#I swear I'm not a psycopath

[the-white-soul]

*Flowey nods thoughtfully.* We’ll isolate Noelle from everyon, but let Kara do what they want unless it means visiting Noelle. Let’s just tell them Noelle is taking time somewhere to prepare to storm the prison! We would hop in and out of her room to whisper horrible things that Kara did but didn't actually do, or things Kara said about Noelle that he didn't say.

*A river of excitement runs through Flowey just thinking about the look on poor Noelle’s face once they’re though. He imagines her bent over herself sobbing pathetically, so hopeless and vacant after what could be a full day or two without seeing anyone but Flowey and Frisk. She'd be so desperate she wouldn't even be able to help herself. Maybe she’d start clawing at herself, overwhelmed by the words Flowey would put into her head. If he does it right, Noelle might even begin to distance herself from Kara out of her own free will once she is freed. A sadistic look forms in his eyes.*

Yeah, I like this idea. You have good taste.

*He suddenly stops for a moment, as if he only just heard Frisk.* Hey, wait, to get her ready to kill Jack? Why do we need her when I could still do it?! I’d get the job done just as well. We’re just not doing it because his crew might bring a backlash and kill hundreds of monsters in return.

(Frisk) "Any bit of power is good. When I say 'Jack' I mean the entire police force. It's just that he commands them like puppets so I consider them the same. Also, 90% of the reason I want this is to torture Noelle. I've got plenty of ideas. You made me even more inspired! You really are a devil, aren't you? How much food do you think? I feel like we should give her chicken. Frozen chicken! *Laughs* But seriously if we want to be homicidal maniacs I've got the idea of not giving her any food. I don't know how long she'd survive though. We can give her one meal a week. That should be pretty funny. If we want to say things to her maybe we can tell her that Kara died in battle and hated her? Nah, she'd see through our shit. Wait, I've got an idea! We could make a sculpture hand of Kara and put it in front of her. I don't know how well your drawing skills are. Putting her in a white room would be fun. I don't know how much of her sanity is needed for anything. In fact, you're right we don't need her. We could mess her up completely! *Takes a deep breath after talking without breathing enough for too long* So many options. I haven't even talked about how long we should have her. 3 months? 3 years? Hell, if you think about it, Noelle has only made Kara's life worse. What if we kept her trapped, forever?"

[devotedfem]

«Scream»

Synopsis: It's late and you're watching horror movies. But someone's calling you, a weirdo asking you questions about classic horror films. Nothing was wrong until he started to threat you, and when you hang up the phone you realized there's murderers wearing ghostface masks in your house.

Maknae line (poly) x f. Reader

2.7K words.

Genre: Scream au | yander-ish.

Tags: psycopaths maknae line, mind games, psychological terror, murderers (implied but not described), betrayal, the maknae line are a menace here, emotional conflict, delusional maknae line, angry reader, very VERY dubious consent (coercion is not consent so read with caution), happy ending for them not for reader, smut, overstimulation.

A/N: I'm so sorry for disappearing for literally a month, i moved to another country and life has been very stressful lately, so yeah i took a break from writing but here i am again, writing lots of vminkook p0rn. Hope you enjoy!

From the series masterlist; Final girl.

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You’re eating popcorn, resting on your couch with your feet up on the armchair. You took a gulp of your coke can without breaking your gaze from the tv screen, you startled staining your shirt when the slasher appeared from nowhere, you cursed under your breath taking off your shirt but before you can go to your room to change, your phone vibrated with notifications. You turned them off because the boys always get annoying on the weekends.

You opened the group chat, rolling your eyes when you see the 123 unread messages.

Group chat: Y/n and the homos.

Jiminie: Guys can u please stfu for a moment, I wanna sleep but u don’t stop talking shit.

You: let’s kicked them out of the group Jiminie, I swear I can’t even watch a movie in peace.

Jjk: u two r so fcking boring.

Tae: right? Like can u two at least read what were talking abt.

You: we’re*

Jiminie: lol

Jjk: Guys this is serious, there’s a sicko killing people wearing a ghostface mask.

You: Ghostface masks are hot.

Tae: ??

Jjk: ???????

Jiminie: ik right

You: Anyway, maybe is just a rookie killer without imagination, like it’s Halloween and there’s a lot of sickos around here. Just closed ur doors and don’t be a pussy.

Tae: I’m literally speechless.

Jiminie: Bye I’m sleeping, stfu.

Jjk: we warned u.

You dropped your phone on the couch, walking to your kitchen to make more popcorn. You missed the plot twist of the movie because of your friend’s annoying group chat.

You were on your bra and pajama pants, not caring about anything in the world. Until your home phone rings in your kitchen making you stop immediately. You frowned tilting your head to the side, watching the old home phone still ringing. It’s being ages since someone called to that number, you didn’t even know that the ancient thing was still working.

“Odd,” you murmured to yourself, answering the phone.

“Hello?”

You heard a heavy breath on the other side of the phone. The person says nothing back, making you frown.

“Who’s this? And why are you calling to this number?” Your patience was running thin ice.

“I’m watching you,” said a man with a low voice.

You rolled your eyes with annoyance.

“Is this a prank? Don’t call to this number again or I’ll fuck you up.”

You were about to hang up the phone but a deep chuckle from the man stopped you. Why does he sound familiar to you?

“Are you watching Friday the 13th?” He taunted. His voice sounded odd, like if he was lowering it purposely.

Your stomach sink with dread, your heart rate speed up when you heard from the tv the slasher killing people.

“What if I do?” You gritted between teeth, keeping an eye on your surroundings. You won’t show fear to that weirdo.

