#I want one so baaad

[dogwebs]

Little babes! Such cuties!

[javierduffy]

but when they're out on that river bank alone, what javier should be loyal to doesn't feel as confusing anymore

[kowtownart]

Oughhhhhh,,,,,,,

I love him!!! I love him sm,,

(Part 1/ More… suggestive piece below ehehe)

Just imagine that we’re in a closet or something shsjwkwksmslhhhhhhh

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[m4d0lyn]

Purbi

Furbies

[raggedy-spaceman]

I bet I could print this and make holy cards and sell them in Vatican City as Saint Aziraphale protector of bookshops and the LGBTQ community and people would actually believe it and buy them.

[moistvonlipwig]

7 11 and 16 for the book ask game?

#11 answered here!

7. What is your favorite book cover?

Hm...two that come to mind are the cover I have for Memoirs of a Polar Bear by Yoko Tawada:

And the 50th anniversary cover of The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov, which I sadly do not have:

16. Fiction or nonfiction?

Mostly fiction. I do occasionally read nonfiction though and I have a good few nonfiction books on my list of books to read. I'm trying to expand my reading palate a bit lol.

[spinningblueberry]

Just had a dream that I brought home a cat and started panicking bc I didn't tell my roommates that I'll get a cat... even though in the dream.. I already owned another cat... and was living with my mom...

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I just spent like 20 minutes thinking about soup

[mag200]

taylor swift im gonna be real. im not losing you you’re losing me.

[zehecatl]

we do actually fr need a new X-Men cartoon

[0428julie]

Something more positive I learn to make bread

[lordartsy]

Mecha March - Haru leads

I finally got to do it after having this idea for like, a year.

The whole design philosophy was to work out how a giant robot would fit into the story itself, but honestly, you can’t justify a music school having a mech in the premises. But it’s fine to imagine, right?

[running-in-the-dark]

I'm so desperately bored rn. can't do anything. because all I want to do is think about Dan or Jenkins. but I don't want to let myself do that because then I'll lie down and fall asleep and the day will be over and it'll feel like I didn't do anything.

can't even watch anything. nothing feels right. I'm. so bored. I tried drawing but. nope. head empty.

[danidoesathing]

Tears of sorrow or tears of joy

Drops in my cup as my mind is destroyed

Staring into a pure, black void

Vide Noir - Lord Huron

[scarecrowgoat]

the sad truth of doing commission work with undiagnosed adhd is that it sucks balls, and you can't get anything done and everyone is so nice to you, which makes you feel worse in the long run :/