#I should do more of these!!!!! They are fun gad dammit

[junkanimate]

First post of 2024, keeping it real, keeping it gay

This is very much a recreation of this post on tiktok, and a big thank you <3 to @helsensm for basically putting the worm in my head to do this (luv u)

[superbatson]

frozen denver: a reaction post

yeah, i decided to watch the frozen boot in its entirety on a snow day. it seemed appropriate enough. 😜

act one

i really dig this narrator/troll guy. he’s kinda hot (but that’s probably bc he’s shirtless constantly with tattoos/body paint and biceps & abs for days... mm, yes)

i like the diversity aspect of having elsa & anna’s dad be black. only, for the show to be realistic, elsa & anna shouldn’t be so light-skinned. while it is possible to have mixed parents and come out as white-passing, it’s more likely/common for the kids’ skins to be at least somewhat dark/medium. both girls don’t look mixed at all.

ooh, the “monster” melody appears in the beginning? i love it! (with bonus foreshadowing, yes please!)

patti is a really good anna. she’s quite adorable, and her voice is a really good fit for the character.

these ice projects are fantastic, i especially love the ones on the objects elsa’s holding when she first appears

bringing the remaining cast of characters in for “first time in forever” is a very smart move. it really makes it feel like this song is more the opening number, despite what we’ve already seen/heard so far. now the real story can begin.

hans is reeeeeally awkward in the beginning, wow. he wasn’t like this in the original film. a little awkward/clumsy, yeah, but not any more than anna. he’s like ten times more awkward than anna now, but john as a cute smile, so i’ll give him that.

weaselton’s tango is kind of unnecessary, but still a fun little transition between scenes. kinda makes the show feel more like a movie, since that’s more something that you’d find in a movie than a broadway show.

even if i was never a huge fan of the original movie, “love is an open door” has definitely been my favorite song from this franchise ever since i saw it, and john & patti sound even better singing this song than kristen & santino. i love this performance.

i’ll admit, i watched this performance before when i initially downloaded the boot and gosh, the slightly adult-ish humor is great. anna’s hand sliding down han’s chest, hilarious! these lil dorks really don’t know how to flirt.

i love the dance break!!!! it’s so cute and fun! and very in-character.

best part of that number has to be how quickly-yet-gradually john’s curls begin to fall loose. they’re just everywhere by the end, and i love it!

oh god now they’re making out as they transition scenes... this is a family show!

i just noticed that when anna comes back out to officially meet/team up with kristoff, the strip of white in her hair has gotten bigger... i’m guessing the whiteness will continue to grow as the show goes on?

oh no i really like jelani’s voice too. what the heck, this cast is so talented?!?!

i love the production design for this show. it really makes you feel like you’re in a cold, snowy, frozen place. (but the same can be said for ghd, because that also did a really good job of setting the mood in terms of the weather of the show.)

this is now the second time anna’s been lifted up in the air (or, i guess, swept off her feet... *ba dum tss*) by a male character in the show... is there supposed to be a height joke there?

they really could have done a better job with how they incorporate olaf into the show, at least from a design standpoint. everything so far makes the show seem realistic, like it could be set in the real world - or, say, like a live-action movie. but olaf looking exactly like the animated movie? terrible. i get that he has a particular look to him, but disney, please change it going into broadway, thanks.

(i don’t even care if they give him black, button eyes that could make him look creepier. it’ll be realistic, and we all learned to love the hyper-realistic cgi characters of 2017′s beauty and the beast, right?)

greg is... alright as olaf. a little too much like a gad copycat to me. and while i understand how much the kids like “in summer” and it shows how adorable dumb olaf is as a character, is it really necessary in the broadway show? it’s just too much of a break from the main plot of the show.

oh, look, they fixed john’s hair, ha, that’s great. there’s just like a single curl falling on his forehead now.

ohh, yes, give me this assertive leader hans. i love this character growth. (bc i’m the weirdo who’s always loved hans, even when he ends up being evil. sue me.)

“let it go” is such an overrated song, but damn, does it make a good act one closer! (and that ice dress is gorgeous, ugh, best costume of the show so far.)

act two

oh no they kept the trading post guy. why

wait, he’s just talking to the audience. i guess this is a filler-type thing to give people some extra time in the bathroom or getting snacks/merch? eh, alright. glad more shows are doing that now, though i’ll always make sure i’m right back in my seat the second the curtain lifts again for act two.

he has a song too. yeah, this is all filler. let’s see if this song is better than “poor pirates”. (it probably won’t be, but who knows?)

answer: it’s not. it’s very lame and kind of annoying, really.

aw, i kind of liked anna in the practical winter gear. but i guess this second dress is even more notable (for her) from the movie, so it was kind of inevitable that they’d incorporate it, right?

kristoff getting excited over the castle made entirely of ice. i like this little addition to the script.

i’ve forgotten how good elsa’s part in this “first time in forever” reprise is. can i get a studio recording of that as a solo?

it makes sense that they’d do away with the snow monster thing that sends anna, kristoff, and olaf out, but i’m confused as to what actually did send them out. more snow? a big gust of wind? elsa separating herself with more ice walls? what???

another olaf song? really? is that necessary?

they kept the “i don’t have a skull, or bones” line. that’s, like, the only olaf line i like, so, good.

ohhh, yeah, the trolls are still there and they’re still kristoff’s parents. i’m suddenly remembering the line in the opening about the trolls raising some human kids...

“fixer upper” also feels like a very unnecessary song??? i dunno, maybe i’m just sick of it from the movie. (or i just never liked it anyway)

the troll leader guy’s name is pabbie. just listing that here, for, uh, safe keeping...

watching the original movie again recently, i came to the realization that kristoff’s a very one-dimensional character with not a lot of growth or depth or anything like that. i’m still not completely sold on him as a character here, but i’ll admit, he has a lot more personality now. and this lullaby further helps to show that. good for you, frozen on broadway. you fixed something from the original film.

i just noticed that the troll guy’s - pabbie! - tail moves. not just with the motion of him walking, but it swings back and forth, more than i think it naturally would from the motion of walking. such a cool little detail!

it might be because i’ve listened to it several times before, but “monster” is definitely my favorite new song written for this show on broadway. it shows more of elsa’s fear about not controlling her powers and fear that others will fear her. it’s also just really catchy. kind of goes with “hope” in terms of super powerful and darn good broadway songs.

“if i die, would they be free?” yup, this song definitely goes hand-in-hand with “hope”. (though it’s a bit dark for a disney song...)

“she’s scared, so back off” SEE I TOLD YOU HANS IS A GOOD GUY #justiceforhans2k18

“why do you protect her?” “......for anna.” me:

.

