#I want a Halloween cookie

[littlecrow4]

Fidd’s waistcoat is to low oh well

He reeaaallllyyyyyy wants to get bitten

[desultory-novice]

Treasured Treats

@jojo-schmo

[necroticboop]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN : ↳ Halloween Brownies

[basilsnotemo]

The boys have been given a quest of the utmost importance: guarding my Reese’s pumpkins

[c00kietin]

Did you know before pumpkins came to Ireland, turnips (otherwise known as swedes) were carved instead? :D

Happy Halloween/Samhain!!

[softlovr]

day one of ixlity’s editing event: character with your favourite color OR character with your least favourite color

orange is an okay color, but i’d def use other colors over it. even if this is a color i dislike, i actually had fun doing this, even if its more of a ‘symmetrical’ type of graphic.

this is also my first ever event to join, so, yippeee!

free to use with credit. feel free to recolor and resize too, other versions under cut

[sapphicnunnery]

when you ask your deity for a sign, but it’s Loki and he tells you to watch the corpse bride and rebel against capitalism by stealing herbs, offerings, and other witchcraft supplies from corrupt corporations then plays The Lesbian Song TM (I like girls by miss semi sweet)

[your-average-gay-dork]

bro I desperately want someone to take on cute fall dates.

Pumpkin patch, apple picking, the FAIR????!

And we don’t even have to go anywhere. There’s so much we can do at home- carve/paint pumpkins, decorate, light candles and build a blanket fort to watch Halloween movies while we make cookies.

[ebonydark-nessdementiaravenwayxx]

HAPY HOLIDAZ GOFFIKS

JUS 2 GET IN2 DA SPIRET!!! DA BEST CRISMUSS SONG TO EXIST!! MCR ROX! ME, WILLOW, DRACO ADN B'LUDY MARIE WER LISENIN 2 IT DEN WE WER WACHIN DA NITMAR B4 CHRISMAS AGEN (ITS SO GOFFIK ADN I LUV HALLOWENE) 4 A DUBLE DATE!!!1!!!1@!11! DEN WE HAD COKIES ADN BLUD. DRACO MADE DA CUKIES, HE SHEPED DEM LIK VAMPERES ADN SKELETUNS AND DEPRESHUN AND UTHER GOFFIK SRIOUS STUF, HE EVN MAD 1 FOR MEH WIT ILYENR AND FISHNET SLEAVES UNDERNTH A BLACK MINI DRESS WIT RED DETALING.

DEN ME EN DRACO WENT ON A WAK BUT DEN MCONIGLA FUND US AND YELED AT US ARE FACES OF!! WE WRENT EVEN DOEN ANYTHIN EXCEPT FRENCHIN GOFFIKALLY AND SECERTLY ADN WE HAD TOW GO BAC TOO DA COMMEN ROOM

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Seven Fic(s) Sunday

@mellaithwen had a moment of sheer insanity and decided that instead of doing seven sentences from one fic she'd do a sentence (or two) from seven different fics!?

(Amy, blink twice if this is a hostage situation.)

But I'm also unhinged so I thought hey why not, surely I have seven WIPs lying around. And sure enough I do! So here we are:

1) F&F AU:

“How’d you get up here so quickly?” an officer asks him when taking Buck’s statement. “How’d it take you so long to get here?” Buck fires back.

2) The Xedgin Fic That's Giving Me Fits:

“You probably won’t be able to save him,” Holga points out. “You’ll just be killing yourself, too.”

3) The Gang Plays D&D

When Chim shows up with a whole notebook of backstory relevant to the actual world Bobby’s constructed, they all get the very disconcerting sight of Bobby trying not to cry with joy. Athena mutters he hadn’t even looked so happy at their wedding.

4) Platonic Sugar Baby AU:

“Let me get this straight,” Maddie says. “This guy doesn’t treat you like a piece of meat and you’re… unhappy about it?”

5) Star Trek AU:

“Your girlfriend took a job on an archeological dig halfway across the known galaxy,” Hen points out. “Women flee you?” Ensign Panikkar looks both dismayed and weirdly impressed, which is depressing. “Routinely?”

6) Jingle Bells I'm in Hell and Nobody Cares (AKA the Mystery Pairing Fic You All Will Be Subjected To):

Here’s the thing, because—as previously stated—Jamie Winter is not jealous, or envious, or concerned, or anything else in regards to DI Ben Jones. It’s just that while he knows Barnaby might’ve forgotten, Sarah Barnaby is the reigning Midsomer Quiz Night Champion and one hundred percent did not forget, which means this can only be one thing: This is an ambush.

7) It's Only Six Months Until Halloween:

“What do you mean?” Buck asks, picking up the crumpled receipt and handing it back to Eddie. Eddie stares at Buck. In fact, everyone’s kinda staring at Buck.

And yes, Chim is the only one of the D&D group who shows up prepared with a plot-relevant character backstory. Which, as any DM will tell you, is plenty of good reason to burst into tears. XD

[cheesomancer]

🦇 Trick or treat 🦇

OH! Here you go!!

[futturmangamez]

Do you guys think if I put a sheet over my head and went boooooooooooooo, subway would let me eat for free because I'm a ghost??🧐

[lurking-loaf]

hi loaf! trick or treat! ive brought a feathery little friend out to visit! they accept treats and toys!! (and chin skritches ) hope you had a lovely Halloween!

Hello Kiyi! Thanks for sending Dusk over! Love their little dragonfly costume! And of course I’ll give chin skritches!

