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good-girlxo Ā· 8 months ago
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fave set, for the lingerie anon
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josephbradley82 Ā· 10 months ago
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mechahero Ā· 1 year ago
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THE BABEL BRACELET
This bracelet here isnā€™t just an ordinary accessory. Built to serve as a temporary solution until the wearer can properly learn the language of their choice, the Babel Bracelet works by tapping into the brainā€™s language processors (specifically the Wernickeā€™s and Brocaā€™s area parts of the brain) and subtly rewiring it so that the wearer may understand whatā€™s being said and in turn, what ever they say in return will be in the language theyā€™ve selected. The catch is that they'll hear the words in their native tongue but whatever they say in response won't be in their native language. Getting a language programmed into your Babel Bracelet is easy! All you need to do is hook it up to your computer or send it in, and download the language you want into your bracelet! It only takes a day and it's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Complete with a hologram menu that can pop up from the screen for even easier scrolling through the languages programmed into it, the Babel Bracelet is made to be part of that next step to unifying the world. ...Or something like that.
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thursdatt Ā· 2 months ago
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back on the grind (of posting old art <3)
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that-weird-thing-in-the-woods Ā· 4 months ago
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Sup Iā€™m back to feed you gremlins ļæ¼
šŸŗāš”ļøšŸ’—Aphrodite Danny and Ares PhantomšŸ’—āš”ļøšŸŗ
So if youā€™re been here long enough youā€™ll realize this as one of my first ever au and for some of my newer readers Iā€™ll explain but before I do I just have to say Danny and Phantom are two very different people and now I can explain letā€™s go
After a few months after Danny being ā€˜Phantomā€™ Danny starts to feelā€¦ protective of himself??? ļæ¼ Which is weird but ok itā€™s probably his imagination but over the course of a few weeks it gets weirder not bad weird but weird nonetheless like when he goes ghost it feels like heā€™s not really the one in control of his body and sometimes when the other ghosts get to rough with him he can hear a voice yell but not really being able to tell what its saying and Danny like Danny do is just kinda ignoring all this stuff because it feels nice..? Like being in a protective hug and knowing the person hugging you will kill for you if it makes you happy and all is well
and good until his parents see him transformed in to phantom they knock him out and bring him to their lab and after a few weeks jazz finds out what is happening ( Maddie and Jack told her that they had Danny go to something I didnā€™t really know what they would say ) And get him out of his restraints and turns on the portal or well tryā€™s to because at that moment Maddie and Jack and a whole fight goes on well Danny is trying to get the portal working and Maddie unfortunately gets a good shot at Danny as he turns it on and causing him to get thrown in and it makes the portal ( that has enough energy to take out this universe ) and it does that exact thing it takes out Danny OG universe (āœØANGSTāœØ and not that Danny knows that right now ) considering Danny is knocked TF out again but this time it feels different like he unconsciously knows whatever is holding him will protect him with their whole coreā€¦.
And Danny wakes up a few weeks later [ he really needs to stop passing out itā€™s starting to get annoying ] and looks around the room? Well it looks like a room itā€™s big and spacious it also looks a Greek temple bedroom with large marble pillars that indicate windows { you get the image} and now that Danny looks around he sees that his laying on a frankly to big bed and it has a large canopy with fabric as Danny looks around someone enters the room and leans against the wall and looks at Danny with a soft smile and as Danny looks in their direction he seesā€¦Phantom but he looks different heā€™s wearing Greek style armor [and looking HOT in Dannyā€™s eyes so heā€™s a blushing mess for a hot minute] and as he makes eye contact with Phantom it feels like he and Danny have known each other for as long as theyā€™ve existed and a few shenanigans happen and would you look that that a couple who are deeply in love with each other.
And for what Danny and Phantom are they are the New Ancients of Love and Protection respectively {yes Iā€™ve decided to change Danny to the Ancient of love}
And Now to what inspired this thing in the first place and that would be the God Games song it goes to hard anyway if you listened to it you can tell Athena has to convince the gods to let odysseus go and I thought ā€œ what if I turned this into dc X dp and what tf is this??ā€ Proceeds Down the rabbit hole that is pitch pearl and now you all have this word vomit I call a post and before I ramble even more letā€™s get to the DC part before this gets to long
Now for the DC part someone gets on the bad side of one of the Ancients and gets got and now the JL has to convince some of the Ancients you know like ( clockwork, frostbite, pandora etc) and of course Danny and phantom are there as the Aphrodite and ares part of the song. And thatā€™s all I can think of the DC first the moment now on to the details of Danny and Phantom
For Danny Iā€™m thinking something like this
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Looking all majestic and shit ( also just imagine that his hair is black)
Also just a pic of phantom and Danny
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They have the healthiest relationship youā€™ll ever see
And also if you want to make this as mom Danny you can have Dani and Dan as Phobos and Deimos just ima thought { forgot to add this in the beginning }
Anyway I hope you guys like this { P.S will add more if I feel like it} byeeee
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lolaandthens0me Ā· 3 months ago
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Your rules for your 24/7 D/s dynamic?
Thanks for the question, Anon!
I absolutely love living within my 24/7 D/s dynamic with my partner/Daddy and it's something that I'm passionate to share about as I know it can seem like a really fun, but daunting idea. How do you take that fantasy and walk it out in real life within a committed adult relationship in a life partner sense?
I began wearing diapers 24/7 because @resonantyes expressed an interest in creating that rule within our budding dynamic a couple of years ago. We discussed what that would practically look like and also what we would want this rule to feel like to us within our relationship. I loved the idea as it would make me feel connected to him on a daily basis as we were in a long distance relationship at that time.
We came up with a few blanket rules that are still in effect today:
Diapers are the default, always. (Even when with potential other play partners and with my other partner.)
I am allowed to wear pull-up type undies (Goodnites, Ninjamas, etc.) when I am with family and also when I'm teaching or taking a yoga or other fitness class.
I can always ask if there are other reasons or occasions that I wish to wear pull-ups or undies. This request will be heard with good adult reasoning and may or may not be granted. ie) for a fancy dress situation, because I want to wear a lingerie set, for creating content, because I'm getting rashy and my skin needs a breather, etc.
A newer rule that emerged as time went on is that I am to use my diaper for everything...everything except in the case of traveling, staying with family/friends, or some other socially inappropriate time.
I have come to view my diaper as my collar of sorts. It is a sign of my commitment to Daddy, a role that he takes very seriously and with great care, honor, and respect. There is this low-level current underscoring my life reminding me that I am his, just as he is mine, with every crinkly step I take. We always leave space to bring concerns to each other and even purposely have check-ins about how we're both feeling within our dynamic. We ask questions like does anything need to be adjusted or perhaps added? Are we feeling happy and fulfilled in the ways that we want to be? Am I being a good girl? Is he being a good Daddy? Is this still the best thing for our relationship?
Other things that aren't necessarily rules but come along with being in our 24/7 D/s dynamic include always being changed by Daddy when we're together, having friends hold me accountable and doing diaper checks when he's not around and I'm at kinky get togethers, sending diaper check pics when we're not together, the occasional maintenance spanking over his knee just as a submissive act, the rare spanking as punishment, calling him Daddy when we're alone together or with kink friends, but using his real name in all other contexts, and generally behaving as a loving, caring, responsible partner above everything else. Just one who has rules, discreetly wears diapers, and is also his submissive.
