#I needed a break from animating so thanks for tagging me in this lol!

[kedsandtubesocks]

fire starter

Dragon!Dieter Bravo x F!Reader

summary: there’s a creature lurking behind your family’s lake cabin, but what will you do when it decides to start following you around?

written for @quinnnfabrgay-writes & @hauntedhowlett-writes #MONSTERSMASH24 challenge

warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY MDNI, human/monster relationship, magic transformation & magic elements, mention of drug consumption, one brief scare of possible animal attack, smutty thoughts, monster!smut, voyeurism/consensual voyeurism , masturbation (f), scent kink, oral (f receiving), mentions of mating, light size kink, monster!dick humping, no use of y/n, sweet & chaotic!Dieter

word count: 4.5k

a/n: so yeah I can’t believe I wrote this & I’M SO SORRY for posting it on the very last day of the challenge (pls forgive me) but here are are lol omg biggest thank you to @hauntedhowlett & @ahauntedcowboy for letting me scream about this, and to you, if you decide to read this, thank you so much ♡

The cozy cabin would be your home for the next few weeks during your break away from school before the new semester starts. You needed to get away, clear your head. It’s why your mom suggested taking a nice trip away to the family cabin your grandparents owned. Now the solitude, the comfort of the lake and the forest, all of it sounds healing.

Your luggage still sits inside and the place needs to be cleaned up a bit… but you happily stand on the patio looking out to glimmering water. The lake’s reflective dance and the stretching forest off to the side cloaking the cabin in a rustic dream make you exhale comforted.

Until sudden rustling comes off to the side among the bushes. Your eyes flicker, rapidly scanning the area.

“Beware of bears!” Your grandpa had joked on the phone, but he’s right. The wilderness held dangerous creatures.

You just never assumed a mythical beast would be one of them.

A dragon slowly lifts its head up from behind a shrub, and you wonder if you’re imagining things. A piece of you even thinks this is maybe a bad internet trend or prank video you’re caught in.

The dragon is beautiful with sleek horns. The scales shimmer a unique rustic ash color. But now with the hints of sunlight leaking through the trees the color on the scales become almost reflective of a duo chrome peacock green. The unflinching sharp eyes blinking at you are a deep tiger's eye gem brown.

“Don’t scream.” A voice suddenly says and you realize -

It’s the dragon talking.

“Is this a prank?” You blurt out worried about possibly being on a bad TikTok.

“If it is, it would be a really fucking good prank now that I think about it.” The dragon’s mouth barely moves, but you know it’s him speaking.

His voice is clearly human, smooth and aware.

“That’s a good animatronic then.” You nervously comment.

“I’m not an animatronic!” The dragon huffs even flaring his eyes upset. “I’m a real man! Or… dragon fuck. This is confusing.”

Slowly, you walk cautiously and backwards back to the cabin door.

“No wait!” The dragon rushes out of the bushes and the rest of his body follows revealing an intimidating creature, including a tail flickering nervously.

It seems real, doesn’t seem like a puppet, and you think something that moves this fluid can’t possibly be some robot left in the woods.

“I’m Dieter fucking Bravo. You gotta help me!” His voice becomes panicked, louder, scaring you.

You scramble back into the cabin, slam the door and try settling down. Because there possibly might be a real dragon outside your door.

After that you stay locked inside the cabin, almost afraid to move.

You swear soft whines come from outside the window, but you refuse to check and possibly find monster eyes gleaming out from the woods.

Once you’re calmed, you remember what the creature said.

The dragon yelled that he was Dieter Bravo. And the name sounds vaguely familiar.

So grabbing your phone, you start googling.

The news rushes in, bombarding you.

Oscar Winner Dieter Bravo Still Missing

You click the first article.

“Dieter Bravo is an eccentric man to say the least. But after two months with no communication to even his agents, people are now starting to get worried…”

No fucking way.

The more you deep dive, the more you become entangled in this web of the missing actor.

There’s even conspiracy theories arguing he was abducted by aliens.

“No guys he’s just filming that new marvel movie remember” someone comments on the YouTube video you watch.

That creature said he was Dieter Bravo. You can’t wrap your mind around the possibility the beast is the same man.

So the next morning, when the sun barely peeks through the clouds, you step outside. You glance around finding no sign of the dragon.

Even getting braver you walk off the patio and check around the cabin.

“Can I have some of whatever you cooked yesterday cause it smelled fucking amazing.”

You almost scream hearing the sudden inquisitive and smooth voice. The dragon’s snout peeks out from behind a thicket of trees, and sharp inquisitive eyes intently stare you down.

“You said you’re Dieter Bravo.” You demand surprisingly firm.

“It’s ‘cause I am!” He urges franticly, now whipping his full head up to stare at you. It’s a mind melt having a full on discussion with a dragon.

“What if you just ate him?” You narrow your eyes, still not convinced.

The dragon shrieks insulted and raises its head up more.

“I didn’t! Unless you count the times I bite my lip and swallow the dead skin or whatever!”

Soon the dragon starts listing off facts like Dieter’s birthday, the secret tattoo he has on his ass, he even says who his agent’s name is. It’s all rather convincing.

“Look,” he sighs, annoyed and lowers his head. “I was staying at one of the luxury cabins way the fuck past the hiking trails and wandered away… then I found some magic looking mushrooms by a tree and-”

“You ate unknown mushrooms from the forest?!” You interject sharp.

“They looked really good!” He whines. “And how was I to know they were actually real fucking magic mushrooms that would turn me into this?!” The dragon whips its scaled tail around to emphasize his point.

You almost get knocked off your feet.

So this dragon really is actor Dieter Bravo.

“How have you stayed hidden this long?” You ask stunned.

“Cause I’m a pro champion winner of hide and seek, duh.” He scoffs proud. “Plus there’s an abandoned bear cave I’ve started renting, and nobody has been out here for weeks.”

“That is until you showed up.” The dragon nudges towards you.

“So can you help me!? Please?” He quickly whimpers, staring up at you like a cat trying to plead for treats.

“How am I supposed to help you?!” You fire back confused.

“I don’t fucking know! But you’re the first person I’ve actually talked to in two months, and I just can’t think straight anymore!” He sobs dramatically, flinging his body onto the dirt forest floor now almost mimicking a toddler throwing a small tantrum.

“Listen, I almost had to eat a fucking possum you gotta help me!” Dieter continues to wail, and you shush him from drawing attention.

“Fine! I’ll try to help!” You agree hastily.

Before you can say anything, the dragon, no - Dieter, rushes forward and you almost scream.

He’s around the size of a large truck. Seeing such a large creature, a deadly one at that, rushing towards you activates a primordial fear.

Until his large face presses against your stomach.

“Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” He cries excessively.

“I’ll give you whatever you want! Take you to Oscar parties! Do you wanna meet like, fucking Hugh Jackman or someone else I think I can make that happen?!” His joy and relief are tangible in his rambling.

You laugh nervously, but feel more at ease.

And so a dragon follows you home.

He waits outside the cabin because he is too big to fully fit inside. But Dieter stays surprisingly close, even presses his nose against the window as if he’s a sad stray wanting to be let in.

Now you enjoy meals outside with him most days.

“So what brings a hottie like yourself to a creepy cabin in the woods?” He asks when you sit outside with him and almost choke on an inhale.

However, you do explain how this place is your grandparents and you’re simply staying here on a small break.

“Ah, a mini mental health retreat,” he says sagely, nodding his dragon head. “I dig it.”

That makes you grin.

A sort of ridiculousness bubbles in you whenever you google and search up websites about breaking spells or curses. But you have to believe a remedy, or something like it, exists especially when tangible magic now sits curled right beside you. Dieter’s head rests against your thigh while he breathes in and out with a steady rumble. The soft sunlight allows the delicate shimmer of his scales to dance beautifully.

You glance down to the dragon sleeping peacefully.

Dieter grew close to you instantly. You also hate to admit how fast you’ve bonded to him. He’s wildly easy to talk to and pretty funny. When you take walks by the lake he trots right besides you, not even bothered about being seen.

“If I wasn’t so worried about the government or aliens shooting me down or carrying me off to some sketchy ass lab, I’d take us flying.” Dieter comments one evening when you decide to simply enjoy the cool evening and shimmering stars above.

To prove a point, the dragon spreads open his wings to stretch them. They’re glorious, bat-like in their structure and towering over you in a mythical shade. You feel so small compared to him, but in a way that comforts you, almost like standing against the grandeur of many redwood trees.

“Honestly I don’t think you’d be that good a pilot anyway even as a dragon.” You tease.

He scoffs horrified. “Excuse me! I played a pilot in a Grey’s Anatomy episode. So I know how flying fucking works!”

You burst out laughing, buoyant.

You begin wondering if maybe Dieter imprinted on you, but realization creeps in that you’ve maybe done the same to him.

On warmer days when you want to enjoy the lake, you wait until the dragon wakes so you both can enjoy the water.

You jokingly tell him he looks like the lochness monster as he swims.

“Nessie’s got nothing on me.” Dieter huffs.

Then, he playfully swishes his tail in the water, creating a large wave that hits you with a cold splash. Immediately you childishly kick splash back at him.

The dragon snickers so human, and your heart jumps.

It’s getting harder to ignore the blooming affection growing more for him.

Dieter sleeps besides the cabin now, specifically your bedroom window. Because of that you try keeping sounds low due to his incredible hearing.

Mainly because you’ve been looking up videos of him, anything from his interviews, to compilations of his movie roles.

One scene of him in a ‘so bad it’s good’ 2000’s rom com has been replaying in your head for days. The way Dieter greedily grasps his love interest's cheeks, how he kisses deeply possessive and consuming like a raging storm -

You wonder if he always kisses like that.

He’s ridiculously handsome. Both as a human and… even as a dragon.

But you stomp those thoughts away. Dragon or not, he’s a celebrity, an actual actor who has been linked to other famous people.

He possibly wouldn’t even look your way.

“Hey,” Dieter perks up and moves to rest his large head across your tummy while you lounge in the hammock by the lake.

You halfway lie saying you’re just tired. Then a sudden fanged sense of curiosity possesses your fingers, and they move before you can stop. You trace along his sharp bone like horns then down to the scales of his face. They’re cool and sturdy to the touch.

Dieter closes his eyes, relaxing more against you.

He’s settled down more, mellowing out into a zen peaceful version of himself that isn’t pestering you about ideas on how to break the magic placed on him. You even feel more relaxed, especially with him here.

When you first decided on this small break, you were slightly worried about being alone for this long. Instead, like something out of a strange fairy tale, you now can't imagine being here without this strange creature.

Slowly, then all at once, Dieter becomes clingy.

Rapid in his curious questions, he’s annoying and ridiculous at times but still incredibly endearing to talk to. As twilight approaches in soft glory, the dragon shifts to curl around you, a scaled mythical barricade that refuses to let you leave.

“No…don’t go back in. Stay here with me.” He purrs. “It’ll be like a fun camping trip.”

You snicker, even though your heart races at his plea.

“Maybe next time.” You suggest, and Dieter pouts huffing out a puff of smoke in protest.

In the shower your mind wanders to some cheesy romance books your best friend once showed you.

One was about a witch who fell in love with an enemy dragon cursed to destroy her. That story had you in a chokehold. Especially the scene where the witch got affected by a spell that backfired. It made her aroused and the only way to dispel the effects was through sex. And of course her dragon enemy was the only one present who could help the witch.

An image flickers in your mind repeatedly of Dieter with his shimmering gemstone eyes and you clutching onto his horns as he -

Soon enough your back hits the shower wall and your fingers drift down as your eyes flutter shut, allowing yourself to sink into that fantasy.

You try to keep your whimpers quiet, but a part of you… wants Dieter hear.

Your fingers curl and move, drawing out your arousal.

But then you hear it - a rumbled groan.

An embarrassed heat knocks into you.

That’s when you remember you left the window to the bathroom open. You’re about to apologize until Dieter speaks first.

He growls out your name, a whimper over the rush of the shower water.

“Oh, I can smell you.” His words slice through you and unleash a damn.

Your heart races, and your mind shuts down.

“More, gimme more please.” Dieter urges and your fingers pick up a frantic pace.

“Dieter.” You croak out his name.

“Fuck yeah.” The dragon pants, and you swear the walls shake a bit as if he’s trying to press past them, maybe even burst through to you.

“Shit baby, wanna eat you up so fucking bad.” Dieter slurs and knocks your climax out of your chest. You come fast.

“Fuck.” He now whines impatiently. “Want you more. Wish I could do more.”

You exhale trying to steady your breathing and also feel a tug of sympathy for him. You stay quiet, don’t know what else to do.

But after slipping into your pajamas, you notice Dieter has gone dangerously quiet.

So gathering up a bunch of blankets and pillows, you head outside deciding maybe to actually camp out with him.

Yet, in the stretching darkness, Dieter is nowhere to be found. Your heart breaks a bit.

