T EVER GET THERE
hi monty
be careful,,,,
he is p wretched
he’s a p bad actor
/ con for the wrong reason
be gone with what,,,,
what kinda threats are these
HE’S GUNNA BOTHER YOU AGAIN
/ slips away again
#Peru
yum, marshmallows 
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
the last time before dramatic irony
GREAT HARM WOULD COME TO UNCLE MONTY
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
this is so much worse bc the setup makes me care for uncle monty
as opposed to the book where’s it’s just
SHRUGGING EMOJI HE DEAD THAT SUCKS GG BRO GET GUD
The Reptile Room: Part Two:
:(
go to sleep, never to wake up
:(((((((((((((((((((((    monty
,,,, god
aw violet’s pjs are lovely
“terrible accident” ,,, fucking disgusting ass
,,, i forgot how much i hated count olaf tbh
it’s been years since i’ve revisited the books
sunny,,,,
:///////////////////////////
/ gas-lights
/ leaves him
/ can’t drive stick
/ someone’s going to stop you
Mr. Poe - good job
spleen??????
PERU
/ passports
MR. POE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP GETTING CON’D
/ never had imagination or a childhood
Mr. Poe is a fuccckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
/ covered the ankle 
/ striptease
NO
NOW THOSE ARE VIOLET CLOTHES
YAS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
THAT BLOUSE & SKIRT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
hi i’m ambiguous gender’d henchperson,,,, looking more & more like a dude in drag which,,, is,,, bugging me
GODFUCKINGCHRIST
/ coffee
/ already in the room
#compassion as manipulation
EVERYONE W THE CHILDREN
LET’S ALL FUCKING STAY BEHIND
/ best plan
he was a great guardian :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Dangerous Snakes
THE INCREDIBLY DEADLY VIPER
,,,, well that’s fake
where is it
[ normal voice ] - mb nature isn’t meant to be changed
Inches
Mr. Poe pls
,,, what quarantine 
[ all gasp ]
Impressive sus times
COUNT OLAF ACCOMPLICES
MR. POE PLS
FAKE HANDS
stop eating the peaches chaotic neutral man
THE ADULTS ARE FAILING US MORALLY
“we bonded over biting”
“meanwhile back at the ranch”
/ tiresome cliche 
/ an adult conversation
knife
tfw no orphans
labyrinth 
Secrets & danger
THE SCOPE
/ thuds
hi i’m in the thing
“ol med biz” 
TAKE THE CHILDREN TO PERU
/ looking at the scope
CLANG
NOT SCREECHING IGUANA CLOCK
[ inaudible ]
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH,,,
/ rewinds with BITES ZA DUSTO
tfw no orphans
THAT MAN IS COUNT OLAF
THAT MAN IS COUNT OLAF
one respect - the time to act was now
/ hair up
[ snake ]
ZEUS AND HERA
NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE 
mr. poe lol CALL MY WIFE THIS IS PHANTASMAGORICAL 
it’s such a lovely dog
[ coughing ]
DIES OF NATURAL CAUSES, I MEAN
/ junk
/ venom
/ syringe
DO NOT INSULT THEIR DRESS THEY LOOK GREAT RIGHT NOW
germs,,,
Left Ankle pls
#exposed
killed both him & gustav
/ all in on it
Oh dear
no pizza, not likely
THE REPTILES HELLA ANGRY
yee 
labyrinth for the scope
trap door
IT’S GONE
hi i;m the statue
/ spyglass
YOU’RE SO PRETTY, JACQUELYN
WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU???? ARE YOU FEM!LEMONY OR ACTUALLY YOU OR WHAT???
NO NEXT GUARDIAN
goddamnit,,, mr. poe
BYE VIPER
recommended by Your Parents
/ another door
JACQUELYN 
/ease up on the bronzer
/ arms
/ ARMS
HARPOON GUN
/ jumps the fuck out
/ has the thing tho
tfw no reptiles
I LOVE HIM AS LEMONY SO MUCH
:((((((((((((((((((((( the world seemed right & it wasn’t
/ found it once
tfw parents are alive still i guess trying to call
NO THIS ISN’T A CRANK CALL
ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
badass beatrice i’m here for it
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