(the only ships i care about for frozen are hans/anna and hans/elsa, sorry)

ohhh, john’s delivery of the “if only there was someone out there who loved you” line is good. i love how he smiles and laughs before saying it.

(i especially love how it’s really the same smile we saw before, that looked all cute, sweet, and innocent, but now it has a dark, evilness to it. eee, it’s great!)

(i’m a sucker for good villains, if you couldn’t already tell)

a third, sinister version of “hans of the southern isles”? yes please!

my prediction from earlier was right: patti’s wig is whiter now, to go with how more and more frozen anna’s becoming

HIS LIL EVIL LAUGH AHH YES

okay, two little flaws with the scene i’m watching (i had no comments on the “true love” song or anna’s conversastion with olaf) - hans should be  more sad/solemn when he says that anna’s dead, not just yelling it? i mean, he can be loud, but at least show some emotion. and isn’t elsa there to hear that anna’s supposedly dead? she should be there to hear the news so that she’s defeated enough that hans has the opportunity to kill her...

oh, these ensemble members in all white are supposed to represent the storm... that’s cool!

now, elsa’s finding out that anna’s “dead”... nevermind about my previous criticism, then

“may i kiss you?” “yes, you may!” oh, that’s cute

so hans gets punched and then just stumbles offstage - will we get any more closure with him in the next five minutes, or no?

ohh, i like this “love is an open door”/”true love” mashup

overall thoughts

i honestly can’t wait to download this album/stream it on spotify. it’s really good. as i have said and will continue to say, i didn’t like the original film, but dammit, this show has officially sold me on the franchise. i kind of love it.

i don’t know who i want to win now at the tony’s. i mean, frozen has freakin’ oscars, so if it loses, i’ll be fine, and if it wins, i won’t be surprised, but the actors? between this cast and spongebob, i just don’t know. one of the ladies here, more likely cassie, should definitely win for best actress. as for the men, well, obviously my preferences like with ethan for lead and gavin for supporting, but john and jelani are really good too. and it’s really a tie for song & lyrics, both shows are so good. even the frozen costumes are great, though spongebob’s are just a little more creative when it comes to the ensemble...

going back to the music, i also hope they keep some of the score pieces for the soundtrack. the score’s really good.

i also think everyone’s well-cast in each of their respective roles. no one seems out of place here. the show can only get better when it transitions to broadway.

[disneydreamlights]

...i didn't notice when you reblogged the thing from me, fuck. anyways. Nicole; A6, A12, B4, C3, C8, F11, G1, G5, H3. Sky; A5, A17, A22 (like is she intentionally pretty or am I just too gay) B10, C3, C6, E3, F0. Annalee; A3, A17, B9. C1, D4, E2, F11, F12, I5. Kat; A5, A13, B2, B3, C7, E6, H1, H7. Also do the whole L section owo

Nah, it’s fine. XD

Nicole:

Does your OC tend to assume their interpretation of events and reality is correct, or do they question it? I.e., “I’m sure that’s what you said” versus “It’s possible I misheard you.”

Nicole definitely believes her interpretation of reality is what happened, but she’ll also tend to let it go in most cases. “Hey you said that!” “No I didn’t!” “But you did!” “I didn’t I said *insert thing here*!” “Okay fine you said that” I know you said the other. Type of thing. There are a few cases where she actually will take it as a confrontation, but most times it’s not really worth it to her to pursue the fight. 

Does your OC have any addictions? If so and problematic, have they admitted it to themselves?

Is there such a thing as a Tip addiction? She doesn’t really have an addiction, unless there’s something I’ve missed in her character sheet. There are things that make her mentally unstable, but they’re not addictions.

Do they tip well? How easily can they be moved to not leave a tip?

She tends to default tip 18-20%, sometimes more if she has extra money like post an adventure (she’ll actually do 25% tips post SC, for example.) She’s easily pushed to tip 15% if the service is a little bad, and in order to tip 0% she’d have to get given such poor service that by the end of whatever’s going on she’s ready to walk out without paying, so she’s really hard to push to not tip.

Is it important for them to be with people (socially, intimately, whatever) whose major ideological tenets align with their own?

Not for the most part, but there are a few issues that if pushed can end up causing some really bad dissonance. She definitely doesn’t work well with people who are anti-Faunus and definitely can’t hang around them, even if they don’t know she’s a Faunus. Other than that, so long as they have a reasonable moral code (as in they aren’t about to go out of their way to hurt her or her friends) she won’t have too many issues with it. She’s argumentative, but so long as nobody is bringing up the issue, she finds it difficult to actually fight it.

Is your OC more practical or ideal morally? I.e., do they hold people to high expectations of behavior even if it’s not realistic for the situation, or do they have a more realistic approach and adapt their morality to be more practical?

Practical morality,  I mean, hard to argue ideal when she was saying that it was okay to murder if you’re protecting people, and holds herself to that same standard and has attempted murder to people who hurt the people she cares about.

What are some of their favorite things to do for recreation? How did they get into it? What part of it do they like the most?

She actually genuinely enjoys combat training to an extent. She often times gets into it to get out of either her situation home and escape anti-Faunus sentiments (like in SA or SC) or to try to improve how people view Faunus (SC and LoR) but she genuinely has fun with it. She also really loves music, which she mostly got into because it’s relaxing and a good way to help with her more volatile reactions. Also if there’s technology for it in the world she’s a bit of a gamer, if there are phones she mostly plays mobile games, if there aren’t she’s a PC gamer.

Is your OC close to their family?

She has a good relationship with her parents, her sister and her are fairly estranged due to some dissonance in how they believe they should go about Faunus rights. 

Did they go through any typical phases growing up?

Thankfully no but she almost had an emo-phase. And I said almost because her sense of style never changed, but she certainly had the attitude and music taste in her preteens. 

Does your OC believe there’s only one ideal partner (or multiple ideal if not monogamous) for everyone, or that there are many people who could be right?

It’s complicated to explain. She believes there’s one person who is exactly what she’s looking for and 110% perfect, but she also believes that other people could be right for her and that she’d be happy with, just not that perfect match that’s exactly what she’s looking for. Of course that person she believes is perfect is who she ends up with, so she’d never realize that somebody else could be that good for her either.

It certainly doesn’t hurt this view that the first person she ever fell in love with is an immortal considering her perfect person will never ever go away so she’d never have to even consider that he might die long before her and somebody else might be just as good for her.

Sky:

Are they good at handling change in their life?

She’s not really that great at it. She can adapt to smaller changes, but when it comes to larger changes she starts getting very quickly overwhelmed with them. When her Keyblade Master died, even after she’d started moving on, it took a lot of time to adapt to her new Master because she had no idea how to adjust.