 “Let’s play a game, I’ll ask you some questions about horror movies. And if you answer wrong, I’ll kill you.”

Your eyes widened by his words, you were about to hang up and call the police but the other man was quicker than you.

“If you hang up or try to touch your fucking phone I’ll slice your neck,” the threat made you freeze on your place, the wire of the home phone wouldn't let you move far away anyway.

You felt your eyes sting up with tears by fear. You remember Jungkook and Taehyung warning.

Your breath turned shallow and your grip on the home phone started to tremble. You felt cornered and scared.

“What’s the identity of the masked killer of Scream?”

You inhaled deep, this one was easy.

“Uhm, his name was Billy, Sidney’s boyfriend.”

Your eyes roamed your kitchen, watching your surroundings again with dread and fear.

“Good.”

You couldn’t help but frown again because he sounded so familiar to you, but you can’t pinpoint of whom that voice belongs to.

“Last one; what’s the plot twist of Friday the 13th?”

Fucking fucker.

This time your eyes blurred by unshed tears because of how nervous and panicked you felt. You’ve never been good at dealing with strong emotions, even when you try to act tough, in your insides you’re very easy to scare and intimidate.

“I- please i-I don’t know,” you stuttered with quivering lips, you feel like having a panic attack.

“Look behind you, sweetheart.”

Your breath hitched sharply, you turned your neck to look behind you, widening your eyes and screaming at the top of your lungs when you saw a man in your kitchen, wearing a ghostface mask and waving his unoccupied hand at you.

And then you run.

And he did it too.

You grabbed your phone from the couch, noticing with horror how the SIM card was missing. But you didn’t have time to linger about that thought.

You listened to his steps chasing you from behind, making you run faster by the increase of adrenaline pumping your veins.

You tried to open the front door of your house, but it didn’t budge. You were home alone, your parents went out in a trip.

You were fucked up.

Without any more options, you climbed the staircases hiding in a bathroom.

You try texting your parents but it was past midnight and your phone didn’t have its sim card, so you can’t call neither text.

That’s why you opened the app where you and your friends have the group chat.

Group chat: Y/n and the homos.

You: CALL THE POLICE THERE’S SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE AND THEYTOOKMYSIM CARD

Jjk: y/n? what the fuck, that’s not funny.

You: PLEASE IM NOT JOKING AND I CANTK CALLM THEPLICE

Tae: are you being serious right know?

Jiminnie: you guys again?

Jjk: Y/n’s saying there’s someone in her house but she can’t call the police but she can chat with us lol.

You: GUYS PLEASEIMSERIUS PLEASE HES COMING I NEED YOUR HELP CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Tae: dude writing in capitals won’t make your prank more credible

You screamed into your hand with frustration, pulling your hairs out and weeping with fear, you wanted to smash your head against the tiles by exasperation. They weren’t taking you seriously.

Then you half open the door quietly, watching the murderer roaming the hallway. When he turned his back to you, distracted on his phone, you took yours to snap a picture of him.

Group chat: Y/n and the homos.

You: *send picture*

You: THIS IS HIM HES INMYHOUSE

Jjk: what the fuck

You: JUNGKOOK IM HAVINGAPANICK ATTACK CALL THE FUCKING POLICE OR ILL KILL YOU MYSELF

Tae: Damn no need to be so harsh y/n, calm down.

You: CALL THE POLICE YOU MORONS

Jiminnie: u guys r so annoying

You: jiminniehelp me please please please im scared imnot lying

Jjk: y/n you’re making me worry, aren’t you fucking with us?

You: NOO!!!!!!!!

Tae: oh well, then we should do something abt it

You: OFC U IDIOT

Jjk: yeah ur right tae, what we should do?

You: CALLTHEPOLICE?????!!!!!!!!

Tae: u think so?

Jjk: mm not so sure

Tae: and u Jiminnie, what do u think?

You: guys whats happening, please im scared

Jiminnie: I think I’ll go and help my y/n.

You frowned with trembling hands, tasting the saltiness of your silent tears. You were about to throw up and insult them again but the bathroom’s door opening made you jump with fear.

“Here you are.”

In any other circumstance you would scream and run for your life, you would grab something from the bathroom to throw it at him and save your life. But none of that happened, you stayed in your spot freeze, maybe because you were having a panic attack, but even then your primal instincts should fuel you to run. But that wasn’t the reason of your frozen state. Not at all. It was the fact that you recognized that voice.

“You… are you…”

Then the murderer took off his ghostface mask, tilting his head to the side and making your heart shatter.

“Yes my y/n?”

Jimin, fucking Park Jimin.

The deep fear was replaced by ugly hurt and anger. You saw red, walking towards him with your fists clenched, you punched him on his shoulder but he didn’t budge.

“How dare you scared me like that! You think is funny?! I hate you so much, I don’t want to see your fucking face ever again. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!” you screamed at the top of your lungs, with angry tears streaming to your chin.

“You thought I was joking?” he asked with mirth, the dark glint in his eyes turned your stomach with dread.

“Just get out Jimin,” you said tired and hurt.

“Y/n, I’m here to kill you-”

And just by that your fear came back twice as hard, your ears buzzed clogging up Jimin’s next words.

You ignored your throat lump of hurt and betrayal, you felt numb while running away from him, hiding in one of the bottom’s cabinets of your kitchen.

You wrapped your arms around your legs, pulling your knees to your chest. You cried until you felt your eyes swelling.

“Y/n? Baby where are you?”

Your eyes widened at Taehyung’s sweet voice calling for you.

You didn’t think twice before opening the cabinet and throwing yourself at him, wrapping your arms around his neck.

