#I swear I'm working on it

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Been thinking about Vampire!Baji and Vanpire!Reader for awhile

Vampire!Baji x Vampire!Reader

♡ SFW, fem reader, blood, biting, bank robbery (I swear it'll make sense when you read it lol), mention of Chifuyu ♡

note: thanks for requesting anon ❤️ I'm a solid week late with answering this, sorry 😭

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🦇 First thing first...his teeth 🫠

🦇 His fangs are so sharp, they easily pierce your skin (and other people's)

🦇 Biting is your shared love language, you two walk around looking like you've been hit by a staple gun

🦇 He's your personal mirror, which is simultaneously good and bad because he could easily lie and say you look good

"Do I look alright Kei?"

"Um..lemme just" *smudges makeup* "There you go darling ♡"

🦇 Chifuyu begs both of you to turn him into a vampire, he wants to be best friends for eternity

"Pretty please!"

"Absolutely not."

"That's very endearing Chi, but it's a no from me too."

🦇 Baji is perfectly capable of not drinking blood, he totally doesn't have immense cravings for it, and he definitely didn't rob a blood bank multiple times

🦇 He hates the sunlight, he'd definitely shield you both with a big umbrella during the day time

🦇 Loves driving you around on his motorcycle at night, there's great scenery and you don't have to worry about the sun, it's a win-win

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies @manji-hoe

[hiseyeisonthesparrow]

Me, occasionally, when the Judgement Beast gets ahold of me: "I can't believe there are actually members of the FLDS/Strangite/CoC, that's heretical. You can't just decide to add/change existing scriptures, that's not how it works. They claim to be a part of the Church but they don't actually follow any of the rules."

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"oh wait that's what everyone else thinks about my religion"

[ketthlith]

Hello! I have some doodles of my AU!

This is mostly dedicated to @defnotnoodle , because their Words on the first post of this got me hyped,even more with the idea!, so thank you for your kind words!, they really mean a lot to me 💜💜💜💜‼️and I hope you enjoy what I have in mind for these two over here.

[jamiesfootball]

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Hello weary traveler. It's been a hot second since you sent this. Hopefully you are still interested in a snippet:

In different circumstances, he might have jumped at the offer. It was tempting, the idea that he could pack his problems away in a box offsite, where no one would know any better what a mess he'd made of things. The same way the yoga mums didn't need to know that he was a washed up footballer. The way Keeley didn't need to know he was an insecure prick, even though she saw through him anyways. The way that, even after two years, the Diamond Dogs didn’t know jack shit about him, despite him listening in on their meetings more often than not.

He should've asked Ted about the toy soldier figurines. He should've asked him about therapy.

All of his problems resided under this roof; he couldn't take them anywhere else.

[four2andnew]

I need more info about A Rose in Winter, what is it about??

I don't get to gush about A Rose in Winter enough - mostly because I'm even slower at putting out updates for it than I am at Ginny Weasley is a Slut - but that's beside the point.

This WIP is my baby. It's loosely based on the novel of the same name by Kathleen E Woodiwiss, an old 80s bodice-ripper romance novel, that frankly, started my love of the arranged/forced marriage trope.

The Original Novel -

Set in the 1790s, the heroine, Erienne, is quite literally auctioned off for marriage to pay off the debts of her alcoholic father and gambling-addict brother. She is awarded to the fearsome Lord Saxton, a wealthy lord who covers himself with a cloak & mask at all times to cover his horrid scaring from the fire that destroyed his family manor and the rest of his family. The story follows Erienne learning to overcome her fear of her new husband's appearance and learning (and falling in love with) the "man behind the mask." Throughout the story, Erienne is plagued by Christopher Seton, a man she finds exceedingly attractive but also exceedingly annoying, who she unfortunately must interact with on a regular basis, because as it turns out, Christopher is Lord Saxton's cousin. There's some political maneuvering, murder mysteries, and hidden identities along the way that just make this one of my favorite "old" books.