The next morning Dieter is still missing.

You head to the small grocery supply store to grab a few items. The television talks about a storm approaching and you wonder if that’s why he left.

You spot a reasonably priced extra large tent, almost a canopy, that you maybe could use to keep Dieter safe and dry besides the cabin.

You hope he returns soon. As you struggle to try putting the tent together, the thunder rumbles in the distance.

Twigs snap and footsteps approach the path around the cabin. Slightly panicked, you start glancing out into the woods.

A part of you now hopes it's a dragon.

Unfortunately a mountain lion instead stares at you from among the tree line.

Your heart drops.

The large hunter stays still and so do you.

With your heart racing you slowly back away hoping to head back into the cabin.

But the large cat prowls forward out of the trees, a slow stalk.

Terror crawls all over your body.

A sinister rumble floats out into the air, and you think it’s the thunder getting worse.

That rumbling you mistook as thunder instead clearly floats into a terrifying growl.

You have to think it’s the mountain lion about to pounce any second.

Suddenly Dieter flies out of the trees. His maw is open wide, filled with shark sized sharp teeth. The beast lands before the prowler, a monster from a hellish nightmare.

The mountain lion bares its fangs, hissing loud and tries to swat its paw at Dieter. But the dragon remains unbothered and instead snapping his jaw shut towards the cougar almost trying to chomp at it.

It’s enough to frighten the large mountain cat, and it retreats away fast.

Dieter continues growling. His eyes are dangerous slits, a crystalized predator. You can’t move, too stunned to even think. But then your dragon blinks, coming back to his senses and rushes towards you.

He says your name worried as his face rubs all over you.

“Tell me you’re alright?! That stupid cat almost tried to attack you! I was so fucking close to biting his head off or shit charbroiling it-”

You reassure Dieter you’re alright, even wrap your arms around him best as you can.

You’ve never held him like this. His warmth in your embrace reminds you of a burning heartbeat, the thump of a flame too powerful to extinguish.

“Where were you? Where have you been?” You ask weakly.

“Didn’t wanna hurt you last night.” Dieter admits. “My mind…this dang freaky monster mind of mine kept telling me to do… things.”

You cautiously ask what.

He buries his large snout against you.

“Like fucking mate you.” He mutters, and your legs almost give out.

“Oh.” Dieter says and inhales deep. “Oh, damn… you like that huh?”

He can smell you, caught your wave of arousal already making you wet.

Soon enough he moves down, and you try to shoo him away until he presses his nostrils straight between your legs and inhales. You slap your hand over your mouth to stop the whimper that almost leaves you.

“I’m drooling.” Dieter slurs and even allows his mouth to stay open panting, a monster in heat. “God, you smell even better than last night.”

“Dieter.” You whisper.

“Please baby, please.” He pleads now gently nipping at your clothes with his sharp teeth.

“Don’t… I don’t want you doing this just because of your dragon brain taking over.” You fidget hearing your true feelings bubble out.

“No, I’m not! Promise.” Dieter says truthfully.

He even shifts his draconian face to place kisses against your thighs. “Would want you even as a man. Fuck it even got me messed up thinking how frustrated I was I couldn’t do shit with you as a man…”

“But now...” he drags his scaled nose up your legs, and your eyes close. “Kinda wanna enjoy being a dragon with you.”

“Wait…With me?” You asks a bit hesitant.

“Uh yeah.” He snorts. “Only you…Cause I trust you baby.”

Opening your eyes, your gaze meets Dieter’s peering up at you. A monster of devastating destruction and terror you just saw now at your knees so large, powerful, and beautiful.

Your hand caresses his face, and he closes his gem eyes.

You lie down within the half made tent. However, it creates a wonderful cave-like cover for you to slide into.

“What the crap is this?” Dieter nudges into the tarp as he wiggles as much as he can into the covering.

“Rain is coming, wanted to get something to keep you dry, you dick.” You playfully reply.

Dieter’s dragon eyes soften, pupils expanding like a cat’s, and he moves to nuzzle your neck. You lean back against him and exhale against his cool scales.

Then he descends, a beast ready to consume.

You think of the monster books your best friend lent you.

Now you can say it doesn’t do the truth justice.

After you slide off your shorts and underwear Dieter’s tongue, thin and slippery, long and precise with its movements, licks across your bare thighs. It traces against your skin leaving you wiggling wanting more.

Then he dives into you. His tongue slithers around your clit then wiggles into you, and your body snaps up galvanized by this unbelievable pleasure.

“Damn baby, this is incredible.” Dieter slurs drunk. “You’re incredible.”

You get it. It feels like your body is going to melt off your bones. Then his sharp dragon teeth very gently nip at your thigh, and your mind blanks.

When your climax hits he greedily slurps it up. You whine a bit overstimulate when he continues lapping at you.

“Mate,” he mutters. “Wanna mate you so bad.”

You softly coo at him, running your hand against his horn.

This idea has been infesting your mind for weeks. Now it’s here.

“Turn on your back for me.” You softly tell Dieter who effortlessly moves, doing as he’s told. Now he’s the one lying down covered by the half canopy.

On his back you’re smitten by the sight of his soft colored underbelly.

Then his monstrous large cock makes your mouth water and body shiver. You knew it would. But now you realize there’s no way his very rigged and large cock could fit inside you.

“Don’t even know if I can fit.” Dieter whimpers. Pre-cum starts pebbling, leaking, at the head of his cock and you already ache to taste.

“Shh…” you comfort him again, kissing the scales along his belly.

“I have an idea.” You whisper low.

Even with your weak and slightly shaky legs you manage to climb on top of him.

Then you settle down, resting on him. Both you and Dieter instantly moan.

“Fuck, already feel you. You’re so warm.” he sobs.

“You too.” You hiccup. His cock is heated, throbbing against you.

Then you grind your hips, dragging your pussy down against him, and it’s like nothing you’ve ever felt before.

Dieter’s growls shatters the air, and you try to soothe him, settle his noises. But it’s hard, even for you. The more you grind and hump against him, you can’t even silence yourself. His rigged cock feels divine rubbing against you. Soon enough it’s simply you and him melting into each other.

You grind and grin, speeding up your hips. You’re lost in the pleasure, lost in the molten fire scorching your skin that before you know it, you come and pleasure crashes into you a consuming wave. Dieter moans, a half mixed noise so human yet monstrous.

“I’m… I’m gonna-” He growls, unable to even speak.

“Give it to me, please.” You beg.

When he comes it’s hot, sticky and there’s so much. But you feel beautifully dizzy and drunk, especially as his cum pools against your thighs sticking to your skin. It’s dirty, raw, but incredible.

Especially as Dieter shifts to now have you lying below him and his wings open up to create their own canopy against you, shielding you from the world.

After cleaning him and yourself up with your discarded shorts, your dragon curls against you

“Holy shit balls,” Dieter exhales with his warm breath that tickles. “That was the hottest kinkiest sex I’ve ever had. Didn’t think you’d have it in you. When can we do it again?”

You playfully swat at him.

“Hey, it’s all a compliment! I’m saying it was hot as fuck!” He argues and you snicker, but now in Dieter’s warmth exhaustion creeps in cozy and effortless.

The thunder rumbling becomes a soft lullaby mixing in with the content purr thundering from your dragon.

You turn and rest your face against the side of Dieter’s massive muzzle. Placing a soft kiss against his scales, you let your eyes close.

You rest safe with your dragon’s keep.

Soft raindrops falling against your legs waking you up wearily. You’re thankful at least half the tent keeps you covered as the rain pours down.

But you now notice you’re missing one dragon.

Instead the most handsome man you’ve ever seen sleeps besides you, curled against your shoulder while he snores.

Dieter’s utterly gorgeous. Peacefully resting, mouth slightly open, you ache to trace his sharp nose. His fluffy hair looks like an adorable bird's nest. You’re so in awe of this unreal man it takes you a moment to realize he’s a dragon no more.

You yelp surprised and bolt up from him.

“Wha? Whazzit?” Dieter wearily asks waking up.

“Dieter, Dieter wake up.” You urge, and he yawns as he stretches.

“Ready to go for another round huh, honey cakes?” He smirks sleepy but coy at you.

Then his eyes go wide as he realizes it too.

He shrieks, scrambling to sit up.

His hands press against his body and even glances down between his legs.

“Phew! Had to check my dick just to make sure, but we’re good.”

You roll your eyes until his wide beautiful earthen ones turn to you.

“I’m a real boy again!” He cries then gathers you into his arms squeezing you tight.

“Sex broke the spell!” Dieter declares, and you excitedly laugh rubbing his gorgeous back.

“You broke my spell.” He softer says, rubbing his nose into the top of your head.

“I don't know if it was me…but glad I could help.” You hug him back.

“Okay, as fuckin’ cool as it was being a dragon, and yes I’m already messing my dragon dick, I didn’t realize how much I missed being human. Like… I’ve just been wanting to hold you.”

His words are ridiculous, perfectly Dieter all while being endearing. You snort, pressing a kiss to his shoulder.

Rain pours down harder, slipping into the collapsing tent. Laughing and getting soaked in the downpour, you finally let Dieter inside the cabin. He of course happily follows you eagerly.

A knock at the door wakes you the next morning, breaking your soft spell among the blanket’s warmth and Dieter arms.

A park ranger and police officer stand on the other side of the door.

“Sorry to bother you this morning,” the park ranger sounds sincere and apologetic. Then he gives a look to the officer.

“But uh… have you… seen any weird suspicious activity around these parts?”

You’re a bit confused, and the officers must see that in your face.

The cop sighs. “A man came in yesterday screaming that he saw a dragon fly over while he was on the hiking trail nearby.”

A bark of a laugh escapes you, and you apologize for the outburst.

“No, it’s alright. It is kinda ridiculous to think about.” The park ranger warmly reassures you.

“No officers I’m sorry I haven’t seen anything of the sorts.” You relay to them.

“The only bad dragon around these parts is me.”

You sigh already tempted to shove Dieter away. In your soft robe he slinks his arms across your shoulder with a sleepy yawn.

The police officer and park ranger now stare like gaping open mouth fishes seeing the missing actor.

“You’re…you’re…-”

“Yeah, yeah I know who I am.” Dieter interjects, waving his hand casually. “And I’m not missing. Nor did the aliens take me as much as I hoped they would.”

He moves to curl against you more. “Just been here with my hot new girlfriend that’s all.”

The title sets your heart on fire. The officers wish you a good day. The park ranger even asks for an autograph from Dieter, which he of course gives.

“Now, if you excuse me, I gotta show my baby the real dragon here in the woods.” Dieter says without shame even winks and you shriek embarrassed, apologizing profusely.

You chide Dieter smacking his chest as he snickers proud.

“Come on,” he urges, nibbling at your cheeks. “Let me show my mate how badly I need her.”

You can’t argue with that.

Later that night falling asleep again in his arms you notice the same dragon rumble still deep in Dieter’s chest, a blissful rumbling purr.

[oleander-nin]

Valen-Time 01: Hand Sewn(Rise! Raph x Reader)

A/N, not important: Guess who's writing for 29 days straight again! Or, I'm attempting to at least. This is what I needed lots of luck on lol, mostly because February is a bit busy for me, but I really wanted to do this again for Valentine's day. Any criticism is welcome, constructive or not. This is supposed to be a gender neutral reader, so if I screwed up somewhere, please tell me.

-Ollie

CW: needles(sewing), stitching, teddy bear, fluff(hopefully)

Words: 1039

Summary: Raph tore his stuffed animal and you agree to help fix it.

Tag list(I didn't actually know if I should add it or not, but I'm going with yes for now. Tell me if you want your name off): @f1oricide @itsyagurlchip @lordfreg @acutiewithagun @rottmnttmnt2012 @lixnininotnay @lexiechr @ssak-i

The ruined stuffie in your hands made you frown, it’s torn stitching letting the stuffing that once shaped it fall out. Raph sat next to you, a tight-lipped frown on his face as his fingers twitched on his led. He watches you inspect the bear in silence, his shoulders brought forwards and touching his jaw. You don’t comment on the stench of nervous sweat filling the air, not wanting to bring down his mood even more. This was the bear you gave to him when you confessed, and now it sat ruined in your hands. While the sentimental value of it wasn’t huge to you, Raph was practically attached to this bear by the hip, which would eventually be the poor stuffies' downfall.

“I can just get you a new one, it’s not a big deal.” You assure him, trying to help bring up the large terrapin’s mood. Raph shook his head, his snaggle tooth biting into his lip as he frown deepens.

“Raph doesn’t want a new one.” He says, a tone of distress lingering in his tone. you watch as his eyes linger on the ripped stitches and protruding filling, knowing he felt bad for breaking his stuffed animal. You purse your lips, trying to decide how to move forwards. You flip the stuffed animal over, inspecting it from top to bottom. You weren’t new to fixing broken stuffies, many of your own having been patched over the years, but his spikes really did a number to the one in your hand. 

