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Hi, I'm Zero - Welcome to my pond! And if you come from the old blog, nice to see you again ♥

Blog Navigation: My Art - My Fanfiction (includes things I don't post on AO3) You can find my other socials here. I recently made one in hope to escape the rampant censorship, we'll see how it goes.

The posts in which I complain about stuff are tagged #ramblings if you want to avoid them.

I'm currently hyperfixating on DCU/Batman, especially the Sladick niche. I also post/reblog batfamily content (batcest or just wholesome), with a mix of dark/fucked up things & fluff/wholesome things. I love being gross to Dick though no one is safe from me.

I love all DC ships, just not equally! Almost nothing grosses me out and I don't have NOTPs, so know that you can find just about anything here, 90% of which is DC Centered. Feel free to send me prompts, brainworms or ficlets, I love them all and I love your ideas ♥

I am every fucked up character's apologist - they looked great while doing their thing and I stan all the evil queens, kings and monarchs, irredeemable or otherwise.

I post/reblog nsfw, but given that tumblr started trying to kill my previous blog although everything was always tagged & censored properly, the censorship here is going to be more severe. Links will be provided for uncropped/uncensored versions of my art where needed!

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I like fucked up shit and I will sometimes post/reblog it

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Ich habe 22.185 Mal im Jahr 2022 etwas gepostet

Das sind 11.874 more posts als 2021!

2.001 Einträge erstellt (9%)

20.184 Einträge gerebloggt (91%)

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Ich habe 4.616 meiner Einträge im Jahr 2022 getaggt

#me rambling – 1.392 Einträge

#cylas speaks – 656 Einträge

#esc 2022 – 185 Einträge

#eurovision – 97 Einträge

#long post – 84 Einträge

#ask – 84 Einträge

#like – 83 Einträge

#the quarry – 75 Einträge

#uni stuff – 73 Einträge

#german stuff – 52 Einträge

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#so many signs telling ppl not to go swimming in specific places cause its not safe and you might get dragged under and/or out to the middle

Meine Top-Einträge im Jahr 2022:

#5

fun German thoughts aka I just realised something

der See - the lake

ein See - a lake

die See - the sea/ocean

das Meer - the sea/ocean

ein Meer - an ocean

the difference between a lake and the ocean is whether it's feminine or masculine

also, the plural "die Seen" is most commonly used for lakes, even though according to the dictionary it is apparently used for oceans as well but I haven't seen (hah) or heard it used that way

also 2.0, I only just realised that "sea" seems to be mostly (only) used as plural (a haven't read or heard "a sea" at least) so that would kinda mean that in German "die See" is mostly singular and in English plural and I just think that's interesting

hence why I probably picked Translation Studies as a module this semester lmao

also 3.0, I think Meer would mostly be translated to ocean and See to sea, and vice versa

71 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 8. Mai 2022

#4

I love love love idioms and stuff like

for example, in English you have "it's pouring buckets" which is pretty much the same as the German "es schüttet wie aus Eimern"

then we have stuff like the one I mentioned yesterday (?), "skeletons in your closet" vs "Leichen im Keller (bodies in the basement)", which have the same meaning and are similar, but not the same

another example: "bull in a china shop" and "Elefant im Porzellanladen (elephant in a porcellain/china shop)"

there are things like something I just thought of when outside, an idiom referring to when someone is complaining about rain and they arr told "du bist doch nicht aus Zucker (you're not made from sugar)" - even though I don't think there is an English equivalent, the reasoning behind it could still be understood: sugar dissolves in water, so someone doesn't need to be "scared" of the rain cause it won't hurt them

and lastly, there are idioms that are very cultural or historically influenced, or where most people probably neither know nor care why those exist. ones I can think of right now is, to tell someone that they are "schwer auf dem Holzweg" - in this case, "auf dem Holzweg sein" means that a person is off the track, or, of it's more as a threat/warning, that they don't know what's coming for them. also, when I look up "Holzweg" I get "logging-path" as a translation.

bonus:

to my non-German speaking friends - can you make sense of these?

"Du kannst mir nicht das Wasser reichen (You can't hand me the water)"

"Mit ihr ist nicht gut Kirschen essen (It is not possible to comfortably eat cherries with her)" - this translation is a stretch because... this is actually quite hard

77 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 9. Juli 2022

#3

tfw u got headaches and you don't know if it's from tension, not drinking enough, not drinking water, or the temperatures

82 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 17. Juni 2022

#2

ok pride flag favourites from this twitter thread

(favourite cause they are relatable in some way)

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253 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 1. Juni 2022

Meine #1 des Jahres 2022

just found fun maps of Germany

was originally just looking for this

but got one with the actual different Aldi logos and an image depicting a few different ways to divide Germany 😂

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626 Anmerkungen – Gepostet 6. April 2022

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