#I think he’d make a very convincing heathcliff personally

[fridaywormteeth]

they should have cast my cat to play heathcliff

[br4inr0tx]

ah shit..here we go again. Another matchup for @hannibalwritesstuff !

tw - toxic relationships, murder, forced affection, implied parental neglect, kidnapping, and torture

Your Mandela Catalogue matchup is… CESAR TORRES !!

• I’m down bad for alternate Cesar. He’s so silly.

• However, this is about you. Any sort of relationship with an alternate is very rocky and unstable, so be sure to walk carefully on that thin ice.

• He enjoys any sense of confidence from you. He can’t wait to watch you crumble the more he tortures you in your own house.

• As an alternate, he doesn’t talk that often. If he does it’s short responses, like reading lines from a script. The voice comes out is either the original Cesar’s voice, or yours mimicked perfectly.

• Alternates as very unpredictable as I previously mentioned, so it’s hard to say the things he may or may not do to you. There will never be a moment where it’s sunshine and rainbows I fear, as the fear of death always lingers near.

• Most likely, he’ll be your weird roommate, most likely seeking shelter in your home for a while. At first, he was thinking on killing you off immediately, but you seemed to intrigue him enough for him to keep you around as a human pet. Most likely from your charm and uniqueness.

• You are not safe with him at any moment. He could keep you around for a week, or as long as a year. Be prepared to live the rest of your life in fear.

• You’re so shy sometimes.. you wouldn’t dare tell any of your family that he’s an alternate, right?

• Don’t get snappy with him either, because he can always shut you up for good. It’s best to take the backseat, and let him call the shots for you.

• Eventually if you manage to entertain him for a while, he’ll allow you to get your fix and cuddle him. Look! It’s like he’s your real boyfriend!

• He spends a lot of time with you too, since going outside could risk him getting caught. Then again, he’s already in your house. No one is coming for you even if you cry for help.

• Thus, all dates are at home. Perhaps on a rare occasion he’ll follow you out in public under another disguise, but it’s hard to tell.

• He only watches you do your hobbies. I don’t think he’ll ever want to do them with you. As an alternate with no convincing of any kind needed anymore, he just observes..

• Now, you might be asking, this is a horrible match! Why would you match me with someone whom I’ll barely get along with?

• Well, that’s the thing. None of the alternates have the capability to love, honestly. They can always pretend when they are playing as a human, which Alt!Cesar will do sometimes, but since you wanted an alternate I hate to break it to you, theres not much around it pooks.

• However, a runners up for you would be Mark Heathcliff and Thatcher Davis!

Your Platonic! Southpark matchup is… KENNY MCCORMICK !!

• Kenny would be best for you! You’re both excitable goofballs, and I think because of that the two of you would click right away.

• You’re a very charming person, and as soon as he met you in school, his eyes were attached on you immediately. You’ve got that aura that draws people in, and I feel like Kenny is one to sense that vibe from anyone.

• Kenny is a true ambivert, maybe leaning on introvert. He mainly gets shy around new people, though once he digs them it’s smooth sailing from there. He likes that fact you’re so social, as it made him connect with you easily.

• He’s very playful, and loves to hang out and do stuff. He’s not one to sit around and do nothing, he’d rather be out and about. That being said he loves to go out with you and go on adventures.

• Knowing Kenny, he’s extremely crude and out of pocket. You make each other laugh all the time. Just make sure Kenny doesn’t die from it.

• Speaking of which, you would know if his constant loop of dying and coming back to life. I’d imagine it’s traumatic for the both of you, but I guess it just pushes you to live your life to the fullest. You often help each other in that regard.

• He’s really chill about it though most of the time, and hopes that after awhile of knowing you won’t freak out as often about him dying so often.

• Kenny is some what of a people pleaser and peace keeper, so if you have any drama you’re involved in he’s quick to help you resolve it.

• He may call you emo sometimes, but there’s no ill intent with it, it’s all jokes. He digs it, and he’s not one to really judge given his situation. I see Kenny as a grunge/indie kid, with a sprinkle of emo in there. (Here’s a playlist for him I made awhile back based on another Tumblr users headcanons on his music. I agree with it so hopefully you do too!)

