#I really don’t

[ahappyphjl]

is that the one that we got married in japan? is THAT the one that WE got MARRIED in JAPAN?? IS THAT THE ONE THAT WE GOT MARRIED IN JAPAN????

[batwynn]

The 4.5k monster fucker story I just wrote between the hours of 12 midnight and 7am is either going go be amazing on the first read through, or the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

[darlingpeasant]

Colin “I’m so mad at my wife rn but I’m gonna sleep on the couch outside our bedroom because I miss her so much and I can’t function when she’s not near” Bridgerton

[tanis-zed]

No you don’t want “toxic yuri”. You bitches couldn’t even handle CaitVi

[heyclickadee]

“Well, my interest is certainly piqued.” In the ancient puzzle game of horrors or in Phee, Tech? Both? It’s both, isn’t it.

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

My political opinion at work is "i want my friends and family to be safe"

It's the ultimate solid stance. You disagree you look like a fuckin asshole.

yeah I mean I wasn’t talking really about political discourse at work more like….if you can turn the other way and help someone in the process, do that. if you’re told to profile, or you’re told to discipline someone bc they said something “wrong” or told to rat ppl out for stealing, just. don’t.

I want my friends and family to be safe is a great point but also - for half of America, that means at the expense of everyone else. we need to care about each other and truly believe in the collective. I think that’s the only way we can get thru this. Idk. I just dk.

[flowerwiththemachinegun]

I hate when I have to read another chapter to keep the timeline proper. Like oh jesus fucking christ. Great. Now I have to read my own shit.

[lemongrass77777-moved]

Honestly I kinda hate the double standards within the Marauders fandom. We can turn characters like Peter Pettigrew, Regulus Black, and Barty Crouch Jr. Into little sweethearts who are occasionally bastards, but we have to hate teenage/child Severus Snape.

I hate adult Snape, he bullied children, but Peter Pettigrew did a whole lot worse as an adult and we can still like teenage Peter. He never did anything worse than Regulus before Regulus found out about the Horcruxes.

I don’t think you have to like Snape, but pretending everyone other than him is an angel because “the marauders fandom has no canon, we can all come up with characterisations🤪” but never including him in that, and being mean to marauders fans who also like him, feels lowkey fucked up. If Barty Crouch Jr can be best friends with the marauders, then Severus Snape can not be a bigoted incel too.

[xxweyussyenjoyerxx]

@jeffrey-combs-smash-or-pass oh boy it’s Dino B time!

[foxgl-ove]

emily and spencer . are autistic and siblings, thanks

[bbymorte]

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[iamwizzzzz]

[cowbeeboy]

guys my horse just died??? tf am i supposed to do now, just get a new one???? that’s outfuckingrageous.

[the-best-black-widow]

Ooc

So my brother has watched endgame before with me. I offhandedly mentioned that I watched it today. That little fucker gives me the modest shit eating grin, and asks “how’s Natasha?”

I hate him so much

[starfire-s]

my spotify wrapped just shows that i don’t listen to music very often