#I still ultimately prefer spawn but ascended got an upgrade to being legitimately compatibie with my fucked up tastes
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He's still daft, but now that Astarion is actually making good on his promise of an undead horde and blotting out the sun - instead of just talking about it, and then nothing but parties and vague talk of ruling from the shadows - I find myself far more willing to entertain the idea of a villainous relationship.
I'm not up for a squid empire or being a lapdog for a politician, but this is sufficiently ambitious and flashy villainy. 'Sun King' is a bit over the top, but he kept his promise of undead hordes he can do what he wants.
Sure, you can have the Netherstones. Pass me that glass of blood I said I was gonna drink sitting on your lap: this is going to be fun.
#Unexpected Patch 7 update: Vel's Banite timeline is not the divorce timeline after all!#Although it might be a Myrkulyte timeline now I haven't decided#I still ultimately prefer spawn but ascended got an upgrade to being legitimately compatibie with my fucked up tastes#Requirement for my villainous obsessions: Aim high and go the extra mile or go home#babbling#playthrough shenanigans#petty murder boyfriends#edgelord hours#/ascended astarion#/astarion
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