• Bro has literally been to hell. He’s in no way scared of you. Not to mention, you see the shit that goes on in Southpark? There’s lots more to be scared of than the way someone dresses.

• He gets hurt all the time and lives in a dysfunctional family, so having a time where you father him might actually make him cry tears of joy.

• He definitely has ADHD, so even if he doesn’t completely understand what you go through on a daily basis, he can definitely sympathize with you through your tougher times in mental health.

• Please put makeup on him! He loves feeling girly pop!

• Kenny is a physical person in my opinion. It doesn’t even need to be on a relationship front either. He likes giving homie cuddles when you need it. Though he’s a gentleman, he won’t touch you if you don’t want it.

• He’s very open, and usually finds fun out of anything happening. He just wants something to do, so anything you want to do won’t bother him in the slightest. He’s very adaptable.

• Though he does favor arcades and malls, their his favorites!

• he’s kinda poor so um..please pay for him, he’s not picky and doesn’t ask for anything tho cause he feels bad - He’s not um..on the rich side so..please pay for him. He’s not picky and will never ask for anything though, so I guess it’s mostly at your discretion.

• He loves gaming, and is into different sports. I believe he’s into art too, even his he’s not the greatest at it. He’s got the spirit though!

• Likes to play video games with you! You’re less annoying than Cartman can be at the very least, so it’s more than he could ask for. He’s into all genres, but I think RPGs his favorite.

• He likes to watch movies and YouTube with you too on more chill days. He wants to try one of those challenges with you though, like the Ice bucket or Cinnamon challenge.

• He also digs anime. His favorites are probably mainstream ones like one piece or dragon ball, but don’t worry cause he’s open to watching more. (He’d love the Ghost Stories Dub.)

• He loves dancing. He isn’t necessarily good, but he has the spirit. He just likes to groove, y’know?

• Other close friends of yours would be Clyde and Craig! Tweek too, depending on how scared he is of you on that day.

• You’re a great friend for Kenny, and he’s glad to have you apart of his circle.

Your Price of Flesh matchup is… DEREK GOFFARD !!

• You really can’t get enough of him, can you?

• Well, seeing as we’ve done this before, I’ll just give you a few more headcanons to tease around your mind.

• He loves seeing the way you run back to him every time like an obedient little pet. Sure the torture sessions are terrible, but the sweet aftercare of cuddles, aggressive kisses, and watching whatever show you want for the evening makes it all worth it.

• I mentioned before how intuitive he is. He picks up on things you do and don’t like very easily, and just as easily bullies you on it.

• When he’s pissed off though, there’s no point in trying to cheer him up. He’s very dismissive, and he’ll end up taking it out on you tenfold. Most of the time there’s a chance you could actually die during these outbursts, so it’s all up to fate at that point.

• All those days back at the auction, he could see that spark in you. That charm and liveliness. He knew from that day forward he wanted to take you away and break all your spirit..and show you what true suffering is.

• It’s such a shame you fell into this psychopaths hands, cause he’s not ever going to let you go.

[smokeybrandcompositions]

Takedown

With the news that Matt Lauer was fired from his job this morning over sexual misconduct, I wanted to take the time to address what’s going on with all of these accusations being thrown around. To be clear, I support all of these people coming forward disclosing their very real, very damaging, experiences about the seedy under belly of Hollywood. Even if the assaults occurred 70 years ago, the trauma that person carries is still relevant and they still deserve to be heard, even if the legal statute has long been expired. That’s why when R. Kelly was accused of pissing on that little girl, I stopped supporting his music. Kells has always been into young girls. Always. He married Aaliyah when she was 16 or some sh*t and he has a goddamn ego the size of Texas so why is it so farfetched to believe he’d record himself pissing on a little girl? That sh*t is power, not affection. He peed on that girl because the rush of being able to do it, turned him on. The power he had over that girl is what aroused him, not the act. That sh*t is f*cked up. Forget the fact that he had hard drives upon hard drive upon hard drives loaded with child pornography. No, R. Kelly was tried and acquitted because public opinion dictated he was “too good” to be a scumbag. Fast forward to present and he apparently keeps sex slaves now. Like, that kind of behavior is a direct escalation of him getting away with pissing on that teenager all those years ago.