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why-animals-do-the-thing Ā· 1 month ago
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Do you have any advice for photography, especially when it comes to animals? I just got a camera and I was wondering if you had any tips because I love the photographs of animals you take :)
Do the work to learn how to swap your settings around for the right exposure / f-stop / shutter speed, and practice until you can figure out it out on the fly. I will admit Iā€™m still not good at this, and shoot mostly based on pre-set settings and vibes - but Iā€™m getting more fluent and the times Iā€™ve figured out what changes I needed to make quickly the in moment, itā€™s really improved the photos I get. I wish I had a good resource to link, but look up explainers for the ā€œexposure triangleā€ to start you off.
Itā€™s important to understand what your camera / the lenses you use can and canā€™t do. I like to shoot telephoto for super close-up shots, but I donā€™t have ten thousand dollars for a telephoto that does well in low light, so Iā€™ve had to learn to predict when Iā€™m going to need to swap it out for a shorter lens that can handle darker light conditions (looking at you, indoor reptile habitats). Most newer smartphones are currently better for macro photography than any lens I currently have, and easier to use for it. You can ask questions of people at camera stores, or try Reddit for super detailed discussions of specs and settings. I am incredibly lucky that I have two close friends who do hardcore hobbyist/professional level photography and let me pester them regularly with questions as I figure this stuff out.
Learn the animals, too. I get good photos without a lot of technical skill because I can predict behavior and set up for the shots that I want. So the more you know about the animals youā€™re photographing and how they use the space theyā€™re in, the better chance you have of getting something youā€™re happy with.
Also likeā€¦ just practice. A lot. Thank goodness for digital cameras and memory cards. On a normal zoo trip, I will shoot upwards of 4000 photos. I keep maybe 500 of them, unless Iā€™ve gotten astoundingly lucky. If Iā€™m shooting animals being chill, I get the pics I think I want and then play around with my settings and take the exact same photos again, so I can compare and learn what works best. Some things, like focusing through fencing or physically tracking flying birds across the sky, just take repetition to get fluent with.
Have fun with the new camera!!
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queenendless Ā· 1 year ago
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šŸ“±Home Screen (Teen!Gojo x Fem!Reader x Teen!Geto)šŸ“±
A/N: So this is from my Curses Love (JJK x Reader) book on Wattpad under my other username on here; CosmicQueen10.
This is set in an AU where you'reĀ a student alongside these two at JJ High. Dating them both. And they're cool with it.Ā Gonna write more with this AU in mind here and there. Also gonna write these shorts to ease my need for precious content with my two faves and put them out as much as possible.
All credit to the characters/show/pics goes to Gege sensei. Please don't steal or copy my work. Please like and reblog. I hope you enjoy.
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Nodding off amidst the cool breeze and the warm skinny sunbeams trickling through the shade of the tree leaves covering you, the rustling of your hair stirred you slightly awake, followed by a familiar enriching laugh.
"Y/n-chan~?"
You softly whined as you rubbed your eyes, working yourself more alert, as you blinked until your vision cleared up to witness yourself sitting on a bench amidst the school grounds, right beside your beaming grinning boyfriend.
"Wakey wakey, sweetie~!"
The arm of one Gojo Satoru wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you flush against his side, as his other hand opened up his flip phone.
"Wanna take a photo with me~?"
"Huh? Uhhhh .... okay."
The flash of the phone's camera snapped.
"Ooh~! Lookie lookie~!" Turning his phone around, you saw what made his face lit up.
His shades slid down to the tip of his nose, his vibrant blue eye opened giving a side view to the camera, his free hand squeezed your shoulder, and your closed eyed blushing face as he kissed the corner of your mouth.
"If you wanted a new home screen, you could have just said so." You couldn't stop smiling bashfully as he chuckled at the sight.
A weighted plop on the empty spot beside you on the bench grabbed both your attention.
"Sorry for making you both wait."
"About time, Suguru. Hey, take a look at this! Ain't Y/n-chan so cute~?!" Gojo literally smothered his phone screen all up in Geto's face. "You gotta get in on the action, buddy~!"
"Hmm," Geto hummed in thought; mirth already overtaking his black eyes as did his own sneaky grin. "Not a bad idea, Satoru." As he pulled out his own phone out of his pants pocket, his other hand brushed through your hair, cradling the back of your noggin as your cheek rested on his shoulder. "Care to take another, honey~?"
You had an inkling this would transpire. He is your other boyfriend, after all.
Besides, you like where this is going. You nodded shyly, earning a sly smile in return before he posed you two just right. The flashing of his phone's camera came next.
The snapshot of him kissing your forehead as you bashfully closed your eyes while also blushing vividly earned a hearty chuckle from Geto and a woo-hoo whistle from Gojo as you chose to keep your face buried on Geto's shoulder for the moment; adding to their amusement.
"Not bad, not bad Suguru~ However, if we make this a trio set, then we'll really hit the jackpot~!"
"Yeah yeah, I'm right here ya know!" You finally looked up, pulled out your own phone, readying to take your own selfie. "But I'm choosing the pose this time."
"And that would be~?" Their united voices; the delight evident on their expecting faces, made you duck your head in steamy sheepishness. Your finger beckoned them to draw closer to hear your whispered desire. Hearing what you asked made them exchange smirks.
"Deal. On 3. Ready?" Gojo asked.
Your shy nod confirmed it.
"Okay ... 1 ... 2 ... 3!"
And as you tapped to take the shot, in came a third flash.
Just as twice before, it all happened so fast.
Your giggle broke out through the air at the sight of what overtook your screen.
Gojo smooching your right cheek and Geto kissing your left cheek, a small but lovely smile on your face.
"Best. One. Yet~!" Gojo cheered.
"Agreed." Geto hummed in content.
That was your new home screen.
For now, at least.
No doubt newer ones would top them all along the way.
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wanderingaldecaldo Ā· 6 months ago
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An open letter to the Cyberpunk fandom in general, and a few people in particular
Itā€™s time to clear the air, and I want to take responsibility where appropriate.
Before we get into the recent drama, a history lesson is in order, both for the newer people in fandom and for those who have been around and just havenā€™t heard things from my side. This might be long with all the linked posts, so buckle up.
I donā€™t talk much to people about my experiences in fandom for several reasons ā€” first, I donā€™t like to talk about others with people I donā€™t know; gossiping with friends is one thing, but otherwise itā€™s an undesirable trait. Because Iā€™m human and fallible and absolutely capable of failing to meet my own standards, I have violated that rule, and it rarely does anything good. Second, even when I do share, people donā€™t tend to believe me because the responsible party, PinkyDude (PKD), has been ā€œso niceā€ to them. ā€œSurely there was a misunderstandingā€ is the most common response.Ā 
No, thereā€™s been no misunderstanding. He has harassed me repeatedly, both directly and indirectly, and has deleted most of the posts heā€™s made or reblogged from his friends/mutuals/followers that would serve as proof of this harassment. I could dig up old screenshots that people sent or I saved myself after being told of a postā€™s existence, but honestly I donā€™t want to go through that dreck again; my mental health is worth more to me than that. Instead Iā€™ll present in my own words what happened to me over the last three years. I have spoken publicly about him three times before now ā€” four if you count my response to the anon, which never referenced him or his ship. All of those posts are still visible and will be linked. I told you this would be a long read, but you need the context.