Fingers crossed this will be suitable, but here is a Moondrop themed tug-of-war rope dog toy! The two of you can get some bonding time together and Dusk gets to burn off some energy and maintain those hunter instincts! Happy Halloween and thanks for stopping by!

[swasdoodles]

New icon for the season. Burrow as the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Presents.

[chewyjellycable]

[Cappu-or-Treat - CW: None]

"Trick-or-treat!" Rang the excited crowd outside of the prosecutor's door.

The sound of cheerful kids and adults out and about nearly made Cappuccino slam his head into the wall next to him. This was one of his only vacation days, yet he was spending it handing out cheap candy to people in shoddy costumes bought at the last minute. Heading to the door of his rental home, he'd grab the bowl he left on a small stand- accidentally knocking over a couple of empty cappuccino cups- and open the door.

Immediately, he was met with shrill cheers from a crowd of kids that made his head hurt worse than staying up this late already did. "Yea, yea- take your candy guys!" Though bitter, he'd still try to at least force a playful form of disdain, even if it was laced with too much of the real thing. "Happy Halloween, guys! Stay out of trouble, or I'll prosecute you personally!" This fact was only half-true. At this point, Cappu feels like he could sue for emotional distress against this entire holiday. Ugh… he does not want to think about all the hoops he'd have to jump through to sue a recognized holiday.

Closing the door behind him, Cappuccino wouldn't even make it halfway across the room before getting another knock at his door. It took nearly all the strength the prosecutor had in him not to just keep walking and ignore the knocking. Though, if he did, there would just be more knocks and more annoyances. And if the parents were stupid enough, Cappu himself would be taken to court for 'unfair treatment' in handing out candy. People these days will cause legal trouble for any reason imaginable. Turning back around and opening the door with a forced smile, the people on the other side of the door would strike fear into Cappuccino. A nearly perfect trio of costumes- a highly customized card set. Queen of hearts, king of clubs, ace of spades…

Langue de Chat… being the Ace with a Jack of Diamonds in their headpiece... with their parents. "Trick-or-treat!" The three of them would chime together. "Oh, right, uh-" Cappuccino reached over and grabbed the bowl he forgot he left back where it usually was. He was absolutely not presentable. Hair greasy and knotted, attire a far cry from what he'd wear in court. Hell, he wasn't even in costume! For someone who didn't really care much about this holiday, being presented like this in front of people so important made him entirely conscious of his lack of Halloween appeal.

And yet here Langue was, probably in a costume made by their family to match the three of them. They probably got to pick the theme and materials and everything… Slept so well at night knowing how well the costume would turn out. They likely even got to pick the best area to go trick-or-treating in, getting as much candy as-… Wait. Cappuccino would wind up staring Langue in the eyes as he handed out candy. "You know this is one of the worst places to go trick-or-treating at, right…? Most people around here can barely pay their rent." Unknowingly, he handed out a second piece to Langue… or was that on purpose?

"I know that! You think I didn't research into what places gave out the most candy before we came out here?" Langue would laugh, embarrassing the prosecutor more than his appearance being seen by their parents did. "I chose to come out here to see you. Once we're done trick-or-treating, I was hoping to spend some time with you…" Even while he looks like this? "I know it's sudden, and I had to beg my parents to let me stay so late, but… it's Halloween! I'm staying up late anyways, so may as well make the most of it, huh?" May as well… ha. This defense attorney doesn't know the meaning of 'staying up late' if they seem so happy about it. Even so, with a wobbly smile, the sleep-deprived mess would wind up agreeing.

"I'll clean my place up for you. I mean, it's-" Cappu glanced between the parents that stood behind Langue- "It's already fairly clean, I just need to put away some documents and do a little dusting! I'll, uh. I'll see you later, right?" "Yes! It should be in… about two hours? Trick-or-treating for this area only lasts three hours." That long? Cappuccino didn't want to deal with kids for two whole hours… But if he was to be rewarded with time with Langue de Chat of all people, how could he refuse a challenge like that? Maybe he'll be able to scrounge together a costume in that amount of time, too. "Oh, right, I also need to give you this." The prosecutor perked up, watching as Langue ever so delicately plucked the jack of diamonds from out of their hair and handed it over to him. "We were planning on having one of my cousins trick-or-treat with us, but they got too busy, so… Tomorrow, if you'd like, you can come with us to the other place we plan on going for candy collection. We'll have your costume set up and everything." "Oh! I- sure!" Cappuccino would flush at the offer, taking the card in hand and failing to hide how flattered he was at the offer. He cleared his throat, trying to keep his cool prosecutor demeanor to prevent himself from looking more like an embarrassment in front of the guardians in front of him. It was already too late, but he could at least try to clean up some of the mess. "We can discuss this more once you're done trick-or-treating. I don't want to hold you guys up for too long."

It was surprisingly easy to get the three to move along with that sentiment. The prosecutor would sigh and turn back, closing the door and looking to the card in his hand. Should he laminate this? This felt much more special than he was making it out to be, but… Having not celebrated Halloween for years, and finally being able to with someone so important to him… No, yeah, this is going in lamination. A little 'thunk' was enough to snap the prosecutor from his thoughts. Another cappuccino cup had fallen from somewhere. It was at this moment that Cappu realized that he REALLY needed to clean the place up. He needed to clean himself up, too. As much of a chore as it would be… this place should at least look livable for visitors. Especially if that visitor is Langue de Chat. Well… Cappuccino took a deep breath, setting the candy bowl down and turning off the porch light. Time to get to a different kind of work.

[punctuation-completionist]

trick or treat < 3

here are some treats for you +-_)#;'&*?/@

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delicious ! a semicolon AND an ampersand? you got some of my favorites!!