#I wanna go home and take a showr

[weeping-vintage-toes]

My hair is greasy, and I want to cry about it ;)

[candiedapplez]

i jus wanna go home and play dooors man

[bugsbunnybisexual]

Only fools fall for you, only fools.

Only fools do what I do, only fools fall.

Random Baffy thoughts

Hi motherfuckers,

I have no idea what's gotten over me today but I cannot, for the life of me, stop thinking about Baffy. So much so that I made this blog on a valuable Friday that I should be using for productivity. Holy shit.

Keep reading if you wanna hear my spiels.

First, some easy-to-digest headcanons:

Bugs is 26, Daffy is 28

Bugs is bisexual biromantic, Daffy is demisexual biromantic

Bugs is Egogender, Daffy is Nonbinary and will describe his gender as "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Bugs Black, Daffy Black-Desi, specifically Bangladeshi

Daffy knows some broken-ass Bengali

Fools by Troye Sivan is a song that Bugs will sometime listen to and contemplate his romantic choices. LMAO but he will never tell Daffy that-

Bugs listens to a lot of Hip-Hop and old-school Rock. Daffy likes classic music because he thinks it makes him smarter. And older Desi music, like old movie ballads

Bugs has OCD. He's experienced depression before but it doesn't really flare up anymore

Daffy has OCD too. Don't @ me, all my faves get OCD okay? Along with that he has generalized anxiety disorder

Bugs likes reading about History & Physics

I like to think they have a sun/moon thing going on with Bugs being the sun and Daffy being the moon. All my ships have this dynamic, I know.

IDK there's more I can't remember right now...

Bugs' Flags:

Daffy's Flags:

Now, my basic idea for them...

If you notice in TLTS, Bugs doesn't HAVE to let Daffy stay with him, but he does. Though Daffy is basically a freeloader, Bugs never complains. To me, I definitely see this as Bugs being interested in Daffy in a more intimate way than one might think. Bugs has the ability to be roommates/housemates with other people who may have a job or whatever but Bugs doesn't particularly care. Moreover, Bugs is shown to be annoyed of others easily while being very patient with Daffy. You see what I'm talking about?

Meanwhile on the other side, yeah I know TLTS is comedy and everything - but - if we suspend the comedy for a second, I would like to imagine that Daffy actually has issues. Now, this has been supported by official/canon media before. Particularly in Back in Action. Daffy is shown in that show acknowledging that he feels people like Bugs a lot, but don't like him.

So, if we suspend the comedy for just a second, and talk about Daffy's issue, for some goddamn reason I LOVE and absolutely LOVE the idea that Daffy has difficulty understanding why Bugs loves him. And he questions it a lot. And gets upset over it. And Bugs can't really explain it, either, other than just saying "I like you for who you are. You may be a pain in the ass sometimes but that doesn't change the fact that I enjoy your company, I enjoy you."

I also like to imagine that their relationship is nowhere near perfect, sort of similarly to TLTS's approach to Bugs & Lola, where they are somewhat aware of the fact that they're a couple but continue to have miscommunications & difficulty. Except with Bugs & Daffy it's a lot louder, with a lot more accusations, but they make up in the end, because they have a mutual understanding that isn't obvious at first sight, but the more you see them interact, the more you realize they understand each other a lot better than it seems on the outside.

And then comes the lovey-dovey stuff.

Oh the lovey-dovey stuff.

I'll be putting them under a read more, it gets intimate.

So, Bugs is clever. He doesn't really exercise his flirting skills with Lola in TLTS, partially because Lola is more interested in him than he is in her. But in the classic Looney Tunes you can see how good he is with flirting with people of all genders and how easily he catches people off-guard with witty flirting. So, I'd like to imagine that doesn't change with TLTS Bugs, either. He just uses this type of flirting on very specific people. And Daffy is definitely, definitely one of them.

Daffy has a big but fragile ego. It's easy to trip him up with the right words & actions. And as I said, Bugs is smart, he knows Daffy very well. He knows exactly what to say to get to Daffy, and he loves using this as an advantage, especially when there's a fight between them.

There is a LOT of Bugs just using Daffy's words right back at him in a flirty way. Lots of shutting Daffy up with a kiss, lots of intimidating leans from Bugs, and a lot of flustered Daffy who doesn't actually know what to do with real affection and love because he barely knows what that is.

Daffy stuttering, having difficulty making eye-contact, being unable to believe what's happening, blushing, and just falling deeper in love every time Bugs flirts with him. And don't get me wrong, Daffy LOVES it, but he doesn't know how to react or just...how to compute. He short-circuits.

And Bugs enjoys that a lot. He loves seeing Daffy all flustered, confused, seeing his ego disappear and only his vulnerable and emotional self being visible, seeing Daffy being unable to stand on his feet flippers because of how nervous he is, refusing to look Bugs in the eyes until Bugs connects their foreheads...it gets Bugs just as flustered as Daffy is. He's just a lot better at controlling his emotions and not wearing his heart on his sleeves during intimate moments.

CW // Suggestive or NSFW

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And of course, this dynamic continues onto bed, as well. Bugs loves showring Daffy with compliments as they fuck, only for Daffy to be completely flustered and unable to compose himself throughout the whole thing. Sometimes, if Daffy has the energy, he will grab Bugs, kiss him and tell him to shut the hell up. Which will usually lead to Bugs giggling and throwing a "fine, sure, we'll play it your way" and finally letting Daffy take the occasional lead.

Their physical intimacy will involve nibbling and hickeys from Bugs' side, tiny little bites hidden all over Daffy's body under his fur. And Bugs thinks Daffy gives the best head. Daffy's beak is sensitive and squishy, and easy to tickle.