Taehyung chuckled hugging you back as hard, stroking your hair while you’re crying on his neck.

“There there, nothing bad will happen to you.”

The shinning knife in Taehyung’s other hand knocked some sense into you. The realization of your reality hit you hard making you gasp and break the hug in a flash, you watched him with your jaw set and your eyes showing the deep hurt and betrayal you felt inside.

Taehyung foxy smile widened on his lips, he pouted when you took a step back from him.

“I won’t hurt you, I promise,” he said softly, biting his bottom lip to stop a smirk.

You let him come closer to you just a step, and then you blow his head with a pan making him whimper with pain. You used his moment of confusion to run away past him.

You opened a window to get out of your house, your ears were buzzing by the raw adrenaline pumping your veins like liquid fire.

You were so, so close to reach your car until you’re not. The next thing you know is that you’re falling face down on the floor by a body launching at your back. You groaned with pain, feeling the body pinning you to the ground by its weight.

“Caught you,” Jungkook’s voice taunted against your ear, sounding out of breath.

You screamed at the top of your lungs, making Jungkook cursed under his breath. He covered your mouth quickly, lifting your body to take you inside the house again.

Your eyes were too swollen by the amount of tears you shed tonight, you were tired and hurt by their sick game.

Jungkook sat on your couch with you on his lap, one arm wrapped around your naked waist to pull you against his chest.

“Isn’t she so cute?” asked Jimin sighing dreamily, you felt acid rage running your veins. You felt like being mocked on.

“A little feisty, but pretty.” Taehyung sat beside you on the couch, his forehead dripping a little bit of blood. You smiled wide at his wound.

“Did it hurt?” You pointed to his forehead, he simply nodded with the corner of his lips curling down.

“Good,” you grinned with hatred.

“Now now, no need to be mean to our Taetae.” Jimin squatted before you, stroking your cheek even when you flinched your face away with disgust.

“No need to be fucking weirdos either, if you want to kill me do it already.” And then you literally spat on Jimin’s face, but to your horror and disgust he grinned wide tasting your drool with his tongue.

You wanted to throw up at the nasty sight.

“Sweetheart, we don’t want to hurt you, even less kill you,” chuckled lowly Jungkook behind you, his grip on your waist tightened a little.

“What? But Jimin said-“

“I didn't say anything, silly. You didn't even let me finish before running away,” Jimin sighed standing up, getting out of the living room and leaving you there feeling totally lost.

“Then… why are you guys doing this?” You whispered weakly, feeling way more unease than before.

“You’ll see.” Whispered back Taehyung near your ear, chuckling when you flinched.

And you did see it.

Jimin dragged your parent’s tied bodies to the floor of the living room, making your stomach sink with horror and dread.

“We came here to kill them.” Grinned proudly Jimin, kicking your dad’s side when he tried to wiggle out of his ties.

“Why!? Leave them alone they did nothing wrong!” You shouted at the top of your lungs, so loud that your throat hurt.

Jimin’s face morphed into an enraged scowl. He walked towards you in two large steps, gripping your chin up roughly. His jaw was set and his gaze hard.

“Shut up, before I cut your tongue.” He hissed with fury swimming in his brown eyes.

You whimpered afraid, recoiling into Jungkook’s chest unconsciously. Jimin’s always been scary when he’s pissed off, but never to this point.

Jimin’s face softened immediately at your fearful expression, you saw a hint of regret in his gaze.

“Hey, don’t scare her.” Jungkook snapped soothing you when you cried, he hugged you tightly. But his soft kiss on your temple didn’t comfort you at all, it only made you wailed harder with disgust.

“Puh-please just… leave us alone, what do you want?” You asked with labored breaths, you looked up hopeless at Jimin.

“Hyung,” warned Taehyung darkly. He sounded on edge by your cries.

“We want you.” Said Jimin with a cold voice.

“And we’re pissed at your parents for lying to you about us.” Continued Jungkook with a thick angered voice.

“So, we came here to teach them a lesson.” Grinned widely Taehyung like a sadist.

It was nothing new that your parents didn’t like your friends, they always told you to get away from them. You never listened to your parents because you thought they were saying bullshit, but you damn regretted not listening to them. They were right about these sickos.

“So you just want me.” You deadpan.

“Yep.” You listened behind you.

“Okay fine, do whatever you want with me. But. Let. Them. Go.” You gritted between teeth, pointing at your parents passed out on the floor.

The living room went silent at your words, the hush made you feel unease.

Jimin squatted in front of you again, this time, giving you the meanest and sadistic grin you’ve ever seen before.

“Take her up.” He ordered lowly, piercing his heavy and intimidating gaze on you, then his eyes dropped slowly to stare at your naked torso, gaze darkening and fixated on your chest. You felt your cheeks heating up by embarrassment, you felt self-conscious.

Your throat lump and your stomach turned when Jungkook carried you up to your room. Taehyung coo when he saw your silent tears streaming from your eyes.

Jungkook laid you down on the mattress rather softly, making your heart shatter. They were your best friends. The acid betrayal you felt burning your chest and throat was too painful to bear.

You weren’t surprised when you saw your SIM card on your nightstand.

“Stop looking so miserable, we’re not hurting you.” Jungkook said on the defensive. His scowl only angered you, but another part of you enjoyed to see that your disgust affected him.

“You fucking hurt my parents, chase me in my own house and manipulated me to let you fuck me! I have all the right in the world to feel and look miserable!” You felt your vocal cords ripping by your loud scream.

Jungkook and you stared at each other with labored breaths, you didn’t break your gaze in challenge, until you heard Jimin’s giggles.

