#I might as well be a trash can 🗑️

[toris-fan-nest]

Can anyone say 2 for 1????

A httyd Little Mermaid (man?) AU

@mdoodlerfandomart is the amazing line artist of both of these.

And yes, you can bet that I was watching The Little Mermaid while coloring these.

[dismalzelenka]

Stuff Tag Meme

I was tagged by both @agentkatie and @kawakaeguri so I suppose I must do this then, yea?

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

a - age: 26

b - birthplace: Seoul, South Korea

c - current time: 12:08pm

d - drink you last had: water

e - easiest person people to talk to: V-Day exchange new best friendo @joufancyhuh. And my soul sisters @sasshole-for-rent and @5ftgarden. Y'all should read our collab fic. i am trash pls ignore me.

f - favorite song: changes daily, but currently Chopin Nocturne in Bb minor. Kind of a love hate feeling though actually, like seriously, six flats? Wtf was that dude thinking amirite, my fingers walk into hell every time I open the damn score.

g - grossest memory: tw for terrible sexual encounters. Seriously you might wanna skip this one. No? Aight I warned you.

one time i went down on an anonymous tinder hookup and they had stale, piss soaked toilet paper clumped in their puss bits and lemme tell u i never ever faked a stomach virus to get someone out of my flat so fast.

h - horror yes or horror no: horror maybe. like most things it depends on my mood and the type of horror. Unless it's @inner-muse's red lyrium torture horror. I'm almost always in the mood for that. 👌

i - in love?: I thought I was.

I'm so sorry I'm going through a breakup right now and I'm kind of in a shitty place and also still not over the ex before the newly acquired ex and have spent the last week bouncing around hotel rooms because going home to face new ex is uncomfortably and surprisingly painful despite the fact that I broke it off with him and anyway if you're like damn why is diz so depressing lately well I'm a pisces with my heart bleeding all over my sleeve but I'll be OK I promise. Love you crazy kids.

j - jealous of people?: mostly of my cat because I really want to lie around in the sun and snore all day but these pesky things like "jobs" and "responsibilities" and "repeated phone calls from worried friends and relatives who haven't heard from me in six or seven days" keep interrupting my attempts to be a cat myself.

l - love at first sight or should i walk by again?: definitely walk by again. and then just. keep walking. maybe I'll figure this out for the next one, I mean third time's the charm, aye? 🙂

m - middle name: that's boring. Everyone knows my middle name because I go by it. But my first name is Lucas, isn't that much more interesting? Putcha hands in the air for the genderqueers 🙌🙌🙌🙌 we're loud and proud and actually just a small swarm of bees in a human shaped trenchcoat. 🐝🌈

n - number of siblings: none growing up. Unless you count the dog, my dad got our names mixed up a lot. 😂

o - one wish: to finally figure out how to be a responsible adult and stop hurting everyone I touch. To wake up from a nap and actually feel refreshed for once, I mean seriously what even is the point otherwise amirite?

p - person you called last: the hotel I'm currently staying at. 🗑️🔥

q - question you are always asked: More like a conversation. Let me give the example from Walgreens yesterday.

Me: Hi yes I'm here to pick up my prescription. *rattles off name*

Rxist: *squints suspiciously* For Lucas? His prescriptions aren't ready yet. Can I see some ID?

Me: Oh yeah, sure, here you go. Lucas is me by the way, I just go by my middle name mostly.

Rxist: Your first name is Lucas...? *squint at me, at driver's license, and back at me*

Me: Yeah! Picked it myself, don't you like it?

Rxist: ....your prescription is ready, ma'am. Have a great day.

I mean, what, Lucas can't be a lady's name? Absurd, amirite? 😱😂 Ah, the southern US. We're so rustic and quaint and stuck in the fifties here. It's adorable really.

r - reason to smile: My cat. Look at this dork, doesn't he look amazing in his skull and crossbones hoodie?

Also the Dragon Age fandom, because like, you nerds make me smile every goddamn day. Goddess bless every single one of you adorable fuckers. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

s - song you sang last: Movement 4 from Vivaldi's Nisi Dominus. Cum dederit. Dress rehearsal for our opening performance of our Lent concert series was on Monday and I am

H Y P E D.

t - time you woke up: shit I honestly don't remember, I just saw the sunlight and stumbled downstairs hoping I didn't miss free hotel breakfast. (I didn't by the way, it was delicious.)

u - underwear colour: also pale pink. good taste whichever one of you two I stole this from. The meme, not the underwear. Those were a quite practical Christmas gift.

v - vacation destination: Somewhere snowy with mountains and a three digit or less population count.

w - worst habit: I convince myself I'm terrible for the people who love me and run away from them. It's quite sad, actually. I'd make a great video game companion with my perpetually unresolved mommy issues and inability to take anything seriously. Take note, Dragon Age 4.

x - x-rays: dental. I think they cost more than three months of utilities. 😭

y - your favourite food: raw sushi and super, SUPER rare steak. Like just sear the outside crispy and I'm good. I'm probably actually a cat, tbh.

Z - zodiac sign: 🌞Pisces♓️, 🌝Scorpio♏️, ⬆️Libra♎️

Gonna tag my fam @sasshole-for-rent, @5ftgarden, @joufancyhuh, @inner-muse, @buttsonthebeach, @galadrieljones, @a-basket-full-of-whimsy, @suzumicchi, @becauseanders, @laraslandlockedblues and that's ten but honestly I love all of you so feel free to consider yourself tagged and do this on my behalf if you are so inclined.

LOVE YOU ALL TO LITTLE PIECES. ❤️❤️❤️