I joined Tumblr in spring/early 2021, back when I only wrote fic and played on console. PKD blocked me the first time I posted my fic, as is his right. As I was new to Tumblr, I didnā€™t understand the Tumblr app was actually telling me I was blocked whenever I clicked on the links on Discord, so I thought it was just bad software. Spoiler: itā€™s still bad software (affectionate). When I found out I was blocked, I was upset; I didnā€™t know about RSD at the time. I sent one anon asking why he blocked people; I was just a lowly AO3 author and he was the big, popular modder, and I was baffled and very upset and should have closed the browser, to be honest. He answered and explained why he blocked people (totally valid!! I will continue to emphasize that!) and shared how blocked people could still view his blog in a number of ways. Honestly, it was too much work for me to go through all of those steps, so I moved on with my life.
Not long after, he did unblock me for a few weeks and posted how someone had shown him how to filter posts. He messaged me to tell me I was unblocked, and we exchanged a few courteous messages. I believe I asked if it would be okay if I followed him. I know he expressed concern about me feeling discomfort at his ship. I donā€™t remember my exact response but I said I thought they were cute. That was the whole point of me joining fandom ā€” I want to share love for blorbos! Things were civil, as far as I knew, though based on his comments later, it seems he and I had two completely different experiences. Where I believed I was polite and tried to be respectful to someone who had established boundaries, he accused me of being spiteful and vengeful. Soon after I started taking my own VP (with Mitch) he blocked me again. He sent a message to apologize that he needed to do it, and made a vague post that was directed to me, I assume, as it was something like ā€œSorry I triedā€ or whatever, and I moved on with my life, or tried. I still saw his Mitch pics in Discord servers when people shared them, though I saw fewer that were just Mitch alone.
The first time I spoke about PKD was Fall 2021, during the ā€œnot PKD approvedā€ debacle, where someone (a follower of his! Not my follower! I cannot stress that enough!) reblogged a gif of Val and Mitch with the tag ā€œnot PKD approved.ā€ I shared a screenshot with friends because, uh, thatā€™s what you do, right? Thatā€™s what anyone would do ā€” share a screenshot of an offensive tag with friends. One of those friends, a writer who had published Mitch/V on AO3 and also received anon hate on their Mitch fics, thought it was funny and used it for their Discord status. Someone shared that status with PKD, and he made vague accusations about who started the hashtag.Ā 
I publicly defended a person who thought they were being accused, a friend at the time, and made the only statement about him that I regret and would take back ā€” I commented on his propensity for reblogging posts that emphasize having the right to block people. I shouldnā€™t have said that, it wasnā€™t appropriate, and I apologize. Of course everyone has the right to block people for whatever reason they want. I disagree with what I said then and retract it now.Ā 
Back to how I was targeted... Remember that it was my post that someone tagged with another personā€™s name; another person who had me blocked because of their jealousy about seeing anyone else with Mitch. I never named the person who tagged my post, yet I was deemed the perpetrator. Many months later, Zwei DMed me when we shared a small server to offer the most non-apology apology ever for telling people that I started the hashtag. Thanks, Zwei! Almost makes up for the other lies you told about me!
The second time was my response to the anon I got trying to ā€œeducateā€ me after the Pawel stream. I never referenced PKD or his ship. Weā€™ll come back to this more in-depth later because itā€™s what PKD keeps using to harass me.
The third time I spoke publicly about PKD was when Silvay (sp?) posted first on Twitter, then later Tumblr. I posted a follow up the next day. I debated not saying anything. Iā€™m an avoidant person. I donā€™t like conflict. I have a loud bark and no bite. My former team members can attest to this. But when I do... I donā€™t make public statements Iā€™m not willing to defend, which is why everything I have linked is still published.
I do recommend stopping to read the posts linked here, and even the other posts I reblogged at the time from other people who shared their own experiences with PKD and the fandom. As I said, I donā€™t make public statements I wonā€™t defend; or at least apologize and issue a public retraction. But, if you want to stay with the present and would rather have the TL;DR: I was regularly vagued about by PKD or his friends/followers, calling me transphobic and homophobic; one accused me of corrective rape; and I got tired of it.
I thought that posting publicly might bring some closure. It was cathartic to finally get it out and stop carrying that shame, and it was reassuring to hear from people who had similar experiences. At the same time, quite a few people made their own posts along the lines of ā€œHE WAS ALWAYS NICE TO MEā€.Ā 
Oh, but heā€™s always been nice to me!
Look me in the eyes. Look me in the eyes and tell me that you truly believe he would be nice to you if you shipped with Mitch. Do you really believe he would? Do you think he would ā€œblock and move onā€ with you, unlike how he did with me?
None of those people shipped with Mitch, or other characters that people in his clique were protective over. A few months later he made a post saying not to tag me with him, and listed off every screenname I had used since I joined fandom, including the very first tumblr name I was assigned in 2021 and kept for several months because I thought it was funny. Howā€™s that for a dog whistle? Want PKDā€™s attention? Better not tag wash!! [Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a screenshot somewhere but again, I didnā€™t have the energy to find it.]
By the way, why do I know all this? If Iā€™m blocked, I shouldnā€™t see anything he posts without circumventing ā€œthe systemā€. We are mutually blocked and I donā€™t spy on him, or have my friends spy on him. I always knew what was going on because people were always quick to let me know anytime he was vaguing about me. ā€œFriendsā€ who were really concerned about the latest thing he said about me, or thought it was just terrible how people were always attacking my ship and wanted to share that feeling with me, but they only shared those thoughts in private. Slowly I separated myself from people who felt the need to keep me updated on drama, or some of them separated themselves from me and became friends with PKD, to the point that either nothing happened for some time or I just stopped seeing it, at least until last fall.
The last time I talked about him publicly was when I wrote about Fem V Friday in Fall 2023. Through the usual chain of vague posting about vague posts, a third person wrote a vague post and cast aspersions on the origin of Fem V Friday, suggesting it was created out of jealousy. PKD helpfully weighed in about a person named ā€œWā€Ā  starting FVF from jealousy and spite, and implied heā€™s seen things Iā€™ve said about him. Iā€™d love to know what Iā€™ve said, the context in which it was said, and the context in which he was told about what I said. šŸ¤·
My post in response didnā€™t reference the vague post that spurred its creation, nor what PKD said about me, even though PKD must know my intentions and history better than me. I wrote about my love for Fem V and what drove my continued involvement week to week.
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Despite my attempts to keep to my own corner or defend my name, PKD continues to defame and harass me. He has repeatedly dragged other people into his drama, sometimes my friends, just as he did in May when he brought up my anon response again.Ā 
It was over two years ago now that I received the anon to ā€œeducateā€ me on Mitch being gay. I have never believed PKD sent the anon, despite his implications, and I have certainly never told anyone that he did.
Two years ago, a coward came into my inbox on anon and tried to bully me, and instead of spending a day writing five thousand words on ā€œdeath of the authorā€ and what constitutes canon and refuting the argument that I didnā€™t want to have, I used that energy to write about my ship in my favorite genre (smut) and published a fic on AO3. Neither my fic nor my response on tumblr referenced Mitch being gay or PKDā€™s ship. Before we go further, I encourage you to watch the relevant clip from the Pawel stream. Itā€™s only 30 seconds of your time, but those 30 seconds are what PKD and others have used to justify their harassment of me.
