#I miss Mezalea guys

[tev-the-random]

Did I ever show my S1 Joel design? I don't think I did? Uh... welp, have the King of Mezalea!

[anonymous-dentist]

Guys. I miss the King of Mezalea. And his casual bloodlust and inability to experience Lore

[askmstau]

Hot guy! Have you seen Xelqua recently? Cause their might be something 'big' happening soon :)

~Mezalea anon

"Ooooh- no actually! I haven't seen Watcher as of late, but if he's doing something big and showy, then I can't miss it!"

[faffodil]

Okay so I've seen the lists of 'which empire would the mc ppl be in' going around, and I thought why not do ALL OF THEM

This took not as long as I thought actually

If there's anyone missing they're probably at the bottom, but if not just ask (either for them to be added to the idk list, or give a suggestion as to where they should be too)

Alternate suggestions of where ppl should be are also helpful :D

(Also, I do keep updating this so just check you're reading the most recent version)

Servers included so far (there are some overlaps) :

Last Life

Hermitcraft

Dsmp

Bear smp

Origins

Empires (duh)

Cod Empire:

Grian - Advisor - because it'd be funny, and he'd have to deal with all the diplomatic problems Jimmy causes, and he looks like a cod.

Jimmy - Codfather

Wilbur - Regular citizen/bard? - again, looks like a cod, calls Jimmy 'Mr Gaming'

Tommy - citizen - spends about half his time here and half in the Overgrown, lives with Wilbur

Charlie - citizen -  literally a slime

Boomer - citizen - frog man

Jevin - citizen - slime man 2

Petezahhutt - for the 4/4 slime people

Crystal Cliffs:

Gem - Head Wizard

Karl - History Teacher at the Academy - because I think it'd be funny to have a time-traveler as a History teacher & it'd fit with the magic aspect

Niki - Runs a bakery with Eret - idk I think she'd make a good witch/wizard. Used to live in the Ocean Empire but moved to the crystal cliffs to attend the Academy, met Eret and started a bakery together

Eret - Bakery with Niki - see above, but has always lived in the crystal cliffs

Skeppy - citizen - bc made of diamonds?

Bad - citizen - probably helps out at the Academy but not sure yet

Moonzy - citizen - fairy + the amethyst crystals

Sniff - Builder - originally from the Undergrove

Gilded Helianthia:

Pearl - Queen

Cleo - Advisor - fighting a demon? Totally something cleo would encourage

Techno - Farmer - let the man farm his potatoes in peace PLEASE, would probably also be completely behind fighting a demon for fun

Ponk - Orchardist - lemon tree :)

Joe of the Hills variety - citizen - just a guy TM, kinda lines up with Pearl not being the most regal of the rulers, also for the Joe + cleo duo

(o!)Schlatt - for the brewery, (o! bc when I thought about origins schlatt he was about 70% easier to put in an Empire than c!schlatt)

Grimlands:

Fwhip - Ruler

Fruitlegs - bard - idk just instinct again

Zedaph - scientist - I wanted team Z I T in the same place, sue me

Impulse - citizen - has the same demon wings as fwhip honestly my only reasoning atm

Tango - Explosives expert - bc last life >:)

Mumbo - Domestic Redstone technician - would probably also be part of the Deepslate-Redstone cult or whatever was happening with that

Iskall - citizen - used to live in the crystal cliffs but left as soon as he could cause of all the diorite (suggested by @/gumy-shark)

Sam - Security Redstone technician - bc prison

Doc - Redstone again - SAM DOC COUSINS ARC let's goooo

Tubbo - Redstone apprentice - switches between learning all the types of redstone, currently most interested in the explosives

Sally - bc salmon sanctuary

Lost Empire:

Joey - Ruler

Scar - my first thought was 'yea scar would definitely get lost' and my second was 'he also wouldn't go in the crystal cliffs bc they do Actual magic there (sorry scar). Also I think Joey would support his plans to scam people from the other empires

Quackity  - owner of a casino (arcade?) - again: scamming ppl, also has wings like joey? Idk kinda an instinct one

Ant - citizen - he is literally one of the cat people

Evil X - c a p i t a l i s m   p o g

Beau - vibes again I'm not sure

Xornoth - friends with EX

Mezalea:

Joel - King

Bdubs - Builder - brain went: moss

Sapnap - citizen- bc he likes killing animals

Billzo - citizen - partly for the pranks aspect, partly because his skeleton skin reminds me of the clones somehow

Eryn - citizen - reminds me of sapnap so they can go in the same empire

xB - citizen - joel would definitely endorse horse head farms

Hypno - citizen - ^

Mythland:

Sausage - Ruler

BigB - citizen

Punz - Assassin

Purpled - Trainee Assassin

Wels - Head Knight - spends most of his time wrangling micheal

Micheal(mcchill) - Knight - often trying to run away from Wels and his duties

Jonah - also a Knight under Wels, but far better behaved

Skizz - citizen

Ocean Empire:

Lizzie -  Ocean Queen

Ren - Advisor - I just couldn't imagine ren anywhere else after last life

Puffy - Captain of a trade ship that visits Mezalea, Ocean Empire, Swamp empire, Mythlands and Pixandria - its her name, I had to

Neptune - treasure hunter who joined Puffys ship. Edit: just realised his name fits too XD

Xisuma - citizen - he's an axolotl what do you want from me

Sneeg - partly just the vibes, partly bc of his obsession with tridents and axolotls. Maybe he's the axolotl trainer

Overgrown:

Guqqie - citizen - fell from the sky into the ocean and no-one questioned it (but to be fair when your queen is a 10 foot blue axolotl, an alien isn't particularly unusual)

Katherine - Head of House Blossom

Tommy (only half the time) - Random kid who keeps annoying Katherine (not a citizen) - you can't tell me it's not funny to have them have a rivalry over the 'just killed a woman' thing. Hc that Katherine accidentally died the first time they met, but then Tommy said that and Katherine was like 'welp, guess I'm enemies with a child now'

Hannah - citizen - people keep headcanoning her as a fairy cause of the elytra, so she'd definitely fit with the flower fairy theme

Tina - citizen - what I've seen of her reminds me of Katherine

Hbomb - built a cat cafe and visits niki in the crystal cliffs to swap recipes. There have been reports of a certain cat maid terrorizing the Undergrove but no-one from the Overgrown will admit to anything

James Marriot - bookshop on the same road as the cat cafe. As a result he visits there fairly often and encourages H

Pixandria:

Stress - apothecary - bc healing + flowers

Pix - Copper King

Foolish - Builder - he is literally a totem god who lives in the desert and has lightning powers and two totem children what more do you need? Also he has a riverboat and ferries the resources to trade with Puffy cause Pixandria is actually pretty far from the sea

Cub - terraformer - bc dripstone

Ori - citizen - another god/prophet would fit right in, surely?

Rivendell:

Scott Smajor - Ruler

Etho - citizen - idk Rivendell just gives me the vibes that you could be as isolated as you want in the mountains, while still in an Empire and i feel like etho fits that

Callahan - Servant of Aeor - again, isolated, but also deer things

Phil - Builder - isolated, Arctic Empire things, avian things idk

Ranboo - citizen - Tall people things, would vaguely fit in with the elf population, snow doesn't hurt as much as water does, has pretty much only lived in snow biomes (snowchester, anarchist commune)

Jack Manifold - citizen - neighbours with scott

False - owl trainer - because I decided so (cause of the big birb she built)

Undergrove:

Shrub - Ruler

Martyn? - citizen - not sure about this one, I think I put him here cause the whole fleeing-from/targeted-by-the-watchers thing in last life fits with shrub running away from xornoth

George - citizen - bc Mushrooms

Fundy - citizen - wolves->foxes, also seems like a safe haven for Yoghurt and Ketchup

Bearbubb - citizen - bc hobbit hole style builds. Lives in a house in the hills surrounding the Undergrove

TFC - citizen by association - doesn't live in the Undergrove as such but often spends more time around there due to their respect for nature (also mushroom house season 8 :D)

Aimsey - citizen - just turned up one day and made friends with Bear

Undecided as of yet:

Connor

Dream

Keralis

Beef

Suggestions are very welcome! [All] of the people left are the ones who I don't watch so I'm completely stuck

Edit: THE LIST IS SHRINKING!! 5 TO GO

Edit 2: ..okay so maybe the list is growing again whoops. (Also I forgot jack and H so they're actually there now)

Edit 3: Nvm I sorted them all already!! And got it down to 4!

Edit 4: somehow a bunch of them goy messed up, fixed now