#I swear it happened

[eebie]

I just remembered the time when i was 8 and my best friend showed me a fnaf sfm video where there was a girl nightguard and halfway through the nightguard took off her pants and revealed she had a ginormous gattling gun for a dick, then she opened fire on the animatronics

[a-simple-bacterium]

Do you guys remember the time the platelets tried to get mast and B cell to kiss or no?

[nullneo]

DID I IMAGINE IT OR DID SOMEONE ASK IF ERROR WAS A BOTTOM AND CQ WAS JUST LIKE ‘yeah sure’

I REMEMBER IT SO VIVIDLY PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE SAW IT OR REMEMBERS IT

[d0rky-0utfits]

My brain created a false memory 💀 gurl that never happened at all in SU

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[heph]

The tech guy in movies

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[humming-fly]

He was feeling left out

and the higher rez stills, since gifs always export as if you're sending messages through a metal can~

[scarletwitch1918]

Does anybody else vividly remember a Friday the 13th in October in 2020 or is that just me?

[honeycakelion]

it hurt alright!

[wolvereaux]

Get off dating apps. The love of your life is on Ao3.

[stratos-ane]

:P

[chrrywvea]

logan purrs when he's asleep. he purrs like a content little cat when he's smushed into wade's side, his whole adamantium weight pressing into wade who doesn't really mind because ✨️who in their right mind says no to wolvie cuddles✨️ (wade uses him as a weighted blanket anyway, who needs air pffffft he doesn't)

but HOLY MARVEL JESUS he has a silent freak out the first time he discovers logan purring in his sleep during one of their movie binges. (they have weekly movie nights fight me)

a healthy (not) bout of cuteness aggression happens that night and even though wade is a little confused both by the fact that logan actually fell asleep on him and that HE IS PURRING OH MY GOD- he doesn't fight it and even naps with him (the best sleep both of them have ever had considering lots of nights are full with nightmares and insomnia)

and the thing is- wade very carefully talks to some of the surviving xmen in their universe about it and they just go 🤔🤨❓️ because not one of them has ever seen or heard logan do this (i'd imagine maybe kayla or mariko, scott even - logan told him about them, but hey wade can't really ask them can he) and then wade REALIZES and it hits him SO hard. logan is comfortable with him. he's at ease and relaxed enough in his presence to allow himself to slip into his slightly more animalistic traits without having to fear any judgement or rejection. he. is. comfortable. and wade maybe cries a little (a lot) at that realisation, holding logan even tighter when it happens again - the older man slumped against him during one of their movie nights, sleeping tight and soft purrs vibrating deep from his chest

[huang-er-jiejie]

i. i just realised something about the kiss.

the way when aziraphale puts both of his hands on crowley's back, you can see them kinda shift so aziraphale isn't leaning. he held onto crowley for stability, and leaned in. pushed closer to him. he leaned forward. anyone ever says he didn't want the kiss im going to hunt you down because HE HELD CLOSE!!! HE KISSED BACK!!!!

EDIT: also im like WELL aware he kissed back i was even when i first watched it like its not a big revelation, its just that SOME people☠️ on TIKTOK☠️ KEEP SAYING HE WAS DISGUSTED BY THE KISS???? like i swear some people are watching a different show entirely

[gay-little-axolotl]

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response