Then there’s Bill Cosby. This Jell-O pudding pot, church sweater wearin’ ass, Heathcliff Huxtable scumbag has been drugging and raping women for almost a half century. He’d hit them with the ‘Ludes and these women would wake up with Cosby literally on top of them, inside of them. My dude, that’s the textbook definition of date rape. Seriously, Cosby would roofie chicks and then just carry on like nothing happened. For decades. Decades. Because he was Bill Cosby. Because he had that power behind his name. It took Hannibal Burress telling a joke in passing about this to even be a thing. Eventually, one by one, these women came forward, most for a second of third time. See, these victims weren‘t silent, they were silenced. Being Bill Cosby has a certain way about it that keep the people you victimized, often people looking to gain fame and recognition in an industry that you dominate, quiet. But, because of Hannibal, women found their voice to speak up. And it was  LOT of women. Cosby has been accused by 57 women since the 60s, I think, of rape. 57. That’s almost a yearly assault. Look, I get it. Maybe not all of these women have a case. Maybe all of them., But those numbers are WAY too high for there not to be an issue. I subscribe to the principal of where there’s smoke, there’s fire and that right there is the most smoke ever. Mathematically, he had to have assaulted at least handful of these women and even one is unforgivable. And we have that admission from Cosby, himself. In a sealed deposition (which was unsealed for his retrial a couple of months back) Cosby out right admits he drugged and raped a woman. He did that. But because the case was settled, one of the stipulations was that she never speak out and this admission doesn’t go public. But it did. So how is Cosby still a free man? He’s an admitted rapist and, very likely, as serial one, too. How does a predator like that not rot in a cell? Because he’s Bill Cosby. This is a man that had aspirations of buying NBC or whatever before all of this happened. When you got clout like that, you get o do what you want apparently. When you’ve done what Cosby’s done, you get a pass because of how much you’ve enriched the community. Hypo shouldn’t but apparently, in the eye of the public, you do.

How about the mother of all PR nightmares, Harvey Weinestein. This is a guy that not only raped a tone of women by using his clout as a producing wunderkind in Hollywood, but would get into physical altercations with cats who disagreed with him. He as a f*cking abusive psychopath and everyone knew it! Tina Faye wrote jokes about it into 30 Rock! Seth McFarlane went in on the dude during his stint as Oscar host! There were all sorts of NDAs signed and payouts dropped. And not just for his brazenly rampant sexual assaults but for just general emotional, physical, and mental abuse. Cats in -house at Miramax and The Weinstein Company have had to deal with his violent outbursts and disrespect for years. Even his own goddamn brother has a story about Harvey literally beating him into submission! This asshole would never have been allowed to continue what has become a 4 decade crusade of just plain predatory behavior. Dude’s thrall of abuse is so grand, it’s capturing and sinking other star’s careers. Glazing over the fact that the Weinstein Company, itself, is in a bad way because of all of this sh*t, Ben Affleck had to do damage control because, as people looked into Harvey, he started to look not so dope. Matt Damon, too, had to come out and distance himself from some inappropriate behavior. F*cking Quentin Tarantino admitted he knew the rumors, heard the stories, but never witnessed the actions first hand so he let it slide. Cat enabled Weinstein to continue his rampage by staying silent. What does Harvey do? Hire a PR company to clean house. Never mind the fact that he’s raped a bunch of women for decades. Never mind the fact that he’s a documented abusive boss. Never mind the fact that he’s a very real monster who abused the sh*t out of his position, unapologetically. Never mind all of that .Instead, he just goes intro rehab and vows to take down Trump or some sh*t. Really? You’re a serial predator, dude, you don’t get a pass just because you sought “help” in Arizona. Help you never really accepted. Help you bailed on in a week. Help you ultimately don’t believe you need. And that’s the rub; Harvey Weinstein doesn’t believe he’s done anything wrong. He thinks the movie industry needs him. He thinks because his company has all of these accolades, and awards, and classic films, that he’s had a hand in so many Oscars and can make or break a career, that he deserves all of the things. He believes because he IS Harvey Weinstein, that he’s ENTITLED to do these horrific thing that he’s been exposed doing. To him, this is how you do business. To him, the fact that he can make your career is more than enough compensation for you to drop your panties and bend over. But it’s not. It never is. And a decent f*cking human being would understand that. But Harvey Weinstein is NOT a decent f*cking human being. He’s a goddamn predator scumbag that deserves to be castrated. Fuck your contribution to the history of Hollywood. You’re entire legacy now is the fact that you had to rape women because none of them wanted to be with you.

