#I missed the other ones but I’ll jump onto this one 👍

[spiderin-space]

Am I too late

Update: bonus doodle

[the-unknown-fandom]

The God of Life and their spouse, The God of Death

(Inspired by Suffering By Jorge Riveras-Herrans)

(After imprisoning Narinder, the 4 Bishops, not wanting to endure the wrath of The God of Life, they create an illusion hoping that this will lead the God of Life into their trap. This is the same as in EPIC where Siren Penelope is trying to lure Ody in the water. The water is basically a gateway to a chamber where the Lamb is going to be held for entirely just like Narinder).

Illusion Narinder

The Lamb (God of Life)

(Side Note: I am very sorry if the song is trashed asf 🥲👍, the reason why I put Penelope instead of the translation is to help you know which verse of the song is playing)

Translations: A stór (Darling), Mo Bhás Darling (My Darling Death), Mo stór a chara (My Darling Dear)

A stór (Penelope) A stór (Penelope)

"Don’t you miss me?"

"More than you know"

"Then come over here and kiss me"

"Mo Bhás Darling (Penelope), I’ve told you this before.........." "You know I’m afraid of the water."

"I’ll make sure that you are safe and sound," "Come play with me and our daughter and let’s watch our love leave the ground!"

"Oh, I would" "But I’d be suffering trying to float the whole time"

"I would take the suffering from you!"

"Oh, as good as it sounds, right here I’m just fine."

"I could take the suffering from you!"

"You know that I prefer my feet on the ground"

"I will take the suffering from you!"

"Fine, but only if you answer a question or two."

"Of course!"

"Okay, so let’s say I was on the run or hiding…" "From, I don’t know, Shamura!…" "And let’s say he (and the other Bishops) blocked the my way home with giant monsters and scary storms..."

"Oh no!"

"How am I to avoid him?" "How am I to get home?" "Which path should I take?" "Where am I supposed to go?"

"He will chase you high and low......" "So find a place he’d never go." "The one way you'll get home" "Is sailing where he's never roams," oh! "It’s through the Garden of Eden!"

"Shit..."

"This is your only way home......." "The Garden of Eden......"

"But this has a cost-"

"Well, you asked and now you know....." "Now jump in the water!"

"Mo stór a chara (Penelope), why?" "You know I’m too shy and terrified!"

"I would take the suffering from you!"

"Oh, for you, I would die, but can't you let me stay dry?"

"I could take the suffering from you!"

"You should come onto the ship-" 'We'll jump at the same time!"

"I WILL TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOU!"

"Ah, the things I do for you......"

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"Shamura."

"What the Fuck did you do with my wife?"

(Will add more tags later if I can)

[badassxbirdy]

December Activity Update (Pinned)

I’m *almost* up to date with replies, so it’s time once again for the monthly activity update. These posts help me to keep track of what the frick I’ve been doing, particularly when tumblr breaks or the brainfog strikes. I actually missed last month, so this one includes activity for both October and November, as well as the first six days of December. 😅 Organisation? We don’t know her. Everything else can be found over on my thread tracker (here). Please let me know if I’ve missed anything!

The full activity update (along with OOC house keeping) is below the cut Bolded text = links.

If you want to see all IC interactions without the other stuff, click here. If you’d like to start something new, I have opens, or you can hit up the memes. Alternatively you can just message me to say “WHAT UP, NERD” if you’d like to chat.

Three important OOC notes before we get into the update proper:

I’m going to be away from home again for a while, which means mobile only access and limited ability to cut posts. I’ll be using my mobile tag, which is “mobile post: em’s on the move”. Be sure to block that if my mobile formatting gets annoying.

A lot of tags have been broken by the update. I’ll get them fixed when possible, but it may take some time with my being on mobile.

I think the issue with my follow list (see the previous activity update) has been resolved now! Thank you all for your patience with it.

Now onto the update!

Threads, replies, and other IC interactions:

Casual knife threats from Ty (in the drafts!❤️) - @delabor

Meeting Lilith (ending reply is drafted! ❤️) - @magaprima

“Need some help?” - @wraith-of-christmas-future

Tyler goes from 👁👄👁 to 😠 real quick. - @tobeblamed

Starter from dark!Ty - @derschwarzeengel

Coffee shop shenanigans (Carla) - @normallyxstrange

Demon clowns? 😂 - @the-immortals-assistant

Poor Damon is attacked with affection. 😂 - @derschwarzeengel

Fleeing the cops - @lcbcshcart

“I was just trying to help” (Casey) - @normallyxstrange

Banishing a spirit - @the-immortals-assistant

“Are you following me?” (Jamie) - @normallyxstrange

Damon and Ty in jail - @derschwarzeengel

ELI IS THE SWEETEST BEAN. 😭 - @nightiingaled

“Why didn’t you stay in the car?!” - @brokenspy

Childhood was weird. (Joshua) - @wolfhymns

Graveyard games - @derschwarzeengel

Crash (Eddie&Venom) - @omniishambles

Drowning in rum (Dylan) - @normallyxstrange

Unpleasant discoveries - @lcbcshcart

“No waffle for you. 😤” (Fritz) - @nightiingaled

“Does it still hurt?” (Mason) - @normallyxstrange

Meeting Tiene and being very confused. - @timelxrd-victorious

Meeting at the bar - @dcnctgcgentle

Injury prompt aka stressing out a poor sweet angel. - @heavenguided

Starburst mockery - @diicktective

Crime! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*✲ﾟ* - @gcpdfcrged

“You’re different, aren’t you?” (Piper) - @wolfhymns

Tyler is bad at spying - @bloodyimmortal

IT BEGINS. 😂 - @ko3ak

An uncomfortable reunion (Than) - @nightiingaled

Headcanons, memes, and various silliness:

OCTOBER WAS OUR NINTH BURRITOVERSARY WHAT IS TIME?! ❤️ Love you, Presh. ❤️

Wardrobe headcanons

Platonic romanticism

Sleep habits

Tyler + screenshotsofdespair part 1

Ty on national boyfriend day be like…

Tyler says RESPECT PRONOUNS.

Wombats? Wombats.

A few Sinday headcanons

Ty + Christmas spirit.

Aaaaaand dash commentaries.

OOC Houskeeping:

I have a snazzy promo now!

New “what if” verse added for interactions that don’t fall under any existing verse, hypothetical scenarios, non-canonical things, etc.

Some new timeline tags have been added for bby!Ty. I’m always happy to jump around in time, it’s just helpful for my brain to keep track of roughly where/when things are happening.

I’m tidying up the main thread tracker, and have been messaging people accordingly. If I’ve not heard from you for a while/a thread hasn’t updated in a while, I’ll message you soon to see if you want to drop things! 👍

As said above, I’m going to be away from home again for a while. Mobile posts will be tagged as “mobile post: em’s on the move” so they can be blocked should they become annoying. I’m also working on a little banner to make the separation between replies clearer for mobile posts.

And of course the adorable Christmas avatar is in effect. 🎄

I believe that’s everything, but as always if I’ve missed something please do let me know! Stay safe, stay hydrated, and happy holidays. ❤️ — Em