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eddis-not-eeddis · 1 year ago

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I need a boyfriend, if for no other reason than that when I say “I’m out of fermented shrimp paste, please go to Saginaw and fetch me some,” something actually gets done about it.

#Need to find me a man ASAP #I have been dropping hints about needing shrimp paste for WEEKS #(i.e. shrieking “I need shrimp paste” at the top of my lungs every morning)#But do you think my father or brothers care?#They do not #Could I go to saganaw to get fermented shrimp paste myself?#Theoretically yes #But that’s not the point here #I shouldn’t have to go to saganaw to get shrimp paste #*SoMe* *PeOpLe* who go to *SaGiNaW* for *WoRk*#Could stop at an Asian market and get me some instead #>:(#Obviously I am not even REMOTELY bitter about this #At all #like #not even a little bit

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