“Tied her to the bed,” he said with a smile, making your stomach turn.

You closed your eyes, if they wanted to have their way with you, so it be. But you’ll be just a dull body under them, you choose to dissociate rather than to be present for them.

“None of that, open your eyes.” Taehyung growled gripping harshly your chin.

Your breath hitched when you felt a hand wrapping your neck, making your eyes open in a flash.

And the image above you freeze your entire body.

The three of them were staring down at you with hunger on their eyes, you saw their pretty faces coming closer to yours, smiling like the devils they were.

Ready to wreck you.

You can read the +18 continuation on Patreon.

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[unhingedhearties]

Let's Just Do These All At Once

Liz is spiraling and rather than make several posts saving the evidence of her horrible behavior, I'll group a few of them together in one post.

🤷🏽‍♀️ Didn't Erin say she met Ben before working on WCTH? I swear she said something like that during the interview tour her and Kevin did a few months ago.

Also, yeah... people marry people they meet through work. You know why that is? Because we spend the majority of our days working. What a concept! You're not going to meet Mr. Right being hunkered down in your parent's basement.

More CSI investigations on Erin's finger indents. She should start wearing a ring on each finger and thumb. Really throw Liz off.

Liz can't comprehend the idea of Team Lucas and Team Nathan fans sitting together and not acting like chimps. It's such a foreign concept.

"Think about it! To be *that* famous that you need a body guard!"

Yeah, Liz. Think about it. Think about actors from a HALLMARK TV show meeting HALLMARK fans and still feeling so unsafe they need someone to protect them. Imagine the kind of sub-human, serial killer-esque psychopaths they probably have to deal with that have driven them to the point that they feel they need that kind of protection when meeting a roomful of middle-aged women.

Think about it.

Speaking of psycopaths...

No one else in the world is allowed to be happy if Liz is miserable at home. Miserable through her own choices.

And people like Liz think Hallmark should listen and cater to them.

My hope for Season 12 is Hallmark makes decisions that spit in the face of fans like Liz. Anything and everything that would drive them into a tailspin, do it. Troll the hell out of the lowest, scummiest people who call themselves Hearties.

I know Hallmark won't. It's too corporate and clean-cut, but I can dream, right?

Erin no longer wears a corset, something that permanently destroys your body, and instead has a normal, human woman proportion and weight... therefore she must be pregnant.

Let's pretend she was pregnant. I'm going to guess that Erin isn't stupid. I'm also going to guess that the costume designer isn't stupid. I'm going to guess that the entire legal department of WCTH/Hallmark aren't stupid because no one in their right mind would say "You're pregnant? Sure, go ahead and wear a corset. Lol, who knows, but I'm sure it'll be fine." That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Also, Liz has constantly been a gross entitled pig when it comes to Erin "being private" (being private in this case apparently meaning that Erin doesn't broadcast every minute and intimate detail about her life). She's constantly screaming about how it's so unfair that she doesn't know everything about Erin, but then hypothesizes that Erin suffered a miscarriage and kept it private and I'm...

I'm baffled. I can not follow this train of thought.

In Liz's mind is Erin supposed to go on Instagram live sitting in the bathroom and announce to her fans that she just had a miscarriage and hashtag it to make sure everyone sees it?

And she has the audacity to wonder why Erin, other cast members and Hallmark/WCTH related accounts have blocked her.

[falling-down-with-light-speed]

What the hell Spotify 💀

[dragonking10]

How does Ruby show that Jaune is hers while at the gym when other women are eyeing him? And vice versa?

Ruby's View

Ruby loves watching Jaune workout, loves how his muscles tense when lifting weights, how his abs look while doing sit ups and Gods she loves how tight those shorts seem to be on hims she can clearly see a massive sword just aching for release from those shorts and she intends to do just that, but before she could she noticed some girls were staring at her man and it PISSES HER OFF. She needs to make one thing clear to those HUSSIES that's ogling at something of HERS, Jaune is HER man and ONLY HERS so she walks up to Jaune after he just finished pull-ups

Ruby kisses Jaune in the lips her tongue exploring in Jaune's mouth savoring every moment She stops and turns to the women

Ruby: YOU SEE THIS? HE'S MINE

Ruby grabs Jaune's face: THIS IS MINE

Ruby grabs Jaune's arms: THIS IS MINE

Ruby rubs Jaune's abs: THIS IS MINE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

Ruby slides her hand to grab Jaune's 'weapon': THIS IS MINE NOW YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE AND IF I EVER SEE YOU BITCHES STARE AT MY MAN AGAIN I'LL TAKE CRESCENT ROSE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES AND SHOOT!

The girls ran in fear as Ruby was dragging Jaune away

Ruby: Come on Jaune there's one more workout~ we need to do. At home.

Jaune was too much in shock to say or do anything, he's still trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

Jaune's View

Jaune can't get enough of seeing Ruby, Especially in those tight workout outfit that she out grew. Usually they workout in their home either in tight outfits or in the nude but this particular day she wanted to try out some tredmils that could match her speed, she told him to grab a chair and sit down so he took a seat directly behind her, he makes a mental note to get one for their workout room in their house because he is recieving a great show of his wife's glorious booty jiggling with every step, her melons bouncing he could see from the mirror wall and her thighs is just too damn perfect.

He quickly noticed he wasn't alone at ogling at his wife, there were a couple of guys staring her down, and that could not stand so he stood up and walked over to the 2 men

Jaune: Hey I couldn't help but notice you two looking at something that's not yours

Guy 1: So? What's it to ya?

Guy 2: Yeah it's none of your business.

