#I want to Apologize for the duwang joke

[sparklyjojos]

I can’t into visual art so have a vague pillar men modern au idea thing

 - Kars works with stem cells (which he affectionately calls “vampires” since they’re immortal and you feed them with blood serum) and helps with obtaining transgenic animals for making brainbows and such. Probably does some very shady research on the side. Never really grew out of his Obnoxious Middle School Dawkins Phase. Is that guy whose laboratory notebooks all have saccharine-cute kittens on the cover along with titles like "Biohazard waste disp. 2017" in bold black marker (written with great caution as to not tread on the kittens). Every intern is deathly afraid of him.

Fun fact: after hours he's the local vulture culture enthusiast, has a whole lot of cool bones and would really love to get an eagle skeleton but fully understands why that's still illeagle. Keeps like seven living pets, all incredibly pampered.

 - Esidisi is an expert on military history. He hosts one of those discovery channel shows that's half interesting info on famous battles, weapons and strategies and half "let's check what this cannon will do to a bunch of crash dummies" with morbid humor and some truly awful puns sprinkled in. He has tattoos and piercings for miles and is very buff which leads to at least one popular meme (History Buff Advice, eg. top text: "when facing a cuirassier", pic of shirtless Esidisi giving you a thumbs up, bottom text: "suplex the horse". He loves these. When he has a guest lecture somewhere he always puts one of them in the presentation). He also takes interest in ancient conspiracy theories and mysteries.

Fun fact: while his parents really did name him after the band AC/DC (...why), he likes to joke it’s actually a.C./d.C. as in antes de Cristo / después de Cristo (before/after Christ) and how do you not become a historian with this name?

They meet in a way that’s probably less "meet cute" and more "meet bloody - but don't worry the blood's not mine haha”, and then everything goes really fast and suddenly they're married with two adopted kids and when did that happen?? Time sure flies

[matcha-narancia]

Hi!! I remember attempting to ask another blog for a request like this but I was half-asleep so I can't remember if I really did or not ToT

But could I please get some fluffy hcs for the duwang gang having a shy crush(fem pronouns if you're comfortable with it) that's a secondary healer, who's stand heals via kisses so they're always giving everyone little pecks on the cheek or hand until they decide to make a move on them by giving them a full kiss on the lips before running off in embarrassment?

Thanks for taking the time to read this whole request, I hope you have a nice day!!

Duwang Gang with a Fem!S/O who’s Stand Heals with Kisses HCs

𝐀/𝐍: Sure thing anon! Aaa this is a really cute prompt and I hope you enjoy these hcs! Oh and I also added Yukako in here too bc I felt like writing her her and consider her a part of the Duwang Gang, hope you don’t mind!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): (Some) Spoilers for Part 4!

Josuke Higashikata

- Josuke always gets flustered whenever you or your stand gives him kisses on his hands and cheeks! He’s thankful, of course, as you’re healing whatever cuts or scrapes he’s gotten from a day’s worth of fighting, but still, you’re his crush and he can’t help but get blushy around you!

- He also may not be entirely sure you have a crush on him too, so he’s always trying to act tough in order to get your attention, though this just ends up giving him new wounds for you to heal mostly.

- You two fight well together, as despite being able to restore things to how they were, Josuke can’t use his ability on himself, but you can use yours on him! 

- And finally, the day you decide to finally kiss him and confess, you do so and both of you blush red. You run away with a red face, shouting a ‘Thank you!’ as you do so!

Okuyasu Nijmura

- Okuyasu loves you and your stand! Though he’d never admit that out loud! Not yet at least, he wants to make sure you like him back too!

- He’s super chill with the kisses you and your stand give him! He’s grateful they can heal him (since he gets roughed up a lot), but he’s also glad for them because you two can be close! 

- Okuyasu likes to joke that you two are total opposites, as The Hand takes away things while your stand gives back! 