What’s one of your OC’s proudest moments of themselves?

When she first became a Keyblade Master was definitely it. In most verses, it’s the last moment she really has with both of her friends as actual friends, so it’s a happy memory and it’s a super happy occasion because she spent a lot of time training with her Keyblade and it was a cultivation of over ten years of hard work. 

Is your OC intended to be found generally attractive? Unattractive? Average? Is there a reason why?

Why not both.

I'd say so. A lot of people view her sister as prettier than her, but she has a fair amount of people who think she’s really pretty.

Does your OC find any “bad” or “mean” humor funny? Do they wish they didn’t?

Let’s put it this way, when she first met Yuuya, she thought it would be funny to put a tree in a dress and see if he’d end up flirting with it because she was laughing at the idea of him being a dumb flirt. And I’m pretty sure she also laughed at a few of the lines from Aghnia.

So she does have a bit of a mean sense of humor, and she also has no regret about it.

Is it important for them to be with people (socially, intimately, whatever) whose major ideological tenets align with their own?

She does, I’m having difficulties explaining why but when it comes to any of her particularly important ideologies, they have to match. She won’t start fights over it in most cases, but she’ll definitely make a note to avoid those people who collide with hers.

What do they do when they see someone asking for money or food? If they ignore them, why? If they help, how so?

She’s got more than enough munny to occasionally spare some to those who need it, but she’s more likely to do it with food. She feels bad leaving them to starve, so she’ll make an effort to help them, especially since as a Keyblade Wielder she views it as her duty to help anyone who needs her.

That being said she’ll only do it if she has the ability to. If she’s put in a situation (like post PoD) where her own survival has to come first, she’ll prioritize that instead.

How many languages do they speak?

I’d like to imagine she picked up some French from Yuuya in addition to English. Besides that she’s not wired for linguistic.

I’m not sure if you mean F9 or F10 for F0 so I’ll just answer both. owo’

Are they homebodies and enjoy being home?

She likes her time at home, but she very rarely actually gets to spend time there because she’s always got something going on that requires her to be away from home for long periods of time.

Do they engage in any of the arts? How good do you intend them to be? Would they agree they are?

All my ocs have some kind of artistic skill, but hers is a bit lacking compared to most of my ocs. She can play piano, but she’s only an average pianist, which is about where she assesses her skills too.

Annalee:

Do they have any emotional or psychological conditions? Are they aware of it? Do they try to treat it?

Annalee has a fair degree of anxiety, it’s especially bad in social conditions, but it’s still bad outside of those too, so I’d more call it GAD. (Generalized Anxiety Disorder). She is aware of it, but she doesn’t truly understand how bad an issue it is so only kinda, she doesn’t seek treatment.

What’s one of your OC’s proudest moments of themselves?

Given her limited experiences with normal life, by far her proudest moment is making her first friend. She’s super proud over the fact that Emmett is her friend and that she was able to be friends with him.

What kind of humor does your OC like the most? Slapstick, ironic, funny sounds, scare pranks, xD sO rAnDoM…

She starts off actually as kinda a punny person just because like it’s clever and hanging around Emmett actually causes his morbid sense of humor to rub off on her. Dammit Annalee.

Does your OC have a moral code? If not, how do they base their actions? If so, where does it come from, and how seriously do they take it?

Her moral code is very kinda weird. She has a definite sense of what isn’t right and tries not to do it, but she’s not really great at identifying what’s wrong. She tends to be very forgiving of things that would be wrong, not because she sees the best in everybody, she just tends to think that there really isn’t a sense of 100% wrong. Everything’s a case by case basis, and she’ll judge based on that. So she mostly determines based on the situation I suppose.

Would they like to be immortal? Why, why not? If they are immortal, would they rather not be?

No, she wouldn’t be. She doesn’t like the idea of spending forever never changing and losing everybody who cares about you, especially since she doesn’t have an easy time making friends to begin with. Having to lose all your friends and then make new ones all over again would just really suck to her.

Which of the nine types of intelligence is your OC strongest in? Weakest?

Is it bad that as a Psych major I don’t know the types?

I’m gonna make an argument for her being particularly good with musical intelligence She’s one of my more musically inclined ocs, so it fits.

Her worst is Interpersonal and Intrapersonal. She doesn’t really get other people or fully understand herself either, so those are pretty weak in comparison.

What are some of their favorite things to do for recreation? How did they get into it? What part of it do they like the most?

...She literally spends most of her free time reading manga and watching anime. Some of it’s spent on her violin, but most of it is spent being a shitty little weeb. As for how she got into it, she picked it up by coincidence and given her low amount of experiences, she used it to go to places she wasn’t really able to see. So she loves it for the ability it gives her to escape.

Would they enjoy a theme park? 

Yes but she gets terrified of most of the thrill rides. Why do I have this horrible feeling that Emmett somehow drags her on them anyways?

Are they a good cook?

To survive, she could probably make decent food that’s edible, but she’s not that great at it. Unfortunately.

Kat:

Are they good at handling change in their life?

She encourages changes in her life because literally it’s the only way to get out of the situation she’s in thanks to coming from a heroic family. If she leaves the house, she can’t be as easily associated with her. So she’s gotten very good at handling changes, to the point where when she moved to Ravenwood dorms out of her parent’s homes she didn’t even have any difficulties adjusting.

Does your OC have any phobias? If so, where did they come from?

Well fear’s a large motivator for her anxiety given that she’s always afraid that she’ll let her family down by not being the big success they are, so she’s certainly afraid of failure. She’s also a bit of an insectophobe, but this doesn’t apply to spiders. She’s mostly just afraid of them because they just creep her out.

Do they get frustrated when lines at places like pharmacies, check-outs, delis, banks, et cetera, are moving slowly?

No, she’s surprisingly patient, she doesn’t like waiting in line, but she doesn’t get too frustrated while waiting at least.

Under what situations would they get angry at servers, staff, customer service, et cetera?

She wouldn’t be able to bring herself to be angry at the people who have to deal with the job seeing what her friends go through at the cafe.

...Bad customers on the other hand...

Do they believe people change over time? If so, is it a natural process or does it take effort?

She does believe that’s the case, due to her experience with the creations, I mean, she’s definitely heard stories from her grandmother about how much Tip has changed over the years for one. And she believes that it’s something that happens naturally even if they don’t try. It’s sudden change that’s abnormal.

Do they enjoy learning? Do they actively seek out sources of self-education?

Yes, she tries to learn whatever she can, but only in certain fields. In most cases, she can’t bring herself to look for sources of self-education despite that she enjoys learning.

What is your OC’s orientation, romantic and/or sexual? Has it ever been a source of stress for them? Have they always been pretty sure of their orientation?