The list goes on and on. I mean Roman Polanski anally raped a 13 year old back in the 70s,admitted to doing it, and then fled the country because he didn’t like how harsh his punishment was. That mother*cker has been a fugitive for decades but he still gets to make movies. He still gets American releases. Asshole has even won an Oscar, as a pedophile fugitive. When Cory Haim was 13. he was raped by Charlie Sheen. He was quoted as saying that Charlie convinced him that this was an open secret in Hollywood, that someone has done it to Charlie when he was young. This was just the way of the business. Haim being 13, didn’t understand and took Charlies illegal, disgusting, and lascivious behavior as true affection and fell in love with him. He said they had one more sexual encounter when he was 16 and Charlie cut him off after that. It was then he understood Charlie Sheen cared. Even though Haim , himself, was in love with Charlie Sheen, he understood Charlie would never reciprocate those feelings. Charlie, of course, denies all of this and so does Haim’s mother but she does seem to take issue with Michael Jackson a little bit. And that in itself is a whole bag of worms. That cat had an entire secret room devoted to child pornography and bondage equipment built into Neverland Ranch. That’s a thing. He openly admits to getting the kids he hung out with drunk on wine he had in soda cans. He called it his “Jesus Juice”. Michael Jackson was a predator .He assaulted and molested children, I believe that in my heart of hearts. But no one talks about it. Or, at least, no one seriously talks about it because, 1. He dead and 2. He’s Michael Jackson. This man made Thriller. Surely his contribution to the arts is enough to looks passed the fact he sexually victimized untold amounts of children in his lifetime. Then there’s Louis C.K. and his disgusting masturbation in front of women or Bryan Singer’s world famous twink parties where he more or less seduces young boys with a very particular body type in to sex (seriously, you should hear the story behind how that Sheridan kid got the role for Young Cyclops in Apocalypse. It’s ridiculous) with him in order to be in one of his films or the fact that Donald Trump went to trial a month before his inauguration for kidnapping and raping a 14 year old girl along side a known, convicted, pedophile who went the jail fir the exact same thing. How about those three times James Van Der Beek was molested or that agent that walked up to Terry Crews and literally fondled his dick in front of his wife with no fear of reprisal or the way Ben Affleck treated Hilary Burton, on camera, when she worked for MTV or how Kevin Spacey attempted to rape a 14 year old boy in the late 80s, only to have him come out of the closet while dismissing and distracting from his victim’s very real claims or that whole disgusting and very sad situation Brett Ratner has gotten into. I mean sad, as in the actions he’s taken during the accusations are just real sad, not that I have sympathy for his sudden notoriety. Dry humping chicks until climax is just the saddest thing I have ever heard, man. All of the kink shame. All of it. Oh, also, Russell Simmons apparently raped a girl while Ratner watched. The f*ck, man?? These things don’t exist in a vacuum and are inexcusable. Cats in positions of power have been doing this type of sh*t for as long as someone was in charge of someone else and it’s disgusting. You can’t reduce people to things and treat them however you want. That’s common decency and, for far too long, cats have gotten away with it because the weight of their “art” as it is, outweighs people’s lives. How f*cked up is that logic??