- When you kiss him on the lips and confess, he’s definitely standing there for a moment in shock. Then, when you run away chanting, “H-have a good day Okuyasu!!! I’ll see you later!”, he’ll smile the biggest smile and eagerly await seeing you again later in the day!

Koichi Hirose

- Nervous boy!!! Koichi will and will always get flustered by you and your stand’s kisses! They’re welcomed, of course, but always manage to catch him off gaurd! Even if he knows he’s hurt, you giving him kisses will always make his cheeks glow red.

- That being said, he still finds your stand to be lovely and kind! You selflessly healing him time after time really makes his heart melt, and he’s incredibly thankful!

- He knows Josuke can heal him too, but oftentimes he tags along with you just so he can keep you company and so forth! Josuke and Okuyasu like to tease him about having an obvious crush, but he knows they mean well.

- Will definitely confess the same time as you. Like, you’ll give him your kiss and eagerly thank him while running, but he’ll laugh and yell, “N-no need to apologize Y/N! I-I like you too and see you later!” after you!

Yukako Yamagishi

- Now I’d argue Yukako is the most chill with your stand and you giving her kisses. Sure, she’s a bit surprised at first, but she welcomes them fast!

- Althoufh after sometime she mayyy start conceiving more plans to get injured so you can kiss her. Like one time she purposely let her finger slip on a knife and told you about the cut on the way to school. She doesn’t mean any harm of course! She just loves when you or your stand give her kisses!

- She also kinda gets into fights with other girls at school a lot, sooo expect her to come to you for that reason more often than not. Still though, she likes to joke she’d be dead without you, and stubbornly refuses to ask Josuke since she likes you more.

- And of course, when you finally kiss her and run off, she’s also standing there in a daze for a moment. However, that daze quickly turns to a smile when you’re also running off blushing. “Bye for now Y/N! I’m so glad you feel the same~!” She calls after you.

↳ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬/𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝! ♡

[headoverjojo]

So, me and my sister have been told several times (Mostly by strangers) that we are very similar physicaly (We are, only 'Enough' to tell we are Related) but sometimes I am just WTH: She's my sister, I. Know. It, don't you have eyes to tell who's who??? Anyway, can I ask for BucciG/DIU (I can't decide:3) if they found out S/o has a twin but gets mistaken by S/o and vice versa? Even joking 'guess who's who'🤣 :3 (Lov yu, thank yu!)

Hiiiii! :3 Pppfff, I loved this request :,D Ok so! I chose to go with DIU crew, I hope it’s fine! Here we go, I hope you’ll like it :3

Beautiful duwang find out that their s/o has a twin who gets mistaken for their sibling and vice versa

(Under the cut for length!)

Josuke Higashikata

Josuke, frankly, can’t understand how and why his s/o is continuously mistaken for their twin. C’mon, they’re so unique, how can someone not recognize them?! This until he actually met their twin, and… well, he has to acknowledge they’re really, really similar. Almost identical! He hopes to be able to tell who’s who by their voices, but luck seems not to be by his side; their voices too are really similar!

He’d find it fun, t first, sometimes he’d joke with them, sometimes he’d laugh when he has been played. It’s a prank, all in all, why should he get mad at it? He comes to grow fond of his s/o’s twin too and they even help him if he wants to organize a surprise for them or to buy them a present; all in all, no one knows them better than their twin! It’s like acquiring a sibling and partner in crime: their crime is doing everything to make G/N happy!

It’s all fine, however, until it’s a joke. If he finds out that someone is seriously -and stupidly- mocking them for real, to the point to make them feel uncomfortable, Josuke’s gonna rampage. It’s even worse than when someone insults his hair! No one can dare to make his precious s/o and their twin feel uncomfortable for… for what? For existing? He finds it so absurd that he doesn’t even lose time trying to talk with the asshole; he just calls out Crazy Diamond to beat the shit out of them and then to fix them. As he likes, of course.