Jaune: Oh it's so my business because that woman there you're staring and making suggestions at is my wife!

Jaune's aura started to glow around and the guys could swear to the Gods that they were staring at Death himself

Jaune smiles like a psycopath: So I suggest you two start walking and get on with your day before I rip out your throats and choke you with your own tongues

The guys paled in fear and apologized to Jaune before getting the hell out of there after changing their pants because Jaune literally scared the shit out of them

Jaune walks over to Ruby who is catching her breath from running on the tredmil for a while, he picks her up and carries her out

Ruby confused: Jaune what are you doing I'm not done working out yet

Jaune: Trust me after I'm done with you, you won't be standing for a week

Ruby blushes: Is that a promise?

Jaune smirks at Ruby: That's an Arc Promise.

Ruby blushes before mischieviously grinning: YES my plan worked and now I'm gonna have some real fun~

Oh Ruby knows about those men staring at her and she knows how possessively jealous her husband can get and let's just say Jaune calling Ruby his really turned her on. Ruby makes a mental note to give Jaune great show for being so adorabley loyal, she really wants to show him how flexable she can be, she shudders in anticipation she can't wait to get started.

[bad4amficideas]

I'm... thE BAT??!!... imagine

Note: English is not my language, so I hope you will be understanding of any flaws you find.

As if was's not weird enough waking up as a newborn baby, waking up as a baby being adopted by Thomas and Martha Wayne because your was-supossed-to-be older brother Bruce died of complications from the birth which left Martha unable to have more children. What the actual fuck people? Actually with the physical blow it was enough to make a baby cry from the shock. There are someones who take their work very seriously.

SO... Congratulations and condolences my dear Reader, you are the new and only one Wayne family treasure.

Timeskip to the alley of pearls (of blood and nacre) and horrors. No, you weren't hallucinating these last few years. Horrible second realization (or third or fourth I lost count if we count that you have reincarnated in a world city full of sociopaths and your new totally lovely and nice parents have just died). Batman, key piece of the dcverse, does not exist! ... or kinda... wAiT must be you?? because you has been assuming their role...

But.. What role is that??? Has anyone stopped to count how many times Batman has been rewritten and reinvented ??? anyone remember anymore Philip Wayne??? Joker is Anonymous or Jerome, Jeremiah or Jack or Arthur... no no, don't you say, now it's Alfred or James Gordon or Lucius, right?

Reader aka you spend the next few years of childhood receiving an elite education (so can fly away they say to themselves) and although have not yet decided whether to own the Bat Signal, being a youngling in Gotham with the corresponding paranoia that creates (hey! even an older couple of ultra famous and rich dudes can get killed in a fucking ALLEY), plus psycopaths likes the Joker and the "It's raining meAliens" times coming over the horizon are good motivators when it comes to training and studying, at least for one OWN life when you're not the natural born genius Bruce Wayne.

Alfred thinks their poor protegee have an overflowing imagination (and he's somewhat, very concerned with their "what if? motivations" Reader thinks their poor second? Third? dad, has luck not knowing half of them are going to actually happen in a decade...)

Skip again, successor of the Wayne family decides to take a year off to "ponder" on what to study in their future (with dad blessing and callings you swear!!)... actually running from the idea of ​​become the Beacon of Hope of Gotham aaaaand or buuuut because run away when Reader is almost ready to take the cape is a -10 Luck stat modifier they just head ending in moar training with The League of Assassins (blame my 4am fantasies with dark! Qui-Gon Jinn) where both father and daughter end up very, very, very obsessed with them, like as with Bruce, they want Reader to stay, but for reasons more... reasons. Fortunately. This reader may not be the Ruler of Detectives. But IT IS the Ruler among Paranoids and the ImageTrope of the CrazyPrepared ones even best fitting that Batman. So at the end Reader got away and puts up enough obstacles so that they cannot run off to follow them.

Also, tangentially Reader thinks if must keep the original alias or maybe something like HeBat/SheBat/TheyBat/FaeBat/BatHuman/BatPerson/Batlord/Batlady/BatLory/BatNoble/LordBat/LadyBat/LoryBat/NobleBat/BatKnight/BatItried so as not to be stepping on names and honor their new fam... like do they have to follow the bat theme? why not a squirrel? is it also like a rat and like someones have somelike wings whatabour BlackWingedSquirrelPerson? FlyingMice? (Reader was in the middle of an anxiety crisis there, excuse them)

At this point Reader has their photo next to the definition of "actor/actress" and "anxiety". Because, oh in Heavens Stan Lee... eeeep, I mean, in Earthlands Scott Snyder, Bob Kane & Bill Finger... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OF A CIRCUS ACCIDENT WITHOUT SURVIVORS, WHERE IS OUR BIRD. WE READERS COUNT THE TIME. THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED, PLUS THE FU**ING NEWSPAPER SAID TWO WEEKS TO THE CIRCUS GO FOR STAGING IN GOTHAM.

Reader search endlessly for their boy wonder, wonder boy while defeating crime. The antihero form has it somewhat easier than the original Batman, simply because was already prepared for everything and more (ie never had problems with Scarecrow or Poison Ivy because their suit was prepared against them and has kinda antidotes from the beginning)

Sadly they finds sooner a little and starved thug destroying their car (has no heart to call it batmobile) than the future leader of the Teen Titans. So Jason Todd becomes the first Robin. Usual canonical things proceeds excepts... In my 4am fantasy, here Reader actually, YES, they kills the Joker after Jason death and it's Tim Blake who gets them out of the "I fuck it up Bruce-sensei, don't hate me, I fuck canon twice dishonor on me, how, How I could, Dick Bruce, Dick and now there is blood and Jay and..." because this is no time to doubt yourself when the Court of Owls is in action, there are Talons (2 in particular) everywhere and Gotham is messed and scared of their Hope aka Reader btw... (Oh, but Harley is BFF now).

