#I want genderfluid hal jordan back

[avayarising]

8. Genderfluid Hal Jordan and ‘you don’t have to change your body to be she/her’.

Okay, a list of stories that personally I would feel more seen by in DC Pride than characters explaining Sexuality 101 every year:

1. Renee Montoya and Maggie Sawyer dating and everyone rolling their eyes when the two explain how incestuously small the vigilante-and-cops lesbian scene is in Gotham, and they’ve both already dated everyone else, accompanied by flashbacks to various dates with other combinations of characters.

2. John Constantine performing some sort of ritual magic involving sex. There might be an orgy or demons involved.

3. A solid love story set on Themyscira with a view on how the culture about relationships and partners exists in an all women community (could be Hippolyta and Philippus raising a young Diana, could be a random couple selected from various minor characters)

4. As said, Thomas Blake and Floyd Lawton flirting with weapons, killing people with extreme prejudice, fucking nasty afterwards, and then the two of them lounging around wearing very little while Floyd has a cigarette (possibly going ‘huh. So that’s what it’s all about’).

5. A selection of queer Titans and associated hangers on go out to watch women’s football of some code together. Would include the line “yeah that one’s old enough for you to perve on” about a player in their 30s to a character also in her 30s.

6. Someone actually confronts Kyle Rayner about being a living gay artist stereotype and Connor Hawke steps in to fix the situation and explains: 1. Don’t force people to out themselves for your comfort; 2. Don’t make assumptions based on appearances. The person comes away with the impression Kyle and Connor are dating. The two laugh about it afterwards.

7. A continuation of the ‘everyone from high school/college in my friendship group has also come out as queer’ storyline from Hawkgirl.

[inkonsistentsky]

okok but i love evil hal jordan as much as the next guy but istg if i see one more fucking evil hal jordan from dc im gonna scream. they aren't doing it as a huehue silly guy deserves some evil fun times, they're doing it as a this guy? what do we do with him again? like bro just give me the four corpsemen together again or like??? barry hal ollie, like silly guys silly things. please??? i just kinda want my goofy guys back in space ngl like i love seeing guy piss off batman and john defending hal's honour like he's a silly lil princess (he is tbf, my slay genderfluid queen tbh but also controversial take so he/him pronouns for him for now...) kyle is just babygurl everywhere no complaints, i like seeing him being the gl's lil scrunkle younger brother but dude i just want them back in space. i want the fuckass spaceships, i want pansexual hal back in space flirting with bitches for diplomatic missions and john having to be the braincell on cool ass planets with guy just busting shit with weird space gravity and kyle learning new shit and using it for his creative constructs idk im GAHH

[usedgingertwinkhole]

Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Alan Scott

Hal:

First impression: Hal... stupid

Impression now: Hal... stupid but also sometimes an asshole and actually way different than common fandom portrayal.

Favorite moment: WHEN HE GIVES UP REDEMPTION FOR ALAN

Idea for a story: Hal spreads an alien STD to the hero community and then pretends it wasn't him for 10 issues, it turns out it was actually Guy who did it

Unpopular opinion: Spectre > Green Lantern vol 4

Favorite relationship: Abin Sur but also lovely niece Helen (this doesn't have to be romantic does it)

Favorite headcanon: Hal is genderfluid

John:

First impression: Stick in the mud soldier guy

Impression now: He puts up with so much @Hal please could Hal stop for FIVE MINUTES

Favorite moment: When he crushes Zod's hand for hurting his bf uwu

Idea for a story: Actually want Corps Leader John back, Corps Leader John was so good *shoving the Guardians into a shredder*

Unpopular opinion: John fans... are possibly... the most "should read comics" fans outside of the Bats

Favorite relationship: Hal and Guy and Kyle!

Favorite headcanon: John has actually fought people physically over Guy before

Alan:

First impression: As a Lantern fan I unfortunately thought that he was a nice elder statesmen

Impression now: I would literally not be surprised if it turned out that Alan was a serial killer at this point. He's awful (affectionate).

Favorite moment: "You've become a disappointment"

Idea for a story: Alan and Hank get locked in a room together and they have to talk through the fucked up shit in their relationship but instead they have sex.

Unpopular opinion: Uhhhhh... I hope he remains an asshole and DC doesn't make him nice gay grandpa

Favorite relationship: Unfortunately for everyone... Hank.

Favorite headcanon: Alan also possibly has schizophrenia, and also he thinks asylums are terrifying places because his mom was put in one.

[flashfuture]

Hal Jordan

✨Hal Jordan✨

How I feel about this character

The fictional DC character who I am actually attracted to and would let rail take me on a date 

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Well Barry and Iris. John maybe even Guy. Hal with Dinah and Ollie. Diana and him could actually be so fun. I don’t ship it per say but Hal wants to date Clark so so bad and DC should just let them go to dinner more (it’s always dinner invites and that one time Hal wanted to go midnight scuba diving)

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Hal and Helen. Hal is the best uncle in the world and DC ought to remember that

My unpopular opinion about this character

I think they need to stop it with the Hal is the greatest shit cause we know and the more they say it the less real it feels. Like them constantly saying a character is great only to have their ass beat right away is dumb

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

They bring back the Spectre series as canon and acknowledge that they made Hal genderfluid as well a second wish yeah I’m cheating is for them to explore his relationship with his mother and brothers more. 