The transcript for anyone not inclined to watch:
PKD: Am I right to overanalyze every detail in every place like the gay romance novel in Mitch's tent? Is that intentional? Pawel: My friend, on this stream, you could have learned already that everything is intentional...
The ā€œgay romance novel in Mitchā€™s tentā€ is 1000 Beats Per Minute, a shard found all across Night City, nay, the continent as the shard/prop can be found in such locations as All Foods just after you meet Dum Dum, the foot of Vā€™s bed in A10, and So Miā€™s Brooklyn apartment.Ā 
The contents of the shard are worth reading, if only for recognizing that the narrator is an ungendered person named ā€œAlexā€ who is experiencing love for a man for the first time. Is Alex a man or a woman or neither? Whoever they are, Alex is having a queer experience, and to insist that the shard can only be about gay men is to erase a lot of other queer experiences.
Back to my anon response, PKD once again called my response transphobic and homophobic, though I will give him credit for saying he wasnā€™t calling me trans/homophobic, which is an upgrade from previous posts. He claims that I used the smut that I wrote as my response because I referenced writing ā€œthe smuttiest pussy eating smut I couldā€. I said ā€œpussy eatingā€ not in relation to anything about the claim that Mitch is gay, but as response to the intentions of the anon, which were never good.
The full context of my words:Ā 
Not entirely sure what you were trying to accomplish with this message, anon. Should I pack up my words and keyboard and go home? See if it's too late to return my gaming PC because I can't take screenshots of Mitch anymore? Whatever your goal was, you pushed me to write the smuttiest pussy eating smut I could imagine. You know who wins today? - I do, because I wrote a shitload of words in one day and finished a piece that didn't even exist 8hrs ago - people who want more Fem V/Mitch content do - my meat husband does bc damn, I wrote 1800 words of smut today - not you
PKD is claiming that my description of smut I wrote about my ship is trans/homophobic.
The description of the smut I wrote about a cis bisexual female (Val) whose pussy was eaten by her cis bisexual male partner (Mitch).Ā 
The smut I wrote about my ship, in which no one is trans or gay.Ā 
You cannot apply the lens of PKDā€™s ship and characters to my writing and call it transphobic or homophobic. Thatā€™s not how literary analysis works. Thatā€™s not how social justice works.
The truth is that PKD and his mutuals/friends used his ship and beliefs to harass me.Ā 
If that were me and it were my beliefs being used to harass someone on anon, I would demand whoever it was to stop immediately, not only because harassing people over fictional characters is awful and wrong, but good lord, to use me as the excuse? I would be mortified! Instead, PKD and his mutuals/followers used it as evidence of my being a bad person, and after several months of that, I borrowed Silvayā€™s courage when he posted on Twitter, and shared my own experience.
Now that we have the full background, letā€™s move on to recent drama and address the Flat Chest body and the wearable pecs mod, and what part I played in the process and when. This next part is for motherherbivore. I wish you had talked to me first. I thought Iā€™d rate high enough for a DM.Ā 
A Brief History of The Flat Chest Body Under Curation of Wash
I reached out to Na in March about helping update the Flat Chest body. I specifically wanted to update it to dynamic to take advantage of AXLā€™s dynamic clothing and, more importantly to me, reduce the number of clothing overrides I had to install for Hilary; plus I wanted to add toggle feet so I could have better options for shoes. Also I had another OC Iā€™d been kicking around in my head, Grem, that I wanted to make using the flat chest. Grem did debut recently, but he changed drastically from my original vision for him.
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Sharing the news with Kitty (shared with permission)
I started working on updating the mod in April but got stuck because I didnā€™t understand resource patching, even though I was sure it would be easy. :hidethepain: I tried adding the feet too, but everything I did resulted in a seam at the calves. As is all too common with my ADHD, I moved onto something else after getting stuck.
As I mentioned I was interested in dynamic AXL, and wanted to update my custom tee framework for Pride. With dynamic AXL, someone could generate all colors with all logos at once! (220, do not try this at home!) I included the dynamic version of the Flat Chest mesh in the upload to Nexus, even though the Flat Chest body wasnā€™t ready yet, but as a goal for me to also have it done in June.
I had the UV version working in early June, before the Angel body came out. I donā€™t remember if we already knew about the bodyā€™s existence at that point, but the community outcry against yet another unrealistic and fetishistic body mod sustained me in updating a mod that appealed to a small subset of fandom.
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The message I sent to Na the morning I got it working
I got the UV version working first, since thatā€™s what Hilary uses, then took a look at toggle feet again. After further investigation using both UV and VTK bodies, I realized there would always be a seam because the bodies were drastically different from the current body; they were completely different meshes underneath, and the seams would never line up properly.Ā 
At that point I decided to release the functioning dynamic version without toggle feet, as I wanted to get it out for Pride. I reached out to mhb to test, as had always been my intention. For me Sanctuary is the most iconic OC to use the Flat Chest. After some technical difficulties I figured out that she used the vanilla version, and came back a few days later with a functioning vanilla version. I released my update once I had assembled the necessary files and pics from the testers, mhb included.
Later when PKD released the refits for his pecs, someone commented that the vanilla refits worked for the Flat Chest body. Thatā€™s been my only interest in his pecs mod ā€” because people who use the Flat Chest were interested in having more clothing options. The release of the so-called ā€œFlat Chest Detectorā€ meant that Flat Chest body users wouldnā€™t be able to use the clothing refit for his wearable pecs, because it required using his pecs, which clipped with tattoos and cyberware ā€” as is expected because itā€™s not a body mod, as he himself said on the mod page.
As the representative for the Flat Chest body, I agreed when streetkid-named-desire (Rat) asked me to be involved in the conversation with Berdagon about adapting their ā€œFlat Chestā€ detector to recognize the Flat Chest body. Rat drove this conversation. I donā€™t say this to dump responsibility on them. In fact, I visited them last weekend and we talked through the situation. I suggested to Rat that I could have urged them to slow down, but they refused to let me take that responsibility, and at the end of the day theyā€™re right ā€” I can only control my own actions.
I do have one regret and one opportunity where I could have acted differently: when Rat asked Berdagon about the original script, Rat very explicitly asked whether the script was commissioned by PKD, and if so, Rat stated they were willing to pay to make changes; Berdagon never answered the question, and I wish I had pushed for an answer. Perhaps that could have prevented the entire situation; we could have stopped right then. While Berdagon never mentioned payment, Rat was so excited by how quickly they implemented the requested changes that they tipped them for the work.
Berdagon, the original script writer, owed PKD the responsibility to check in before modifying something that PKD paid for. Yes, Berdagon does have responsibility here as a professional who took money for a commission. When they didnā€™t answer the question, I could have stopped the process and pushed for an answer. I would have stopped things immediately upon hearing the answer that the script had been commissioned by PKD. PKD could still have been outraged at Rat asking for changes, but there wouldnā€™t have been fandom-wide drama about a body that only a dozen people use.
Thatā€™s the responsibility I will take ā€” I, as a professional who works with consultants and freelancers, could have taken steps to ensure that everyone was acting professionally, including the person who received money twice to work on the same script.