In time, however, Josuke comes to perfectly tell who’s who without batting an eyelash. They’re twins, yes, they’re physically identical, but their behaviour is different, even if they try to act in a similar way, in order to prank him, and now he can recognize it! He always laughs to the point of tears when he sees their identical pouts, when they’ve been unmasked. It’s so funny!

Okuyasu Nijimura

Okuyasu always thought he would have been able to recognize them even among a thousand faces. They’re his s/o, he knows them as he knows himself, how could he not recognize them? When, however, they arrived with their identical twin, he had problems to tell who was who, if he was, maybe, hallucinating, or if it was the work of an enemy stand. he was baffled! he just relaxed when his s/o explained him the whole thing; it was all fine, so!

He’s really nervous to mistake one for the other. He never had to deal with twins, so he doesn’t know if jokes are fine or if even a mistake could offend them! The last thing he wants is to upset his s/o. He needs a bit of time to relax about it and to finally loosen up around them. He starts even to joke, but just when they start it, as he doesn’t want, again, to upset them. His s/o is too important to him!

And, as such, if he hears someone saying bad words at them because they’re twins, or joking too much and too long, to the point to make them upset, Okuyasu will step in, in their defence. He can’t relate on his stand, for those mundane things, as he risks to kill the other, but this is not a problem; Okuyasu learned to defend himself even without his The Hand. He’s pretty good in fist fightings, and whoever has something to say about his s/o and their twin has to first face him!

He always loses it when they’re pranking him with the “guess who’s who” game. He panics and gets confused, ending up giving the wrong answer and, because of this, he grows upset. How can he not recognize his s/o?! What kind of boyfriend is he?! It’s to his s/o, so, to hug him and tell him it’s fine, that they’re not upset because he hasn’t recognized them. Sometimes their parents too still mix them! This usually helps Okuyasu to find again the smile his s/o loves so much!

Koichi Hirose

Koichi considers himself a pretty good observer, so he never really thought he could mistake someone else for his s/o. This conviction crumbled down when he mistakenly greeted his s/o’s twin as his s/o; he was so embarrassed when, laughing, they said they were the twin and not his s/o! How could he make a mistake like this? He wants to exercise, in order not to make it again and to refine his observation ability!

The twins happily agree to be his “guinea pigs”, as they love to joke and prank people. They often startles him with “surprise quizzes” jumping in front of him and asking him to guess who’s who and he has to answer in few seconds, using the details he has observed previously. In time, Koichi becomes more and more able to guess one from the other! He likes it: other than a useful exercise, it’s also a way to know more about his s/o!

It’s all fun and games, however, until someone takes it too seriously and too far, making his s/o and their twin seriously upset with their words. Koichi, once, was a timid boy, but now, after all he endured and his stand’s full awakening, he’s a more firm boy who’s not scared to speak up! And he does so with the asshole(s)m trying, first, to make them apologize or at least to go away with words and, then, if it doesn’t work, he uses Echoes to make them understand to go to fuck around somewhere else. He doesn’t like to use violence, but he’d do everything to protect them!

He grows fond of their twin too. They know his s/o like their hands and they actually helped him a lot to come to know them better, so he’d never be thankful enough for this opportunity. By now, they’re part of the family! And, by now, he doesn’t fall anymore in their pranks; he knows them both too well to mistake one for the other! They always loudly complain, saying it’s not funny, making Koichi laugh in amusement and pride. They have no secrets for him!

Rohan Kishibe

Rohan, as mangaka and, especially, observer, is always searching for new challenges. A particularly complicate landscape to draw, some peculiar expressions, new art mediums… twins. He never had to deal with twins, especially identical twins, but he had always been fascinated by them. He wants to study how they behave, how they can be identical but so unique at the same time… it’s so fascinating!