“If I were to try and sew it,” You start hesitantly, your hand caressing the black buttons the small teddy had for eyes. “I think we could patch it back up. It would look a bit messy because I don’t have extra fabric on me, but he would be fixed.”

Raph visibly brightens at the idea, his arms wrapping around your shoulder and pulling you into a tight hug. “Thank you. Dad has a sewing kit in his room, we could ask him for it.”

You fondly roll your eyes and pat his forearm twice before starting to ease the stuffing back into the bear to try and fatten it out. Your hands twitched at the scratchy feeling of the cotton, Raph’s weight on your shoulders making it harder to move your arms than you wanted. You don’t say a word though, letting Raph continue to lean on you as he watches you remove whatever stuffing refused to back down. Although his eyes hold worry for the removed stuffing, he doesn’t say a word about it. 

“Raph will go get the sewing kit.” He remarks, finally letting you go as he stands up. His chasm deepens as he glances back at the stuffed animal in your hands, but he says nothing. With no more words exchanged, Raph disappears from your room and presumably heads off to where Splinter keeps the sewing kit, leaving you alone with the bear.

You softly rub it’s torn stitching, pulling loose thread to make it easier to sew back up. Its bright eyes reflected the light above you, making the inanimate object seem as if it had life breathed into it. It's limp arm stubs laid on your knees, asking for a hug. You chuckle lightly to yourself at the thought of the bear wanting affection, as being hugged was what destroyed it in the first place. 

You continue messing with the stuffing as Raph re-enters, a small dingy shoebox so full of thread and needles and spare fabric, the lid couldn’t close. The bed dips to the side as Raph settles next to you once more, head peeking over your shoulder and hands tucked into his chest. You don’t say a word about the feeling of his breath on your neck, merely turning slightly so you wouldn’t have to deal with it as much.

“Was your dad a seamstress?” You easily tease, the bear left to lay in your lap as you start to dig through the extensive yet scattered supplies. Raph gently shoves your shoulder as he grins.

“Nope, we just kept tearing everything he gave us. Some of the baby clothes he has stashed away are basically patchwork at this point.”

You smile fondly at the thought of a younger Raph and his brothers with their clothes that were a medley of colors, having seen some of them yourself. You finally pull out brown thread and a thin needle, sticking the chosen needle into the thread of the spool so it would stay put. “Have you ever sewn before then?”

Raph shakes his head, his lower lip jutting out in a slight pout. “Nope. There wasn’t much of a need, and Dad fixed everything we ripped anyways.”

“Would you like to learn?” You offer, gesturing to the stuffie's open stomach. Raph tilts his head as he looks down at the teddy bear, considering your offer for just a moment. 

“Yeah,” He nods, looking both determined and excited. “I would.”

You beam at him, quickly shuffling around until you’re facing Raph so you could show him what to do. The bear is soon found in Raph’s lap instead of yours, the fallen stuffing in between his thighs to keep it safe. You thread the needle and wax it for him while describing to him what he was going to do, assuring him he couldn’t really mess it up even if he tried. You hand him his needle, gently guiding his hands through the first few stitches. As he continues to sew the rest on his own, you start to add the rest of the stuffing into the bear so it wouldn’t flatten.

The final stitch is soon placed, and you easily instruct Raph on how to secure it, only having to help him once before he got it. The stitch job down its stomach was sloppy, but secure, no more stuffing leaking onto the floor. You return the needle and thread and set the box onto the floor, watching fondly as Raph admires his stuffed animal. It doesn’t surprise you when Raph pulls you close, whispering his thanks into your ear. You simply smile, kissing his jaw and praising his needlework.

[askchilchuck]

Hey, how can I help you?

(Please read below before interacting)

Hi! My name is Sophie! This blog has gotten enough traction that I feel the need to lay some ground rules for it.

1) This blog is intended to be PG13 so I don’t have to exclude younger fans from participating. I will not be answering anything that wouldn’t fly in canon, or is adjacent to it. Anything explicitly sexual, or can be construed that way will not be answered. This decision was made a couple months in, so do be advised there is some more suggestive content on the earlier posts on this blog. If you don't want to see that kind of content, stick to the newer posts.

2) Nothing related to suicide please. I tried playing it off the first time but between myself and some people around me, even the “KYS 🥰🥰🥰” jokes really aren’t funny, especially recently. Asks including it will not be answered.

3) No firearms. Related to rule 2.

4) Please no spammy asks. I’m honestly not sure how to answer them, and they clog up both the blog itself and the main tags.

5) No political asks. I understand how terrifying the results of the US election are, but I really need this place to be a break from all that. For my sake and yours. We both need spaces where we can recharge from this. Chilchuck doesn’t know what’s going on anyway, he deserves to live in ignorance from it. I love you.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun to bully him, but these things cross a line for me. Thank you for understanding.

If you’re an RP blog, you’re more than welcome to interact! Even if you’re not a Dunmeshi blog! I don’t always have the time to do reblog chains, though, so please don’t feel bad if I miss you there. It’s easiest for me if you submit RP as an ask when the box is open. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

IN LIGHT OF DUPLICATE CHARACTERS:

I think that’s awesome and also really funny. I encourage it. We’ve already got a loose MCU/multiverse plot line going on so we can totally make it work, too. Hell yeah. Hilarious. Love that. /gen

Blog lore:

This blog takes place loosely post canon. I try to avoid spoilers, but little things here and there are inevitable. Chilchuck has made up with his wife and they’re currently working on their relationship. Chilchuck is also in therapy. This is for a few reasons.

1) I don’t think he’d actually answer any of these if he wasn’t.

2) He doesn’t talk about it a lot, but it was one of his wife’s conditions before giving the relationship another go.

3) He just. Should be in general and I have control of it so it’s happening lol

My Chil is bi, but in the middle-aged “everyone’s had gay thoughts before” kinda way, cause I think it’s funnier that way. He also gets high from time-to-time now that he’s not dungeneering anymore.

Folks kept turning him into different things/animals, so goldstar/⭐️ anon gave him an amulet to put a stop to that. "Marcus" also altered the spell on the amulet to encompass all transformations, since inanimate objects weren't initially included.

Squeaker also used a device to prevent any crab transformations specifically from occurring, as well as ejecting all crabs within a 20 mile radius.

There’s also a cult stalking him for some reason. (This is an ongoing problem. They haven't hurt anyone, and they seem to only be targeting Chilchuck.)

The TVA (Marvel) is loosely involved as well as previously mentioned. Squeak fixed it (or so she thought. There's now a DMCU situation going on.)

Also, Chil’s knowledge of the blog/Tumblr varies depending on what would be funnier, but generally he’s aware of the internet. He only uses his phone to answer your asks, though. He has no idea how to do anything else and has no desire to. This means he doesn’t fact check people or knows anything about the greater internet experience. No one knows how he got the phone, or how it’s holding a charge. Don’t worry about it.

ADDENDUM:

Chilchuck has recently started googling slang, and anything else that might be confusing or annoying to him. However, he hates the search feature and trying to find answers on individual websites, and will take the AI generated answers without question.

I myself don’t talk in the main posts, unless it’s tagged #ooc. Otherwise, I’ll always talk in the tags if I’ve got something to say. Or replies. Or DMs. Main post is the only place I’m in character unless specified otherwise.

Emoji anons:

•⭐️/goldstar anon

•🦉/owl anon

•👻/ghost anon

•♡/heart anon

•🐭/mouse anon

•🍬/candy anon

•🥣/bowl (cereal?) anon

•🐻🏀/bear basket ball anon

•🃏/joker anon

No other heart variants have been claimed. Also, heads up to all emoji anons, I’m going to start using just one tag for your asks going forward to make tagging easier! So I’ll just be using the emoji variant from here 💖

If you want to hang out with me in a less censored environment, I also run @chilfucked and @askchilchucknsfw which are 18+ only.

I also reserve the right to update these rules as time goes on, so please check them again before submitting when the ask box is open again. Thank you!

[living-undead]

Thank you guys so much for tagging me 💜 @flovoid @circusjuney

10 random facts about me!! (i think im actually running out of facts lol)

1) I've made this known before but I'll put it in a post, I'm 6'2!

2) I have 3 really big phobias; trypophobia, thalassophobia (specifically the deep ocean, trenches, stuff like that), and idk if theres a term for it but it's literally just anything with more than 4 legs; the idea of seeing something move with more than 4 legs breaks me.

3) My favorite colors are pink and blue, specifically #ffddf4 and #4169E1

4) My favorite music artist is Joey Bada$$

5) My favorite genre of games is RPGs, all kinds of RPGS; JRPGs, CRPGs, Tactics RPGs, Open-World RPGs, I'm just addicted. My current favorite game is actually a 2-way tie between Dragon Quest V and Pokemon Black 2!

6) I really like anime and manga, my favorite genre is slice of life and romcoms! My current favorite anime is called "Say, 'I Love You'" and my favorite manga is Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles.

7) I think I have a sleep problem? Regardless of when I try to sleep, I physically cannot sleep for longer than 5hrs.

8) I need a mime in my life... which is to say I love mimes... man, I love mimes... and vampires... vampire mimes... (can you tell im running out of facts?)

9) I... uhhhhh... got a puppy and he's 2 years old now and I love him

10) Uuhhhhh... I'm a black man in America, idfk... what do you want from me??? 😭

If you see this mess of a post and you feel like doing this as well (hopefully better than I have) then CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED!

Now, excuse me while I spiral and try to finish this intro post

[yukiexpress]

"I'm going to work really hard, so I can save up and explore the stars just like grown-ups do!" 🫧꒱ edit blog 🩵꒱ daily clicks! 🌀꒱ side blog!

Hi, Hello, I'm yuki!

🌀꒱ he/they , transmasc!nb , teen , neurodivergent 🫧꒱ i'm a new edit blog! i just really wanna show some love and create some resources for my favourite characters, some being less popular so not having many options for premade icons, headers, etc. i am a laptop user as well so i am not active all the time, please be patient with me!

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🎐꒱ DNI: do not attempt to twist my words / find a loophole! homophobic in any manner, enjoys + creates drama, overly hateful + negative, hateful on minorities, maps, basic dni, anti-neoprns, anti-rare pairs, sexualising of characters, + will block anyone that i deem necessary!

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🩵꒱ FANDOMS I LIKE: Houseki no Kuni, Tanaka-Kun is Always Listless, Honkai Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Pokemon, Project Sekai, Vocaloid, Reverse 1999, Epithet Erased, Demon Slayer, Animal Crossing, Splatoon, Legend of Zelda, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Bungo Stray Dogs, Cookie Run Kingdom, ENA, Saki K, Oneshot, Underworld Office and Kingdom Hearts!

⤴ ⸝⸝ these are not in any order and i know less about some of them!

Request Rules for my Blog!

🌀꒱ single characters or pairs are fine! let me know if it's a ship, platonic or just two characters you really like. i will not do real-life characters, aka: characters played by actors in live action media, sorry for any disappointment!

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🫧꒱ i have the right to refuse requests and will do so if it's a ship that breaks my dni or is a show/media that i do not wish to be associated with, no hate for you enjoying it, it's just that i do not want to interact with it or attract those who also are fans of it.

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🎐꒱ please let me know when requesting what colour theme you want and if you want a pfp set or banners! (telling me what type of banner you want as well is useful!)

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🩵꒱ i work down my list in order of request so please be patient with me! i am also pretty new to editing and currently work from a laggy ibis paint x and an old tablet that desperately needs to be replaced, ill do the best i can! + as always, being polite goes a long way!

⤴ ⸝⸝ navigate the tags to sort by colour and fandom!

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sorry for the long post lol, i just like having everything in one place .w. thanks for reading, have a lovely time <33 ⤴ ⸝⸝ all the images here were made by me!