She identifies as pansexual panromantic. She’s had issues dealing with it not in coming out (her mom never hid that she wasn’t straight, and her sister is also ace so that helped) but more in that she’s just not really comfortable with her own sexuality and it took her forever to realize that she was actually pan.

What do they look for in partners? (Emotionally, mentally, physically..)

Physically: She doesn’t really mind people who aren’t attractive physically, but if they don’t at least fall somewhere in her aesthetic preferences, she won’t take it.

Emotionally: They have to be...they’d need to be somewhat emotionally stable. She wouldn’t be able to emotionally handle somebody with severe depression or anxiety due to her own mental issues.

Mentally: No requirements here, so long as they’re not about to fall apart at the seams she’s fine, and again, that’s only because she wouldn’t be able to help them.

Author Questions:

How have your characters changed since you created them?

Nicole: ...I don’t even want to think about early BATU!Nicole anymore. She was just literally seventeen year old me and that’s the most cringey thing I’ve ever read in literally my entire life. I’m so glad she became a cat Faunus because that made her her own character and not just me.

Sky: She started as an emotional mess to me who was kinda all over the place and never had any consistent personality. Granted she didn’t get a lot of interactions or have any backstory at the time since when I made her she wasn’t met to be an oc, but still.

Mirai: So, shall we talk about how in the original HE I was so deep in my own bad mental state she was practically an angsty character, or as close as you can get to one who’s just kinda upset and cursing? Because yeah, somehow that girl became a cinnamon roll.

I think that’s it for drastically changed ocs at least.

What do you consider the biggest themes in your character, if any?

I don’t really think too many of my ocs have too many themes to them, or at least not that I can think of.

Did you create the character to be like yourself, did they end up being like yourself, or are they very different from you?

Some of them I feel converge from my personality, but aside from my self inserts (which I don’t do anymore) I don’t tend to have them too similar to me in how I try to write them at least.

Would you hang out with your OC if you could?

It genuinely depends on my ocs, but considering some of the bullshit I put these characters through, I don’t think that might be a good idea. Mirai would be nice to hang out with though.

Which OC do you think is the most decent morally or behaviorally?

I actually had to think on D&D morality lines because I think the most moral character is the Neutral Good (because the laws aren’t always moral or good) and really I’d lean towards it being Sera. She’s incredibly selfless and her morals are fairly strong but she does believe in exceptions. She’s also not too argumentative so her behavior isn’t bad.

In case you’re wondering why not Mirai, the girl has stolen things before. She does it out of necessity, but that’s not good behaviors.

Which OC do you think is the worst morally or behaviorally? AKA, which is supposed to a “good guy”?

I think this is mislabeled because I wouldn’t think of a good guy as somebody with bad morals or behaviors???

Anyways, probably I don’t really have ocs with that bad morals or behavior, but if I had to predict one, I’d probably pick Marina? (I know not my oc with darkness issues) She tends to have a fairly flexible moral code, meaning that while she’s a good person she could condone murder if it’s for the greater good, and her temper makes her behaviors sometimes not always the best.

Which OC do you think is the most attractive? AKA, which is supposed to be a “bad guy”?

I’m not sure how to answer this because I don’t think bad guy has anything to do with attractive???

But in other words I can pick Nicole because her appearance was inspired by me right? *shot* Okay serious answer for attractive and ignoring the bad guy thing, my ocs have reminded me I’m really gay and tbh I love Ami’s design a lot. (Particularly her Dreamselfies. I think with the exception of Sera I find all my ocs more attractive in Dreamselfy form. XD)

What’s the longest you’ve had an OC for?

Nicole’s coming up on four years old now~

How did you come up with your OC?

I sit down, I say “Alright brain ideas” and suddenly I have a new oc who still needs a lot of work but I have something at least.

[quonit-aceattorney]

3-5 Reaction (work in progress)

Rules:

Q = Me, Quonit.

BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging

I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.

Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.

Index

Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT ONE

Bridge to the Turnabout D:<

THUNDER OR WHATEVER

STATUE

7 BRANCHED SWORD

LIFE

LIGHTNING AGAIN

Q: DEAD PERSON WITH HAIR?

OR JUST MORE STATUE

alright back to 2019

hahahaha no im not going to let you guys convince me to go on this probably expensive vacation

dammit pearl you already spent money on it???

OH SO YOU ALL NEED ADULT SUPERVISION

Q:

Phoenix: Sorry, i hate cold places.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIVE IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA! :dum du tsss:

THE FUCK IS DAHLIA DOING ON THE COVER

you brought this onto yourself

Q: hello person! You remind me of hello kitty for some reason

okay then hello bikini

Q: ya well fuck iris. Wonder how many people she killed.

Q: no and even then she is an exgirlfriend

PEARL STOP IT

no time to examine everything, I need to go find Dahlia

actually

i am terrified of her so maybe not

hello person with a staff! You look awesome!

Q: Maya doesn't know who she is i think i can be excused

Q: amethyst is great

see you miss :D

Q: ah so pearl is gone too

time to examine everything

Q: oh the main gate reset. I wanted to examine everything though!

I AM TERRIFIED OF IRIS

Q: WELL i've examined everything here. Time to find out where else I can waist time

bridge

DAMMIT 3-4

MAYA: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FACE YOUR FEAR BY HURLING YOURSELF OFF OF THE EDGE WHAT THE FUCK MAYA

Q: SHE JUST TOLD ME TO HURL MYSELF OFF OF THE EDGE OF A CLIFF

Q:

Maya: We should use a fluffy bunny to test if it is safe! Phoenix: That right there sums up the fundamental difference between sane and insane.

well i've examined everything... only thing now is to move forward

Q:

Phoenix: C-Can you not pick on me for one second? PLEASE MAYA

I am reminded of that old picture I drew

this one

Q: MAYA STOP

she will never learn also why does phoenix have to continue suffering

Q: well now that i have finished examining everything time to go inside

FUCK

DAHLIAS HERE

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bet she went off to go and plot my murder

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sure Maya.

aw it's her mom

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well i think we're done in all of those rooms, time to investigate elsewhere

LARRY

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WHAT THE HELL

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larry having an existential crisis

maybe you should try painting her if your so into painting now

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fuckin Doesn't Larry know about Dahlia??? no???

PEARL

SAVE US

NO PEAL

PEARL STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM IRIS AS YOU CAN

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Pearl and awesome lady can I sleep with you guys too i am terrified

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Phoenix: Well, not much to do expect head to my room and huddle under the covers I guess we need help

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hi ms. Dea I can't remember her name so imma call her that

Pearl runs off a lot she's probably fine ...not if iris is learking near... ...shit...