If they think to easily prank him with the “guess who” game, they’re completely wrong. Rohan is not just an observer, he’s a sharp observer; catching details and what no one seems to see is his job, it’s what makes him the successful and talented artist he is. When they try it, he firstly fake to fall for it, then, when they’re already tasting their victory, he strikes, pointing at his s/o without hesitation. He just smirks at their pouty remarks; like they can fool Rohan Kishibe!

As much as he loves to tease, he doesn’t accept when someone who’s not him tease his s/o and their twin. How dare they?! He’s not going to just stay behind without doing anything, oh no; it’s not in his character. He’d step in, brashly keeping them far from his s/o and their twin and, if the other seems about to fight, Rohan would just call Heaven’s Door out and scribble some good commands on them, before letting them go. It’s sure that, from that day on, that asshole would come closer to Rohan’s s/o and their twin never again.

Rohan would often ask them to pose for him with the same expression or pose. He’s having the time of his life in sketching them and in identifying the small details that makes them different! They too, after his drawing sessions, are fascinated when he tells them what’s different between them: one arches a little more their eyebrow, the other quirks a little their lip… Rohan notices everything. His s/o’s uniqueness is what made him fell in love with them, all in all!

Jotaro Kujo

Jotaro never cared about asking them every detail of their life; he trusts them to say him what they think it’s important, all in all. He’s usually more interest to know everything about people he doesn’t trust, as you never know enough your enemy, but his s/o is among the really few people he wholeheartedly trusts; when they say him they had a twin, he’s sincerely curious, even if he doesn’t show it. Twins… an interesting phenomenon. He’d like to know them.

It doesn’t seem so, as Jotaro always seems to be busy doing something else, but he’s always observing his s/o, when they’re around, as doing so makes him feel at ease. Doing so, he learned a lot of things about them, mostly little habits and quirks that makes him feel at home. So, if they try to playfully play with him taking advantage of their being twins, they have to get used not to win: Jotaro would recognize his s/o among a thousand of twins!

God forgive who even dares to think to joke on them and their twin for long to the point to make them feel uncomfortable. Jotaro doesn’t even need to say anything; his presence alone is more than enough to scare anyone away. Wel, anyone who has brain; if the asshole still insist in being ��fun” while making Jotaro’s s/o and their twin uncomfortable, then, he’d use his physical strength to make them understand that it’s really time to go to fuck around somewhere else. He’s not a man of many words, but his actions are unmistakable.

If they’re not loud and don’t bother him while he’s studying, he may grow fond of his s/o’s twin. One thing he really likes is to listen to family anecdotes told by his s/o’s twin; it’s soft, it’s… nice to know such everyday things about his s/o and how they were when they were kids. And who could know them better than their twin? All in all, he’s happy to see how close they are, so much that he even doesn’t grow annoyed when if they still try to play him. They’re still not tired to lose, it seems!

[fluffnstuffjojos]

nyallo !! could i please have some headcanons involving the duwang boys (that you'll write for) and a non-verbal and extremely reserved romantic interest who is not only a stand user with a dangerous and difficult to control stand, but has rather severe social anxiety that causes their crippling shyness to be misunderstood as cold indifference, please (bonus points if their big bad dangerous stand is very curious about the boys' own punch ghosts, and is much more expressive than their user) ⭐

My very first ask!!! I apologize if I was overzealous, I wrote a lot!! Anyways, thank you so much for being the first to request something! Now for some headcanons on the duwang boys™  :D

Josuke

Josuke is a very energetic boy, but can adapt to certain social situations if need be. If someone seems to be uncomfortable around his boisterous behavior he will definitely tone it down a bit. That being said, he’s still Josuke so he’s going to try his best to get them involved so they can feel included - especially if they’re a part of the friend group - no one gets overlooked around this boy.

Josuke’s used to looks being deceiving as well, I mean he is an actual puppy wrapped up in a tall, intimidating delinquent persona. He might look scary, but who’s going to believe that while he’s grinning, joking and being an overall goof. He’s going to try to use his personality to win them over.