[femboyyghostface]

Nick Fury, Peter Parker, Hal Jordan(I know that's not marvel so you may not care), Black Widow, hawkeye, Loki, Thor

Nick Fury

sexual orientation headcanon

probably aro heterosexual

gender headcanon

cismale

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

NPD, Paranoid Personality Disorder

3 random headcanon

1) He doesn’t have and never will have social media, refuses to even think about it 

2) He’s a compulsive liar, it’s what happens when you have to keep government secrets for so long

3) He has a sweet tooth, mostly for cherry lollis. No one knows except for Coulson (who buys them for him on the regular)

Peter Parker

sexual orientation headcanon

Biromantic demisexual

gender headcanon

transboy

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

Anxiety and Autism spectrum

3 random headcanon

1) Is a Trekkie (AOS, mostly because that’s what he grew up with) who has tried to recreate the tech on it multiple times and has almost succeeded twice

2) One time as a kid he found a stray cat in an alleyway he probably got beat up in and tried to take it home, Aunt May almost let him, but the vet said she was dying and she didn’t want Pete to go through that

3) He built his first computer at 9 out of scraps of neighbors’s and what he could find in junk yards. Aunt May baked him a cake to celebrate

Hal Jordan

I’m sorry I’m not really big on anything DC that isn’t their awesome lady hero/villains so I have no clue about him. I wish I had something to give you :/

Natalia Alianovna Romanova

sexual orientation headcanon

demiromantic bisexual

gender headcanon

Ciswoman

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

PTSD, Depersonalization/Derealization Disorder

3 random headcanon

1) She doesn’t know how to explain her emotions (alexithymia), which is why people tend to get the impression that she feels nothing (except for when she does) Clint is the first person who knows how to tell what she’s feeling and act accordingly. Tony figures it out next, out of fear or understanding or a mixture of both. Next is Steve, then Sam. Each Avenger figures her out one by one until she doesn’t need the words she doesn’t have.

2) She’s very protective of who she considers Her’s. The Avengers all belong to her in her mind and it’s her duty to protect them. Every time someone gets hurt on a mission she blames herself, and if anyone hurts them she immediately plans revenge Natasha style (one time, after Steve officially came out, some guy posted a video saying some shit about how he needed to step down because “Captain America shouldn’t be a f*ggot.” A week later he was in jail awaiting trial for a crime he swears he didn’t commit.

3) She steals everyone’s clothes. One morning she walked into the training room in Tony’s shirt, Clint’s boxers, Bruce’s socks, Steve’s sweatpants, and a sweatshirt that looked suspiciously like one that was up in Thor’s room for when he was visiting Midgard. Tony and Bruce have a theory she does it to establish dominance (and it’s working), Steve and Clint think she just likes having something of her friends’s 

Clint Barton

sexual orientation headcanon

Pansexual

gender headcanon

Nonbinary (he/him)

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

PTSD, Dyslexia 

3 random headcanon

1) On missions when they get caught he hides his hearing aids and Natasha pretends she can only speak Russian. 

2) Once Bucky is back and he’s out of the ocean prison they become super close. Bucky sees a reckless blond and has to adopt him. Clint sees an angry cuddly assassin who speaks Russian and it’s almost a compulsion. They always make sure that through their bust schedules and missions and significant others that they have time for each other to hang out.

3) Clint falls asleep in the air vents of the Avengers tower probably way more often then a grown adult superhero should. The first two times it happened the entire crew was freaking out thinking Clint got kidnapped or something (JARVIS eventually let them know he was in the air vents above his and Natasha’s bedroom) after that whenever they couldn’t find him they just assumed he was in the vents.

Loki Laufeyson

sexual orientation headcanon

Greyaromantic Androsexual

gender headcanon

Genderfluid (ze/zir, they/them, he/him ) 

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder

3 random headcanon

1) Loved dancing growing up. Ze used to dance with Thor all the time when they were younger. Ze still remembers Thor spinning zir around the old ball room when ze was still a young teen. Thor was clunky and never followed the steps they were taught, but Loki always enjoyed it

2) Freya used to read them stories every night when they went to bed. They would curl up with their head on her chest and she always used different voices for characters, Thor would sometimes join the two, on nights where he wasn’t claiming to be “too grown up for such things”

3) Thor and Freya never got his pronouns wrong. They always just knew. Odin was never one to pick up on such things and it took a glare from Thor or an elbow to the ribs from Freya before he would correct himself. It’s what started the rift between them in the first place.

Thor Odinson

sexual orientation headcanon

Panromantic pansexual (he just loves everyone so much okay???)

gender headcanon

Cis

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

ADHD

3 random headcanon

1) He collects Midgardian coffee mugs. Ever since he learned that you are not supposed to break them to show enjoyment he developed an attachment to the fragile glass. Everyone always buys him new ones with different designs when they know he’ll be stopping by (they have a picture library of all the ones he has so they don’t buy him the same one twice. not that he would mind)

2) He goes to every Pride parade he encounters. I’m talkin’ every single one. One year he spent the entire month of June bouncing from city to city (flying or having Heimdall totally “misuse” to Bifrost is dealers choice) to make sure he made an appearance at each one. Jane had bought him the pan flag and he had it in place of his usual cape. 

3) He has counted every single freckle and scar on Jane’s body, and Steve’s body (which doesn’t scar), and pretty much all the Avengers except Natasha (she told him she would flay him alive and “As intimidating as you are, a simple no would have kept me at bay.”) the Avengers and Jane think it’s kind of cute that he wants to know these details about his friends.