Look, I adore Pulp Fiction. Inglourious Basterds is one of my all-time favorite film. Hans Landa, and Christoph Waltz’s performance therein, is one of the best I have ever had the pleasure to witness. Tarantino put his foot in that flick. Doesn’t mean Weinisten gets a pass for brutalizing women because he funded that flick. He doesn’t get a pass because he’s more or less supported Tarantino’s genius every step of his career. I love the fact that Bill Cosby had the wherewithal to use his clout and bring a black family to television that didn’t live in the projects or a junk yard or some other inner city cliché. I love the fact that Fat Albert is a thing and that Jell-O pudding pops are delicious. But that doesn’t mean he gets a pass for raping 57 women. Yo, 12 Play is a classic album and will go down in history as a true classic but that doesn’t mean R. Kelly gets to skirt the fact that he’s a pedophile and rapist. Just because you make, or had a hand in making, dope sh*t, doesn’t ,mean you get to do whatever you want, to whoever you want. Your legacy isn’t going to be all of those Grammys or Oscars. It’s not going to be all of those SAG awards or Platinum albums. Your legacy is going to be one of violence, cruelty, and exploitation. You are a criminal and rapist. It doesn’t matter how much you’ve contributed to the culture. You don’t get a pass for your atrocious behavior just because you made dope sh*t. You are a scumbag and you deserve everything coming to you, be it career ruin or legitimate prison time. F*ck who you think you are or what you deserve. You’re less than the dirt on the bottom of my shoe and I hope you rot away in your alienation and/or time served.

[smokeybrand]

Takedown

With the news that Matt Lauer was fired from his job this morning over sexual misconduct, I wanted to take the time to address what’s going on with all of these accusations being thrown around. To be clear, I support all of these people coming forward disclosing their very real, very damaging, experiences about the seedy under belly of Hollywood. Even if the assaults occurred 70 years ago, the trauma that person carries is still relevant and they still deserve to be heard, even if the legal statute has long been expired. That’s why when R. Kelly was accused of pissing on that little girl, I stopped supporting his music. Kells has always been into young girls. Always. He married Aaliyah when she was 16 or some sh*t and he has a goddamn ego the size of Texas so why is it so farfetched to believe he’d record himself pissing on a little girl? That sh*t is power, not affection. He peed on that girl because the rush of being able to do it, turned him on. The power he had over that girl is what aroused him, not the act. That sh*t is f*cked up. Forget the fact that he had hard drives upon hard drive upon hard drives loaded with child pornography. No, R. Kelly was tried and acquitted because public opinion dictated he was “too good” to be a scumbag. Fast forward to present and he apparently keeps sex slaves now. Like, that kind of behavior is a direct escalation of him getting away with pissing on that teenager all those years ago.

Then there’s Bill Cosby. This Jell-O pudding pot, church sweater wearin’ ass, Heathcliff Huxtable scumbag has been drugging and raping women for almost a half century. He’d hit them with the ‘Ludes and these women would wake up with Cosby literally on top of them, inside of them. My dude, that’s the textbook definition of date rape. Seriously, Cosby would roofie chicks and then just carry on like nothing happened. For decades. Decades. Because he was Bill Cosby. Because he had that power behind his name. It took Hannibal Burress telling a joke in passing about this to even be a thing. Eventually, one by one, these women came forward, most for a second of third time. See, these victims weren‘t silent, they were silenced. Being Bill Cosby has a certain way about it that keep the people you victimized, often people looking to gain fame and recognition in an industry that you dominate, quiet. But, because of Hannibal, women found their voice to speak up. And it was  LOT of women. Cosby has been accused by 57 women since the 60s, I think, of rape. 57. That’s almost a yearly assault. Look, I get it. Maybe not all of these women have a case. Maybe all of them., But those numbers are WAY too high for there not to be an issue. I subscribe to the principal of where there’s smoke, there’s fire and that right there is the most smoke ever. Mathematically, he had to have assaulted at least handful of these women and even one is unforgivable. And we have that admission from Cosby, himself. In a sealed deposition (which was unsealed for his retrial a couple of months back) Cosby out right admits he drugged and raped a woman. He did that. But because the case was settled, one of the stipulations was that she never speak out and this admission doesn’t go public. But it did. So how is Cosby still a free man? He’s an admitted rapist and, very likely, as serial one, too. How does a predator like that not rot in a cell? Because he’s Bill Cosby. This is a man that had aspirations of buying NBC or whatever before all of this happened. When you got clout like that, you get o do what you want apparently. When you’ve done what Cosby’s done, you get a pass because of how much you’ve enriched the community. Hypo shouldn’t but apparently, in the eye of the public, you do.

