#I think I need a Walter tag ASDASDASD

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I will say, on the record: I am the number one stan of Walter Dornez getting a strange and elusive femme fatale — but specifically one that's going to give him a run for his money.

The C in Dornez stands for both Cunt and Crap-Talking, and Walter does not deserve a woman that can turn the other cheek and allow his ego to have the last word.

Would he want one? Probably, but this is what he needs, not what he wants. Walter is not a man who I believe could ever be entirely humbled. Even on his deathbed, this man was anywhere but willing to admit that he was not all that.

But Walter, in his own way, can be settled. He won't ever be fully less than anything, but he can have an equal, in skill or.... personality. Trying to demonstrate your skill to put Walter in his place is a losing battle. Out-cunting him and returning his barbs, though? Doable and encouragable - he deserves disgust turning to infatuation.

Walter deserves the losing battle of trying to hold back quiet snickering when the femme fatale's wit gets to him. Walter deserves to feel small around emotions that have him puffing up with indignation like he's been told he'd be bedbound for a week. Walter deserves a femme fatale that will challenge him!