Because I feel the need to be thorough in my explanation, hereā€™s a simplified timeline of the release of the Flat Chest mod compared to the wearable pecs:
Late March - I receive files from Na for Flat Chest
April - I get stuck, stop working on it
April-May - I figure out dynamic AXL and convert tee framework
June 3 - I have a working dynamic UV Flat Chest
In response to outcry over the Angel body, PKD makes a poll asking what body types people want refits for and excludes Flat Chest body as an option
In response to people commenting over why Flat Chest wasnā€™t included, PKD explains he wonā€™t support the body and that he would support a different Flat Chest body if someone made it
June 10 - I share the UV version for testing with several people. Two of those people, including mhb, use vanilla. I didnā€™t realize that, and because I didnā€™t name the file `UV` it took a long time to troubleshoot why things werenā€™t working
PKD releases the pecs
I share vanilla for testing
I post Flat Chest 2.0 before the end of June
I didnā€™t use you, mhb. I asked you to test because, like I said above and on Nexus, Sanctuary is the Flat Chest character for me. I asked you to test because I make mods for my friends first and foremost, and I thought you were my friend. I thought you were my friend because weā€™d known each other for several years now, and because of shared experiences and conversations weā€™ve had. Iā€™ve been wrong before about who is a friend, and this one stings a lot.
Iā€™m tired. I am 30 or 40 (or 50) years old and I do not need this. I have a career and a job I love, and an amazing partner who Iā€™ve been with for a third of my life now. I have friends and hobbies in meatspace and friends who share those hobbies, and the real truth is, if I was actually trans/homophobic, well, that number would be tiny, but itā€™s not. I have a life that I love and that is full of joy. Most people in fandom only know the smallest fraction of the real wash, and I do not take pleasure in being targeted in a public fandom ā€œfeudā€.
PKD, I say this with all the kindness I can muster for another human being who is clearly hurting: please get help. Go to therapy or see a psychiatrist or use whatever tools you can access. This obsession you have with me and my ship is not healthy for you, and your repeated pattern of bullying has hurt me and people close to me, just as your need to rehash old fandom drama hurts the community.
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soulfulcryptid-art Ā· 10 days ago
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Hi folks! Figured I might as well make a pinned post for this blog. I'm SoulfulCryptid and I like to make art! Most of it has gone unposted as that has been practice for me and I'm still figuring out how I want to make my art look. But I have fun with it!
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I really like Sonic the Hedgehog, among a few other things you might see me make art for eventually... like fanart of SCP 049, Undertale, The Amazing Digital Circus, etc. I'm not limited to just liking those things but I was scrolling through my art folders and saw quite a few drawings for those. I can be very picky about what I decide to post, but I'm trying to curb my perfectionism a bit.
Hopefully I draw some more Sonic stuff I would feel like posting on here. I have made a lot of attempts at getting a good style for it, but my muscle memory and structure could use some work. As it is... I hope to at least 5 people like the art I make. Thank you and have some more art!
I will probably make separate posts for these ones on their own. But it did feel like a fun addition to my pinned post.
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^^^ Here is the traditional art version and the one above it is the digitally colored one of it I made. Had to take liberties transferring the mediums. There are times I prefer my tradtional art from my digital as digital is much newer to me. (only started digital art around 2019 or 2020, I forget which year.)
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^^^I had fun with this one. I had made another slightly different version but I stopped it because I got bored and made the one above the og lineart of this work.
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^^^Wanted to give sketching this pose a shot as well! The classic Sonic Adventure pose, of course. Might eventually make a colored version of this pic that I like.
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^^^Shadow! I love this guy but I have such a hard time getting him to look the way I want to get him to look. This unfinished doodle was the best I could find for now.
The one below is an album cover reference that I wanted to make with Marinette's civilian disguise.
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And this one above needs no introduction šŸ˜†
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le-trash-prince Ā· 11 months ago
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i have a feeling you would be the one to get my delirious 2.30 am thought of kim, winner and dean running a tattoo studio. winner does the piercings, kim the black and grey and dean all the dainty fine line and colour stuff. and one day kenta walks in, all fluffy fringe and shyness, saying he has questions about tattoos. winner looks like heā€™s about to say something snarky but dean throws a balled up glove and his head and kim rolls his eyes, going all ā€œthatā€™s my 2 oā€™clock consultation, asshole (affectionate)ā€ and guides kenta to the room in the back.
and kim would be all business in his slutty little tank top that shows his heavily tattooed arms and where his sleeves come together on his chest and neck and kenta would take one deep breath before he started to pull his own shirt off. at first kimā€™s like ā€œwoah thereā€ but then he sees the scars. they criss cross kentaā€™s shoulders and down his back, some newer and some older and kenta will look up at kim with his sad boba eyes and asks ā€œcan you tattoo over them? i want them gone. i want him gone.ā€
and kim knows heā€™s fucked by the time he crosses the room to take a closer look at the scars. and heā€™s a professional, okay? the way he touches the manā€™s scars is clinical except he doesn't feel very clinical about it on the inside because what the fuck. once he's done he tells kenta he needs to do some research and could try and draw up some designs that can at the minimum work around the scars and turn them into something else and kenta nods his head with a quiet and achingly sincere ā€œthank you.ā€
kim walks him out the door and then tells dean to cancel all his appointments for the rest of the day. ā€œa special one, huh?ā€ winner smirks, ā€œgonna end up hiring him too?ā€ kim glares at him and storms back to his office and the last thing he hears before closing the door is deanā€™s cheerful ā€œwell, that wasnā€™t a no!ā€
um YES, THANK YOU?? (this is not helping my tattoo craving btw) (looping @oldsargasso in because I swear you had a thought about Kim in tattoos but also you need to see this)
Kimā€™s slutty little tank top YES. Iā€™m gonna throw this pic in because Iā€™ve been thinking about Benzā€™ fake eyebrow piercing for DAYS actually
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But oh my god KENTA GETTING COVERUP TATTOOSā€”MY HEART??? Kim Iā€™m right there with you my dude, I would be immediately fucked as well.
I love the implication that Kim apparently keeps adopting strays and bringing them to work in the parlor?? šŸ„ŗ And Kenta is such a kicked puppy how could he NOT
Thank you for blessing me with this thought. I hope Kim comes up with the prettiest most empowering design for Kenta (the first thing that comes to mind is a gnarled fruit-bearing tree thatā€™s just started to blossom in the spring) and also loses his mind from touching him for hours during their sessions.
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sorakazeno Ā· 5 months ago
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Sailor Moon Museum Part 9
The start of the Sera Myu Room!!
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Newer versions of the fuku.
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Tuxedo Kamen at the end. I realized later that is one pic I have of the outfit. Rats. I could not get over how tiny the waist lines are on these dresses.
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The classic ones I grew up on.
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Took a picture in front of Sailor Mars for a friend.
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Eternal Sailor Moon. I thought the wings were larger. But then again.... the woman that wore these outfits were are a lot shorter than I am so it probably fit them for the portions.
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My favorite Inner Senshi
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My second favorite Inner Senshi. Atlas no Outer Senshi. >.<
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Nogizaka46 Version Musical 2019Ā on the left.
Kaguya-hime no Koibito on the right from 2021.
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Le Mouvement FinalĀ on the left from 2017.
Super Live from 2018 and 2019. I need to take pictures of the poster released in the US... and a post for this musical. It was amazing.
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La Reconquista from 2013.
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Fumina Hara, the second actress to play Usagi in the musicals.
Ohyama Anya, the first actress to play Usagi and will always be my favorite.
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Close up of Jupiter and Mercury.
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Just realized this my only Chibi Moon one.
