#I shouldn’t have to go to saganaw to get shrimp paste
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I need a boyfriend, if for no other reason than that when I say “I’m out of fermented shrimp paste, please go to Saginaw and fetch me some,” something actually gets done about it.
#Need to find me a man ASAP#I have been dropping hints about needing shrimp paste for WEEKS#(i.e. shrieking “I need shrimp paste” at the top of my lungs every morning)#But do you think my father or brothers care?#They do not#Could I go to saganaw to get fermented shrimp paste myself?#Theoretically yes#But that’s not the point here#I shouldn’t have to go to saganaw to get shrimp paste#*SoMe* *PeOpLe* who go to *SaGiNaW* for *WoRk*#Could stop at an Asian market and get me some instead#>:(#Obviously I am not even REMOTELY bitter about this#At all#like#not even a little bit
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