[oneforthemunny]

munny's one-derful year

to celebrate my one year on tumblr (january eighth, to be exact), i have decided to open up a little writing prompt. some of my favorite lores, asks, and others for anyone to participate in <3 thank you all so much for your love and following me around onto three blogs lol!!! i love you all so much!! 

rules: must tag #munnysonederful and @oneforthemunny to each entry so i can read and reblog ofc. unlimited entries, and i will be reblogging and making a masterlist on my own page so everyone can read/find the works :)  can be blurbs, full works, headcanons, honestly anything you want! 

prompts: 

rockstar!eddie and nepo baby!reader’s favorite hate fucking moment. where does it happen? why does it happen? are they just playing, or did one prompt the other? What happens ;)? get as smutty and gross as you want to babes, no one here will complain lol. 

based off the lore that older!eddie gets slutty on teqila lol. gimme tequila eddie. make it slutty. the og prompt was at the beach for a wedding of a cousin, if you’d like to follow that, but if not- where does it happen? how do you think it would go? don’t spare a single detail please!!!!

modern!eddie and his lil mean girl’s first date, like official date. i get a lot of questions on this and i honestly want to know what you guys think! what���s it like? where do they go? any awkward moments? what’s the convo like? does he try to over impress or play it like he’s too cool? have fun with it! 

ofc i would never deny anyone here a chance to write about our beloved mafia!eddie and the dogs lol. vecna, diablo, lucifer, and zeus (and beelzebub if you want to add him). i love anything with the dogs, specifically with them being spoiled, so spoil me for a moment and write about them! eddie’s bitching because they’re “guard dogs!!! they’re trained to kill!!!” and you’ve got them totally spoiled, so tell me about it. how would you spoil them? 

janitor!eddie deserves the world, so give it to him. give me something with spoiling him. why are you doing it (birthday, valentine’s day, hard week)? how are you doing it? is it planned or a surprise or impromptu? and of course, how does he react? could be angsty, fluffy, smutty if you’re feeling it. just show him some love. 

cowboy!eddie and sweet girl’s animals. i gotta know about them. there’s three parts of lore here: the cow, the chickens, and the goats. take your pick or choose all of them. make it your own, or me, personally, i want to know how they came to be? how did that conversation of convincing eddie to get them go? expectations vs reality? have fun with it, be silly with it. 

the horny hours convo we had (in april??? maybe lol) with dom!eddie was quite possibly the most successful and most interacted horny hours we’ve ever had. so with that being said, i’m opening up the prompts to be rewritten in your version. so there was three big ones: “don’t make me pull this car over” aka car troubles, “go pick a switch” aka switching it up, and the bath brush aka dripping down. rewrite it, make it your own, make new drama, if you’re not a brat make it non-bratty lol, make it slutty is all i ask. 

bouncer!eddie being a switch really shook everyone up and i loved it, so i want whatever version of him you want to write. him being subby, him being dominant, him just being him and being a little flirty and silly and slutty and the love of my life. expand on the walk in blurb if you need inspo, or what happened after a night where you or him got jealous from someone flirting at the hideout. 

funson’s freebies: 

in honor of my og blog (funsonmunson, gone but not forgotten) these are freebie plots for any of my au’s <3

give me an angsty breakup fic. why did they break up? who broke up with who? make me cry, ruin my day- or take mercy on us and give us a happy ending, up to you. 

self care nights. what do they do? is it a night in? a night out? is eddie taking care of you, or you taking care of him, or a little bit of both? what’s going on, just let me feel all gooey and lovey inside!!! 

i always get birthday requests, and technically it’s my tumblr birthday, so what do the eddies do for your birthday? where do they take you? what’s the cake situation? surprise party, planned party, no party? night in or out? presents? birthday sex? truly whatever you picture!

another highly requested, is a wedding. i love weddings and my guilty pleasure is wedding fics idk why, so give me that. you can follow the lore if they have it, or do whatever you want! proposal, ceremony, honeymoon- honestly whichever you want! where does it happen? what’s the details? who’s there? if you put vows i’m gonna sob so just fyi on that. 

finally, i have to give it up for the domestic babes. give me something soul crushingly domestic. dog!dad eddie, dad!eddie, pregnancy one, newborn, child- i don’t care. i want to feel motherly in this bitch after i read it. 

[scr-ppup]

@ Scr-ppup | 🪦👁️

—"Even the divine of the mercy and prayers will not help you..

"For I will still smite your ass to the oblivion's growing hunger."—

- liomogai: neogenders, general & alterhumans flags and terms.

- request status: open

Ask box: — (24 requests) | queue: 35 | drafts: 500+

Creds; PFP mask.

Coinfight info link; team Villains.

Anons; 🌊🐈‍⬛,

— "sir, If the hounds don't kill you, I will make sure I have your head at my feet by sundown."

"You hear me, old bastard?"—

> my main is @ Reveseke and that's where I'll be interacting from. Don't get spooked lol.

> here's my pronouns cc & pronouns.page

> I am neurodivergent & disabled, 06/18 & genderqueer, Finnish entity, transspecies, alterhuman & holothere.

> Call me mainly Koiri or Ashlin on this blog, or Kalma.

> I don't have a DNI for my terms and flags, but I do block folks that are specified in my BYF if following. :)

> please use tone tags with me, it makes it easier for me to interpret y'all when it comes to answering questions and interactions in general. I have a tendency to interpret the tone wrong in text. Also please don't use fonts or colored text in the asks, thanks.

Masterlist nav. — req list - tag nav.

— "The world didn't go too easy on you, did it, Kalma?"

BYF

- I belong into quite a few blankqueer/-punk stances in some way; reclaimed feralqueer, hallowpunk, redemptionqueer, darlingqueer, yandequeer, (ally) rabiespride, eepyqueer, para-health, Beastpunk, mangledqueer, Sataniqueer & freakqueer.

None of these labels will override *my* stances that I've laid in my BYF. Beware of this. (Also I'm going to get all the links in a bit lol.)

I am anti harassment, pro-para - anti-contact (+ a para myself) & pro- safe recovery, anti-censorship & I'm peacefic. I'm pro good-faith / contradicting terminology, I believe everyone has a unique sense of self and should be able to use the terms and call themselves what they want to reflect themselves. I stand with the 4B, land-back, black lives matter movements, and pro decolonization.

My political view is anarcho-leftist, however I do not go into that side much since this is a hobby blog.

I am not interested in ship- or syscourse and I find radical pros and antis extremely harmful from both discourses. Do not include me in them. (Besides I'm singlet thus I don't think someone calling themselves endo or supporting or not supporting them is something I should be "included in" on or concerned by. Pro & anti endos alike can interact if they want, just know where I stand and don't break your own DNI for the sake of it.)

Also, those who cannot separate fiction from reality or glorify and romanticize real-life murderers, S/A, mafias, criminals, and so on, you're not even on the thin ice if you follow me you will be blocked.

I do not fuck with (read: i am a heavy anti of) wrongfully used harmful transid folks, rad./queers, xeno.satanists. white supremacists, nationalists, facists, or racists & ableist at all. (Neo) Na.zis and supporters/apologists, pro-colonialists and -capitalists, pro-cop / blue lives matter / all lives matter believers. Neither do I fuck with those who glorify, romantize, or demonize (or speak over folks with) mental illnesses, personality disorders or disabilities.

Also label lumpers and exclusionists (""bi-spec"", aros to aces, aphobics, transphobic, multitransphobic, intersexists, etc), queer-phobic/anti-LGBTQIA+ folk. SW-/TERFs, Radfems, misogynist & misandrist alike; sexists in general. + folks who suibait, witch-hunt, and harass others or condone/support it.

—"you look like an animal, a cornered hound baring its teeth in front of certain death..."

Themed after a CoD oc named Kalma.

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Questions are always welcome, but please bear in mind that if the question is asked in noticeably bad Faith it will not be answered unless I feel the need to answer it because it's important.

[lavenderfluorite14]

🩸🦇💖People I Want to Know Better💖🦇🩸

Thank you for the tag @ancuninfiles! I also ship Me and Your Mom.

1. Favorite Ships (in no particular order)

Wyllstarion (Baldur's Gate 3) The monster hunter falls in love with the monster? The monster teaches a cursed hero how to deal with his new body? A dash of enemies to lovers? A princely young man showers a lost and lonely man with the love he needs (deserves) while that same savvy, clever man helps the princely young man break his evil contract? YEAH.

Bloodweave (Baldur's Gate 3) None of us are completely immune to toxic old man yaoi.

Shadowzel (Baldur's Gate 3) LET'S GO LESBIANS

Ianthe x Harrow (The Locked Tomb Series) I'm toxic, yeah yeah

Reylo (Star Wars Sequel Trilogy) These two will always have a chokehold on my heart. They could never make me hate you Sequel Trilogy, although they have CERTAINLY tried. I will die bitter about TRoS, lol.

Jarden (Jude x Cardan, The Folk of the Air) Booktok is right sometimes.

Sansa x Brienne (A Song of Ice and Fire) A lady and her knight???? HELLO???????

Sarah x Jareth (Labyrinth) This ship has EVERYTHING I love.

Jasmine x Mozenrath (Aladdin: the Animated Series) This may be a deep cut, but I love enemies to lovers who never truly stop being enemies.

2. First Ship

Zelink (Zelda x Link, The Legend of Zelda). My first ship ever, I will always love them. Also easily my most wholesome ship, lol.

3. Last Song

Guess (feat. Billie Eilish) - Charli XCX.

4. Last Movie

Abigail! I was not expecting to live this movie as much as I did, we love a vampire horror comedy.

5. Currently Reading

Good Omens, Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman. I finally started this classic and then allegations emerged.

I haven't started these yet, but I also have these checked out in Libby: Loud by Drew Afualo

The Salt Grows Heavy by Cassandra Khaw

6. Currently Watching

I am SO bad at watching TV for no discernible reason. But I need to finish Season 3 of Fruits Basket, I'm a religious House of the Dragon watcher (RIP Game of Thrones), and I'm still reeling from the season finale of Succession.

7. Currently Craving

Mango Loco Monster Energy drink, my beloved

no pressure tags:

@rosieofcorona, @bee-chann, @roguishcat

[thetinyshiloh]

Nine People You'd Like to Know Better

Tagged by @thana-topsy, thank you!!

3 Ships Yyra Denirien x Teldryn Sero (OC x Elder Scrolls) - If you're following me and you don't know this... you must scroll tumblr with your eyes closed or something lmao. They are INCESSANTLY in my head 24/7/365. They are both so broken but trying their best and the most important aspect is that (in my canon story) their friendship happens FIRST and is MOST important before anything else occurs between them. I know all the smut I draw says otherwise, but I draw the smut because my main story is so slow-burn hahahaha. FemShep x Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect) - I went hard for this one... it's almost like there's something about red-headed strong-willed women with snarky, non-human mercenaries with distinctive voices that just does it for me... Jude x Cardan (The Folk of the Air series) - Despite the fact these are "young adult" books, holy shit did they do something for me. Also 100000% better than any published erotica I've ever read AND a fantastic example of enemies-to-lovers. Anyways, I finished the main trilogy recently and these two have been rotating on a smaller platform in the background while Yyra and Teldryn continue to rotate in the foreground lol. I HAVE TO ADD ONE MORE, SORRY, I'M BREAKING RULES BUT NIKAIDO x KAIMAN (DOROHEDORO) HAS TO BE INCLUDED TOO, I am obsessed

First Ship I have such a hard time remembering stuff from my early life, but technically the first pairing of people that I fixated on (though this would be way before "shipping" was a thing I knew about) was Aerith x Sephiroth (despite how that canonically goes lol, but i guess i've always loved saying fuck canon).

Last Song "Magia" by Kalafina - Despite almost never watching anime, I binged Puella Magi Madoka Magica in one day (it's only 12 episodes) and holy cow that fucking show what the fuck. Anyways, the end credit song rocks and this is it.

Currently Reading Inside of a Dog by Alexandra Horowitz Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain by David Gerard I recommend both of these so far, but I'm also only partially through them because I always take a thousand years to read nonfiction.

Last Film Dearest Sister (2016) - It's weird if I'm not watching at least one horror film in the past week, but this was actually two weeks ago? I think I need to re-watch it, but I thought it was pretty good!

Currently Craving I was craving salted nori today but I do actually have some and so I had it a few hours ago. Right now I'm not really craving anything! I guess this question is more about creative works but as usual, I go with food haha.

I tag: @downontheupside @mishikaiya @ocheeva @dontiform @perilously @fliinnie @orfeolookback @bendingsignpost @drowsy-fantasy

[riddle-me-ri]

Well, the time has come, whoop. Way sooner than I expected it too!

Ri's 500 Follower Event

I've been mulling over different ideas/prompts for this event and its no doubt been inspired by many other events I've seen done in the past. I hope I don't copy too many but its bound to happen, especially if the prompt is *chef's kiss*

This is my first event so I'm not going to go super crazy and try not to overwhelm myself but I definitely also wanna make it special!

Below the read more tab are three different options AND rules for a drawing you guys can enter!

First and foremost these events options are open to all the characters I write for that are listed here, but if you need a refresher;

- General Riddler and Arkhamverse, BTAS, Gotham, Dano/Reevesverse, Telltale, Young Justice, Zero Year, Twojar, Gotham City Sirens, and DCAU Hush Riddler

- General Penguin and Arkhamverse, Farrell/Reevesverse, BTAS, TNBA, One Bad Day, Telltale, The Batman (2004), and Batman Unlimited Penguin

- General Mad Hatter and Arkhamverse, Gotham, BTAS, TNBA, Secret Six, Joker's Asylum, and Harley Quinn Animated Series (HQTAS) Mad Hatter

- General Scarecrow and Arkhamverse, Murphy/Nolanverse, BTAS, TNBA, Fear State, Year One, Masters of Fear, and Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo Scarecrow

1. 500 Word Drabble Prompts

Choose a prompt and I will write a 500-ish word drabble around it. Some of these can be fluffy or NSFW just lemme know which you prefer or I will just go with which comes naturally lol

Breakfast in Bed

Sharing a Bath/Shower

First Date Night

Arkham Visit

2. Headcanons

How they would react to you being kidnapped

How they would react to you wearing their clothes

How they would react to you confessing your feelings

How they would react to you breaking up with them

3. Love Letters

Give me a character and describe your envisioned relationship with f/o and I'll write a letter to you from that character.