My Version -

Obviously, I've made some changes. I've split the difference in the timelines (1790s vs 1990s) and set mine in the 1890s. Ginny isn't auctioned off to pay for debts of terrible people, but rather a series of unfortunate events put the Weasley Family in a terrible financial position that kind of encourages Bill to put a call out for someone to come get this woman. Harry Potter is a titled lord returning to the country with his godfather, Sirius, and godbrother, Leo (our Christopher Seton in this case), after spending his childhood in the Americas, where Sirius took him after Voldemort offed James & Lily instead of going after Peter. Upon Harry's return, he pays the Weasley family a hefty bride-price for Ginny's hand, and the two marry without ever meeting each other. Instead of land/title grabs, the murder mysteries & political shenanigans will revolve around resurgent Death Eater activity.

I think I have it marked as 5 total chapters, but I can already tell you it's really gonna be more like 7. You can read the first two chapters here (must have an AO3 account to read).

[lauronk]

For the word game:

BUS

hahaha how did i know someone would send me this one lol and i am back to actively working on bus fic now that i worked jelly fic out of my system

because that word is in a super short sentence i'll include more than one:

"Dude, we made this whole trip already. On a bus. With strangers. I think we can manage a measly car trip."

[onedaughterofman]

it be like that sometimes

[theothershin]

WIP Excerpt

Sometimes, Tyler would see the future. It was usually right before the thing he sees happens. But it’s not really a premonition. It was events playing out before his eyes most times, yeah, but it was mostly like memories. He felt like it was right there in his brain all along - even before he saw it - but it was in the shadows, and he couldn’t see it until something of relevance pulled it to the front. His vision would go blurry - that would happen every time. Sometimes the knowledge would simply fill his mind, just like that. But most times he would see the events unfolding before him, only seconds before it really did unfold. Most times the event he saw would happen in real time. But sometimes, it didn’t.

This was Tyler’s biggest secret.

[boyfriendstevie]

BABE i would defo read it if u wrote for robin <3

— @inkluvs / ivy

AH i will definitely have to think about it! there's obviously less wlw smut out there, and i'd want to do it (and our girl robin) justice, so we'll see!! i'm def considering it haha

[notyouraveragecullenite]

Me, violently me. I feel so seen!

[sony-laptop]

Imagine procrastinating writing projects by working on other writing projects. . .couldn't be me.

[sergle]

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

[cosmos-kitty]

Work in progress ☘️

[solanumwarrior]

[qifreyplushie]

things get desperate sometimes

[hoejosatoru]

Random NSFW headcannons for Tokyo Revengers men

Mikey

Likes incorporating sweets. Specifically likes to put whipped cream on your titties and suck it off. He could legit do this for hours. Also Mikey has a hugeeee mommy kink. (I could expand on this, in fact I need to)

Draken

Keeps his hair down while fucking. He likes that you can easily run your fingers through it and pull on it. He loves that the way his scalp burns when you get rough with it. That’s how he knows he’s fucking you real good. If nothing else, he sees how you look at him with his hair down and likes making you feral. Also call this man daddy. Please.

Takemitchy

Wants to be dominated so bad. Like he doesn’t even realize it until he has a girl who’s pushing him around a little. Honestly I think being slightly scared of his partner would turn him on. But like whether he is on top or bottom, you are calling the shots and he loves it.

Mitsuya 

Really into foreplay. He will drag it out foreverrrr, not that you’re complaining Like he really is not into quickies at all (unless it’s a horny emergency). But truly taking his time with you gets him super hard. He loves being able to touch, taste, feel everything before going in.

Chifuyu 

LOVES being dominant. He’s like a bratty dom. He loves teasing and getting you really worked and laughing at how bad you want it. Probably likes overstimulating you as well. 

Baji 

Oral is his fave. Both giving and receiving. He fucking loves seeing you on your knees in front of him and feeling your warm wet mouth sucking on him. But also he could eat you out for hours. Specifically loves when you sit on his face. Bro will damn near suffocate himself in some pussy.

Kazutora

Really likes mutual masturbation. It started out because he was worried about his inexperience and wanted to know how to pleasure you, but grew into a regular thing. Watching you finger yourself makes his cock throb. And seeing him cum all over his tummy ain’t half bad either <3.