#I tagged this as qsmp but idk if it counts or not

[why-do-we-do-this]

The story about the man with a bigger ass than Roier

(Translation under cut)

Quackity: First of all we need to make something very clear; Roier no longer has the biggest ass in Mexico. Someone took the title from this guy

Roier: Okay, let's tell it- Well do we say where we were or no? I think yes, right?

Quackity: Uh- yes. Yeahyeahyeah

Roier: Okay, guys, do you all remember the ESLAND* hotel? We went to this same hotel but to eat, and as we were leaving there was this man with a massive ass- enormous-

Cellbit, laughing: We were like- chatting- and out of nowhere this guy with an enormous ass just appears, all caked up- (laughing too hard to speak)

Roier: But- but I mean, this bastard was stopped like this, look look look! (Roier demonstrates) He was turned around like this, and then he looked over like this-

Quackity: I'm g- look, I'm going to tell you exactly in the way that it happened, look look look-

(video cuts)

Quackity: We were leaving- we drank last night so my voice is a little fucked- We were leaving to go drink, and suddenly while leaving- it was like one in the morning, right? One thirty in the morning, in the same hotel we went to for ESLAND*- and this guy passed by- but he was like- he was a guy and I swear to you he was passing by like this- (demonstrates) Some of the- The biggest ass cheeks I have ever seen in my life! In my life!

Roier: But- but in truth- people, compared to me I hadn't ever met someone with such a big ass- it was like two enormous bowling balls like this (makes tongue clicking noises)

Cellbit: Perfectly aligned, like- spherical

Roier: Yes, perfect- I mean, his pants were glowing- his pants were glowing, man!

Cellbit: Yes- I was crying like how much (makes distressed noises) -the biggest ass!

Roier, in a half-crying voice: The pants- I'm tired, boss-

Quackity: It's was so symmetrical, dude- It was an incomparable symmetry, man.

Cellbit: It was a perfect symmetry- and he looked behind himself like (demonstrates) "Hello- Hello where are you going to?"

Quackity: Nonono I- when I saw this it messed me up and I said- and I said to Cellbit- I said to him-

(Cellbit starts laughing)

Quackity: I was concerned! I was concerned! Guys, imagine me, my fucking worried face- and I was actually very concerned and I said "Cellbit." And he went "What? What happened?" "I found Roier's competitor."

(Cellbit and Roier giggle)

Quackity: And Cellbit fucking turned around and went "NO WAY." It was like- I compared it to the sun. The sun is always there, and you can't ignore it!

Roier: You can't!

Quackity: Because it's so fucking bright! That was how this guy's ass was! In truth it was a beautifully symmetrical sight. And it's actually very sad because [Roier] is no longer number one. Now he's number-

Roier: Now I'm number two-

Quackity: You're number three because his two count for lighting up this part of the world, man! You're number- (laughs too hard to speak)

*Thank you to @cokemcyt in the tags for explaining this: #for anyone who doesnt know the ESLAND awards are awards for spanish speaking content creators and one time they took place in mx city!

[faerygardens]

There are more tallulah & tommy fics on ao3 than there are pac & mike fics

[yourfavegotanabortion]

Slimecicle and Mariana from QSMP got an abortion!

[sillygh0st]

I think that I never posted this but this is my reference for the face of my pac desing lol

[svtskneecaps]

you know what i'll say it MIKE AND ROIER ARE THE ONLY ONES I RESPECT these fuckers will rock up and say FUCK english all my homies HATE english they are the only ones i trust and respect these fuckers are like you will hear me speak my language and you will LEARN IT OR DIE and i respect the HELL OUT OF IT dude THANK YOU FOR BEING ENGLISH HATERS brothers THANK YOU FOR NOT SPEAKING ONLY ENGLISH WHEN AMONG ANYONE NOT OF YOUR LANGUAGE GROUP!!!!!!!!

[demodraws0606]

Slight hot take but I feel like people who complain about too much lore/angst are the same as the people who complain about there being too little of it.