Based on threats and letters, the JL may or may not have been formed, without a Reader who is not Batman and has the training room soundproof to be able to scream their heart free because, people, imagine being them (and not batman).

And timeskip again, same shit in the darkness, antiheroself gets again better light, while in their civilian life Reader works Tim's and more people adoption and tries to encourage his wits and genius while keeping him away from coffee (uhoh thats soda or monster energy? Was that even canon anyway?), everyone's flirts Wayne Enterprises Head (Reader has decided is Tim heirloom because they sucks with such things), hell, even marriage proposals, including the Al Ghul formal proposal to their civilsona! And a certain handsome hotel heir Ric Powers, son of a couple Joseph and Maria Powers (whom Reader is sure should know but refuses -Ric not the Powers-) and as young man who does not stop conforting, stalking and flirting and whatever he can think with them so get their attention (basically zero personal space) although Reader insists they could be their older sibling.

Also Ra's resurrects Jason to use him as a lever against Reader (luckily or not, there was no Red Hood reborn madness here).

And Tim is bringing moar kids, like YeS!?? But, wHy???!! Reader thanks all deities their worst enemy is the Court and they are not a JLA member because Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

And of course, when everything seems to improve and settle... boom! Batfamily from an alternate world (thank God they are not Batman ThatLaughts or BlackSuperman or a yandere or villain version or something like that), someone give Reader vacation, "I'm the Bat, not fucking Batman!" (their mental cachphrase yes so no overwork)

[lukasmcsbr]

MCSM Season 3 Chapter 4:The Ender Pearls

Hey guys,it's the writer here,just want to remind you all to please share this chapter so more people can see this,nos let's get this reading started:

When Aiden,Lukas and Jesse arrive at the Old Order's temple,they met with Axel,Olivia Petra and Radar,who were talking about the heist at the treasure hall in Beacontown

Olivia:Did someone got hurt?

Radar:A few guards got killed,we saw their inventories,that's why i came runnig here,to alert u guys

Petra:Look it's Jesse and Lukas

Petra:And...Aiden?...

All(except Radar):AIDEN?!?!?!?

They all draw their weapons

Jesse:Guys wait,he's with us!

Lukas:Yeah,he's no longer our enemy,he ditched the Blaze Rods and now is a member of the New Order of the Stone

Aiden:That's right...

Olivia:Now that's a surprise...

Petra:This is more surprising then the raid at the Treasure hall

Lukas,Jesse and Aiden:WHAT?!?!?

They all get silent

Jesse:But...How?There were guards and...wait,who raid it?

Axel:The group that your new friend says he ditched,like we would believe him

Radar:Yes Jesse,they were in a large group and they...killed the guards...

Jesse:What...?

Petra:Were sorry...

Jesse:I...what did they stole?

Axel:An relic that we got a few months ago...some pearl

Ivor:[Sneaks behind them]Not some pearl...

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Petra:Ivor you bundle!!!

Lukas:Where did you even came from?

Ivor:A ninja never reveals his secrets,you should know that

Jesse:Wait do you know something about the Pearl that The Blaze Rods stole?

Ivor:Yes,it's not just a normal Pearl,it's one of three Pearls called:The Ender Pearls

Olivia:Ender Pearls already exist and are pretty rare actually...

Ivor:They're not some normal warping pearls,these three main Ender Pearls were created by the Admin know as Fred,each one have powers that can be given to it's wearers,if they place the Pearls in their bodies,they gain the power of revenge,the power to deceive and the power to hate

Axel:What if the Blaze Rods get ALL three?

Ivor:You must not let that happen!

All(except Jesse Lukas and Aiden):WHY?

Ivor:Ressurrection...

Jesse:They would have the power to bring back...The Admin!

All:Gasp!!!

Petra:Can...they really do that?

Ivor:I'm afraid yes

Radar:We have to stop them!

Jesse:We will,If they bring Romeo back from the dead,he will have an absolute power given by the pearls

Petra:How do you know that?

Aiden:I told them

Axel,Olivia and Petra:YOU?

Radar:Wait who are you by the way?

Axel:He's a punk that destroyed an entire city and hurt lots of people with his friends,we can't trust him,nor accept him in the Order!

Olivia:Axel calm down,we should give him a chance,it's been seven years since we fought him

Aiden:Yeah,please,i swear i have good intentions to join the Order,listen,to prove that i've changed,i'm gonna tell you guys were the second Ender Pearl is hidden

Jesse:Wait,you didn't mentioned THAT in the forest!

Aiden:It wans't relevant at the moment,but it's gonna be easy to get it,Isa haves it in her new palace at Sky City's lands

Jesse:Then let's go there to warn them

Ivor:ADVENTURE!!!

Petra:Wait,he's coming?

Ivor:C'mon,i can be very useful with my ninja abilities

Jesse:Whatever...let's get to the Treasure Hall,take the Enchanted Flint and Steel and get ourselves there

Aiden:Can i...go with you guys?

All(except Lukas,Jesse,Ivor and Radar):NO!

Jesse:Guys,he's on our side now,he wants to make amends with us all

Ivor:Can we go now please?

Petra:Okay...[sneaks behind Jesse as they're heading to the Treasure Hall]Hey Jesse,are you sure we can fuly trust Aiden?I mean,he kicked you from a cliff,didn't he?

