#I want to become completely uninterviewable i want to flay my dress pants with a sharp rock and howl and scramble on the office tile floor
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"Personal branding" "achievement statements" "self marketing" What if I scrambled across the floor on all fours and bit into your ankle so hard you remembered that humans are fundamentally animals who hunger and fear and love like animals. And I didn't let go
#voidrambles#job search#I am so unhireable it's not even funny#and not even because I don't have skills or whatever just because the job search process makes me IMMEDIATELY want to release my skeleton#like just pop like an overcooked hotdog#I want to become completely uninterviewable i want to flay my dress pants with a sharp rock and howl and scramble on the office tile floor#the idea of marketing myself makes me feel physically ill why do i have to do this for the rest of my life in order to live#I want to go to a job interview and look the interviewer dead in the eyes as I eat their laptop key by key
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