In the end if the cc! want to do angst or if they want to do lighthearted stuff is really up to them. Complaining about it makes it seem as though the cc! are forced to do it which they are not, if they are doing angst it's probably cause they want to.

Either way, it would be kinda wonky to just make things suddenly lighthearted now at least for certain characters.

For me imo the cc! downtime where they have fun and joke around IS the downtime inbetween the angst.

[miscellaneoussmp]

Okay okay so, Des' pla au inspired this thought. I just wanna talk about Pokémon.

Pac and Mike as duo psychic/ghost gym leaders. Their gym puzzle is an escape room. Yes, they are considered the weird gym leaders.

This thought is mostly because I want at least one of them to have a Mimikyu.

[sappymix1]

i don't disagree with anything that's been said about the view count disparity between the men and women on the server, but since i've watched both of their streams i just want to add that imo tina is doing great on the server but tubbo is absolutely thriving. it suits him and his audience perfectly. so while i agree that it doesn't make sense for it be so extreme, generally speaking i do get why tubbo has had a bigger increase. i don't normally pay attention to numbers though so i'm a little shocked to see that tina's increase is so tiny.

omg you must have sent this literally right after i went to sleep sorry.

but thank you for adding your perspective!!! i haven’t been watching tubbo’s qsmp streams at all so idk what’s going on over there but you’re right that could have something to do with it. i mentioned this in the tags on another ask i think but i wish there was a way to see how much of each of their other pre qsmp audience is tapping into the streams bc it wouldn’t surprise me at all just based on what they were doing before it tubbo’s was keeping up with the server pretty regularly while more of tina’s audience wasn’t at all or was just casually watching sometimes

[mayrine]

*appears for the woods*

Thank you for the tag!!!!

Last song I listen to: a crow’s trial by Vane Lily

Favorite color: deep porple or deep red

Last show/movie: idk if it count’s exactly but “Adventure Time: Distant Lands Obsidian” was the last thing I watched

Flavor: it’s a close tie between savory and spicy but I think savory wins

Relationship status: literally never been in a relationship I’m to cool for that (but also extremely touch starved but it is what it is)

Last thing I googled: “dolari în lei” I am trying to buy i plush and I always forget how much a dollar is in lei (lei being Romanian currency)

Current obsession: qsmp, rainworld, the Magnus archives and slay the princess

The people (if you don’t feel like participating that’s totally cool btw I don’t mind): @miss-fortune-thinks @fishy-sandwich @potatoesaaa @its-arson-time @conundrum-cat @delicehm @fernrye @manic-catgirlmayor plus everyone that wants to join in that I haven’t tagged!!!!

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

[faerygardens]

I think the idea that the majority of the qsmp bird people work for the federation/are children of the federation is really funny because it reminds me of the “birds aren’t real” meme

[imaymellow]

oMG HAAAIIIIIII missed u bae /p

Last song: Feeling Good (Annapantsu Cover)

Fav color: Various shades of pink and warm tones

Currently watching: Just finished a series' first season so not much... Mainly just a bunch of youtubers. Maybe QSMP counts?

Last movie: The Emperror's New Groove

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet

Relationship status: Probably single but happy with soulmates

Current obssesions: Fionna & Cake, The Stanley Parable, QSMP, The Sorry Boys

Last thing I googled: "autism medium support needs" (in portuguese, trying to get out of a meltdown cycle)

Tagging people: idk who to tag uééé 😿

PEOPLE I WANNA KNOW BETTER

Tagged by @lilstvr thank you babes 🫶

LAST SONG? Jungle- Good Times

FAVORITE COLOR? GREEN GREEN GREEN 🙃

CURRENTLY WATCHING? Nothing really cause everything on Netflix, disney+, & Soap2day is pissing me off, Hollywood needs to stop being bitches and pay their writers what they deserve 😭