IRIS NO

SO YOU WERE PLOTTING OTHER PEOPLE'S MURDERS BEFORE MINE

where are the locks well she isn't exactly lying it is a title she goes by

alright now where are the locks

nah she is lying

i think something or other about htis place may be cancling my locks

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Iris: The power to protect you from evil spirits the power to CANCEL MY PSYCHI LOCKS

THERE ARE THE LOCKS

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THUMDER

phoenix is scared of thunder

who is dead

NO

NOT HER

THE BRIDGE IS IN FLAMES????

\OH FUCK YOU IRIS

FUCK YOU

RUN ACROSS A BURNING BRIDGE

PHOENIX I AM SOSCARED FOR YOU

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NOT LARRY

WHAT

NO

WHAT

NO

I BLAME ALL OF THIS ON DAHLIA

NOT A SAVE POIBNT NOW

I NEED TO FIX IT

NO

WHAT

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EDGEWORTH

LARRY

EDGY MIGHT RECOGNIZE IRIS

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THANK YOU PHOENIX FOR GIVING EDGEY THE MAGMENTA

DAMMIT I JUST REALIZED I MIGHT BE PLAYING AS EDGEWORTH FOR A WHILE

AHHHHH

THIS IS TERRIFYING

WHAT

WHAT NO

OH MY GOD

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SO APPARENTLY

OH MY GAD

AHHHHH

HAHAHAHA

EDGEY YOU CAN DO IT. RECOGNIZE HER.

oh my god i am playing as him

PHOENIX

WHERE ARE YOU

this music

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wtf

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I THOUGHT I WOULD'VE BEEN READY WHENEVER I GOT A GAME WITH ANOTHER PROTAGONIST BUT APPARENTLY NOT AT ALL

a logical conclusion to come to

(Edit: Quonit don’t you remember your first reaction to it it was like exactly the same)

Edgeworth get with the times :Magic exists

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awwww he called pheonix a dear friend

Phoenix is always suffering

OH MY GOD I AM NOT USED TO EDGY'S VOICE

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This case is ...very very interesting... ...and terrifying... ...and... ......... I have run out of words

GUMSHOE

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D: HOW IS PHOENIX

Dammit i can't ask him that

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Edgy no don't think of gumshoe as a bad thing. With me, we are here to cheer up gumshoe and make him happy

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okay well it was obvious why zarla shipped it before but with how much gumshoe is talking it is even more obvious

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how is maya

oh so the lightning was MAGIC

gumshoe shouldn't have to apologize GUMSHOE YOU ARE GREAT :D dammit it doesn't work

nah phoenix would never make fun of his cool mask I miss phoenix

why did ms.dea have to die she was so sweet i loved her

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NO GUMSHOE GET WITH THE TIMES: HE IS A DEFENCE ATTORNEY AT THE MOMENT

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:0 so that means that edgy will let me play as phoenix again the first chance he gets??? yaaaay thank you dude!

i think half of the girls that larry was in love with in this series were either the vitims or the killers

Edgey: If i had a penny for every time he's said that... you don't need another million dollars sir

ALSO WHERE IS PEARL

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Larry how dare you lie to edgeworth

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honestly my opinion of Larry has improved greatly because he calls Edgeworth Edgey

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Larry: BUT EDGEWORTH! YOU GET TO BE A DEFENSE ATTORNEY FOR A DAY! THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOUR DREAM RIGHT :D Edgey: This is exactly why i hate childhood friends

hehe

instead of Maya and Pearl following me around i have Gumshoe and Larry this isn't actually half bad

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all time is flattery time when talking to the right people gumshoe

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of course it was Dahlia

I mean uh

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Gumshoe: And as they say, "The plot thickens!" Gumshoe I lvoe you very much

dammit my rule says to always beleive in your client, UNLESS HE'S MATT... nothing about Dahlia...

...can it change sense I'm with edgeworth now? nah...

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i need to draw Edgeworth wearing it now

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But how could it be Dahlia? Mia put Dahlia in jail.

That second time she was the defendant happened BEFORE the trial where Phoenix was the defendant.

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Hahahaha sorry should have looked at my messages sooner and seen you were going under the impression that Iris is lying about her identity

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And that she is really Dahlia.

But the thing is...being executed in prison...nooooot such an easy thing to come back from.

So why does Iris look so much like her? Hmm. A mystery. :3

one moment let me read

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I was 100% under the impression they were the same person because in the case before with her she had a fake name... If this isn't Dahlia it there is something interesting with magic going on

you have opened up the possibility of it not being dahlia

but the best thing about that picture up there IS THAT I CAN DRAW GUMSHOE NOW WOOO

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Gumshoe: Do you think she feel into the stream and got carried away? Edgeworth: ... Edgeworth: WHY do you have to be such a pessimist, Detective!? IT'

S JUST A THOERY

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:presents Phoenix' profile: Bikini: This man... His face betrays a life of suffering and great weariness of the world. The game acknowledging this is almost scary

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it's so weird that the police investigating doesn't mean that i can't

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Edgeworth: Is this how it is for Wright? Is this what it's like to be a defense attorney? DO YOU FEEL GUILTY YET FOR ALL OF THE PAIN YOU CAUSED US

Edgeworth: ...To be honest, it feels more like it's detrimental to your health it probably is

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So Edgeworth likes the woods it's becoming a reality

I once said that as a joke and it seems to be a running theme now...

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Me: :shows off badge: Gumshoe: It's just so odd, it's like a detective with a license to kill! Edgeworth: Does this little thing old that ominous of a meaning? you have no idea

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Gumshoe: :about Iris: We did a database search on her fingerprints and came up with nothing. uh... okay...

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Edgeworth how are things so EASY for you!? I am so shocked not everybody suffers as much as a defense attorney

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Edgeworth: I could never show my face to Wright is something happened to her. Gumshoe: Aww, it'll be okay This conversation breaks me

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Edgeworth: If you're in jail, you don't have to pay for your own meals you know sir are you advertising prison to gumshoe

I keep not examining things becauseI already have and then i rmember im playing with a different character

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Having deep life conversations with gumshoe

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I need to sleep. This case is far to interesting,

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Iris is already back??? This is never supposed to happen!

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I was confused at first but now i am very happy with playing as Edgeworth

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i am going to sleep

Last Sunday at 3:42 PM

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Playing more. Much better opinion of iris. She just feels a lot more genuine

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The game keeps hinting so hard it wants me to break the locks but I don't think I have the right evidence yet

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Haha iris is also a lesbian

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I found a suspicious price of paper!

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Maybe this will help me with the magmenta!

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It worked!!!

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I broke the locks and regained my hp!