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Shin / Henshin - Super Senshi e no Michi - Last Dracul Jokyoku. Also commerates the 500th musical for Sailor Moon. I was able to purchase a coin for this that was in a previous post.
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Starlights - Ryuusei Densetsu 2003.
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Now entering the Nakayoshi room! Lots and lots of little giveaways as the series are original being published in the 90s. Most of these I never seen before.
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Notebook, playing cards, and Sailor Moon mask.
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Usagi and Tuxedo Kamen bag, poster with the Inners.
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Better view of the mini poster.
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Stickers, postcards and various inserts.
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Bags, inserts, sticks, trading cards
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Mini poster is some kind of Santa Claus game. Bag and cute little cardboard box.
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Senshi cards are listed as "Super Premium" cards.
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Calendar and bag.
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Chibi Moon bag, fan books and a card game in the upper corner.
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Sailor Moon was constantly featured on the cover of Nakayoshi
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More covers.
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So many covers.....
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I believe all art was published in the five artbooks from the 1990s.
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cathalbravecog Ā· 9 months ago
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Hi! I'm kinda shy but I love your vintage finish on your work. Would you consider offering pointers for how to achieve that vibe?
oh, absolutely!! i love that sort of style and i think more people should be able to achieve it if they want!! shouldn't gatekeep art stuff ^^ i don't really do vintage style stuff a lot, and i take more comic book/print/retro inspo than anything. but, these go hand in hand!! please know i am still learning, too! this is just how i do it.
also, there's a lot of guides for this online and tools... that you have to purchase. i can assure you everything listed here is free! (including my pirated SAI2 copy!) some things have donations available towards the artists that made them, so you can do that if you want to support an artist :D
i'll go over basically everything i know, so this WILL get long! i also spent hours going over several days searching for resources, so i'll list everything so you don't have to ^^
(PART 1/2 BECAUSE OF IMAGE LIMITATIONS!!! PART 2 SHOULD BE WRITTEN SOON AFTER THIS ONE!! reblog THAT once it's done!)
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THE ART ITSELF / INSPIRATIONS:
for the ARTSTYLE and WHAT you draw: you can just draw whatever!! really, do your own thing! twist this style in your own way, it doesn't have to be a 100% accurate!! i literally used these same vintage look effects in a drawing drawn in my usual style of high roller. you can draw anything you want and you don't need to copy comicbook styles or all that!!
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or - you CAN take inspo from vintage comic books / artwork or other printed comics! (for me tom and jerry comes to mind as something with a toony style, since it's what i read as a kid. also donald duck comics! no need to follow this but if you wanna be extra you can! ^^ looking at inspo is good.)
however you will need to look at examples aside from just the Artstyle, to achieve the actual Look!!
here's some examples pics i took of some comics i own laying around in a shelf. these are mixed ages, the asterix and ducktales comics being older and the tom and jerry comic being newer. i have some oldies since i got them passed down! czech text + asterix jumpscare, sorry.
to move on from the artstyle talk fully and more to the general style/look part - notice how the tom and jerry has brighter colors, less dirt, and an overall better quality!!
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one thing i want you to note, in older prints there's obvious color misprinting and imperfections! you may chose to do this, or don't! depends what kind of era or printing you wanna reference. of course, also keep in mind the veeery limited CYMK colors they had Back In The Day. also note the dirt!!! how some parts are lighter and more chipped and how it isn't a full block of color!!
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a lot of this does parrot posessedpasm's own guide, which i HIGHLY recommend! it's where i got a jump-start on things. there's other things listed on their post, which you should give a read! goes over history of some things that will let you have a better understanding of stuff.
speaking of inspo and on the topic of posessedpasm, before we move on - they're one of my biggest inspirations for this! their art is incredible and i think it's important to look at other artists' take on these styles. go out there and look at other artists who draw in a similar style achieving the same retro look!!! (no but genuinely i could look at posessedpasm's art forever... i love just looking at it and studying it!! i want what they have... but i'm not gonna gush now!)
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ACTUAL TECHNICALITIES / HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT ???:
FIRST, LINEART!!: i choose a brush that's somewhat fluttery and resembles ink at least a little bit, instead of a basic round brush. here's the brush i used, for any sai2 users. i'll show my krita faves after!!
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(note brush size, gets fuzzier the bigger it is)
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and the krita alternatives! i don't do inking / lineart in krita in 99.9% of my art unless i'm experimenting. but there's some great brushes you can find online to use! here's links to the ones on screen
tomb of null
buck a. brush
ramonm inktober (he just presents it but since it's his post i named it that) (download link is on the video!)
that alone already gets the lineart look just a bit. but it's not all! krita is especially useful for this, as sai doesn't have this function. (but i find my way around it
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here's a WIP screenshot i took while drawing that piece VS the final piece!
you may notice the lineart is "chipped" away in some spots. printing always wasn't perfect and created some imperfections, that may smudge and chip away as time goes on.
HERE'S A GUIDE FOR IMITATING THAT!!!!
what i do, is simply create a clipping layer on the lineart. (typically i do the lineart, then color, THEN do lineart effects, but this is just for show) (i also usually have a set, typically orange/yellow background color picked already, but i haven't done that here for Whatever Reason)
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set it to "erase" layer mode... (and click the little "a" to actually clip it to the layer. you could also just make a quick clipping group that does it for you!)
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and draw over the lineart! (preferably with a highly textured "dirty" brush!) the erase clipping layer will only erase the lineart, and nothing underneath it. you can change the opacity up and down to adjust the erasing... you can add more erase layers to play with the effect a little!
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what i then do (sometimes), i ctrl+e the lineart group to one layer. i copy it. i ctrl+z to go back to keep the group if needed. i paste the copied lineart underneath it. i add a blur filter, shift it to be slightly off from the lineart by a few pixels, and set it to "burn". i may change the color to be a very dark orange-ish brownish color. gives an effect of the lineart bleeding a little!
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COLORING!!:
color: okay so for this part i just kinda bullshit it and either pick whatever colors i want, or i color pick them from this image below then slightly alter if i need a different color. i do not have the patience to do my own cymk layer management digitally, just adding my effects can take OVER an hour and i have a way that looks nice Without It. i either fake my color misprints later or i just don't do it. still stuff to consider!
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(taken from posessedpasm's guide! this is how i colored my sticky lou drawing. usually i will just pick my own colors and yellow them/dim them slightly.)
how do i do it: i color in sai using my usual brush or the one i showed previously. if i color on krita i use a different fuzzy kind of brush...
some colors i do on different layers and i move them slightly to make the misprinted effect. then i may erase small bits of it to make it look a bit better if i want.
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if you really want the funky color mixing that may not be Extra Accurate anyway - draw using different colors on different layers. the layer overlapping with the bottom layer... set it to "multiply" and eyedrop the color where the two colors overlap. set the layer effect back to "normal". lock your opacity so you draw only on the Already Colored Parts and color the overlapping area using the eyedropped color! neato !
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ONE THING TO NOTE!!! if something is white, you should leave it uncolored/transparent. unless you stylize it to be a different color entirely, if so... go ahead! but if it's WHITE white - just don't color it at all!!!
and now, to my Favorite part - the halftone overlay effect!!! here's where things can get fairly convincing already - plus, i use this effect / similar even in my normal art!
before ANYTHING!! at least, for krita - to achieve the best look i use the newspaper plugin!
newspaper plugin for krita
FIRST, i merge the color layer into one layer and then add it into a clipping group. i then copy the color layer and paste it OUTSIDE the clipping group.