Jesse:Yeah,i'm not to sure about my decision of letting him join us,but what choice do we have,The Blaze Rods out-number us very greatly,we need all the help we can get,besides,i'm keeping an eye on him

They arrive at the Treasure Hall,see the deceased guard's inventories,and mourn over them

Axel:They fought bravely

Olivia:So disturbing...How could they do this to them?

Aiden:Well,spending seven years in jail made Gill and Maya a little...sadistic over you guys,Maya specially got crazy and insane,she giggles at random times for no reason,i could hear her laughing beaneath my underground prison,Gill got very psycopathic too,i mean,he enjoyed beating up other prisoners in lunch time at prison

Olivia:Weird,they only stole the Ender Pearl of Vengeance and left all these other rare treasures and relics?

Aiden:Nah,they don't really care for treasures and stuff,their main goal is ressurrect The Admin and use his powers for no good

Ivor:Hey,i am the redeemed historian here,you copycat

Lukas:Just quit it you two

Lukas:Jesse...are you ok?

Jesse:[Looks distraught at his personal security general's inventory]They're gonna pay for this...let's go to that temple and light up that dimensional portal

They take the enchanted flint and steel and head to the temple's portal

Jesse:Light it up!

Olivia lights up the portal with the flint and steel

Lukas:Is everyone ready?

Olivia:I sure am

Axel:Let's do this!

Petra:Let's kick their butts

Radar:Um...yeah,let's show them what we got

Ivor:ADVENTURE!!!

Aiden:I'm ready

Jesse:Guys,lets be heroes again!

They start to go into the portal

Ivor:[blinks]adventure...

They go throught the portal,then the Blaze Rods show up

Maya:Um,this is gonna be fun!

BR member:Man,she gives me the creeps

Maya:I heard that,who said it?Say it so i can raise my sais to the dead one

(she uses two iron sais as weapons ok?)

BR member:err...

Gill:Calm down Maya,were gonna have better...espectators...to threaten hehe

They all go throught the portal

So guys,here's chapter 4 of my concept plot for Minecraft Story Mode season 3,i hope you all enjoyed this chapter,which focus around Aiden being accepted by the other members of the New Order of the Stone and the return of Ivor,please share this so i can keep having the motivation to keep writing to you guys,i hope u all enjoyed😅

PS:Chapter five may come out very soon,so stay connected✌

[lucy-in-the-house]

☆~Oc info sheet~☆

So I decided to get off my lazy @ss and post this :b

^^^sketch of my oc(tails and ears not included)doing one of her favorite passtimes, free-run parkour in search of a wall to graffiti^^^

☆*Full name*☆

Lucy Jeanette Eileen Giroud

☆*Nicknames*☆

Lu

"The fox"

☆*Sign*☆

Scorpio

☆*Birthday*☆

16/11

☆*Age*☆

17 (physically)

☆*Status*☆

Alive

☆*Race*☆

Half human/half demon

☆*Ethnicity*☆

French-American-British

☆*Gender*☆

Pineapple. Just kidding, Female

☆*Height*☆

1m62

☆*Weight*☆

50kg

☆*Blood type*☆

HH, also known as 'Bombay Blood'

☆*Eye color*☆

Hazel

☆*Hair color*☆

Orange/Red

☆*Occupation*☆

2nd year highschool student, or in France: Terminale student. And the personal bodyguard of the heir to a worldwide criminal organization.

☆*Relatives*☆

-Eliott Giroud (older brother).

-Lisana Teatly (Lily for short, childhood friend).

-Thomas Carlson (childhood friend)

☆*Hobbies*☆

Drawing, 'performing arts' (dancing, singing, theatre,...), playing video games, watching anime and listening to Kpop.

☆*Favorite food*☆

Chocolate and any soft, and not sour, candy.

☆*Favorite drink*☆

Powerade

Bubble tea

Iron bru (for the meme)

☆*For dem shipzzzz*☆

I like to ship her with Laito :3

/(0^0)/

☆*Quotes*☆

"Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer... mentally unstable."

"I ain't no fox!"

"You vamps are literally oversized mosquitos"

"*Irish accent* you wanna go mate? You wanna fight? I'll bash ye 'ead in! I swear on meh mom I'll destroy ya!"

"Well imma just skiddadle the heck outta here"

"Hon Hon Hon I am very française!"

"GO GET DESTROYED!"

"*T pose* I'm the meme Lord and punmaster. Fear my powerrrrr..."

"If you're feeling suicidal you came to the right place! Cuz I'm gonna f*****g kill myself as well"

"BTS are true Gods. No need for Jesus when I got these sunshines."

☆*Clothes*☆

She will usually wear a red or purple hoodie with black shorts (sometimes jeans) with pink thigh highs and white shoes. She always has three hairclips to hold up the right part of her fringe. She has a pair of red glasses but doesn't wear them often because she forgets. She is very pale (mostly because of her unbalanced health) and is a bit chubby, she's a bit too busty for her age (but seriously doesn't give a damn).

☆*Personality*☆

She's a really laid back and bubbly girl, who has a bad case of swearing, and talking about morbid subjects with problem. She a good person, though she might be psycopathic. However, she's absolutely horrible at socializing, as a child she never had the chance to, so she has difficulty opening up to others, or speaking to people she isn't familiar with. Apart from that, she can get very sassy and sarcastic with a pinch of salt. She gets easily triggered like say sh&t about her fam and she'll diss yo @ss. She's also a 'daredevil', and will never say no to a challenge. She a kind soul with a pinch of spicyness and MEMES.

And although she's a weirdo, she a good and respectful student.

And I almost forgot, she a Kpop fan and an otaku (not a weaboo) so her social life is n o n e x i s t a n t.

