#I swear I'm an adult

[uptoolateart]

Having far too much fun with this ML Playmobil

[havingaverydrarryday]

Harry: hey Draco, I got you some Muggle candy

Draco: 😑... *takes the Maltesers anyway *

[dangerousstrawberrypie]

I've been watching the latest season of Call the Midwife at the same time as season three of the Bad Batch because apparently I just love feeling emotional turmoil? Anyway, it occurred to me today that they definitely share characteristics.

(I'm using the original Midwife cast because there's so many new characters lately, and this is just for fun)

Hunter and Sister Julienne

leading

trying to make it work

they've seen some stuff but haven't lost their way

interesting head gear

Wrecker and Chummy

large presence, large heart

perceived as clumsy but a skilled professional

here to bring joy

Crosshair and Trixie

did someone say sass?

on top of the fashion

dramatic history

damn fine skills

Echo and Sister Evangelina

so tired of your bullshit

but will also save your life and everything in it

solid advice

grumpiest hearts of gold

Tech and Sister Bernadette

all the expertise

SPECS

ready to handle that difficult maneuver

not following orders, imperial or religious

Omega and Jenny Lee

new kid in town

tougher than she looks

still hecking adorable

has a secret of her own

[kiwiplaetzchen]

*Waddles into Kiwi's hole*

Hi... whispers quietly and hands a flower.

*waddles away*

The card on the flower says: You're like... really pretty amd adorable.

My my, Anon. I was so glad you could come. Into my hole.💚

I like you!

Welcome! 💚 Hi!

You waddled so fast in and out, I almost didn't notice you. Sorry if it was too tight in here. You're a quick little rascal, aren't you? Wish you could've stayed longer. In my hole. Please, come again. Anytime. I will keep it warm for you. I have lots of blankets.

Thank you for the lovely flower, you precious bean!!!

💚🌷😆 You are too cute!! 🥹💚😆🫂

You are even more beautiful and adorable!!! I’m blinded by your beauty, inside and out!! 💚

But next time, when you decide to come into my hole, do you mind staying for a little dance? Don't worry, I'll take the lead.

Kiwi got you, Anon. 😌

[precedex-files]

Actual view from my fridge

[romantichore]

my partner convinced me to give Palworld a try and I can't believe I'm saying this but it's such a good game? like, I'm shocked.

I was not a Pokémon kid and never even tried playing the games, so when I read that it was like a copycat I thought I'd hate it.

here we are 35 levels and lots of hours later and I have explored like maybe 25% of the map, I'm still having a blast, and I legit can't believe it's still in early access. it has features, already well implemented, that some AAA games had to have modders create.

oh yeah, and you can customize your experience at any time by just changing the settings to your world. want to make things more difficult? sure. want to have everything spawn on you at once? go ahead. play it as a farming simulator or min max the shit out of it, you can do either or both. like👌 ggs devs

plus, you know. I can give my sheep a machine gun and use my fox as a flamethrower. 10/10 for that alone

[teecupangel]

What counts as sleep paralysis?

'cause I just woke up unable to move, watch as the fabric of the pillow I was hugging suddenly start to stretch into a screaming face that let out this sound like Kayako from the Grudge and I could feel my heart beating so fast and fear gripped my body until I started to tremble.

And that's when I realized I could move.

And I have no idea why I did it but I just...

Bit my pillow really hard, right where the screaming face was.

Just clamped down on that motherfucker and shook my head.

And then I woke up with my teeth still clamped onto my pillow.

And I am left wondering...

Did I... just bite a paralysis demon on the face?

[penkura]

I think I just ate a bite of paper off the bottom of a castella cake.

Oops.

[shootingxstardust]

Okay.. one more little gift for myself. I couldn't help myself... gxotxoyx

[jellymellydraws]

Nice.

[ae-fond-seeker]

me: I'm gonna go do some msq while I ponder those asks!

also me: [*proceeds to take a few gposes, then dozes on-and-off for a few hours with the Limsa bgm playing the whole time before waking up and getting a bowl of ice cream*]

..........okay, sure😅😓

[uptoolateart]

More very mature Playmobil photos - the collection keeps growing

[dejablonde]

This felt like a good band name

[groverarms]

[valiantlyannoyingbread]

i'm a twenty-two year old college graduate who has traveled through most of western europe that has only now just realized that the word "alpine" refers to things from or pertaining to the alps.

[oldfangirl81]

I just need to tell the Internet I have a Psyduck band-aid on my boob right now. I couldn't be bothered to go get a regular one.