#I stand by the idea that Better world Fidds is still possum-y. Just in a different way.

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More Better World Fiddleford

So recently I was looking through people’s posts about Better World Fidds losing his possum boy energy, and it got me thinking about what he might look like in more detail.

My reblog from Tazmiilly’s post about this ⬆️

Some Karen decided to make it her personal business whether this man was wearing his shoes around the institute. He just wanted to quintuple check something barefoot, was that so wrong?

Karen was escorted out soon after.

This picture was taken in 1991, long after Better World Bill was dead and they didn’t need the hair for keeping him out.

There’s always experiments going on at the institute, either for the main research projects, or student work. I like to think Professor Mcgucket pounces on the unicorn hair restock duties.

The local unicorn herd was pretty uninterested with helping during the Cipher crisis, unlike the other anomalies who were approached. Even when they knew what was going on with Better World Ford, they kept refusing to help and calling everyone “impure of heart”. One got really nasty with Stanley and somehow made him cry.

So any chance Fiddleford gets to hog-tie a unicorn and mess up its mane is a chance he’ll gladly take. Every year, there’s multiple professors and scientists that talk about his unicorn wrangling. They say this man went out barefoot in the Oregon rain and still managed to hog-tie that horse. Another time he apparently had a bad case of strep throat and refused to cancel the trip to get more hair.

Once the herd starts getting hard enough to wrangle, he’ll just make a thingamagig to help. They’re cooked.