#I need to chew on them like a chew toy

[dragonpyre]

I need to go insane about The Character

[umblrspectrum]

happy solvermas

[frenchublog]

[wasabi-gumdrop]

thinking about modern au Kabru

ivy league college student, probably studying law and political science on a full scholarship. first time living away from Milsiril so he has to promise her, yes mom i’ll call you at least four times a week, no mom i don’t need your amex black card, yes mom the normal credit card is fine i need to learn how to budget like a Normal Person (it has a limit of $20k — that’s not normal Kabru).

Milsiril insists for a long time that she’ll just get him a house off campus so he can have his own space (aka a place she can drop by anytime and possibly live a few months out of the year just to be close to him) but Kabru puts his foot down and tells her the best way he’s gonna make friends is by living with other students (bye mom).

his floor in the coed dorms is the party floor and he always makes sure to invite everybody (his nightmare is accidentally leaving anyone out and having them think that he doesn’t like them). somehow it’s always a good time, everyone leaves with more friends than they came with, it never gets totally out of control, and plenty of girls who are interested in him (and a lot of guys too tbh) bring tons of baked treats so there’s always free food. Kabru is the RA’s favourite person to have in the building (even though Kabru himself is messy but most of the people he’s friends with are nice and clean up after themselves).

he has a porsche (Milsiril gift for his 16th bday) but he’s adamant about not driving it unless he absolutely has to (because he doesn’t wanna look like a douche). BUT he never says no when his friends ask for rides (so he ends up driving all the time anyway). he actually contemplates selling the porsche and going for a more practical car but Mickbell is like ‘dude you are not taking this away from me.’ Kabru sighs and decides to keep it because his friends (Mickbell) like being chauffeured around in a fancy convertible (Rin, Holm, and Dia don’t care, they’re just glad they don’t have to walk to the grocery store).

he’s probably on a casual texting basis with most of his professors and you know he’s going to all their office hours, grabbing beer with them just to keep chatting about life outside of school. and that’s how he winds up in some super secret faculty group chat where he’s now privy to all the college administration gossip.

Kabru is elected for student council during his freshman year and he’s probably the favourite to be sc president one day.

he doesn’t really date (gets too in his head about how he doesn’t wanna ruin any friendships) but he does hang out one on one with a lot of girls and treats them all really well. he probably goes so far out of his way to be platonic that he flies a little too close to the ‘Just Like One of the Girlies’ sun, he kinda forgets that most people interpret it as flirting coming from him. which leads to a few awkward conversations. people feeling led on, a few angry jealous boyfriends, scathing dms about him being a girl stealing homewrecker.

it’s such a nightmare for him and he needs it to end right now. so he begs Rin to ‘date’ him for a week or two and then publicly dump him just so the entire student body gets the message that he is Just A Friend.

Rin stares at him for a few seconds. then she laughs. she laughs and laughs. she laughs for a crazy long time. and then eventually she goes, ‘wow you’re an asshole, Kabru. no i won’t be your fake girlfriend. you’re gonna suffer and i’m going to enjoy it.’

and that’s when Kabru has a moment of enlightenment. ok yeah. asking for that is probably really selfish and mean. maybe he needs to think about girls’ feelings more and that’s maybe more important than his deep seated need to be liked, and when has Rin ever been wrong about anything.

he apologizes. and so begins one of the more serious talks he’s ever had with Rin about being okay with not being liked.

he thinks he can really turn over a new leaf. the whole ‘not worrying about what other people think’ thing goes pretty well — up until Kabru meets the aloof professor for his Monsters and Myths class who keeps forgetting and mispronouncing his name.

Kabru has never needed someone to like him So Bad, he needs Prof. Touden to like him as a matter of life and death, and he’s willing to look stupid for it (fails a midterm on purpose to justify begging for one on one tutoring)

[intertexts]

hey have you heard of insane person codependent ghostkicks qpr. would you like to. there are hands going places they probably shouldn't yeah no definitely not where you're thinking either.

[littleplantfreak]

Umemiya would sit you on his lap and let you suck and nibble off his fingers whenever you wanted, take them dry, with caramel if you wanna do food play or if he’s just fingered you and he’s gonna praise you the whole time too he told me himself

[eos70]

Little Zosan doodled inspired by a post made by @whereistheonepiece. It's so them and of course my brain said, "OMG post thriller bark coded"

[i3utterflyeffect]

Do you think untitled-3 would ever confess to user!Alan "I am you"? It would probably take a lot for that to happen though.

depending on what happens in ava 6? i think it could.......... maybe.........

[advisortotheadvisor]

so when exactly did Basil Sr tell relda about everafters. was it in the week before they got married? After they get married? After they already had a kid together?

[breeberrypies]

when your best friend on the planet ever scratches the surface of your autistic brain and picks out christmas gifts for you that feeds into your nerdy interests and favorite things.

@tallarurus 🫶

[joshus-lobster]

Thinking about them thinking about the kisses thinking about them holding hands thinking about them biting them biting them BITING THEM

[imagionary]

Here I am being insane drawing and coloring two whole refs for Top Dog in one day

My hand is dyinggg

[lucksea]

my three favorite agents of chaos

[fish-bowl-2]

Something uniquely special must have been going on when Danny designed Edd 'cause he truly is the most character design of all time. Even with the slight characteristic changes from season 1 to season 6, it only continues to get better. No notes. He is perfect.

[libidinous-weeb]

a list of anime characters i think are hot but would want to beat the shit out of if they were real (in no significant order):

1. bakugou katsuki. literally i see him on screen and my hands start twitching. i NEED to punch him. even sans quirk he would beat me but one solid hit to the face would satisfy me so deeply. i know i said no order but he’s number one. i wanted to beat his ass the moment his gremlin visage first cursed my screen. i want to hit him over the head with a metal chair.

2. gojo satoru. oh and you’re just the perfect pretty princess, all smug and arrogant and of COURSE you’re 7ft tall and OF COURSE you have the bluest eyes on earth with a flawless complexion and OF COURSE you’re the strongest. let me smack this man. please. right in his snide perfect face adorned by that flawless and sexy smirk. bitch.

3. kaiba seto. we get it, you’re rich and a genius. fortunately yugi pretty much does it for me every time they duel, but seriously. what the hell is this guys deal. he never says anything except for low effort sarcastic insults and he never does anything logical. if i hit him maybe i’ll knock some sense into him. probably not but it won’t stop me from trying.

4. vegeta. i don’t think he has a last name cause he’s an alien. anyways he has a hot genius wife and all he does is yell. at everyone. my fists will be a reminder that you need to chill. and i will repeatedly hit until you get the hint. you have children. grand children even. you should not be acting like a hormonal teenager.

5. inuyasha. learn some fucking manners. you’re not a wild dog out in the woods anymore. your wife puts you in your place just fine but she wouldn’t even need to ask and i’d lend her a hand. don’t be fucking rude.

[jellyfilledeyes]

doodles of the sillies