LAST MOVIE? Bottoms

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? Mmm idk 😭 specific wise, candy sour, dinner spicy, and everything else savory.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Single but delusional and taken by fictional men

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? The Do-Over and Better The movies by Lynn painter, ACOTAR (I love Azriel so much😭) I’ve been reading a lot of books lately lol

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? ‘How does one cope after their dog dies’ my dogs not dead I just get sad and I cried earlier because I know that it will happen some day.

tagging: @lovebugcody @raggedyoldwitch @vnusology @theold-ultraviolence @ghostlyloversworld @aislinrayne @biqherosix @certifiedlovergirlsstuff @thelov3lybookworm @auras-moonstone @ang3lik

[idkmansmth]

🕷 Tagged by: @humanaaa Tyy for the tag :D!!

🕷Last song: nattopet - detektivbyrån

🕷 Currently watching: ORDEM PARANORMAL SDOL

🕷 Currently consuming: fajitas

🕷 Three ships: spiderbit™, farcille and fooligetta

🕷 Favorite color: tough choice but Purple

🕷 First ship: i though jessie and james from the pokemon show were togeher when i was a kid?? maybe ??? otherwise idk

🕷 Relationship status: aroace™™

🕷 Last movie: does fuga impossivel count ???? if not its Ursinho da Pesada - video brinquedo (its so bad please watch it with caution kkkkkk)

🕷 Currently working on: my 20+ art projects, and then my wip baghera portrait study, and then customizing clothing, and then my acrylic epic x qsmp au bobby piece and then oc stuff and then

🕷 Tagging : @art-emis99 @gangsteri-aine @nrnjcstsnyms @turtlecase

🌿Tagged by @decomposten WAVES WAVES :-)

🌿Last song: DEVIL NOBODY - STOMACH BOOK

🌿Currently watching: the stanley parable other games ending dialogue

🌿 Currently consuming: nothing rn but i had some ramen earlier

🌿 Three ships: stanarrator, chelldos, and griddlehark. the tragedy of the person you hate being the person you trust most and whatnot. you get it.

🌿 Favorite color: radioactive green <3

🌿 First ship: no clue tbh.

🌿 Relationship status: this is an aromantic household sorry

🌿 Last movie: a horse movie my mom had playing while she was cooking earlier. it was a bit sad

🌿Currently working on: art and figuring out what the hell is wrong with me <3

🌿Tagging: @liliotl, @anonwithahaton, @hushpupper, @sesom732, and @spicysoulsa !! ^___^ and anyone else who wanna do it ofc

[mithrilbookofmystery]

My lockscreen is just part of the color of the sky post so I'm doing my main background instead bc it's more interesting, and Im counting it for both that one and the music one since it shows what I'm currently listening to on spotify. The cat is my kitty Luna <3 :3 Dont mind that all my apps are color coded and also that I only have one purple app

Also is Philza minecraft a celebrity? Idk but if we're going for the pic before that its uh... *checks notes* oh god its dan and phils OnlyPhans april fool's picture. Yeah ok Philza minecraft is a celebrity I guess. If you're wondering why it's a random youtube thumbnail its bc I wanted to tell my friends about the weird shit happening on the qsmp so I showed them that bc it was in my recommended and I feel like it captures the energy

I'm bad at tagging people but @psyfi @deluxe-distrait @shooshzilla absolutely no pressure tho

Directions: post a screenshot of your Lock Screen photo, a screen cap of the last/current song listened to, as well as the last celebrity you saved in your phone.