NSFW over //

Some random intimate stuff:

Daffy really likes PDA but has difficulty expressing that he'd like to do things like holding hands in public. Luckily, Bugs understands and makes his moves bravely.

As they get older, Daffy humbles up and gets a lot better with his emotions and starts being a helpful househusband - cooking, cleaning, helping with chores and just making their home a nice environment. Bugs really appreciates this. Daffy understands later that he just doesn't like the corporate world, which is why he never liked working jobs.

The wedding is huge because Daffy wants it huge and Bugs actually exercises his popularity and riches for their wedding day. Daffy is genuinely so happy that Bugs feels greatly satisfied about his decisions by the end of the wedding. Also Bugs wears that one tux with a skirt wedding outfit. You know the one. Daffy can't decide between a tux and a wedding dress and flips a coin which lands on wedding dress, LMAO. It's his mom's old dress. Yes it is a Sari, if you thought it was a western wedding gown then the L is on you.

They play a lot of Troye Sivan, BTS, Pink Sweat$ & Kehlani on their wedding. Why? Because I said so, that's why.

...and that's about it!

Yeesh!

GO WATCH THE LOONEYTUNES SHOW. IT'S GAY, I PROMISE YOU.

[theramseyloft]

3/8/21 Loft Notes

Gonna be a day!

Up, meds-ed, feed birds, run inanimates to the post office, take car for oil change.

Satin and Sprinks got their third dose of Avionidazole today.

Two doses to go.

Still no sign of Jojo.

It's just one of those days where "one more little thing..." Keeps piling up to delay shit.

The later I wait to get the oil changed, the longer the line will be.

So the longer the oil change will take.

Got up, got meds, fed and medicated birds... Except Cody fluttered his paper into the water dish again, and is now standing on a sopping wet floor... Once his papers got changed, all the papers needed changing in quarantine, or I will forget.

Some one had a simple question I could answer very quickly.

Which turned into a novella of an infodump, because god help me, I cannot leave out a single detail.

I got out here to feed the flock...  And realized I need to unload the trunk... 200lbs of food, grit, straw, and rat bedding...

Hubby helped so it got done faster.

Poured 50lbs of grit into the container.... Only to realize I forgot to take out the measure...  Which I now can't get to through 50lbs of oystershell in a compact container....

Just...  Kinda want to bang my head on a wall.

Four parcels were supposed to ship out today. One got rescheduled to next week. Cool. Not remotely in my way this week.  The other live parcel may or may not be able to go today? Gotta wait until they can pay me.  Can't ship anything tomorrow, because I leave to get Angel before the post office opens, and will bot get back until after they close.

Life happens. Better the family have the funds.

I can do the inanimates and then get the lives off after I get back from the oil change.

STILL waiting for the other inanimate to be paid for...

The only one of the four I can do if I left right now is Rogues blood sample.

I used up the time to type all this shit out because I am on the edge of shut down. My executive function has fallen the fuck apart, because the list of what to do in what order stacks like a block tower. Start moving shit in the middle with out setting up scaffolding, and the whole goddamn thing falls apart, and I can't fucking move until I manually put it all back.

Now that I have, the noose of time running out holding me under the sword of Dammit-close is noticably tighter.

I don't even have when I'm going to actually clean the lift figured in beyond a nebulous "after all that other shit"

I have to wake up at 6 in the morning at the latest, and have not been able to fall asleep before midnight for weeks.

Got the fucking measure out.

Can move again.

Birds fed.  Feed container needs filled.

Another one more little thing,  The sun feels warm... I don't know when I will be back... Should leave the loft window open.

Patron: "Would having a list of what to do when help you? Or would that overwhelm you more?"

Hubby suggested fridge magnet list, so they could be rearranged manually.

sigh

Lost my shit while showring, because the next "one more thing" was starting the roast. Hubby told me not to worry about it.  

Got to the car with the stuff to mail... Became aware of the giant wet poo stain Cloud left in the middle of my chest by reflection in car window...

Went in to change.  Could not remember having kicked off my flip-flops at the door.  Split second blinding panic at the shoes vanishing like clothing perpetually does in my nightmares.  

Dressed. Shodden.  

Took so long to get ready to get to the post office, that I am now shaky and ill.  New one more thing: stop to get food at grocery store  Then oil change

Maintaining changes to plan here, so I have them on hand and can concentrate on driving with out worry over forgetting siphoning off my attention capacity.

Got to the post office door, realized I left my mask and phone in the car. XD

Inanimates shipped.

Day is running out of surprised, so the stress level is finally easing off.

Gonna grab food and stem the shakes.

Aaaaaand the car overheating ed and died.

Iiin line for the oil change.

Had to be pushed into a parking space.

Hubby is coming and we'll get the car towed and hopefully fixed.

Better here than on the road to atlanta.

Juuust wanna curl up and cry.

This pretty much is the worst case scenario, so, nothing left to even be anxious about.

Tow truck is here.

Safely back home.

Thank you.

Gonna get the pictures that are time sensitive, and then fuck off with my cousins to de-stress.

We think it blew a rod.

The cousins have offered their services so we can still go get Angel tomorrow.

The hubby and I have been saving for a new car, as this one is old enough to drive herself.

So, we won't be stuck for long.

Again, better here than on the way to Atlanta!

Apparently, Danica is not allowed to be tread.

Pippin broke her and Ginger up the first attempt by attacking her face.

The second time he attacked her while treading, she was prepared and Ginger got to finish.