Be sure to tell me any nicknames, how you guys met, and your relationship status (i.e. is he admitting his feelings, is he missing you while away in arkham, etc). and/or if you want him to be helping and comforting you during a rough time.

The more descriptive the better!

FINALLY, one last thing, sorry I know this is getting long but I'm really excited for this part!

I really wanna try and give back in any way that I can, so I decided that I wanted to do a name draw!

Submit a request from THIS post with one of these options (either with your username or an anon nickname, like "dormy anon" "timid anon", etc that way it's easier to separate you all lol)

If your name is drawn you'll get the option of:

A 2k fanfic from me

A drawing of one of the Rogues or your DC OC (if you have one) by me

This event will be running from May 19th - June 2nd. All 500 requests will be answered before normal requests, and if you didn't get a chance to participate feel free to submit as a normal request!

That is all I've got for now. I know not incredibly unique or different but again, kinda wanna start off with something familiar since this is my first ever event type thingy!

Thank you guys so much again for 500 followers, I'm still absolutely floored from that fact every day and I hope this shows even a fraction of my appreciation!

Oh and if you don't wanna see any of the 500 Event stuff you can filter out the tag "ri 500"

[madangel19]

You didn't give a specific type so I give you: three :)

32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..”

41. “You’re just not the same anymore..” or 67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”

100. “You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me.”

Okay, I wanted to do 2 of the prompts, but I started the third one and got carried away lol

Come get ya'lls Swiss spice @royalchachi @birds-quantified @keo6232 @terzosboyfriend

Tags: plus size character, body worship, monster fucking, Swiss got the tentacle dick, cunnilingus, high sex, sexy ghoul magic, consensual blood drinking, a bit of a breeding kink, dick riding, masturbation, just a lot of spice ya'll

Word Count: 6136 (it's long but I had fun with this)

Another long, tiring day had come and gone, leaving Delia Rose exhausted and frustrated. Some fellow siblings of sin had been commenting on her body once again. She had told Copia about it and he assured her that he would have a talk with those siblings. It wouldn’t change much. They would just keep it up in secret.

She had to get her mind off of those siblings as she laid in bed. The room was empty. Her roommate had late night duties in the infirmary so she had the room to herself. This was the perfect opportunity to release some stress.

Delia sat up and undressed before reaching into her bedside table for her vibrator. She laid back on the bed, closing her eyes as she recalled a moment from earlier that day.

She had walked in on the band when they were rehearsing to bring them snacks and drinks. The ghouls and Copia were beyond happy to have a much-needed break and they eagerly thanked her. Once they were done eating, Copia invited her to watch them perform and she agreed to watch them for a little bit. 

Delia’s focus kept going over to the multi ghoul, Swiss, who often looked back at her with that familiar toothy smile before moving his hips around in a sensual way that made her cheeks go red. She had to look away and focus on the others, but she couldn’t help but look at him. At one point, he pointed to her and appeared to bite down on his hand with that smile. It was a bizarre sight.

She would have questioned it, but she had to go back to her duties. 

Grabbing her phone, Delia turned it on and looked up some clips she had saved of Swiss during some rituals. He had such a way of moving about on his platform while performing. It was so enticing and so…sexy. She got to the clip of him on the ground after having sparks fall down on him and her free hand started going lower. She began touching herself, biting her lip as she imagined what it would be like to fuck him. 

She had heard the stories from her fellow siblings about how sneaking around late at night in the church led to sexy rendezvous with the ghouls if they got caught by them. A part of her wanted to try that out, but would any of the ghouls want to fuck her? No, they’d try to eat her. She had a lot of meat on her bones for them to have a grand feast. She wasn’t going to risk that. She was safe in her room and she was fine with fucking herself. 

“Focus on you, babe,” she whispered, grabbing her vibrator and turning it on. 

It felt colder in her room, but she didn’t pay much attention to it. She closed her eyes and imagined what it would be like to fuck her favorite ghoul. Was it the same as fucking a human? A part of her wanted to find out, but there was no way he would want to fuck someone like her.

Pressing the toy closer to her already swollen clit made her gasp softly in ecstasy. It had been a while since she released stress like this. She had been so busy with her work lately and never got a chance to be truly alone. She deserved this. 

Delia’s nipples were all the more erect from the cold and she reached up to caress them. It shouldn’t be this cold in the room. Did someone turn down the AC? 

She was getting closer and closer to orgasm and she tried her hardest not to cry out. The siblings in the next room surely could hear the buzz from her toy. She didn’t want to disturb them any further. 

She thought of Swiss as she arched her back and came with a low moan, squirting her warm stress onto the sheets and her legs and stomach.

“Fuck me, Swiss,” she murmured, reclining back into the bed with a content sigh.

“You called?” A familiar voice whispered from the dark.

Delia gasped, grabbing her blanket and pulling it up to her chest to hide her naked body and the mess she had made. She scanned the room, seeing nothing out of the ordinary. She was alone, but it felt like she was being watched. 

A dark chuckle filled the air. It sounded like it was coming from everywhere. The cold seemed to be closing in on her now, making her whole body shiver. 

“Who…Who’s there?” She called out, her voice shaky.

She noticed a shadowy blob in the corner of the room. It got bigger until it took a more human-like form before it crouched as if getting ready to pounce. Purple glowing eyes appeared out of thin air, illuminating a familiar toothy grin. The shadow faded away, revealing the ghoul in the corner.

“Swiss?! What…What are you doing in…in here?” she questioned, pulling the blanket around her even more.

The ghoul chuckled and stood to his full height, his head cocked as he watched her still. She thought of the videos that were probably still playing on her phone and her face grew hot. This was bad. Really really bad. What was he even doing in her room so late at night? How did he even manage to sneak in like that? The door was locked and only her roommate had the extra key.

“Just watching you. I’m really liking what I’m seein, darlin’,” he crowed, reaching up to take his helmet off and placing it on a nearby chair. 

How was she even going to respond to that? Did he really mean it? How did he even blend in like that?

“Oh right, ghoul magic. You read about this. He’s the multi ghoul. Swiss can blend in with the shadows and do all sorts of other magic,” she thought to herself. 

What was about to happen now?

“You were watching me…touch myself?” She asked, cheeks going red once again as she took in the sight of the unmasked ghoul. He was very pretty with his dreadlocks tied up in a bun on his head. His tail swayed to and fro behind him.

“I sure was. You were watching those videos of me and I could smell your arousal. I just couldn’t resist checking in on ya,” he purred, stepping closer to the foot of her bed. 

Fuck, he knew about the videos. This was beyond embarrassing. Was he going to ask to fuck her? Her roommate was bound to come back sometime soon.

“You can drop the blanket, Delia. I want to see all of you,” Swiss said, gesturing to the blanket. 

“Aw fuck, this is really happening,” she thought.

Something came over Delia as she nodded and tossed the blanket to the side, smiling at the ghoul shyly as she opened her legs to show him the mess she had made. This was the perfect moment.

“You…can join me…if you want,” she said. 

“You’re so sweet, Delia. I just need a moment to look at you,” Swiss crowed, sitting on the foot of the bed. 

She was getting all the more red-faced the more she waited. No one had ever shown interest in her like this before in such a long time and now it was happening again all so fast. 

“Look at you. You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me,” the ghoul purred, removing his vest and shirt, revealing his tattooed and slightly fuzzy body beneath. He took his shoes off, revealing clawed feet.

Delia opened her mouth, at a loss for words before she let out a soft squeal of delight, her whole body growing warm from the complement. How long had it been since she had been called beautiful? 

“Thank you. That…means a lot. I don’t hear stuff like that often,” she said.

“You deserve to hear it more. You know, I’ve had my eye on you for a while, Delia. I made the right decision to sneak into your room tonight,” Swiss said, crawling closer to her, his tail wagging around excitedly. Delia could feel her heart racing in her chest. She wanted this, but it was likely that they would be interrupted by her roommate.

“My…roommate will be back soon. We…We can’t…,” she trailed off, looking at the closed door as if expecting them to burst in at any moment. 

“Oh, don’t worry. I knocked them out on the way here. They’re sleeping safe and sound in one of the studies,” Swiss chimed, crawling closer and laying by her side.

“Oh, that sounds…good,” she murmured, feeling all the more flustered with the warm ghoul so close to her now. The more she looked, the more she noticed his more inhuman characteristics from the fur on his chest and to the strange symbols tattooed all over him. His horns were beautiful with silver and gold etchings engraved in them, making them almost glitter when the glow from his eyes hit them. His elf-like ears had multiple piercings that made her feel a bit jealous of them.

“Do you want me to touch you, Delia?” Swiss asked, eyeing her curiously with a playful smirk on his lips.

“Yes, please,” she said.

“Tell me where, baby.”

Delia giggled nervously and glanced down at her body and then back to him. She was sure he had plenty of ideas where he wanted to touch her, but it looked like he wanted to let her choose.

“You can touch my chest…if you want,” she said, taking his hand and placing it on her right breast. The ghoul purred, squeezing her chest and pulling her closer by wrapping his tail around  her middle.

“Fuck, you’re so soft,” he murmured, nuzzling her before planting kisses all over her breasts. His facial hair tickled her skin as he kissed her. Delia giggled softly at his kisses before she gasped when he began licking around her nipples. His tongue was warm as it slid over her skin

“You like that?” Swiss asked, looking up to smile at her.

“I…I do. Keep going,” Delia replied, petting his horns. Her arm brushed his ear and it flicked in response, reminding her of a cat.

The ghoul smiled before going back to kissing her breasts. His claws went down to caress her stomach, tickling her skin. 

“I’ve been dreaming of this. Getting to see you naked. You’re such a perfect shape. There’s so much to love,” the ghoul purred, squeezing her gently with his tail. 

“You…You have?” Delia questioned, astounded that he liked her body so much. Her thoughts then went to Cumulus and how often Swiss was around the ghoulette and flirting with her whenever she passed them in the halls. The shape of her body was very similar to her own. It looked like Swiss had a type and it was bigger women.

“Absolutely. It’s perfect for squeezing,” Swiss replied before reaching around and giving her ass a squeeze, making her gasp. 

His kisses started going down lower to her stomach and she had to cover her mouth to stop herself from giggling. The ghoul smiled against her skin before lightly nibbling at it. 

“I could just eat you up, darlin’. You’re a whole sweet meal,” he crowed, licking his lips. That could mean two different things with a ghoul. 

“Are you...hungry, Swiss?” Delia asked, opening her legs again for him. He glanced down and looked back at her with a hungry look in his purple eyes.

“I’m starving. You have something for me?” He chuckled.

Delia repositioned herself so that she laid on her back with her legs spread open for him. 

“I do. I already got warmed up earlier from touching myself and…from watching you perform. You sing and play beautifully,” she said. She was certain he had heard that complement plenty of times before.

“Mmm, you couldn’t take your eyes off of me during rehearsal. I gotta admit, it was a bit distracting, but I liked watching you,” Swiss said before planting more kisses along her stomach and thighs. 

His lips were warm against her skin and so was his tongue when he lapped up the mess she had made on her legs. 

“Fuck, that’s good. I need more,” he moaned before caressing her slick entrance with two fingers. 

“Oh, fuck~,” Delia murmured, her eyes going wide. His claws were sharp, but they were so gentle as they carefully caressed her sensitive pussy.

“Do you want my fingers inside you, baby?” Swiss asked.

“Yes…Yes please.”

The ghoul let out a soft growl before he pushed his fingers into her with ease. Her already being wet probably helped a lot.

“You’re soaking. I probably should have stepped in when you were using that little toy,” Swiss crowed.

He pushed his fingers deeper into her before slowly pulling them out. Delia whined softly, frustrated that he had pulled his fingers out so soon. The frustration turned to arousal as she watched him lick his dripping fingers clean with his long forked tongue. Fuck, that was hot. He noticed her watching and he winked at her.

“Do you want to really feel good, baby?” He asked.

“I do. What are you going to do?” Delia replied. 

“Just trust me. I’m going to kiss you now. Is that okay?” He asked, moving to pin her beneath him. Delia gazed up at the ghoul in awe. She was completely at his mercy now. She could only nod her head and a growl rumbled from his chest.

“You need to use your words, Delia,” he said.

“You…You can kiss me, Swiss,” she said. 

