#I miss this fuckin show can you imagine the shenanigans they could’ve given us in season 2

[knight-princess]

Oh to be a lost young woman who’s just been told she’s basically god’s favouritest and also escaped kidnappers and also now she has to fight an eldritch abomination of a woman who refused to die two centuries ago out of sheer spite to get her boyfriend back oh and also to save the world I guess idk. anyways to be her and then to just so happen to stumble across two lumberjack lesbians who are really living the dream (bickering, eating mushrooms and wearing denim) in a single patch of sunlight in literally just the creepiest haunted woods ever (even though this isn’t even the wood with an actual mythos of being cursed (yeah that wood turns out to be fine and just has a penchant for skull decor, whereas unnamed and unmarked wood is literal nightmare territory)) who you get to know for all of half an hour in which you tell them your life story and they swear their axe and loyalty to you and tell you all about what you represent to the common man/butch/fairy/sorcerer/other, and then immediately die for you giving you brand new complexes