How about the mother of all PR nightmares, Harvey Weinestein. This is a guy that not only raped a tone of women by using his clout as a producing wunderkind in Hollywood, but would get into physical altercations with cats who disagreed with him. He as a f*cking abusive psychopath and everyone knew it! Tina Faye wrote jokes about it into 30 Rock! Seth McFarlane went in on the dude during his stint as Oscar host! There were all sorts of NDAs signed and payouts dropped. And not just for his brazenly rampant sexual assaults but for just general emotional, physical, and mental abuse. Cats in -house at Miramax and The Weinstein Company have had to deal with his violent outbursts and disrespect for years. Even his own goddamn brother has a story about Harvey literally beating him into submission! This asshole would never have been allowed to continue what has become a 4 decade crusade of just plain predatory behavior. Dude’s thrall of abuse is so grand, it’s capturing and sinking other star’s careers. Glazing over the fact that the Weinstein Company, itself, is in a bad way because of all of this sh*t, Ben Affleck had to do damage control because, as people looked into Harvey, he started to look not so dope. Matt Damon, too, had to come out and distance himself from some inappropriate behavior. F*cking Quentin Tarantino admitted he knew the rumors, heard the stories, but never witnessed the actions first hand so he let it slide. Cat enabled Weinstein to continue his rampage by staying silent. What does Harvey do? Hire a PR company to clean house. Never mind the fact that he’s raped a bunch of women for decades. Never mind the fact that he’s a documented abusive boss. Never mind the fact that he’s a very real monster who abused the sh*t out of his position, unapologetically. Never mind all of that .Instead, he just goes intro rehab and vows to take down Trump or some sh*t. Really? You’re a serial predator, dude, you don’t get a pass just because you sought “help” in Arizona. Help you never really accepted. Help you bailed on in a week. Help you ultimately don’t believe you need. And that’s the rub; Harvey Weinstein doesn’t believe he’s done anything wrong. He thinks the movie industry needs him. He thinks because his company has all of these accolades, and awards, and classic films, that he’s had a hand in so many Oscars and can make or break a career, that he deserves all of the things. He believes because he IS Harvey Weinstein, that he’s ENTITLED to do these horrific thing that he’s been exposed doing. To him, this is how you do business. To him, the fact that he can make your career is more than enough compensation for you to drop your panties and bend over. But it’s not. It never is. And a decent f*cking human being would understand that. But Harvey Weinstein is NOT a decent f*cking human being. He’s a goddamn predator scumbag that deserves to be castrated. Fuck your contribution to the history of Hollywood. You’re entire legacy now is the fact that you had to rape women because none of them wanted to be with you.

