#I think he’d like it actually
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
#billionaire#rich people#Elon would just be insufferable#just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever#I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with#still evil#but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore#bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with#again. still super evil#but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death
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now jon gets to be evil too >:3
edit: some minor colour adjustments and stuff :P
#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#do I think they would actually dress like this if they were evil?#not even a little bit#pretty sure evil Jon would be more… mangy rabid street cat#evil martin would look and act exactly the same as canon martin#but then he’d like.. kill you grandmother or something#manipulate you into killing your grandma?#idk point is he’d be scary because you’d never suspect him#until it was too late…#my art
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Fastest Wei Wuxian for his BIRTHDAYYYYYY
#this to I Know the End by Phoebe Bridgers#i actually wanna do a lil animatic that song sigh#i love Wei Wuxian so much#because whenever there was like an active flashback in MDZS he’d be like: damn what does this yiling laozu BITCH got up his ass????#as if he wasn’t like. going thru all the horrors ever#he’s so insane I think he should be studied under a microscope#anyway now I must go back to comm and uni hell#mxtx#art#mo dao zu shi#mdzs fanart#wei wuxian#wei ying#yiling laozu#yiling patriarch#魔道祖师#夷陵老祖#魏无羡#忘羡
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despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,
theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.
#dungeon meshi#chilaios#OK SORRY. THE DEMONS. I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO LIKE THIS PAIRING. I DIDNT. BUT. HHH. FHFHJFJV. I FEEL CRAZY. LET ME EXPLAIN.#Pre canon it seems Laios is the person Chilchuck is really the closest to#He gets along with Namari and they are probably way better as buddies than he and Laios but#He and Laios seem *closer*#If that makes sense#Laios calls him his first name enough and without any issue or hesitation from Chilchuck#That I sort of inagine its not like. A misunderstanding. Laios is on a first name basis with him for a reason.#He also worries probably more than anyone about Laios#And his biggest criticism of him is that hes “reckless”#he’s comfortable around Laios in a very specific way and so is Laios around him#and in the series he shows many times that he’ll risk his life to protect Laios#Like staying with him to confront the elves because he was worried Laios would say something stupid#Hes the first one to run up to him when Falin punches him#I mean I think he was also going back for Falin like its not like I think he doesn’t care about her or anything#He clearly does#But I don’t know if he’d have gone back if Laios hadn’t#And if Laios had been eaten I think he wouldn’t have even had to be convinced by Falin#I also think Marcille would’ve gone back for him but probably more bc Falin was going back#Like sort of a reversed thing#AGAIN not that I don’t think she cared about Laios at the beginning either#But she before the story she was mostly Falin’s friend who knew Laios through Falin#She only really got to know him when Falin got eaten and they had to do a team building exercise#Though now I sort of want to see an actually reversed scenario#Bc we also know that Chilchuck is sort of uncomfortable around Falin (said in relationship chart)#So I would love to see them be forced into a team building exercise to find a person they both love the way Laios and Marcille were
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You guys ever think about an AU where Jason goes to hound Tim through Titans Tower, and, mid pursuit—while Tim is screaming at him about the second Robin being his hero, tryin to crawl away in a trail of blood—realizes he’s become an even worse version of his own mother, who sold him out to the Joker?
Because I do.
#the perpetual horror of genetics#and what our minds make of it#nature and nurture#Jason having an entire existential crisis in the middle of enacting his pointless vengeance#meanwhile Tim is just grateful for the momentary respite#Jason having a split second decision of ‘No I will NOT be like that monster’ and scooping Tim up#Tim thinks this is it and he’s done for#in actuality Jason is going to personally patch the replacement up if he wants to or not#Tim doesn’t know what’s happening but he’s not a fan of this do-and-don’t#he’d rather have a clear road ahead of him than this weird psych manipulation thing thanks#meanwhile Jason: I’m gonna coddle the shit out of you you little cockroach#Tim: I’m getting real mixed signals here man#jason todd#Tim drake#titans tower au#prompts#batfamily#red hood#Robin
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trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on you—oh, it’s long and…blonde. again.