He smiled that familiar smile before leaning down, his lips parted and light purple smoke curling out of his mouth. It smelled sweet as he kissed her hungrily. Delia breathed in that sweet aroma with a content sigh as she eagerly kissed him back, her arms wrapping around his neck and pulling him closer.

That sweet aroma filled her lungs the more she kissed him. She moaned into the kiss, opening her mouth more and tasting herself on his tongue as he slipped it into her. She tasted amazing mixed in with him. 

The more she kissed him, the more lightheaded she felt. It felt like being high after hitting a bong. All she knew at the moment was that she wanted more of the ghoul. 

Swiss growled softly into the kiss, slowly grinding against her. She could feel something hard in his pants pressing against her. Fuck, she needed him more than anything. 

Swiss eventually pulled away from the kiss, smiling down at her before blowing a heart-shaped cloud at her face. 

“Gotta let ya breathe for a moment, baby,” he said before leaning down to peck her on the cheek.

“That was…amazing,” Delia said, breathless as she reached up to run a hand through his soft dreads. The ghoul purred happily, leaning into her touch and reminding her of a big cat. 

“How do you feel, Delia?” Swiss asked, resting his head on her chest and giving her breasts several kisses that made her shiver in anticipation.

“I feel high and…and very horny. What did you do to me exactly?” She asked.

“Us ghouls breathe a special smoke that makes humans more relaxed and comfortable with us when it comes to fucking. My smoke is the strongest. It’s like being high. What do you think? Feels nice, right?” He asked.

“I love it. You…can eat me if you want,” Delia replied.

“Mmm, I would make you beg for it, but I am starving. Next time, baby,” Swiss crowed before kissing down her stomach once more before ending up between her legs.

His kisses were getting closer and closer to her slick entrance, making her all the more desperate for him. The ghoul growled, more warm smoke curling from his mouth as he leaned in and pushed his tongue into her. Delia gasped at the new sensation of his long tongue curling inside her. The gasp turned to a low moan as she wrapped her thighs around the ghoul’s head, pulling him closer. Swiss growled, reaching up to squeeze her thighs, digging his claws into her soft flesh. 

“Ah fuck!” She cried out, not caring if the other siblings in the next room heard her. 

Another moan escaped her when she felt two fingers pushing into her. 

“Swiss!” She moaned, reaching down with a hand to push his head closer. His tongue curled around her clit as he sucked on it, quickly sending her over the edge. 

“So good,” the ghoul murmured, his voice muffled by her thighs. 

“Keep…Keep going, babe. Just…keep going,” Delia said, her head rolling back and her eyes closing. This was only just the start. She felt his boner when they kissed. She was truly going to experience fucking a ghoul once he was done eating her. 

“You’re so sweet, Delia. Like a fucking cupcake. I can’t wait to fuck you,” Swiss said, squeezing her thighs before kissing her clit some more. 

Delia smiled, her whole body going warm from the sweet attention. She soon felt her orgasm approaching and she cried out when the ghoul kept sucking and pushing his fingers deep into her. Her breathing became all the more ragged and her thighs began to tremble. Swiss grabbed onto her thighs, keeping them in place.

“Shit! I…I’m gonna cum, babe,” she moaned.

“Mmm, give it to me, baby,” Swiss ordered, pushing his tongue deep into her and hitting all her sweet spots. 

Delia arched her back with a scream as her orgasm washed over her and she spilled herself into his open mouth. A sound came from the ghoul that sounded like a mix between a growl and a moan as he licked up every drop from her. She soon melted into the bed, breathless and lightheaded. Her pussy twitched as he continued licking her clean, soft ripples of pleasure still coursing through her.

“Fuck. You were starving,” she whispered, looking down at Swiss who was still eagerly licking her. She felt him smile against her skin before he slowly pulled away from her, licking his lips. 

“I was. I could keep eating you, but there are other things we need to work on, baby,” Swiss replied, sitting up on the bed. Delia noticed the bulge in his pants again. It looked even bigger now.

“Yeah, you should get out of those pants right now,” she said, feeling all the more excited to see what a ghoul cock looked like. She had overheard multiple siblings gossiping about the ghouls and what their genitals were like and it excited her. Some said they were larger than the average human while others said they were monstrous and too dangerous for humans to take.

“Of course,” Swiss replied, making quick work of getting his pants and boxers off.

Delia stared in awe when he freed his cock. She had never seen anything like it before. It was much bigger than her previous partners. A whole lot bigger. It also didn’t look human at all, reminding her of a thick purple tentacle. In the past, Delia would have been horrified by such a sight, but this was her new life now. It just made her all the more eager to try him out.

“Oh my god,” she murmured, her hands going to her mouth.

“What do ya think, baby? Pretty impressive, yeah?” He asked, that smile creeping on his lips again as he lightly caressed his cock.

“Very. Are…Are the others like that?” Delia replied, her cheeks growing hot at the very thought. Swiss chuckled and crawled closer to her, a rumbling purr emanating from his chest.

“Do you want to be shared with the others, baby? I’m sure they’d be more than happy to let you find out how big they really are,” he said, getting closer and pinning her to the wall behind her.

That was a very tempting offer, but for now, she just wanted to have this time with him.

“Maybe not tonight. I just want to be with you now,” she said.

The ghoul cocked his head as if surprised. The surprise turned to adoration as he leaned in and nuzzled her cheek with a chirp. Delia giggled when his facial hair tickled her skin again.

“You’re such a sweet thing, Delia. Like a princess. I’ll be all yours tonight,” he purred before kissing her neck. She had never been called a princess before. She loved it.

“And…I’ll be your…princess,” she said, caressing his horns with delicate fingers. 

The ghoul growled softly as he pulled away, a hungry look in his glowing purple eyes. 

“A princess needs a throne. I got one for you right here,” he crowed, getting into a sitting position and gesturing to his cock. Delia looked to his cock that was twitching to and fro and then back at him, unsure if he was actually serious. She didn’t want to crush him.

“I….I’m too big, babe. I don’t want to hurt you,” she said.

“Who said you’re too big?” Swiss questioned, looking serious.

“My ex. I…wanted to ride him when we first had sex, but he said I was too big for that,” Delia murmured, frowning as she recalled that one time.

“Your ex is a little bitch, Delia. You can ride me all you want. Hell, you can even ride my face. I can take it. Size doesn’t fucking matter to us ghouls,” the ghoul said, beckoning her to come closer with a single claw.

“Are you sure?” Delia asked, inching closer to him as if being guided by an invisible hand.

“I’m way stronger than your ex, Delia. I’m more than sure,” Swiss said before lightly stroking his cock with a hiss. There was already a bit of precum leaking from the tip. Did he get that excited from eating her out?

Delia took a deep breath and went over to straddle him, smiling at him sweetly while grinding her ass against his warm cock and wrapping her arms around his neck.

“Perfect,” Swiss purred before kissing her hungrily.

Delia moaned into the kiss, breathing in that sweet smoke that he poured into her lungs and becoming all the more high. Swiss’s clawed hands went down to her ass, giving it a squeeze as he moved his hips sensually. 

“Delia…I need ya right now,” Swiss murmured into the kiss.

“So do I,” Delia replied after pulling away from the kiss to gaze at him with half-lidded eyes full of desire. 

She raised herself, positioning herself over his cock. It seemed to move with a mind of its own as it writhed beneath her. This was it. She was truly going to be a sibling of sin after this.

“Your throne awaits, princess,” Swiss purred, planting his hands on her hips and pulling her down. Delia moved with him, gasping in pleasure as she slowly slid down on his cock. It was so…hot and…squirmy. 

“Oh god,” she murmured, pausing midway, unsure if she could take the whole thing.

“God’s not here, princess. You can take it all,” Swiss said, blowing a heart-shaped cloud into her face. Delia breathed it in, a dazed smile on her lips.

“I can,” she said before sliding down until she felt every inch of him within her. It seemed to move on its own within her, filling her up with ease. She glanced down and let out another soft gasp when she saw a noticeable bulge in her lower regions. That’s never happened before. 

“How’s that, princess? Better than that human?” Swiss asked, his claws digging into her soft flesh as he moved his hips, hitting the right spots.

“Way better. So…So much better,” Delia murmured, holding on to him as she began instinctively moving her hips to feel every inch of him. 

The ghoul wrapped his tail around her middle, pulling her closer to him. His face was right in her chest now and he began nibbling and kissing at her breasts. Delia could only smile at such a sweet sight before letting out another moan when the ghoul pressed a hand against the bulge in her stomach.

“Fuck…I could put a whole litter in you right now, princess,” he murmured, his voice muffled by her chest. That was an interesting thought, but she had read up on ghoul reproduction. They couldn’t impregnate humans unless under specific conditions. He could pump her full multiple times tonight and she would be okay.

“Would you like to carry my kits, princess? You’d be a perfect carrier,” Swiss said, looking up at her with needy eyes.

“You…You’re…going a bit too fast for me, babe. Maybe…at a different time,” she said.

“That’s not a no. I’m fine with that,” the ghoul chimed before going back to kissing her breasts.

Delia closed her eyes in pure bliss, her head rolling back as she continued riding him. Being high made her all the more aware of every sweet spot that he was hitting each time she slid up and down on his cock. 

She was just about to let the pleasure make her drift away before a sharp pain in her chest made her cry out. She stopped with his cock still fully inside her and opened her eyes, looking down at the ghoul who looked back at her with wide eyes and blood on his lips. There was a bite mark around her left nipple.

“I’m sorry, princess. I should have warned ya that we like to bite,” Swiss said, licking his lips.

Delia cocked her head from one side and then to the other before she smiled at the strange sensation in her chest. It wasn’t that bad to be honest. It was a nice pain.

“A warning would have been nice. Do you think you can clean this blood up? I read ghoul saliva has healing properties,” she said, pushing her bleeding breast closer to the ghoul. 

“Like I said before, you’re a whole meal, princess. I will clean it up just for you. Thank you,” Swiss purred before licking up the blood from her wound. Delia bit her lip at the wonderful combination of him licking at her wound and him still pushing himself into her. She moved her hips again, wanting him deeper than ever. 

Sharp teeth grazed along her skin and she held him close to her chest, wanting him to get every last drop of the blood from his wound. 

“Fuck, that feels nice,” she murmured, closing her eyes in bliss once again as she continued moving up and down his cock.

Seconds passed and a soft hiss filled the air, sending a shiver running through her body. It suddenly got very cold as Swiss tightened his grip on her. 

Delia opened her eyes and gasped when she found herself in complete darkness with Swiss. The only light came from his glowing eyes. They weren’t in her room anymore. What the hell was this?

“Swiss? What’s going on?” She questioned, feeling frightened. 

Swiss pulled his head away from her chest and looked around, unfazed by the change. He looked back at her and smirked before pecking her on the cheek, leaving a bloody kiss mark there.

“I kinda got carried away and let the shadows take us, princess. We’re still in your room. Don’t you worry about a thing,” he purred in her ear, making her shiver with delight. Delia looked around at the darkness surrounding them and her fear soon melted away. She was starting to like this surprise. 

“This…This is super cool. It’s just us now,” she said.

“Also, the siblings next door won’t hear us,” Swiss replied before quickly moving to pin her beneath him with ease. Delia grunted in surprise at the change before she looked up at the smiling ghoul. The darkness was cool against her back. 

“I did say I wanted you to ride me, but we have plenty of time for that later, princess. Fucking like this is always fun with both ghouls and siblings. It’s like we’re floating,” Swiss crowed before sliding his full length into her once more. Delia cried out freely, arching her back as best she could. 

“Swiss!” She screamed.

The ghoul growled before kissing her neck, his thrusts becoming deeper and quicker. Delia yelped when his kisses went to her shoulder before he bit down with a muffled moan. It hurt, but he could heal that in no time. 

Delia held onto him for dear life, keeping her focus on him and not on the darkness. It really felt like they were floating the more he pounded into her. 

Swiss’s claws went to her hips as he picked up the pace that reminded her of her previous experiences. Delia smirked and wrapped her legs around his waist, keeping him in place. He looked down at her surprise before it quickly turned to ecstasy, his long tongue hanging out as he hissed softly.

“You gonna cum, babe?” She asked.

“I…I sure am, princess. I’m gonna bite ya again. Really…Really hard,” the ghoul murmured before biting down on her shoulder again, a low growl filling the air. 

He pushed his full length into her, making her cry out again when he hit her clit in just the right way. Another wave of pleasure rushed over her as she came just as he spilled himself into her. He continued pumping himself into her, each thrust sending his hot seed deep inside her. The coolness of the shadows surrounding them mixed in perfectly with the hotness inside her.

“Holy shit,” she gasped, gazing up at the ghoul with wide eyes. He gazed back at her with equally wide eyes as he slowly came to a stop with his cock still buried deep inside her. 