All of this aside, Josuke doesn’t take potentially dangerous stands lightly and is going to want to be absolutely sure they aren’t a threat to the gang. After many inquisitive looks and ultimately confirming that neither stand/stand user is an immediate threat to him or his friends he’s going to want to help them, whether that be learning to  control it better or at least learning how to minimize the damage the stand causes. (Crazy D is perfect for fixing things that break and healing anyone who happens to get hurt!)

If the big scary stand approaches Crazy D as he’s cleaning up Josuke might tense a little bit, only to break out in laughter as it becomes apparent that they’re curious about his powers. Something about watching an intimidating stand ogling Crazy D with an inquisitive expression is hilarious to him.

Okuyasu

Much like Josuke is going to be concerned if someone seems distant or cold while hanging out around them. He will probably be concerned that they don’t like him and try to figure out what he did to offend them. After much reassurance from Josuke, he’s going to catch on that they aren’t mad at him, but most likely shy! As soon as this boy realizes they’re shy, there will be a lot of attempts to break the ice and include them in the group.

Okuyasu is going to join in with Josuke’s attempts to win them over. These boys can emulate helicopter parenting pretty well if they believe someone is feeling left out! Although if their hovering seems to cross any boundaries they’re quick to remedy this (well, Josuke will be, dragging Okuyasu away and explaining the situation). With these two though, anyone is likely to warm up quickly, unable to deny their natural charms!

Okuyasu is going to be very concerned about any danger the stand poses. He’s seen firsthand how dangerous stands can be with the death of his brother and he’s determined to avoid any more serious incidents. If they decide to train and learn how to control the stand better Okuyasu will take on the preventative role, swiping anyone out of harm’s way with The Hand. Josuke’s good for healing any injuries, but Okuyasu wants to avoid this to the best of his ability, after all there’s only so much even Crazy D can do.

Okuyasu is going to also be a little wary if their stand seems super interested in The Hand. He might think they’re looking for weaknesses and is going to draw The Hand back cautiously. When their stand look extremely disappointed in his disappearance, even seeming to pout, he’s going to be very confused. When he sees their stand react similarly to Crazy D, poking at his little heart plates, it’s going to hit him. They’re just curious! How cute! He’ll probably laugh it off like Josuke, thinking about how ridiculous he was being.

Rohan

Rohan, bless the poor boy’s heart, is going to be incredibly insulted if he interprets any behavior as dislike towards him. Has Josuke already ruined his reputation with someone he just met?! When he observes that their body language is very similar in regards to everyone, especially Josuke (who he assumed had formed a secret alliance with them), he’s going to watch more closely.

It strikes him that they avoid eye contact with him when he’s speaking, it strikes the mangaka that they’re exhibiting multiple symptoms of social anxiety. He is less likely to try to win them over, but if he sees them crack a nervous smile at either Josuke’s or Okuyasu’s antics, he’s going to move closer and start talking about his art - refusing to let those idiots corrupt someone with their lunacy before his very eyes. If he’s close enough, he might try to use Heaven’s Door on them to determine if they might be a good character model for his manga.

Rohan is probably the most likely to be targeted by the stand, they are simply trying to protect their user at the sight of Heaven’s Door. Rohan is going to be fascinated by the sheer power of the stand, wanting to study it further and even attending any trainings that Josuke and Okuyasu might stage to help them learn control. Rohan is going to take on the role of observer at these gatherings, taking vigorous notes and even going as far as to sketch the stand.

He is probably quite reluctant to summon Heaven’s Door after his first encounter with their stand, but he is aware that they are slowly gravitating closer to him as he sketches. He glances up and needless to say is very confused when he sees an interested, pouty expression as the stand analyzes his work. Even the great Rohan Kishibe can’t help but crack a smile as the stand points at the sketchbook and then themselves with a questioning look. He simply nods and continues his work.