#I used to watch Alias with my mom and it was never not the craziest show ever

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SPOP Alias AU

This is just a full on incoherent ramble about some misc thoughts I had about this so I am putting it under the cut 😅

for the benefit of the youths, Alias was a show about spies! and plot twists! and wigs! and how Jennifer Garner looks good in literally any outfit you put her in (seriously, just google Sydney Bristow disguises)

(so this is not a 1:1 AU but general spoilers for the TV show Alias to follow)

Adora is Sidney basically and working for what she thinks is the CIA doing nerd stuff at a desk job. And then her finance, Catra, is murdered!

And she's still mourning but Light Hope sends her on an undercover mission to do sexy spy work in Outfits! and Wigs! and while on a mission could swear she sees… Catra, whaaa?

So she's like WHAT is happening and goes back to Light Hope who is cryptic and says if she wants answers she has to join the CIA. And Adora is basically like, "…do i not already work for the CIA?" and finds out, in fact, she does not and her entire team (which is basically all the Horde characters) are actually working for SD6, an evil organization pretending to be the CIA. The real CIA (the princess alliance) wants her to go undercover and help take SD6 down from the inside. And she agrees because she wants to find out what happened to Catra. (And I know you're thinking why not make Catra Vaughn aka her handler but it's more fun if Catradora are both kinda on opposite sides for a while so her handler can be Mara and Adora is never really sure how much to trust her bc her girlfriend Light Hope is also a double agent working for SD6 and whose side are any of them really on?).

Light Hope and Mara kinda share the role of morally ambiguous Jack Bristow/mentor figure and Shadow Weaver is Sloan.

Anyway, meanwhile, Bow is Adora's innocent civilian roommate / best friend who has no idea that any of this spy nonsense is going on (so, he's Will aka Bradly Cooper before he was cool) but has been very earnestly trying to investigate Catra's "death" because something doesn't add up. He accidentally uncovers too much though and Light Hope thinks that he is a weak spot that SD6 could use to keep to Adora in line (bc Adora is starting to doubt their mission, the same reason that Catra had to fake her death). So Light Hope sends one of their best agents (Glimmer because I am who I am) to spy on and eventually eliminate Bow.

Meanwhile, Catra is basically a combo of Irina and Nadia (obviously not actually related to Adora) but where it's unclear which side she is on or how much influence SW as Sloane has on her but she ultimately prove to be on the side of good after lots of homoerotic fighting in Wigs! and Outfits!

So, in the show, (big spoilers for Alias) Adora's two best IRL non-CIA friends are Will and Francie and eventually Will and Francie start dating... but it turns out that the real Francie was murdered and someone else stole her face and is posing as Francie to spy on Will and manipulate him. (Alias is WILD, man) And Will eventually finds out and has to murder this person who l looks like his best friend that he loves in self defense. So! Clearly we are not doing that!

Instead, we are going to steal some of the vibes and have Glimmer (who Bow has no preexisting relationship to) sent in as an agent whose job is to seduce him and get close to him and pretend to be his girlfriend to keep an eye on Adora (bc Light Hope doubts her loyalty knowing she's trying to find Catra). And Glimmer starts to become torn about her mission as she starts to genuinely like Adora and feel bad about betraying her and to actually fall for Bow for real. So when she gets the order down to kill Bow, she can't do it and flees. Her only ally is the disgraced Shadow Weaver, who fled when SD6 fell apart and is perfectly happy to manipulate Glimmer in her darkest hour.

She teams up with Catra who recognizes she's not a bad person and then two of them take down SW and get back into the CIA's good graces.

Meanwhile, Adora puts Bow into the witness protection program which protects him because everyone wants to kill him now, but also means he has to cut all ties with his family. So he HATES Glimmer for all those months of lying to/using him and ruining his life. He starts to work for the CIA as well because what else is he going to do after all that? and Glimmer is working there too after it's revealed she ultimately protected Bow and Adora and her and Catra took out SW so she comes to work there and ✨ tension✨. Because he's really mad at her and doesn't trust her at all but they have to work together and have been fake dating for a year and how much of those feelings were real and something something eventually they start to become actual friends for real this time and decide to try dating for real and they kind of pretend they just met and try to keep it all sweet like a real first date except they have too much history and end up fast burning.

And while Glimbow are being a disaster Catra and Adora are trying to rebuild what they had but the whole war between the factions have made them very different people and they need to figure out how to get back to each other while stopping SW who is back from the dead and looking for magic First Ones artifacts that lead to immortality / the end of the entire world.

Standard stuff, really.

[damiansgoodgirll]

this is very sweet 💖 let’s go

name ( real or alias) - call me charlie if u want or just “k” i don’t mind!

age - i just turned 21

country you live in - the land of pizza and pasta, italy🇮🇹

fandoms - too many to count! let’s say my faves, wwe but wrestling in general, football (italian football, the thing americans call soccer lol), i’m a juventus fan! marvel and supernatural are my things too! harry potter and just a bunch of other movies and shows!

why are you on tumblr - i started with just reading stories but i couldn’t find them on the people i wanted so i started writing them myself

favorite thing about yourself - if we’re talking physically, i love my hair and the small dimples i have on my face lol , i also like my strong personality, the way i never let anybody step on me, i’m a leo ♌️ btw

something you think you are known for - i don’t know, my friends always tell me i have the craziest reactions everytime something happens so i think that

who are you in the friend group - i’m between the mom of the group, the party planner, the vacation planner and the one who wants to be taken care of lol i’m a mess

who do you love the most - my mom and my dog, that’s it

what brought you to tumblr in the first place - fanfics!!!!!!

is there something you regret doing - a few things that i can’t say on here

top five songs -

1. the whole renaissance album lol

2. froot by marina

3. all of marina discography

4. all of lana del rey discography

5. paint the town red - doja cat

if you could go anywhere where would you go - right now, probably the north pole because i can’t handle this hot weather any longer but my dream is to visit middle east, japan and the us

what is your hobby - i love reading and writing, a lot and cooking!

any tv show you are watching - i’m making my mom watching supernatural as she never saw it before so i’m watching it again with her

what movie did you last watch - oppenheimer lol

last thing you read - it was the newspaper

last text message you got - “se non sono povera vengo con te” lol, my best friend

last text message you sent - ��🥹🥹🥹

any pets - a dog, my baby zeus, i love dogs so much

I love my moots but I’m always scared of being annoying so I don’t interact as much as I want to. Feel free to answer and then tag someone you want to get to know. I’m doing this because I want y’all to know I see you and love you but I also want to get to know you!! But if you are like nah girl I don’t want to interact with you please ignore ☺️

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