“Holy shit indeed,” Swiss said, wiping some sweat and loose hair away from his forehead.

The darkness melted away and they were back in Delia’s bed. Delia looked around, her chest rising from breathing so hard. The bed was surprisingly undamaged. 

“That…was…That was wonderful,” she breathed, reaching up to cup his cheek. Swiss purred, nuzzling her palm and kissing it tenderly.

“It was. You were wonderful,” he said while slowly pulling out of her. Delia bit her lip when she felt their mixed fluids leaking out of her. She was in for a lot more after a much-needed break.

“Thank you, Swiss,” she cooed, holding out her arms to him. The ghoul chuckled and crawled into her waiting embrace, wrapping his arms and his tail around her middle. 

“I was gonna say the same thing,” he murmured before kissing and licking at her shoulder. It stung a bit, but his kisses made it feel all the better. 

He stopped after a few minutes and held her close, his whole body vibrating from him just purring. It reminded her of the cats she befriended as a child. Delia sighed happily and pet the top of his head. She could feel his cock pressed against her leg. It seemed to move as if wanting to caress her. It was strange, but she was quickly growing used to strange things in her new home.

Her thoughts soon went to how he bit down on his hand when looking at her earlier. This was the perfect time to ask about that.

“Swiss? I have a question,” she said after a few minutes of laying with him in silence.

“You ready for another round already, princess?” He asked, looking up at her with an eager look in his eyes. Delia giggled, but shook her head.

“Not yet, babe. I just remembered something you did during rehearsal. You smiled at me and bit your hand. What does that mean?” She questioned. 

“Oh! That. It means that I’m gonna get ya,” he said with a chuckle. 

“And you did, babe. I’m glad you got me,” Delia chimed, cuddling closer to him.

“You should come to the ritual orgies, princess. I haven’t seen you at any. They're a lot of fun and the rest of my pack and the siblings would simply adore you,” Swiss said while lightly playing with her hair and massaging her scalp with his claws. She frowned as she remembered how cruel the other siblings had been to her. They would surely laugh if she showed her face.

“I…don’t think that’s a good idea. Some siblings…wouldn’t want me there,” she said.

“Why?”

Delia looked back at Swiss and saw the concern and rising anger in his eyes. 

“They…make comments about my body. I talked to Papa about it, but I know they’ll keep doing it even after he talks to them,” she said.

“Do you want me to eat them? I’ll do it. Just give me the names and I’ll get right on it with the rest of the pack. It’s been a while since we’ve had a good hunt,” Swiss said, licking his lips. Another very tempting offer, but did she really want them dead? Maybe, if they saw her around the ghouls more, they’d change their opinion of her.

“That’s a very sweet offer, Swiss. Maybe give them one more chance. I feel like if they saw us together around the church…or at an orgy, they might change their minds about me,” she suggested.

“And if they don’t stop with the comments?” Swiss asked, flashing that toothy smile again.

“Then you and your pack can hunt and eat them,” Delia chimed, nuzzling his chest.

“Sounds like a plan, princess. If they so much as look at ya funny, then I’m gonna pounce,” the ghoul purred before licking at the wound on her shoulder. Delia sighed happily. She was beyond glad she had his support in this.

Her stomach grumbled, alerting the ghoul who purred as he moved to rest her head against her stomach. She was going to have to refuel soon.

“I have some snacks if you want anything to eat,” she said, reaching over to turn the light on in the room.

“I already have my snack right here,” Swiss crowed, nibbling on her stomach. 

Delia noticed some bloody scratch marks on her stomach and thighs. Swiss was already working on licking them clean, his long tongue warm against her skin. It felt heavenly. She wanted to move to get a snack or some drinks, but she was quickly getting distracted. 

“That feels nice,” she murmured. 

“You taste heavenly, princess. Every part of you,” the ghoul said before licking the scratches on her thighs. There was a hungry look in his eyes as he went lower. 

“Easy there, big guy. Let me at least have a snack and some water first,” she giggled, face bright red once again. 

“You get ten minutes, princess,” he said, sitting up and showing her both palms.

“Twenty minutes,” Delia chimed, hoping for a longer break.

“Eighteen minutes.”

“Seventeen?”

“Fifteen. That’s final. I’m not that patient, Delia. Once the timer runs out, you’re all mine,” Swiss said before crawling off the bed to grab his pants. He pulled out his phone and started a timer.

“Deal,” she said, reaching over to grab her water bottle and some crackers from the nightstand. The water was refreshing and the crackers satisfied her. A part of her wanted ice cream, but she didn’t want to walk around at the moment.

Swiss had pulled out a blunt and lighter from his pants and made quick work of lighting it. He took a long drag from it and breathed a lavender cloud of heavenly-smelling smoke. The ghoul noticed her watching and he smirked as he offered it to her.

“Try it out, princess,” he purred. 

Delia eagerly took it, taking a long drag before coughing a bit. Swiss chuckled and patted her on the back.

“It’s gonna hit ya good, princess. You’re gonna feel just like a cloud now,” he said, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her close. He took the blunt from her and took another long drag from it before blowing a cloud of smoke from his nose. Delia breathed it in with a sigh, feeling all the more lightheaded and aroused. 

She wasn’t sure how much time had passed by now, but from the way he was grinding his hard cock against her thighs, she was certain he was getting impatient. 

“You know, I can go for hours while high. You ready for some more, princess?” Swiss whispered in her ear before playfully nibbling on it. Delia giggled at the feeling of his sharp teeth on her ear before it turned to a surprised gasp when he started licking it. That was certainly new, but she liked it. 

“More than ready,” she whispered back, smiling as the shadows surrounded them once again.

[bambirex]

2023 writing roundup

I was tagged by @dancingwiththefae, thank you! ❤️

I've written 24 fics this year, mostly Witcher and a few others (I'm not including the request compilations from tumblr)

Had to put some of it under the cut because I have long ass summaries lol

January

The Day Has Come Where I Have Died (Only To Find I've Come Alive) (geraskier, M, 2,785 words)

A familiar place forces Jaskier to relive the most horrifying experience of his life.

February

Me And Mr. Wolf (geraskier, E, 3,861 words)

Geralt looked at him differently, with an emotion in his amber eyes that Jaskier couldn’t quite decipher, but it looked like hunger. And Jaskier tried to signal to him that it was okay to act upon his desires (if they existed at all, of course), but all his attempts were futile. The tension, the lingering glances and touches remained, and Jaskier felt like tearing his own hair out every day.

(...)

All his frustrations oozed onto the piece of paper before him. That was the only way to truly let it all out, by making up an unabashedly horny song using his typical metaphors. It wasn’t as if anyone would ever hear it; this wasn’t the kind of song Jaskier would have ever played in front of a crowd. That was just for him, only he would know who the big bad wolf and the needy bunny of the lyrics were.

Well, Geralt would probably know, too, what with him living his life with the “white wolf” title plastered to him, and the fact he once fondly said that if Jaskier would be an animal, he would definitely be an over-energetic rabbit.

Lucky that Geralt would never find that song.

We Match (geraskier, G, 1,121 words)

Geralt and Jaskier compare their stripes.

March

Butterfly Lounge (geraskier, T, 1495 words)

Geralt has missed out on so much.

The Wonderful In You (trissefer, T, 4,080 words)

Five times Triss told Yennefer she loved her without outright saying it, and the one time Yennefer said it for real.

The River's Just A River (one-sided geraskier, T, 1817 words)

Jaskier needs to tell Geralt something important in order to move on with his life, even though he knows he cannot expect anything in return.

June

Tell It With Your Heart (geraskier, T, 2,504 words)

While Jaskier always says what's on his mind, Geralt works a little differently. That doesn't mean he cannot tell Jaskier how he feels - he just does that without words.

July

Sunshine For The Sunshine (geraskier, yennskier, radskier, Jaskier & Kaer Morhen wolves, Jaskier & Ciri, G, multichap, 2,127 words)

Jaskier being loved, spoiled and taken care of by everyone the way he deserves.

This Evil Romance (So Good I Never Wanna Waste It) (yennskier, E, 4,678 words)

"See something you like, little bird?"

On one hand, definitely. This woman was so incredibly hot, if Jaskier wasn't literally tied into a knot, she would have fallen on her knees to worship her.

On the other hand, judging by her unnaturally perfect looks, the dark lace and the ominous necklace - not to mention the fact she was smirking over a kidnapped girl - she was most definitely a witch. And that was not very good.

--

Jaskier wakes up tied up and disoriented in the company of a very sexy, but probably insane witch, and her first thought, of course, is that she is going to be sacrificed- but the witch has other plans. Really exciting ones.

August

The Heavy Burden That You Can't Bear (past radskier, Radovid/OMC, E, 2,212 words)

He grabbed the oil from the table and coated his fingers with it, cursing the way they shook. The mighty, unapologetic King of Redania. Radovid the Stern. The tyrant. Broken to the point he started breaking everything and everyone around him, punishing the world because punishing himself wasn’t enough anymore. The charming, witty player of a Prince long gone. Now he was just a lonely, angry King who has aged decades in a few years. More pathetic than ever.

The servant gasped as Radovid shoved two fingers inside him without warning. He squirmed as the king prepared him without any finesse, stretching him out quick. He probably didn’t even open him enough before he slicked himself and started pushing inside, if the way his breath hitched in a way that sounded more pained than pleasured was anything to go by.

Radovid grabbed the man’s hips as he buried himself inside. He closed his eyes, letting the warmth of the body before him engulf him. Tight and warm, silky heat. A quiet moan. Radovid let it all take him back to the memories that haunted his every waking moment.

Takes One To Know One (Breaking Bad, JesseJane, T, 1,117 words)

Jesse needs to tell Jane something important. Jane has some interesting info for him, too.

Good Enough To Eat (geraskier, E, 2,375 words)

“It’s true what they say about wolves,” Jaskier started, his voice much lower than usual- sensual and needy. He only talked like this when he wanted to play their game. Not even just regular sex, but the kind that they have discovered months prior due to a ridiculous, horny song found by accident. A sinful performance they put on for each other.

“That they like to take care of their pack. The big alpha would provide for his family, making sure they’re well-fed…”

Jaskier took one of Geralt’s hands and led it under the blanket and over his stomach. Geralt couldn’t suppress a moan when he felt his fingers dig into soft flesh, yielding like dough beneath his hand.

“Is this what it’s about, huh?” Jaskier huffed out a laugh, his breath hot and moist against the skin of Geralt’s neck. “The wolf wants to feed up the bunny so he would be happy and healthy?”

September

Keep My Heart In Your Gold (geraskier, T, 2,579 words)

Geralt always carries a brooch around with him. Jaskier wants to know why.

A Lesson In Patience (geraskier, E, 1,939 words)

“Fuck me,” he moaned against Geralt’s neck. He pushed his body against Geralt’s, rubbing his hard cock against his groin. “Now.”

Geralt smirked against Jaskier’s skin. He gave his ass a curt spank, making Jaskier let out a delighted gasp.

“Get on the bed, then,” Geralt told him. Jaskier nearly tripped over his own feet in his haste. He threw himself on the bed, opening his legs with a sultry look. Geralt stood at the foot of the bed, raking his eyes over Jaskier’s body, practically already writhing with need.

“What are you waiting for?” He drawled. “Don’t just stand there!”

Geralt retrieved the bottle of oil from the desk, keeping his eyes on Jaskier all the while. Jaskier pouted and huffed, then reached between his legs and started stroking his cock, unable to go without a bit of pleasure for a few moments. Oh, it will be delicious to break him in and show him it was worth waiting, Geralt thought with a smirk.

October

I Get So Hungry (When You Say You Love Me) (Jaskier/Geralt/Radovid, E, 3,439 words)

"What kind of animal would I be," Radovid drawled, the words leaving his mouth before he could stop himself. Jaskier sent him a strange look.

"Pardon?"

"In this game of yours," Radovid clarified. He tightened his grasp around Jaskier's hips. "What am I?"

Jaskier tilted his head to the side as he inspected his face. His eyes darkened, his tongue poking out to wet his lips.

"A fox," Jaskier concluded. Radovid hummed.

"Elaborate on that."

"Smart, cunning," Jaskier explained, teasing a finger down the side of Radovid's neck. "Crafty. Seemingly a harmless puppy, but you bite hard. Not afraid of a challenge. Leaner and not as tough as a wolf - but still very strong. And you have these sharp features and that reddish tint to your hair, so... a fox. Definitely."

Well, Radovid could make do with that information. It planted a new image in his head - one where that sweet, eager bunny was hunted by not one, but two apex predators at once...

It was as if Jaskier read his mind because he leant in really close to his ear and whispered "why? Would you like to join us?"

Te Engemet, Én Tégedet (Queen, Jimercury, G, 3,846 words)

Freddie suddenly sat up, excitement twinkling in his eyes. “Okay, so I did some research. They have a folk song, it’s really pretty. And I want to sing it for them on Sunday.”

