#I should meantion all the goblin are apart of the Joe-nass family
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D&D Camp 1.2
DAY TWOOOOOOO!! i like to call today the "day of planning"
party managed to follow plan (ie. drop one of the enemy guards from 150ft onto the owl bear killing both)
Team ties up the final evil guard and have him pass out for a while
goblin they captured earlier is interrogated (find out he has a cute backstory, and has hopes to get money to pay for his mom's and stepdad's wedding) and is brought into the party as an apprentice to the cleric-chef
In the middle of the night, the halfling/gnome rogue goes into the bush to collect rocks but is threatened by a big-boi-goblin who wants all his money
the artificer, druid, bard, and princess come outside the carriage to investigate
artificer vortex-teleports the big0boi-mean-goblin to empty space where both the rogue and bard stab (and kill)
the bard loots the body, finds out that evil-big-boi-goblin was married so cleric brings him back to life
big-boi-goblin (Jilly Joe) turns out to hate best-boy-goblin (billy joe jr) so the party is between killing JJ agian with mushrooms or by burning him at the stake
the princess intervenes so instead the party football punts JJ into the woods never to be seen again (or will he...)
Princess has a greataxe and knows how to use it
also the bible (pronounced bih-ble) exists and tells the story of besus (son of virgin barry) smt smt and bod (not god. bod. as in body, who is a girrafe)
*insert montage sequence here where they travel, built UP the carriage, make a therapy room, and the artificer makes a homunculus name Jyee (pronounced joe)
therapy with the princess begins run by the noble-rogue and the cleric (sat in on/listened to by everyone else)
turns into planning their mission
this goes on for an out of character 1.5 hours INCLUDING their snack break! they are doing great. i know nothing of their plan
more montage... more montage... more montage (headed towards the cave which is their only free entrance into the city)
along the way, find a cuursed amulet which can grant the spell Wish three two times (used for donuts)
everyone argues about if they should give the bracelet to the princess
i walk away and tell them that they need to work together as a team (to catch my breath and to help defuse tension)
I come back and they are happy and smiling
adulting (im 16/17) works.
#I should meantion all the goblin are apart of the Joe-nass family#this does infact mean there is a band called the joe-nass brothers#i found this funny#at multiple points were the children CHANTING either “19” or “WAR CRIMES YEAHHHHHH!!!!”#two different PC's have crushes on the princess#dnd#dungeons and daddies#D&D#d&d#crazy#d&d 5e#d&d story
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