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Larry what are you doing here

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Larry: Look at that bridge up there. This place has to be heaven, because that thing is hell. Larry is great

hehe

Larry: Everybody tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing. hahahaha.

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you can make a crane now? PROVE IT

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even if that is graffiti I am impressed my Larry's skill

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I broke the locks!!!

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shit now there are 5 locks

Edgeworth: Nooooooooooooo! The best reaction to five locks i have seen yet

to be comintued!

trial start :0

this will be interesting

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I mean you did get a different judge but with how shocking that trial was I am still scared that he might remember you

who is the prosocution

why is the desk empty

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so that means I win

WHAT THE FUCK

franz

OH MY GOD

FRANZ

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRANZ

she has her whip again dammit'

Judge: What's that!? A whip!? I'm not sure I care for such a thing in my courtroom! I was waiting so long for a statement like this from the judge

Edgeworth: I have no objection to the whip how dare you

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Edgeworth: The prosecution can wield a whip or drink seventeen cups of coffee. Edgeworth :But there is still only one truth. That is what I stand here to prove today! I love this case so much actually

time to destroy her

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Edgeworth: Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!? THAT IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD QUESTION

now that I've pressed on everything i can object

I knew wha tI was supposed to do i just wanted to see all of the dialogue

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Judge: Why am I the only one being whipped here!? Just wait a while she'll hurt somebody else eventually

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but the demon warding thing she stopped wearing it

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ahhhh Franz is saying fool again

i missed her

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does nobody in this game have middle names

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Franz: You've dug your own grave, Miles Edgeworth! Don't worry Edgy this happens a lot

..no franzy i don't want to hang myself..

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bit the autopsy report says she fell after she died

I am on a roll with these objections!!!

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I love that this judge is annoyed but the whip but sadly it's a little too late for me to appreciate it as much as I would've back when I didn't like Franzy all that much

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no it doesn't because Bikini saw the defendant stabbing the victim. If this si the case then Bikini's testimony means nothing and therefor other contradictions mean nothing

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Well if she was pulling it out and not stabbing her that means she might not have stabbed her in the first place!

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how could that blade ever be smoothly drawn out??? It has so many points sticking out of it!

Why did you whip the judge if you wanted me to explain myself???

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franz there is no way in hell anybody could mistake you for weak and frail

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FINALLY THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD IN THE WEAPON MEANS SOMETHING!!!

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Let's see if i can find something as quickly as I did all of the other testimonies. I am very proud of myself.

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don't you dare call Phoenix stupid without him being here to hear it Franz

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Franz: Not only do I carry around a phone, I keep my whip in hand at all times! But what about that one time when you threw it on the ground and then left the country? i guess we're just going to ignore that...

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there are a bunch of little things but I don't really have the evidence to object with

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i don't know if there were tracks because wasn't it really really stormy? Maybe that's it...

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nah

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Ack looking through the evidence, the main thing i keep saying is the time contradictions but ahhh.

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and i can't seem to ask why she went to the main gate

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probably because i already know and forgot

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you can't use a snowmobile on a bridge like that

the bridge would've been on fire at that point right

dammit this timeline sucks

mainly because it hasn't been figured out all the way yet

no objections I've thought of have worked... Maybe this is stupid and I am supposed to press things in a specific order?

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I can't figure it ouuuuutttt

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it's been 30 minuets I have been stuck here

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HOLY SHIT

I FIGURED IT OUT

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WOOOOOOOO

and it has nothing to do with time or weather

then howcome it isn't snowing in the picture and the mobile didn't have any snow on it

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you dare try and trick me into thinking that whether report I was looking over so many times was against me? HAH

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This whether report is on my side and you cannot disprove that Franziska

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YOU'RE CALLING ME THE PERFECTIONIST??? YOU'RE EVEN SAYING THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING FRANZ YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO SAY THAT

Last Sunday at 7:42 PM

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Back to game after dinner, I got what i needed

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many things are impossible edgeworth

LARRY

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i forgot that Franz has never met Larry before

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savepoint!!

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IRIS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FIVE LOCKS

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If Matt has taught us one thing it's that even if there are no locks when they say they didn't kill somebody it doesn't mean they may have caused their death or not

nah Iris isn't evil

hahaha Larry was drawing Franz. I want to see this drawing.

IT SEEMS SHE IS VERY MAD ABOUT THAT

stop hurting larry

this si really funny though hahahaha

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stars that is just it was snowing... you were probably inside... you were painting... this statment is stupid...

thankfully edgy feels the same way

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hahaha. Larry pointed out the contradictions in his own statement. hahaha.

I had no idea Franz and Larry meeting would turn out this great

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this testimony is just so terrible

well let's start with an easy one: Larry saw phoenix

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Edgeworth: And how did the bridge look? Larry: Like it had recovered a piece of my childhood

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Larry no you thought it was cold outside but there was a big fire and you knew that

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the whether data is on MY SIDE i have looked at it for far too long and i will not let that go to waist

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what was the skecth though

hmmm

ya i want to look at the skecth

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that looks pretty cool but who the hell is that flying person

larry your art is great

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what hahahaha

Edgey: ARE Franz: YOU Judge: High! The girl... She's really high up in this picture! Judge should probably not have finished that haha

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but i still have the hooooooddddd

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Larry: Edgey! Today is the day I get to completely stupify you! :O

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amethyst sphere from the staff!!!

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sorry larry haha

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Franz: People cannot fly! I MEAN you were the prosecutor in 2-3 so you should know that is a lie

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but there were bruises all over ms Dea's body because she fell!

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daw

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable

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no Franzy it's "Birds of a feather flock together, UNTIL THE CAT COMES" back to the last savepoint

IT'S A WARNING TO FAIR WHETHER FRIENDS NOT A STATEMENT ON HOW COMPLEMENTARY PEOPLE ARE

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I got it btw. haha.

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Well in order to transport somebody that fast you need to have either -flew or -rode a snowmobile

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I wiiiiinnnnn

SORRY FRANZ

stop hurting larry for what edgeworth did

I'm Phoenix again!!!

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goodbye Edgeworth!

HEY PHOENIX you have a cold maybe you should wear that mask thing again like you did back when you were a ver young feenie

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examining everything because I need a quick moment to get used to phoenix again

hey larry! I found you!

oh hey franz is still here! I did not expect that

FRANZ PHOENIX IS SICK GIVE HIM A FEW MOMENTS TO PROCESS THINGS

Larry: Franzy! You can't do that! Larry is using all of the nicknames I use he is now the best

NOW

nickname buds

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no franz it's beating a dead horse.

franz why are you hanging around Larry still anyways hahahaha

I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO INTEREACT, AND EVEN LESS FOR IT TO BE THIS GREAT

and I'm left with Franzy. Hello!