apollo, internally: oh my god they’re all going to think i’m STRAIGHT and that i’m sleeping with a WOMAN
trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh that’s for sure klavier’s :/
#ace attorney#klapollo#aa incorrect quotes#apollo justice#klavier gavin#take apollo’s tone as you will#because sometimes people assuming i’m straight is like the actual worst thing you could do to me😤#but sometimes i feel like a secret agent😏 like yes😏 hello fellow straights😏😏#also i like the idea that apollo is just SO intent on minding his own business#that he doesn’t even realize that everyone he knows is gay#like he’s so smart if he thought about it he’d realize immediately but like man is too busy thinking about law for that sorry#so he’s just habitually ‘hello fellow straights’-ing them and they are ALL confused#me projecting tbh i’d rather die than let most coworkers know absolutely anything of value about my life😤#which works until one of them IS actually nice and chill and cool#and then they get blindsided when you finally reveal that you actually DO have a personality lol
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.Farid Thorne dress up that I’ll probably change????? 🤷♂️.
#dragon age#dav#dragon age veilguard#rook#rook Thorne#farid Thorne#dav rook#grey warden#sketch#.i changed him name and u can’t stop me.#.can u tell I started giving up when I started drawing the clothes 😴😴😴.#.i like him Nakey sorry sorry sorry.#.posting and RUNNING AHHHHHHHHHH stresss.#.i was kind of thinking for him he’d actually cover al his tattoos even if he is immensely proud of them.#.bc he KNOWS people are gonna side eye him for it and he needs people to trust him as a grey warden.#.when he first started as a warden he was putting his ink on blast tho.#.with friends however he is very nakey.#.farid takes off his clothes and it’s like surprise I’m covered in ink 🥴🙂↕️.#.i forgor his belly button ring!!!!!! NOOOOO.
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My most controversial Dungeon Meshi opinion is that Laios would hate Omegaverse actually. He’d think it’s boring and scientifically inaccurate (the worst things it could be to him).

#polly speaks#omegaverse tw#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#Laios touden#I know I’m like throwing a grenade with this but idc I’m speaking my truth#he’d be like um actually none of this is real wolf behavior. also if you’re gonna make people act like animals make them look like them too#otherwise what’s the point#am I projecting on laios again? probably#but idc im right#all I can say is that REAL monsterfuckers tend to think omegaverse is lame as hell
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I think it says something that Jimmy absolutely destroyed the crew and ship in half the time Curly was captain. Like he couldn’t even get them past 2 full months before breaking down.
Like he really couldn’t be half the man he thought Curly was.
#like I think it’s crazy cause the whole trip from when we start the game is like 6 months#they are only six months into the trip post crash it’s why getting help was so futile#they had to survive another 6-7 with almost no resources sense most actual food resources where blocked off or destroyed#I see people saying they were surviving for six months after the crash or at least five but it’s only two#they were on the ship for 4 months before hand like the time frames we play are extremely small in retrospect#it’s like what 187 days when we get into the game? that’s about 6 months total#like I’m sorry this is also about peop saying Anya was liek 5 months pregnant but I think a big point is the assault just happened and Curly#didn’t react to it correct initially cause like have you seen someone whose 5 months pregnant? Anya is clearly not even with artistic l#liberty like 2 months is perfect because it’s literally like the time when you confirm the pregnancy is stable and can feel the first signs#of life which is why she was getting worse and worse cause it was getting to the point she couldn’t hide it from Swansea and Daisuke and Jim#he already knew but imagine him seeing her with a stomach? he’d lose it completely#it was just showing signs of life hence the ultrasound and horse fetus and the heart beat#like the minimum time is around 8-10 weeks which is two months like the two months is super intentional both in accordance to what he did#and the time before hand#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#captain curly#nurse anya
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din’s champion
#tloz#ocarina of time#oot#ganondorf#din#um#ganondin#…..does anyone here ship them ha. hahaha#i mean their whole thing is funny actually because she didnt even choose him but he managed to steal her triforce and#so then hes her ‘chosen’ by technicality. but with her virtue being power it’s maybe kinda one and the same#and anyway beyond that point i feel like she loves shaking him around like a mortal dog toy#but like in some way she also must have believed in him enough to give him Power in a different lifetime. so he’d survive his own execution#i;m just saying there is so much you can interpret about their relationship. despite her being#literally an unseen 4th dimensional being who is the embodiment of power and fire and change amd earth itself etc#like what do they think of each other. what does she think of this tiny mortal who somehow stole a piece of her and now theyre bound by it#take my hand walk w me thru mortal x god hyperdimensional traumatic power imbalance situationship. and youre both girls
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What if I printed this out and gave it to my Afrikaans teacher
afrikaans is such a cursed language i swear-
geëet? three "e"s? amazing.
triple negatives? (Nee, ... nie .... nie). wonderful
non-capitalised personal prounoun (ek)? sure.
six ways to write a sentence per tense? beautiful
pronouncing "w" like "v" and "v" like "f"? stunning
pronouncing "g" sounds as gggGGHHHHHHHHhh? goblin-esque. 10/10.