☆*History*☆

(Note: her history is long, but if you read it all you'll get a cookie🍰🍩🍰🍪🍪🍪🍪)

Lucy was born in an average family. She grew up in france, though she was born in america. Her life at home was pretty normal, though she didn't get along very well with her father or siblings, but Lucy was pretty close to her mother who was like a best friend to her. At school however, she was constantly bullied, both mentally and physically. The reasons were one because she was the only child with red hair in her school (and they thought she had some contamination), and because she didn't fit in any social groups.

She grew up thinking she was a freak of nature and a disgrace, cursed to be alone, that love was something she'd ever experience and learned that the only way to be left alone was by being creepy and/or violent.

However, she managed to make friends with two people, and she made her mind to protect them no matter what. The bullying went on for 10 years. Her parents tried taking her to therapists, doctors, psycologist, but not one could fix her broken mind. So the only option they had left was to send her away to her Uncle and Cousin, after that day, she never saw her biological family again. (Except for her brother)

Her cousin Caitlin (who is now dead) was like an older sister, and was nice to her. She soon found out that her family came down from generations of monster hunters, her uncle was one, and so was her cousin, her cousin taught her how to fight, and the weakness of practically every monster that she could remember. But her cousin's intentions behind educating her on this topic was to find herself a replacement, to kill a demon she had summoned a few years back. Caitlin had sacrificed her soul to a demon to obtain the weapon needed, which she gave to Lucy.

After her cousin dissapeared, she went back to her hometown and reunited with her friends. She spent the next year hunting the demon her cousin was aiming for, but little did she know that the demon was also looking for her. When they finally encountered, it was a hard battle. Lucy won, but barely alive, having a big scar going across her torso. But before the demon died, it infuses its soul into Lucy's body, giving Lucy it's powers and cursing her with immortality. After that fight, she went back to her friends. They traveled down to the South of France and settled there, trying to live 'normal' lives... Until one day, she received orders from [...] to live with the sakamakis.

☆*Relationships*☆

-Eliott: they almost never interact, although they are family. They only speak when it comes to business or important matters.

-Lily: they are very close, Lily is one of the only two people who know Lucy inside out. Lucy has sworn to protect Lily even if it would cost her life. They love to hangout together and cry over fandoms.

-Thomas: same as Lily, except he's like a mom, always taking care of Lucy, even when she says she doesn't need help, they both share a love for kpop and anime. Lucy's emotional bond with Thomas is stronger than anyone else she's close to, even Lily.

☆*Abilities*☆

As Lucy is half demon, she gained most of the abilities of the demon who infused itself into her, who was a shadow demon:

-increased strength and hearing

-teleportation

-she can sorta float

-the shadow realm: by jumping into a shadow (a person's shadow, object's shadow, any shadow at all) she can enter an dimension called "the shadow realm", a place only shadow demon may access

-a little thing I like to call Katherine: Katherine was the 'name' of the demon Lucy fought with, this ability activities when she deadly mad or under too much stress or pressure that she just snaps and goes psycho. She has strange black tentacles (like a kagune from Tokyo ghoul). She will attack anything around her. Only Thomas and Lily can control her under this form.

Lucy has been fighting since as long as she can remember, so she is very skilled in the domaine.

Although she might not have all the abilities of the demon, she's still more powerful than a demon, as the fact she has emotions (which demons don't) has a great impact on her powers.

Lucy can't die from age ot sickness. But she candie from bloodloss and getting wounded, as she heals only slightly faster than a human.

☆*other info*☆

1-Lucy was the second eldest of her biological family.

2-she enherited half of her father's company (the other half her older brother) and her family's mansion.

3-she an absolute virgin :/ *le sad music*

4-She's left handed, therefore her capacity at cutting meat is non-exigent (true story, left handed people struggle more at cutting meat, and I'm talking out of experience because I am left handed)

5-she speaks fluent English and French (Those were the two languages she spoke throughout her childhood), she also learned German, Japanese and is trying to learn Korean. She's also fluent in Shakespearean and in both English and Australian slang.

6-in the south of France, she goes to a highly reputed international campus.

7-lucy doesn't like physical contact whatsoever, except for Thomas and Lily, and she can just about tolerate Laito but She gets really flushed and embarrassed. She gets uncomfortable when people touch her hair, shoulders, lower back and thighs, if someone does touch her there she'll flinch and try to pry them off.

8-she only wears clothes that fully cover her body because she's a very self aware person and she's covered in scars because of her sh&tty childhood.

[suncameos]

I'm so tired of people calling me "strange". This may look like a post that a pickmegirl would write but I swear it's not that. It has happened all my life and every time it does I need to rein in back the tears and laugh it off, because at the end of the day I do not understand why. I've tried all my life to look and act in a socially acceptable manner, I've been called a psycopath by teachers and have been told that I "never show any emotion" and that's "creepy" and I don't understand what I can do to change it. Probably nothing. It's not even the fact that I don't have friends because I have many friends and they are chill about it, but even they sometime comment on it. Idk. Food for thought.

[depressiveprozac]

how to have skinny legs:

first, grab an apple and cut it in half. then, put one of said halves in your mouth so that your whole mouth is full and so that if you try to shout no one will be able to hear it. when that's done, grab the knife you used to cut the apples and get your legs really skinny by cutting off all skin and muscle. when your legs are just bone grab the skin you cut and use glue to stick it to your legs.

now go and flaunt your skinny legs!

[hermit-artisan]

Icicles would make the best weapons. You could stab somebody with them and then the weapon/evidence would just melt away.

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

And now, a song to never sing out loud in public.