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game just reminded me of the confused people who payed this game before the others. it should be a requirement not a guideline to play the others before this one.

she said little brother and then i remembered she is talking about edgeworth he's still like 6 years older than her though

Phoenix: She's so openly hostile that it's almost kinda cute. RIGHT???

Alright fine you can whip me for that comment BUT YOU ARE ADORABLE

another refference to pheenie

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well i guess i can't resent her anything. I guess i should move on

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*present

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but i can examine things and she'll respond

she is such a child hahaha

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Phoenix: Oh, wow. Is that an inkling of human kindness i sense? I remember hearing somewhere that Phoenix' japanese name roughly translates to "Oh, I see". which is great.

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well now i think im done with franzy. Time to move on

hello bikini! do you know anything about flying people

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no you didn't lie.

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oh come on, now you are lying!

there are so many locks!

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:shows picture of Franziska: Bikini: You certainly have some unusual friends, Don't you Mr.Wright! Ho ho ho! Not exactly sure if she counts as a friend or not but even if not that statement holds up pretty well

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Bikini: :something about whipping people a lot being bad form: Phoenix: Do you think you could go drill that into her head for me...? Please? PLEASE?

think im done with bikini, don't think i can break her locks right now

Phoenix, will you notice the latter?

no? Okay

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somebody is yelling something!

GUMSHOE :D

HE FINISHED THE BRIDGE

HE FINISHED IT

FRANZ FOUND GUMSHOE

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Franz: I will personally guide you through your investigation! So you will follow me! whaaaaaaaaaat are you helping me or something

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or follow me around that words

I mean nobody else is following me around sense Maya is gone and Pearl is gone so

PEARL HOW THE HELL WERE YOU STUCK HERE

But pearl what about Maya!

haha Franz gets to talk with Pearl

aw she is being nice to her

THIS IS SO GREAT

don't worry Franz. If you want to be friends with pearl you are going to have to get used to this

Don't run off Pearl!!! We just found you D:

FRANZ YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE OF HOW PEARL JUST KILLED YOU RIGHT THERE

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Franz: Do you think this is how many siblings the head nun has where did that question come from

FRANZ IS BEING GREAT

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...that look looks like a psyche lock...

Franz could you like whip it open or something

how did that brown stuff get on it?!?

to be honest i hate gravy

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GODOT

Franz and Godot are intereacting let's see how this ends

how dare you Franz is the best

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oh so... he can see...? No there is something even more stupid about it.

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Godot: My eyesight is pretty messed up FINALLY HE SAYS IT NOW I CAN STOP PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW

How the hell would I know???

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just intuited it?

picked it up somewhere?

Dunno

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I accidently read something about it when scrooling through zarla's fanfics

I was trying to find a specific story and saw a discription for one on accident

and i figured out what godot's eyes are probably messed up and i wasn't supposed to know that, and the game kept hinting at it

so I was just kinda pretending I didn't know

Mia's death wasn't my fault >:( I'm pretty sure that is who you are talking about!

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ya he was talking about mia

hey uh Pearly can you come back pls Godot is being mean and I would like to hide behind Mia to help me on this

though this place is magic so

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Franz: You should chose your friends more carefully I DIDN'T CHOSE HIM HE JUST STARTED STALKING ME ONE DAY

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it's something you can kinda suss out about him pretty quick if you think about it.  They are more explicit about it in the final case, but in the restaurant case, they have that whole clue that revolves about Godot missing a ketchup stain on maggey's apron.

cause he can't see red when its on white, presumably because his visor makes him see everything in shades of red

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^ ya. I was pretending it wasn't true and then the game was like "HEY HE COULDN'T SEE THE GIANT STAIN" and I was mad.

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and from there you can at least GUESS that he wouldn't wear such a bulky thing that limits his ability to perceive colors properly if he didn't NEED it to see.

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Franz: Don't open it! Phoenix: Aw Franz: :opens it:

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hahaha Phoenix: Hey you just told me not to open it! Why did you? Franz: Prosecutors can do anything Phoenix: Ya, you can do anything... except stand up to a 9-year-old...

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hey gumshoe! Some mean person what telling me I'm a murderer again :glares at Franziska:

Gumshoe: Don't whip me like that! Franziska: It was merely a simple greeting. A friendly tap on the shoulder... with my whip

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Gumshoe: I'm not tellin' you! I'm asking you Me: So that means I can go in? Franzy: So... shall we adjourn to this garden? Franziska is being awesome

Maya's name seems to have been written on blood again

See I have special premission to go anywhere I want to because Franz is with me

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Gumshoe: Just don't be expecting any good news when you talk to him Assuming I ever expect good news

great so Maya's name is not only writeen in blood it's written in the victims blood AGAIN

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game wants tme to go back to bikini but I wanna seek otu asmuch dialogue in this game as I can because Franz following me is the best

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hahha I forgot how much fun having her as an assistant is. I also forgot just how much of this case she's in.

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:0 She's it it more?!!? YAY :D iris!!!

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no Edgeworth I am coming with you because I want to do it and so i am

dammit

...dammit.... I wanna go see Maya though...

Franziska is still being awesome

hello bikini! Please tell me stuff because I need more info

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Franz you're blue too

Bikini you are great

now the game wants me to break the locks so i guess i will

i wanna examine stuff first though

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alright im done examinging

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i really don't think ic an break these locks

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oh hey i broke the first one!

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gah im stuck

i don't have evidence yeeeeeeet

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the hanging scroll worked???

ALL 5 OF THEM BROKE!

wait what does that mean!?!??!

what the hell?!?!

why did she have to die dammit!

earthquake >:(

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DAMMIT

OH YA EDGY

I was judging you at first pehone because Maya be dead and then i remembered Edgy's FEAR OF EARTHQUAKES

THERE YOU ARE EDGEY

DAMMIT

EDGEWORTH DO NOT BE UPSET NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE UPSET

IRIS WHAT THE HELL

Edgey it isn't your fault >:(

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5 LOCKS FOR A DOOR

DAMMIT

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ALRIGHT FINE I'LL SAVE I WANT ANSWERS THOUGH

Edgeworrrrtthhhhhh stop being mean to yourself

FINALLY FRANZY WHIPS HIM

please don't dissapear like everybody else now

no franzy i am going to solve the puzzle. You don't even know what a Phsyche lock is!

