#I must've been a confessional in my past life
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witchcraftingboop · 9 months ago
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Man: I don't understand why you're single. You're such a catch.
Me, waiting for his compulsive confession moment: Uh-huh
* Later That Same Evening *
Man: I fuck children, just now actually
Me: And there it is... jesus
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