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coil guy

#phighting#phighting roblox#phighting fanart#coil phighting#coil phighting fanart#roblox art#artists on tumblr#procreate#messing around with the procreate light brush pen#my art#roblox fanart#idk if he’d actually smoke but he seemed like the sort of punk gang person to#I think the cigarette’s backwards uhhhhhhhhh
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There’s been discussion of Darry not knowing what to do in regards to raising Pony and doing “stereotypical 1960s father behavior” is so true
Especially when he lets Pony try beer
“Gross ain’t it?”
“Yeah.”
“Ain’t gonna do it again?”
“Nuh-uh.”
“Good deal.”
#don’t think he’d completely be against him drinking btw as it’s like smoking- etc behaviors they all started incredibly young just 14…#pony touches a hot stove or something and it’s another life lesson djdjdkdkdk#he’s 14 not 5 but that’s what I could think of#djsksmsmsm not in ALL circumstances but try and learn consequence is actually good in some cases like#the outsiders#outsiders#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#darrel curtis jr
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I know we’ve been begging for a Murph DM season for years now and I would still kill to see it but idk man I think we’ve been dropping the ball. Something about Zac Oyama behind that screen looked right
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy spoilers#zac oyama#brian murphy#brennan lee mulligan#intrepid heroes#honestly I would die to see any of the intrepid heroes dm on d20 and get to use that production budget#but Zac actually sorta led Beardsley to a rational enough place in truly the wildest moment I’ve ever seen#and even though he was clearly still doing a bit it really made me curious what a campaign in d20’s style from him would look like#it feels like the ultimate love letter to have one of them dm for brennan’s world at the series he built#it made Brennan so emotional to see Matt play in his world I can only imagine how proud he’d feel to see one of the intrepid heroes do it#(also yes I do think each and every one of them would look hot running shit and ruining brennan’s life)#anyway! I love when new people come to play or take on new roles! more please!
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THIS 100%
I would love to see danny motta react to dead end paranormal park
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you ever think about how edwin got like. no warning, no time time to process, nothing, when he reappeared on earth faced with the fact that virtually everyone he knew in life is dead. his parents? probably died in the 1950s or so (at best) almost forty years prior to edwin’s return. if any of his classmates were still around, they’d have been elderly, possibly senile, and in a few years they’d all be gone– except, of course, edwin. nothing looks the same, cars look like spaceships, there actually are spaceships, he can no longer see the stars, and everyone he knew is dead.
#he may be dead too but he’s certainly not gone. he’s a lingering relic. something lost to time#that’s some existential dread on an incomprehensible level#like. he meets charles quite soon after returning from hell and it’s implied he’s pretty much just been haunting that schoolhouse in that#time right. so I seriously doubt he’d have visited– let alone even Found– his parents’ graves. I wonder if he ever did that with charles.#maybe charles providing him enough emotional support to feel like he could handle it.#I know that he wasn’t close to his parents in life– nor was he close with anyone that we know of– and yeah I think that’d definitely make#things a bit easier in certain ways; he never felt like he belonged in his time/place in life or amongst his family or peers#so being displaced from all that wouldn’t feel like losing very much#in a way#but… I mean still#and he inevitably would have those lingering thoughts of what could’ve been–#yes he could’ve died in the war and his life likely wouldn’t be very fulfilling considering he’d probably be forced into a marriage he#wouldn’t want or if he was found out he could’ve been imprisoned and ostracized and disowned. plenty of ways his life could’ve been awful if#but also what if his parents loosened up a little as the times did? as in- what if he actually got to know them? what if they tried to#have a relationship with him of some sort eventually? it’s not impossible#it’d have to eat at him. that and wondering if either of them felt guilty#or felt a loss. or anything#hoo boy. fun stuff#edwin#edwin payne#rambling#dead boy detectives
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