Jim was sure his eyes were practically bulging out of his head, and that just made Freddie giggle again. “In Hungarian?” Jim checked, and Freddie nodded, his cheeks growing flushed with excitement.

“I want to blow their minds, okay? I want them to remember this forever.”

November

Chubskier Drabbles (geraskefer, geraskier, yennskier, radskier, Jaskier & Kaer Morhen wolves, Jaskier/Valdo, Jaskier/Vespula, Jaskier/original characters, Jaskier & Yarpen, E, multichapter WIP, currently 14,763 words)

Just a collection of short stories revoling around chubby Jaskier.

December

New Depths (geraskefer, E, 3,375 words)

Jaskier asks Yennefer to perform a strange spell on him. No one's ready for how much he actually enjoys the results.

Carve It Out (Killing Eve, villaneve, M, 1,413 words)

Eve brings her issues with her to the bedroom. Villanelle knocks some sense into her.

The World Is Yours, If You Seek The Good (geraskefer, M, multichapter WIP, currently 55,807 words)

Used and abused by humans, Jaskier and Yennefer believe they are alone and with no reason to trust anybody. That is, until they meet each other - and then, a couple of other strange misfits.

Maybe Loving Is Sharing (geraskefer, M, multichap, 24,108 words)

The plan is simple: help your best friend get together with the girl of her dreams. What could go wrong?

Well, when everyone is confused and pining but also very oblivious, pretty much everything.

It's A Game We Play (geraskier, yennskier, radskier, T, multichapter WIP, currently 40, 586 words)

Jaskier's daughter is about to marry the love of her life, and she decides she wants both her parents at her wedding. Only problem is that Jaskier has slept with a little too many people in his youth, so the identity of the other parent is a mystery. That does not stop the bride-to-be from inviting three potential daddy candidates and unleashing absolute chaos in the process.

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Otherwise known as Jaskier's terrible horrible no good past decisions leading to terrible horrible no good outcomes. Also known as the Mamma Mia! AU nobody asked for, but I wrote it anyway.

Those Blue Memories Start Calling (Rush, Launt, T, 1,849 words)

James visits Niki before Christmas.

Every Night He'd Tuck Him Tight (But Never Left The Room) (radskier, geraskier, E, multichapter WIP, currently 6,472 words)

Jaskier finds himself back with Radovid against his will- while he still has strong feelings for him, he finds it hard to trust him again. What's even worse is that the guilt and pain has turned Radovid into a completely different person. A person who's desperate to keep the only good thing in his life, which is Jaskier, himself. Jaskier doesn't want to change his mind about putting his family first, so Radovid needs to find a way to make sure he will be the only one for the bard.

What follows is Radovid's even deeper descend into madness, and Jaskier's forced transformation into the perfect, pliant lover who won't need anybody else.

Tagging @wren-of-the-woods, @sokkas-first-fangirl, @carrottheluvmachine and whoever else wants to do this!

[oscararcane]

People I want to know better

tagged by @devouring-silence thanks for thinking of me :)

tagging: @minacht @jayybirdy @pyritea

favorite color: I love most colors but I'm currently obsessed with greens

last song: Sing For Me from the Divinity: Original Sin 2 ost (needed some fantasy games ost because I was attempting to write)

currently watching: Quantum Leap and just started trying out Dragon Goes House-Hunting (I don't know if I can recommend either lol. Quantum Leap feels like comfort food to me, it's easy to watch and fun, but it has definitely aged. Dragon Goes House-Hunting is kinda cute and harmless fun so far which is good cause the bar is in hell for anime rn, but it's not ground-breaking either.)

last movie: The Fly (interesting but very gross, body horror isn't my favorite thing lol)

sweet/spicy/savory: I love all three equally

current obsession: I'm kinda between obsessions at the moment and it's kinda frustrating. I like having something to latch onto for a while but right now I just switch between different things without sticking with anything. :/

last thing i googled: Dragon's house-hunting because I couldn't remember the exact title of the show lmao

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

Tagged by the awesome @geekygumiho !

Do you make your bed? I do not. I toss and turn so much, there's really no point in making the bed when I'm just gonna upend the sheet and blanket again.

Favorite number? 45. If you ask me why, however, that I cannot tell you. I also like the number 7. And the number 5. I don't know why about those, either.

What's your job? To be as weird as possible. Lmao kiddinggg. Mostly. I am weird. Anyway, I'm a overnight retail stocker for the drug/gm dept of the store I work at, and twice a week I'm a file maintenance tagger (also overnight, also at the same store)

If you could go back to school, would you? Probably not? I mean...*sighs* if it didn't cost so damn much, or at all, I would go, I would find classes that bring me joy, but the way schooling is set up now in the US? Nah, I'm not wasting my money. I don't have any to waste anyhow lol

Can you parallel park? I cannot; I got *very* lucky I didn't have to do that for the driver's test. Cos there's no way I would've pulled that off. Horrifying thought.

Do you think aliens are real? I do. I just don't think they'd ever waste their time with our planet. Our planet is essentially the Florida of the Universe; nobody wants to come here. Not because the planet itself is bad (she is very, very good) but nobody wants to deal with the humans on it lmao

Can you drive a manual car? I cannot. And I don't ever want to learn. Automatic all the way, thank you! I have a hard enough time driving as it is lol

Guilty pleasure? Honestly, I don't believe this should be a thing that exists. Like what you like, quit letting society dictate how you're allowed to be happy, just fuckin' be happy. ....As long as it's not hurting others or breaking any laws, or hurting any animals, of course.

Tattoos? I would but none of the parlors are close enough. And I'm poor. Also my skin is riddled with picking scars; isn't there, like, a rule they can't tattoo scarred skin?

Favorite color? Blue; more specifically sky blue. Also liking light/spring green as of late!

Favorite type of music? I don't have a straight answer for this one; I have a certain sound I like that I find across multiple genres. It's generally a faster, more upbeat kind of noise.

Do you like puzzles? I love puzzles, I'm just not any good at them. I highly recommend playing Nancy Drew PC games. They're so so so good. I always end up cheating on them cos I'm not a smart person but I do enjoy trying to solve on my own first before I get frustrated lol

Any phobias? People. Spiders. Heights. Drowning. Suffocation. Small enclosed spaces. Crowds. Wasps. Scorpions.

Favorite childhood sport? I played softball for three years from 3rd grade to 5th (8yo to 10yo) (mostly out of pressure; I wasn't any good at it). And golf one summer in high school; it started off as free lessons at Elm Tree, a golf course near where I lived (beautiful course), and then I did so well I got put into a league where I failed miserably and never went back lol

Do you talk to yourself? All. The. Time. In fact, I'm really only ever verbal with myself. I'm rather nonverbal with everyone else. Unless I'm comfortable around you but sometimes not even then.

Tea or Coffee? Coffee, 100%. I respect tea but I do not like it lmaooo

What movies do you adore? Gurl, it'd be easier to ask me what movies I hate. Good lord. Top of my mind movies I love: Twister, The Incredibles, The Incredibles 2, Tango & Cash, any of the scooby doo animated movies, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Princess Diaries, The Princess Diaries 2, We Have A Ghost, Enola Holmes, Enola Holmes 2, Stargate, Stargate: Ark Of Truth, Stargate: Continuum, Dante's Peak, Demolition Man, Se7en...okay! I think that's enough examples lolol

Tagging! If y'all want to participate, that is, you absolutely do not have to!

@lokisleftfoot @ryukiki @greek-praetor @flyawayprincess @randomestfandoms @royalnugget42 @stargatebarbie @help-help-i-need-an-adult @goorehaus

And if you weren't tagged but you wanna do this, join in!

[nerdieforpedro]

🍓🛼🪐 for the ask game!

🍓 = how did you get into fanfic writing?

To be fair, I answered this in another ask so I am going to lazy and copy that answer here. 🙂

Going deep here aren’t you Em? 👀 lol I’ve enjoyed writing since I was little as an extension of my love of reading. First with poems and the anime fanfiction when I actually watch more anime. Now I read more manga and don’t write fanfiction about it. If one squints on A03 - I may have dabbled in Marvel characters and actors for a short time. 🫢 The took a long pause as life happened. Sometime last year as my mental health improved so did my love of writing and I hyper focused on Pedro Pascal so here we are. 🤣 I write more the better my mood is. Maybe a bit too much background 😵

🛼= describe your latest WIP with five emojis

🏠👓👦🏽📦🤝

Is this confusing? Yes. 😈 But it’s okay, as it only refers to the first chapter but you know, I don’t make sense. 🤣 It’s my Modern Din where he moves to OFC’s neighborhood after she’s had some circumstances lead her to moving in with her aunt who live next to Din and Grogu. ☺️

🪐= name three good things going on in your life right now

1. My long awaited vacation is almost here! It will start the end of next week. Feel free to tag me in things and message me but responses will be slow. I’ll be out of the country for 2 weeks. 😆 I’ve been looking forward to this for months. I need a break.

2. Actually precepting (teaching new nurses or new to specialty nurses the ropes of the unit) I work on a medical-surgical unit so we see everything under the sun. It can be daunting, very weird, hilarious and disturbing all in the same hour. But I feel like becoming a resource to other nurses and to staff on the unit was a good decision ☺️ As tough as it is, I enjoy it.

3. Family and friends: I speak to my parents a couple times a week and still go on trips with them so I’m always thankful to spend more time with them when I’m able and while they’re still healthy enough to do so. Both real life and online friends are blessing because I can chat about anything either really. No judgement from either - would they tell me if they did? Maybe 🤔 I’m curious now that I mention it. Pfft. 🤣

You almost always make me think about what I should be thankful for in your asks @soft-girl-musings ❤️ Thanks for that.

Fanfic writer ask game

[loosiap]

sims tag game

Thank you for tagging me @letomills ♡♡♡ It’s really kind of you to think about me (˶ > ᴗ < ) It’s sims tag game so I’m posting it on this blog instead of my messy main I hope it’s ok with you, I enjoyed reading your answers to this 

1. What’s your favourite sims death?

I’m a big fan of cowplant!

2. Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

Maxis mix leaning strongly towards MM

3. Do you cheat when your sims gain weight?

Hmm maybe when I was a kid? I remember not liking my male sims to be “fat” as I did not wanted them to have beer belly like my dad and I would force them to exercise if I noticed them doing this gain weight animation lmao

4. Do you use move objects?

Always!

5. Favorite mod?

I’d say Community Skilling is the most important mod to me. I hate that sims can’t gain skills on community lots in ts2 with a passion! xD

6. First expansion/game/stuff pack you got?

My first and the only sims game I had as a kid is sims 2 and I got it from my uncle as a christmas present along with Happy Holiday SP

7. Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing

Both? My pronunciation is all over the place lol

8. Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made?

But I love all of my simmies! But Barbara, she’s awful! She killed her husband with her selfishness by forcing him to overwork himself and then when his siblings helped her to resurrect him she cheated on him! As a family sim! ugh

9. Have you made a simself?

It never even occured to me to do such a thing

10. What sim traits do you give yourself?

absent minded, brooding, shy, loser, clumsy (I’m not fimiliar with traits as I never played ts3 so I’m guessing here lol); in ts4 i’d choose maybe socially awkward, loyal, geek?

11. Which is your favorite EA hair color?

12. Favorite EA hair?

13. Favorite life stage?

All but babies

14. Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

I like to do both in ts2! In ts4 I only enjoy building

15. Are you a CC creator?

I don’t think I can call myself that haha

16. Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad?

Oh I’m too anxious to befriend people I always feel like a nuisance ( 〃．．) But! for the past year since I'm here almost everyone who interacted with me was nothing but nice and patient with me, thank you 💕

17. What’s your favorite game? (1, 2, 3, or 4)

2! But I never played 1 or 3

18. Do you have any sims merch?

None

19. Do you have a YouTube for sims?

Nope

20. How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing?

As a kid I always made crazy sims and I would mostly play in my own hoods now I’m more boring player who makes more realistic sims and play in maxis hoods

21. What’s your Origin ID?

I can’t remember lol but I don’t post anything on the gallery so it’s not important

22. Who’s your favorite CC creator?

This question is too difficult!

23. How long have you had a simblr?

May 2022 so a bit over a year

24. How do you edit your pictures?

As anyone can tell at first glance I don’t do much haha

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next?

I don’t play ts4 enough to know what I need hmm... Maybe I’d like ea to just stop breaking this game futher so I could download bunch of mods without them breaking? lmao

26. What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far?

OFB! I never had it as a kid and I enjoy it a lot now! Making buisnesses for my sims is fun

Tagging: @elvisgrace, @xwhitepolar​, @/you idk anymore if and who I can tag ;;; sorry if me tagging anyone in previous post of this kind was annoying, if I tagged you in another post of this kind feel being tagged by me here too if you like, I’ll be happy to read your answers!