#I think the most heinous figure (for me) was 190k about the cop from shameless

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

My long distance bestie face timed me last night with her new man (who notably was tripping on shrooms) and we did what we normally do which is talk about The Characters. At one point I kind of forgot her man was there and showed off my White Man Wrapped 2023 spreadsheet and started going over it. Anyway this dude who was high as god on shrooms is listening to this and definitely asked me a few times if I was autistic which no I just like data however what ended up throwing him off the most was finding out that over the year I’d written a grand total of about 460k words of fanfic this year. To me I was like I mean yeah sometimes u just gotta u know? But then he went and googled how many words are in the fucking bible and dragged me through the fucking coals. Anyway did you guys know there’s only like 770k words in the bible?