-judas edit (homescreen technically)

- jesus christ superstar

- this one pic of ola salo

I was tagged by @iminamanu and I am passing it along to @judasiskariotapologist @solarflicker @vixonimus and @fiveabattery

[steffany-tan]

Since i got tagged in the previous one >:D

Nicknames: Annie

Sign: pisces

Height:5'2? 5'3? (Idk i don't remember-)

Last thing I googled: height comparison (i needed to convert meters to feet for my height thing lol-)

Amount of sleep: 8 to 9 hours (yet i still wake up sleepy af please send help 💀)

Dream job: probably something related to music, i like music i like singing, I've actually made up silly scenarios of me and some other kids around my age having a small concert (you're included spring! Even though idk how you look fully in real life-)

Wearing: a black and white sleeveless dress wearing (also) black and white shorts underneath

Media that summarizes you: i want to say popee the performer but people probably don't know this hell of a low effort cursed cartoon- so I'll say qsmp and cookie run :D

Favorite song: voices (derivakat)

Instrument: I used to play the lyre and the keyboard (i used Google translate- it's the one that's like a piano but isn't that big ahh piano isk if it has a different word for it or if it's just piano-)

Aesthetic: i don't really know- plantcore? I'm not really into that stuff-

Favorite author: i think cookie fanfics don't count huh?lol

Fun fact!: Idk- sorry…no fun facts for u :'[

@Anyone who wants to participate ;D

Tagging game

Tagged by @bimbomcgee

Nickname: Kat, or Katy! Rom or Hina if you are very intimate with me and Rina if you want to be dead instantly

Sign: You really have any doubts? It's fuckin' Aries, binch!

Height: Boring generic 165 cm (5'4''). I love extremities, I'd love to be either very short or very tall.

Last thing I googled: 'Elden Ring Alberich face data'. Look at these mfers and tell me they are not implied to be related, especially considering that they are both big people in regards to Roundtable Hold:

Bonus - at first I misread this field as 'last thing I DOODLED' so here you can look at the result of me and Val having been drawing on Whiteboard and him mishearing me say "they added shapes" as "they added apes":

Sorry for NFT Boc everyone </3

Amount of sleep: From 4 hours to 4, it depends. I love consistency.... xD

Dream job: I want to work with plants... I just want to tend to flowers. Unfortunately spots like this are seldom open. Alternatively, I'd love a boring office job with buncha boring documents and high salary. Just take me somewhere where I won't have to interact with people -_-" You think I am not very social online, but in real life I get aggroed when a person I am not pals with as much as says my name!

Wearing: I am in my pajamas because it is 9 AM and I need to go to job soon! It is silly light blue one with pink flowers :3

Movies/books/media that summarize you: I used to have more interesting answer, but at this point my personality IS Soulsb0rne. I don't have to elaborate, just have a discussion with me that last longer than 10 minutes and you will understand. (and also probably go insane xD) However, if you really want to understand me well, you should also be familiar with Undert4le and Delt4rune, and also Mad0ka (ESPECIALLY Magia Record) and Gravity F4lls!

Favorite song: I don't have favourite song of all times, and in general it's been years of me not listening to music as it should be and instead abusing music as a podcast while drawing... This is one of the favourites since childhood tho:

Why it was so hard to find the subbed version... т.т

Instrument: None, but I often have dreams of playing piano! Makes sense because it is like, a dream haha.. hah

Aesthetic: It used to be all flowers and nature and blooming but Bloodb0rne seriously skewed it towards water and space and eldrich abominations.....

Favorite author: Lmao I don't read sorry dfshfsdhfd xD Focus issues! I read a couple of sentences and end up thinking of them from every possible angle, imagine every possible scenario, put them through my own memories and feelings..... and hella time sips away. Rom has MANY eyes, she should scrutinise the concept with EACH of them @_@ However, Dostoevsky and Bulgakov really pulled me <3 Dostoevsky has absolutely unrivaled fucking Russian depression in his works that I haven't found elsewhere, and Bulgakov just.. pulled religious themes so well, and I love his fucking CHARACTERS, so iconic xd If you read Master and Margarita you'll get it! (Crow I know you here LOVE classic Russian literature!)

random fun fact: I am in the walking distance from the sea! x) Could not have had it any other way, haha.

I tag: (You tagged some of our mutuals now already I guess?) @wikipedianna @lizteaart @val-of-the-north @saint--adeline @jarognieva @cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme @bobbyzombiegg @greenblueyulum