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then, select your PASTED color layer (named on the screenshot so u know what i mean) and go to tools>scripts>newspaper (once you install the plugin!)
i then play with the settings a bit. i typically don't touch everything - i just change the mode to Four color (CMY+K Pictures) or Four color (CMYK - Pictures) (this one usually looks better imo)
i also change the size to be smaller, usually around 4.00px.
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click OK! it'll generate cymk halftone layers IN a clipping group! don't worry about the black, you can rid of it easily ;]
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just close the group and move it to be inside of your color group below! clip the whole cmyk group over the color layer... and BOOM!
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but that's not it! set the newspaper group's layer effect to luminosity (or whatever you find works best...!) adjust the opacity to around 50%-30% and BOOM!!
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though, that's not all! do the same things we did to erase up the lineart earlier to the coloring, too. same steps! in the same clipping group! just make sure it's above the cmyk newspaper group.
you can then group both lineart groups and color groups into ANOTHER group that will contain them both. with that you can then make an erase layer over them both so they both get affected by it and make it look like both got chipped away, and not like they're separate entities. ^^
you can then use this for backgrounds... text... other things!
one important thing is also getting those papery, dirty effects... which i'll cover in a reblog! (image limit :,]) alongside that, i'll list all my resources for download there!!!
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ad-hawkeye Ā· 11 months ago
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wanted to know if you ever got to read artemā€™s pool/8 ball card i thought the event story was cute but i was a wee bit curious on your thoughts on the card
I JUST FINISHED IT!!!!!!!!! AS WE SPEAK!!! i have a whole list of my thoughts HAHA SORRY FOR THE RAMBLING IN ADVANCE
"artem had to join a pool club for work" is one of the better excuses to give him a new hobby, ill begrudgingly give them that
im glad artem still has the alcohol tolerance of a squirrel. do NOT let this man go off by himself he will accidentally take a sip of alcohol and then need a time out in the corner.
"is it that obvious?" yes, artem.
mc making sure artem eats a fucking meal is rly cute LMFAO
mc ordering artem a non-alcoholic drink is also sweet. i remember i wrote a fic (all the way back in like 2021 after reading atmospherics) where i wrote abt artem going out of his way to drink mocktails after all of that. genuinely really happy to see that's canon.
i've noticed newer ssrs are just. shorter? first year ssrs tended to be like, over an hour long when put on auto. but newer ones are only 40 mins on auto. laaaame. but then again with the overall writing quality, maybe they're just putting us out of our misery.
ah yes. artem getting surprised by mc kissing his cheek in public. what a sly sex chad. did they get the only good artem writer left at hoyoverse on this card or something
artem being exhausted from socializing is a mood. girl same.
the way these two talk about alcohol sends me. dear god artem we can let you have a sip oh god. OH JESUS CHRIST ARTEM NO --
this story is cute enough to make me sad. godddd. it's really nice to see artem more casual and open, esp since this story is more in character.
THE IRISH GOODBYE?? ARTEM LMFAO.
mutuals meet me in the secret passage of the pool place
sneaking out by running is giving the same energy as his revisiting youth ssr where they decided to sneak to the school's roof and hide from the security guards lmfao. ah. the nostalgia.
AND this ssr acknowledges artem's love of movies?? YES
STOP KISSING IN THE STORAGE ROOM GUYS THE CINEMA STAFF IS GOING TO FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD
"this should be filmed in slow motion" LMFAO
JUMPSCARE. JUMPSACRE. NEW ARTEM EXPRESSION. JUMPSCARE. HOLY FUCK
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i sincerely think a full on artem smile is all i ever wanted back in the day i cant believe i fucking got it in the POOL CARD OF ALL CARDS
"was something set up incorrectly?" "[artem pout] probably."
mc taking a pic of his stupid distracted expression is amazing and him getting blushy about it is even funnier
"was it too sour?" "yeah...."
thank god pathetic artem is back
nevermind he is licking her arm like a dog. tot's fascination with licking will never fail to amuse me. this is like when my dog licks my leg in the middle of the night
if one sip of alcohol fucks him up this bad i'd hate to see what happens when he's a few shots in. mr wing breaking it down sloppy style on the floor (not clickbait)
STOP LICKING EACH OTHER YOU FREAKS
i think artem should trip a few more times it's funny
this is the closest we've gotten to artem fessing up about atmospherics i can fucking taste it
NOOOO THEY FUMBLED IT. NO ATMOSPHERICS MENTION. ENDING IT ALL. GOD DAMN IT
i can forgive this bc the running joke of them missing scenes in a movie is back
all in all as far as post second anniversary cards go, this one wasn't bad at all and had a lot of cute moments. a few weird ones (which is to be expected at this point ig), but mostly cute!! it made me miss my fav artem cards but in a good way. siiigh ;_;;;
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kramerblogrealgood Ā· 1 year ago
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Comic books that you should read!!! Yes you!!! Right now!!!
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These are comics I really enjoy! I'm trying to stick to slightly more obscure comics, preferably stuff that's a little newer, but that's by no means a rule! This is my list baby, I make the rules!
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#1: Local Man (Image Comics, 2023)
Local Man follows Jack Xaver, who was once the superhero Crossjack before being unceremoniously kicked out of his team and legally barred from any vigilante activity. Moving back in with his parents in his destitute former hometown, Jack starts to unravel a conspiracy that has ties to both his old team and his old town.
It rules! It's funny and heartfelt and thrilling and if it were a TV show you'd never stop hearing about it. It's also one of the few modern original Image series that actually takes place in the "Image Universe", so it's packed with references to characters like Shadowhawk. You don't need to know all these guys to enjoy the comic by any means, but it's fun for long-time fans.
Most of all, I'm a fan of the basic conceit of this comic: it looks at The Dark Age of Comic Books with the same reverent-yet-critical eye that so many other comics used on the golden and silver ages. I think that rules! A lot of this stuff deserves reappraisal!
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#2: The Wrong Earth (Ahoy Comics, 2018)
The concept for this is pretty simple: what if Adam West's Batman got sent to the world of the Nolan trilogy, and Christian Bale's Batman got sent to the world of the 1966 TV show?
They hit all the dramatic and comedic beats you could imagine coming from this premise, and a few you probably couldn't think of. It's not just a one-dimensional parody, though: really sharp writing and an engaging mystery elevate what could easily be, like, a Dorkly video into something special. Which is to say: if you think this premise sounds good you'll love this comic, and if you think it sounds stupid you'll probably still like this comic.
There are some cool character designs here, but my favorite is the villain in both universes:
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His name is Number One, and he's a crime boss with an egomania/numbers gimmick. (Sorry for the compressed jpegs)
I imagine "design an original 1960s villain, and then design his edgy 2000s reboot version" would be a difficult prompt for an artist, but Jamal Igle knocks that shit outta the park. Number One really feels like he could fit into Batman's rogues gallery, but he's not a riff on anyone in particular-- he's kind of like all of them. The "1"-shaped scar is an especially great touch.
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#3: Ice Cream Man (Image Comics, 2018)
(This image isn't from any cover as far as I can tell, it was posted on instagram by writer W. Maxwell Prince.)
