#I need a Christmas present

[devilart2199-aibi]

Bdubs Is Amazing! ✨

[thefrogdalorian]

Din Djarin + Chapter 9: The Marshal

[goldetrash]

[soppynstuffed]

✨😍✨HER ✨😍✨

[lotus-pear]

ofc dazai is still alive. mf is like a roach that doesn’t die no matter how many times you stomp on him💀💀

[cuppatealove]

I finished the quilt!

(Pattern)

The light's terrible, but I couldn't wait until morning to post!!

[savage-rhi]

Heya. It's Kreestmass Eve. You're probably feeling a lot right now. Good and bad. I want you to sit with those feelings. Sit with them for a good 20 minutes or an hour if you need it. Comb through them, address their concerns, break bread with them, etc.

When your time is up, look them in the eye and say "this was a pleasant time. We addressed a lot, and now it's time for me to go. If y'all are still feeling worried, we can book another hour later today or tomorrow, but not right now."

Then I want you to practice some self care. Whatever that looks like for you. Get to your good. Nothing else matters. Not your obligations to a holiday or whatever preconceived expectations others have for you. You matter.

I love you.

It's going to be okay.

We're gonna be okay.

I'm going to give myself a chocolate mustache with my hot cocoa and pretend I'm a dignified gentleman of great importance and speak in a terrible English Cockney accent. I hope you join me because you're also a dignified gentleman of great importance (with a better Cockney accent to boot...). Even when your feelings tell you otherwise.

Remember, there is no obligation. You don't owe anyone anything (...but I do think you'd look rather dashing with a chocolate mustache. Just sayin'. *cough*).

*kisses your forehead*

Merry Chrysler, honey. I'm overjoyed because you're still here 💙🫂

[i-am-dulaman]

You know that scene of Hal from Malcolm in the Middle where he keeps getting distracted by new problems/tasks?

I just snapped out of a bit of hyperfocus by the realization that i am him right now as i screw on the passenger side sun visor in my car at 2am when i was supposed to be watering my plants.

[scourge-sympathiser]

SCOURGE SUNDAY 014/???

away from computer

[alexalblondo]

Sometimes it‘s just you and that lil Oscar toy car your dad bought you against the world

[lucihens]

i'm gonna need tim to meet an elderly, terminally ill man in a bad place and have the guy tell him about how much regret he has in his old age for letting the woman of his dreams go and living the rest of his life on edge and in misery because he was adamant about not bettering himself and having his life end up being unfulfilling, lacking the kind of love he wanted all because he thought he didn't deserve it. and finally have them show tim's state of mind about everything and him finally admitting he wants to be better for both himself and lucy, go to an uncorrupt therapist and fight his ass off for his future. goodbye <3

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

omg new 10k jo/meg fic just dropped it's a homoerotic high school au with stabbing and crack but mainly lesbianism and it's called revenge for dummies also there's like awesome art for it by @keikakudom

[guinevereslancelot]

i love christmas yet i'm dreading it bc i can never stop spending soo much money i do not have on little gifts for my friends and family 🥲

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and so i return to my roots of eating half a cantaloupe in one sitting

[lyriumrain]

Does anyone have any recommendations for easy beginner sewing projects, specifically for simple clothes? (preferably items so simple you can draft it yourself or there's a free pattern available)

I'm trying real hard to break out of my decision paralysis

[beeing-stuupid]

in the constant battle of buying more make up thought i have like no more money 😔💔