#I want to become completely uninterviewable i want to flay my dress pants with a sharp rock and howl and scramble on the office tile floor | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

theramblingvoid · 11 months ago

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"Personal branding" "achievement statements" "self marketing" What if I scrambled across the floor on all fours and bit into your ankle so hard you remembered that humans are fundamentally animals who hunger and fear and love like animals. And I didn't let go

#voidrambles #job search #I am so unhireable it's not even funny #and not even because I don't have skills or whatever just because the job search process makes me IMMEDIATELY want to release my skeleton #like just pop like an overcooked hotdog #I want to become completely uninterviewable i want to flay my dress pants with a sharp rock and howl and scramble on the office tile floor #the idea of marketing myself makes me feel physically ill why do i have to do this for the rest of my life in order to live #I want to go to a job interview and look the interviewer dead in the eyes as I eat their laptop key by key

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