The list goes on and on. I mean Roman Polanski anally raped a 13 year old back in the 70s,admitted to doing it, and then fled the country because he didn’t like how harsh his punishment was. That mother*cker has been a fugitive for decades but he still gets to make movies. He still gets American releases. Asshole has even won an Oscar, as a pedophile fugitive. When Cory Haim was 13. he was raped by Charlie Sheen. He was quoted as saying that Charlie convinced him that this was an open secret in Hollywood, that someone has done it to Charlie when he was young. This was just the way of the business. Haim being 13, didn’t understand and took Charlies illegal, disgusting, and lascivious behavior as true affection and fell in love with him. He said they had one more sexual encounter when he was 16 and Charlie cut him off after that. It was then he understood Charlie Sheen cared. Even though Haim , himself, was in love with Charlie Sheen, he understood Charlie would never reciprocate those feelings. Charlie, of course, denies all of this and so does Haim’s mother but she does seem to take issue with Michael Jackson a little bit. And that in itself is a whole bag of worms. That cat had an entire secret room devoted to child pornography and bondage equipment built into Neverland Ranch. That’s a thing. He openly admits to getting the kids he hung out with drunk on wine he had in soda cans. He called it his “Jesus Juice”. Michael Jackson was a predator .He assaulted and molested children, I believe that in my heart of hearts. But no one talks about it. Or, at least, no one seriously talks about it because, 1. He dead and 2. He’s Michael Jackson. This man made Thriller. Surely his contribution to the arts is enough to looks passed the fact he sexually victimized untold amounts of children in his lifetime. Then there’s Louis C.K. and his disgusting masturbation in front of women or Bryan Singer’s world famous twink parties where he more or less seduces young boys with a very particular body type in to sex (seriously, you should hear the story behind how that Sheridan kid got the role for Young Cyclops in Apocalypse. It’s ridiculous) with him in order to be in one of his films or the fact that Donald Trump went to trial a month before his inauguration for kidnapping and raping a 14 year old girl along side a known, convicted, pedophile who went the jail fir the exact same thing. How about those three times James Van Der Beek was molested or that agent that walked up to Terry Crews and literally fondled his dick in front of his wife with no fear of reprisal or the way Ben Affleck treated Hilary Burton, on camera, when she worked for MTV or how Kevin Spacey attempted to rape a 14 year old boy in the late 80s, only to have him come out of the closet while dismissing and distracting from his victim’s very real claims or that whole disgusting and very sad situation Brett Ratner has gotten into. I mean sad, as in the actions he’s taken during the accusations are just real sad, not that I have sympathy for his sudden notoriety. Dry humping chicks until climax is just the saddest thing I have ever heard, man. All of the kink shame. All of it. Oh, also, Russell Simmons apparently raped a girl while Ratner watched. The f*ck, man?? These things don’t exist in a vacuum and are inexcusable. Cats in positions of power have been doing this type of sh*t for as long as someone was in charge of someone else and it’s disgusting. You can’t reduce people to things and treat them however you want. That’s common decency and, for far too long, cats have gotten away with it because the weight of their “art” as it is, outweighs people’s lives. How f*cked up is that logic??

Look, I adore Pulp Fiction. Inglourious Basterds is one of my all-time favorite film. Hans Landa, and Christoph Waltz’s performance therein, is one of the best I have ever had the pleasure to witness. Tarantino put his foot in that flick. Doesn’t mean Weinisten gets a pass for brutalizing women because he funded that flick. He doesn’t get a pass because he’s more or less supported Tarantino’s genius every step of his career. I love the fact that Bill Cosby had the wherewithal to use his clout and bring a black family to television that didn’t live in the projects or a junk yard or some other inner city cliché. I love the fact that Fat Albert is a thing and that Jell-O pudding pops are delicious. But that doesn’t mean he gets a pass for raping 57 women. Yo, 12 Play is a classic album and will go down in history as a true classic but that doesn’t mean R. Kelly gets to skirt the fact that he’s a pedophile and rapist. Just because you make, or had a hand in making, dope sh*t, doesn’t ,mean you get to do whatever you want, to whoever you want. Your legacy isn’t going to be all of those Grammys or Oscars. It’s not going to be all of those SAG awards or Platinum albums. Your legacy is going to be one of violence, cruelty, and exploitation. You are a criminal and rapist. It doesn’t matter how much you’ve contributed to the culture. You don’t get a pass for your atrocious behavior just because you made dope sh*t. You are a scumbag and you deserve everything coming to you, be it career ruin or legitimate prison time. F*ck who you think you are or what you deserve. You’re less than the dirt on the bottom of my shoe and I hope you rot away in your alienation and/or time served.