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Phoenix: About a day!? only a day?!

oh thank god it's only 3 locks not 5

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wait we're more than halfway through???

to the garden to meet up with edgeworth hopefully

yay! Edgeworth didn't run off or die like everybody else

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stop being sad edgy

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thank you phoenix for trying to cheer him up

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I've examined everything and talked to him about everything, I think i can go look other places now

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I FOUND PEARL :D

AND LARRY

I WANNA SEE THIS PICTURE

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I can draw and I think it looks awesome

!

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Pearly your opinion and what you matter do your age doesn't matter to it's value NOW TELL ME

5 locks??

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they're in a weird place...

hmm...

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I broke a lock!

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i give up :(

oh hey Bikini, why are you freaking out?

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"Somebody is trying to destroy the Kurain Tradition's main family line" shiiiiitttt

I just remembered Morgan exists >:(

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DL-6 is brought up!

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well the police shouldn't have blamed it on misty anyways. It's Gregory's fault.

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oh so Morgan is actually being mentioned

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what about Iris!?!

tf??? What about pearl??? What???

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hahah SUDDENLY YOU REALIZE 2-2 IS RELEVANT TO THIS CASE

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THREE

Bikini: Yes, Iris, her twin sister, and Mystic Pearl DAHLIA YOU SUCK

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OFF TO TELL EVERYBODY WHO MIGHT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT

ALSO

PEARL AND DAHLIA MIGHT BE SISTERS!?!?!

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Half sisters!

Pearl would have literally no idea she existed.

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WAIT SHIT

well that is good

more stuff is being figured out

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable still.

dammit pearls and larry have left >:(

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GREAT SO THERE WERE TWO IRIS LOOKING FIGURES TO MAYBE DAHLIA IS STILL ALIVE

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lets see if i can break Iris' locks with this new info

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i'm sad i give up

nothing in my inventory worked for the last one

but now i know i have two more profiles

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HEY EDGEWORTH DID YOU KNOW IRIS HAS A TWIN SISTER

Phoenix: Hey, Edgeworth. Phoenix: Did you know Iris had a twin sister...? HOW THAT IS THE SAME EXACT THING I SAID

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No, I’m going to throw you a bone here; Dahlia is NOT alive. Of that you can be sure.

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OH so Edgeworth knows about Pheenie hahaha

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Mia saw to that by getting her convicted of murder.

AND YET...can she still have some direct affect on this case?  Mysterious...

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oh YAAAAAAY

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there are spirit mediums all over the place. She is a demon. Maybe somebody didn't ward off the demons well enough. I know a few powerful ones there that didn't have their hood on. oh course Edgeworth doesn't like Misty.

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now that I have Dahlia's prfile, maybe now I can break Iris' locks?

nah i had an idea to go and show bikini her profile

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nvm then

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yess Dahlia's profile worked

the locks broke!

Dahlia always does the evil thing not the right thing

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To Pearl!

Where's Pearl!

Didn't find Pearl but I found: Gumshoe!

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dammit i forgot about Godot!

BURT HMMM

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what i can see of this letter is very important and i will show it off to whoever i think is worthy

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Chickens are good though

woooo i get the medal detector again!

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we had this kind of thing in 2-4! nice I get to use it again

I JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LADDER FOR ONCE I WAS SO TIRED OF EVERYBODY IGNORING IT

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Now it's time for: Deep life conversations with Gumshoe, Part 2

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oops o found the thing. I wanted to look at all of the opinional dialogue though!

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ty gumshoe oyu are a very good friend

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Pearl and Larry are back!

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also: Pearl is bad at reading, so somebody READ IT TO HER. SOMEBODY WAS OFFERING TO READ IT TO HER. HMMMMMM

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nah whatever

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that was dumb

i am dumb but remember I have never played this game before so my actions look even more stupid to you

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i broke the locks!

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ya well your mother kinda sucks. Sorry.

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i forgot about Godot dammit

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im sorry you are mad godot. You are very sad man. Please stop being mean to me.

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well i need to sleep it's 1:00

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This is terrifying because Morgan cares and is a killer and is using pear to do that and Godot is terrifying and i feel really bad for him and i feel bad for so many people

it is interesting because dammit this story is very great. Soooo many things

and it has some adorable moments so that makes it even better

Last Monday at 10:17 AM

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Playing more while I eat

Hello pearl!

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Why the project's office??

Stupid kindle

Oh hey edgy!!

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I KNEW IT would switch to godot but hearing it being said makes me scared

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Edgeworth: fight like there is no tomarrow! - assuming I ever believe there is

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Edgy is being a good and supportive friend.

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We also might learn the mystery of godot. Which will probably make me cry.

Oh look the normal judge is back

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As they're brothers

*aw

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Godot theme

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You better apologize to me

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Well this confession will help me figure out what happened so thank you iris!

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Bullshit iris. Maya was channeling an evil someone. Even if you did see Maya it wasn't her

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Ya but also that person was misty and wouldn't hurt Maya

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More of Morgans kids think we're dating.

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The staff is a sword

Dagger wasn't there but staff is sword

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Hey that worked!

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Yay I got the the point where I can reveal me dea is misty

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Hahaha oh sorry, I thought you were far enough to have worked it out for sure.

Well, but you have to know by now why he wouldn’t see the writing?

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It's fine. And ya I'm into another testimony from Maya

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I'm trying to stop liking him as much as this goes on but I feel sad

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Yes Maya I do know now. That doesn't mean I'm happy about it.

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In taking a break but it looks like we are about to head his dad backstory :(

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SAD

stupid kindle

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Back. Time to listen to sad story

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He was the guy who was poisoned?!?

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Yep.

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All of this because he had a grudge against Dahlia, and a completely misguided one against Phoenix

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Back again. Today sucks

GREAT SO SAY

GREAT SO DAHLIA CAUSED ANOTHER GUYS MYSERY

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Sorry I ended up leaving randomly so often...

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Aaaaand I have to leave again

Last Monday at 8:30 PM

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...back...

I'm playing more again. Almost two hours ago you though i fished

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Maya it poking holes in my theory but I am not worried

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Like I alright deducted it was behind his mask

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I still feed and for him...

FEEL BAD

STUPID KINDLE

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Only one who defeated me in the courtroom was edgeworth and even then I LET him win

Blood!!!

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somebody call an a!violence or something!!!!

Okay sure but we really need to call somebody

This is terribly sad

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What could she have done in the feenie  case?!?

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Whaaaat he was saying iris for most of that

*dating

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Aww this is adorable

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Aww godot actually handed Phoenix the coffee instead of throwing it at him this time

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FRAAAANZYYYYYY I forgot about her!!!

And edgeworth!

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Larry!!! You are part of the family too!!get in the group h ug!

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Being strong for the 9 year old who destroyed you of course

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Gumshoe!!! You are also in the family

LARRY YOU ARE COMING WITH US

And sure maggey can be in the family

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