#I slayed tonight ngl. I was the only Eddie there and I was the only person who could keep up with hot patootie so I’m winning rn
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I stuck my gum on the rim of my cider can and now every time I drink I taste mint instead of cider bc of the smell of the gum,,,
#stupid problems faced by a stupid person 😭😭😭#but hey I’m still in a good mood#i haven’t wiped off my Eddie makeup yet bc it feels so gender#I slayed tonight ngl. I was the only Eddie there and I was the only person who could keep up with hot patootie so I’m winning rn#this was the role I was meant to fill I feel#belting that song like my life depended on it#my arms are gonna ache tomorrow bc I was holding my entire weight up on the counter whenever I got excited (often)#(whenever columbia was on screen and for the entirety of both sweet transvestite and hot patootie)#pinky’s personal journal
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