Hey, another from Image Comics! And it's my favorite genre, too: horror anthology. If the pic I chose didn't tip you off, this one gets SPOOKAY! The basic premise is that every issue is a one-shot that features a character going through some kind of horrible misfortune. Tying all these tales of woe together is the enigmatic Ice Cream Man, who seems to be somehow torturing all these humans for his own amusement. We eventually learn that he's an evil god-type thing named Riccardus, and he has a good counterpart who's trying to stop him- all the lore stuff is a little vague, but that doesn't mean it's not interesting! The art style used by artist Martin Morazzo is almost uncanny-valley, it reminds me of The Shivering Truth.
Some of the "horror" in this comic is really personal and upsetting, by the way- the one about dementia made me cry. Actually, a lot of these made me cry. Full on snotty gasp-sobbing. 10/10. Riccardus has real sexyman potential if the freaks on this site would ever read something besides fuckin Wayne Family Adventures.
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#4: Wayne Family Adventures (DC/Webtoon, 2021)
What? It's cute, fuck you. "eeuuuhhh it's out of character" you sound like a dweeb man
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#5: Eight Billion Genies (Image Comics, 2021)
Just like The Wrong Earth, this has a killer elevator pitch: what if every single person on Earth got exactly one wish, all at the same time? Also like The Wrong Earth, it takes it's premise in every angle you can think of- there's wish trading, wish stealing, cities that are kept safe from the chaos of the outside world but you have to give the city government your wish to get in, you name it. No wonder Amazon bought the rights. Keep an eye out for that movie/series, I guess.
Ok, I need some non-image comics.
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#6: Giant Days (Boom! Studios, 2015)
Anime fans, this one's for you: you know all those series you love about groups of cute girls just going through their daily lives? Well imagine if those cute girls were over eightee- hey wait where are you going come back
Giant Days is a slice-of-life story about three young women facing the challenges of college life. Apparently it's a spin-off of a webcomic with like 15 years of strips, but I don't care about all that and neither should you! It's a little like gilmore girls in terms of tone. The dialogue is snappy, all the characters play off each other in ways that's fun to see, and there's this 7 foot tall Australian rower chick who's completely obsessed with her reedy loser boyfriend. It's just comforting. It's like a big plate of mashed potatoes, this comic.
Hey, speaking of slice-of-life:
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#7: Megg, Mogg and Owl (Indie/Fantagraphics, 2013ish)
This has the honor of being the only comic on this list that's been adapted to another type of media, in the form of a segment on Justin Roiland's weird kinda-shitty Hulu halloween special. Not much of an honor, I guess.
Anyways! MM&O is about a group of "friends" who live together in drug-addled squalor. Megg is a chronically depressed witch just waiting to die. Mogg, Megg's boyfriend, is a talking cat who just wants to keep the degenerate lifestyle they've built for themselves stable, and Owl is a neurotic sex addict who wants to make something of himself but doesn't want to lose his only companions, and Werewolf Jones is a drug-dealing sociopath. It's like Peep Show! I absolutely love this comic, I reread it constantly, but I'm having a hard time pitching it.
If Giant Days is a plate of mashed potatoes this is like... a gas station hot dog eaten over a storm drain or something. Still kind of comforting, just in a different way. Let's cleanse our palette with some capeshit.
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#8: Planetary (Wildstorm/DC, 1998)
Planetary rocks. We follow an amnesiac immortal named Elias Snow as he travels the globe with his top-secret Planetary Investigations team to uncover the secrets of the Wildstorm universe. Think of it like... The X-Files crossed with The Venture Brothers. X-Files in that they investigate weirdo mysteries, Venture Brothers in that every genre of speculative fiction- from Doc Savage-style pulp heroes to Kaiju to James Bond superspies- all exist, or existed, in some form.
Also on the team besides Snow are The Drummer (who has some kind of information-based power I never really understood) and Jakita Wagner, the super-strong ADHD daughter of a Tarzan expy. It's hard to do it justice in a post like this, buy a copy! Or pirate it, if you don't want to give Warren Ellis any money!
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#9: Bad Enders (Indie, 2020)
Hey, this one is free! Check it out here: https://beany-tuesday.itch.io/bad-enders-pilot-issue
Bad Enders is a shonen pastiche with all the humor and charm you could expect from a @beanytuesday joint. It's great! It follows a burnt-out twentysomething who once had ambitions of becoming a demon hunter, but has since resigned himself to a life of filling out excel spreadsheets. Beanytuesday has stated there probably won't be any more Bad Enders content, but he has another comic called GUE (https://beanytuesday.tumblr.com/tagged/gue/chrono) that takes place in the same universe.
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#10: G-Man (Image Comics, 2009)
i bet you thought i was done with image huh
Anyways, this was my jam back in like 3rd grade and you know what? It holds up. When they say "all-ages" they fuckin mean all ages, I'm a grown man and I can enjoy this.
The story of this entry is that I wanted to end on 10 instead of 9.
The story of this comic is that a kid named Mikey G gets his hands on a magic blanket that allows him to fly, but his brother ALSO uses the magic blanket to fly with and they become, like, rivals, but this other kid can also fly and he starts fucking with them... better than it sounds. There's also this crazy arc later in the series where they have a baby brother but- hold on, I'll show you
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See? Nuts.
Ok, that was all of them bye
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grumpybunny-edith Ā· 9 months ago
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Crash Course for the New Girl
Hey, new girl! It's so exciting to have another bunny joining the gang. We're a pretty small group in this area, but we do our best to take care of one another. I know the discord looks a littleā€¦ weird, so I wanted to offer a bit of explanation.
Dr. What's-his-face probably already gave you that huge information packet. I wouldn't blame you for not reading it - the whole thing feels very meant to make you turn it away. The "hormone cycle" section, despite having accurate factual information, is especially bad. Sorry if the phrase "decent into sexual depravity" made you feel shitty. It's not so bad, I promise.
So yeah! We use the server mostly to help each other manage hormone cycles. That's code for "arranging hookups", mostly, but there's more to it than that. We keep track of our schedules, figure out when we line up, schedule things in advance to make sure people aren't alone when they're in heat, things like that. If you don't wanna engage with that, that's totally fine, butā€¦ we've all been there before, not having anyone around when your body so terribly craves any contact at all. So we wanna make sure you're okay. (Also, for a girl's first heat, we like to put on a little sleepover with all the bunnies, so let me know if that's something you're into! They're a ton of fun, and are very helpful for finding out what we need. All of us have learned a little something about ourselves during them, lol)
There's other stuff there too. The whole space is really sex positive, and a lot of the bunnies are more comfortable with each other than they are with anyone else, so we share a lot of nudes and porn we like, lol. But especially when someone is traveling and shit, we try to make it a point to have plenty of content ready for them. We also try to keep a list of other cool furries in the area - we wanna make sure that nobody in our community is having to make shitty choices just because they're horny, yk? Some of those cool furries are in the server if you wanna get to know them.
Oh yeah! We also share progress pics sometimes. You definitely don't have to, but I know it helped me feel more confident when I was a little newer (I'm 5 months in now, btw, to give you an idea)
I'm so excited for you to be starting! I was getting a little sick of being the runt - tbh, I'm kinda starting to get why the other bunnies were so doting when I first came around. If you have anything you need whatsoever, please don't hesitate to let me know. I hope we get to hang out sometime soon - Rae is thinking about hosting a board game night this weekend if you're down? (I will invite you to other people's hangs and there's nothing anyone can do about it mwahahahah)
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