#I mention Hidan but the Kakuzu guy is really good too so I KINDA get the Kakuzu girlies a LITTLE bit more than I used to

[obessivedork]

I did not understand Hidan girlies back in the day but I was a manga & dubbed Naruto watcher so I'm only just getting around to watching the subbed anime for the first time and by god Hidan's Japanese VA fucking ATE! INCREDIBLE performance!!! 10/10!!!

[fireflylitsky]

TELL ME ABOUT THE AKATSUKI 90S HEIST AU RIGHT MEOW :sakuguncat:

WELL OKAY IF YOU INSEEST

So, it's exactly what it sounds like XD Pain is putting together a very specific crew to pull off a massive heist (we are stealing from Danzo y'all). It's set in the 90's because I don't want to deal with accounting for modern security technology, I just want heist shenanigans. Also, the 90's are just fun.

The opening is just kind of an introduction of all the members and their roles for this particular job. (I watched a lot of heist things for this). Anyway, I'll share Kakuzu's bit for youuuu (SHOCKINGLY NOT KAKUHIDA--I am thinking KakuKonan for this but idk yet, I'll have to see how it plays out)

“Hidan…” the monstrously large man beside him growled, his voice even rougher than his disposition. It wasn’t scolding, it was warning. 

That was Kakuzu. The two were kind of a package deal. Where Kakuzu went, Hidan followed. You’d think given something like that, there was some fondness between them. 

Yeah, that wasn’t it.

Hidan left something to be desired for Kakuzu on most levels. He was always missing two things at any given point—a shirt and a fucking brain. Most levels though. Not all.

The guy could take a hit, take it and take it well. He had more plates and screws in his body than any human ought to. Too many nerve endings dulled over his years of brawling—being broken and getting ‘fixed’—that he couldn’t feel a fucking thing anymore. That kinda thing came in useful in a fight. 

Not to mention, he didn’t mind getting his hands dirty. In fact, he didn’t mind getting them downright filthy. 

He liked it.

Turning faces into something resembling your grandma’s homemade jam was quite possibly the only thing he was good at, but damn, was he good at it.

His partner would do it if he had to, but with Hidan, well, Kakuzu never really had to. He was too old for that shit anyway. He wasn’t such a fossil that he’d lost his impressively overbearing physique, but muscle was easy to find. 

Expertise and experience? Now that was a scarcity in high demand. 

Most people didn’t stay in the game as long as Kakuzu had, they either died out or dipped out. So if you had your sights on a big enough mark, enough to pay for Kakuzu’s name-brand assistance, you knew you were getting the real deal.

And Kakuzu was all about a deal. That suitcase next to him? The one that looked like it might be filled with guns? Yeah, it wasn’t. If you opened it, you’d find the most meticulously clipped and organized display of coupons and vouchers you could possibly imagine. No bullshit.

No one dared say a word about it though. No one still alive, anyway.

Anything to save buck, which brings us right back to Hidan. That guy seemed plenty content to be paid in sex, violence and bbq spare ribs. A few loose, bloodied teeth scattered across the asphalt was like a fucking tip to him.

Most people were in ‘the life’ for the money. Hidan genuinely just enjoyed it. Fucking mental, that one.

Because of this, Kakuzu found their partnership to be quite lucrative, thus, Hidan became much more tolerable. Even so, “much more tolerable” was still barely passing for Hidan, who constantly rode the line in such a way that threatened to grate on Kakuzu’s deepest nerves. 

Maybe Hidan managed to grind him numb, because Kakuzu kept him around anyway.

Hidan glanced over at his partner, uncrossing just one of his arms to raise a one-fingered salute. Still tipping back on the old, rusted chair legs, he slipped for a brief second, caught himself, and flashed Kakuzu a cocky grin, still flipping him off.

Kakuzu wouldn’t appease Hidan with the reaction he craved. He stared for a moment, nonplussed, glancing at that idiotic tattoo wrapping around the moron’s neck. A thin dotted line and a small bit of text that said “cut here”. Kakuzu hated that damn thing, it was far too tempting.

He simply faced forward and stared at Pain once more. Hidan scoffed.

Things were going well so far.

“Right,” Pain said, thinking he ought to move things along. He could see Deidara was getting antsy.

[bitchiha]

A/N: I accidentally posted the request before I finished LOL. So I don’t know much about Tsundere relationships, but I did some reading on it just before I started writing and I hope I did the request some justice! Also I’m literally Kankuros bitch <3

Ps, I’m sorry I didn’t put a keep reading thingy idk how to do it on mobile and my trash laptop is broken 😭😭

Also I didnt include tobirama bc I absolutely hated how his turned out and I had to delete it im sorry 😖

✎ Tsundere relationship! (Hidan, Kank, Naruto)

Kankurō

Ahh, where to start? I think you’ll meet on a mission co partnered with the Leaf...

You and Shikamaru are sent to assist the Sand on a mission. Now, we already know Kankurō is a bit of a sassy mf when it comes to the Leaf like I think he whole heartedly believes the Sand is superior and you also have those feelings about your own village... So there’s an instant dislike for one another. Kinda like an instant rivalry.

Literally the first thing you say to him is “So, the Sand can’t take care of their own missions?” And that sets Kankurō off, “What, how dare you- ack! Temari, that hurt! I’m not gonna let her walk all over us like that, I’ll fight you right now you Leaf Village bi- ow! Temari!” Shikamaru has to hold you back LMFAOO you’re ready to throw hands “Huh, what’s that? Sounds like you’re really determined for me to kick your ass?” He lowkey liked when you said that to him lol.

Anyways, the two of you are bickering the whole entire way to the missions destination. You’ll tease eachother about anything and everything you can. So, once you find out about his puppet master jutsu its only natural that you fall on the floor with laughter. Like full on tears and strangled breathing. Now this is something you can really tease him about.

“What! You still play with dolls? I bet you have little sleep over parties with them and do their hair-“

You’re cut off because he tries to trap you in the Ant. Temari has to strangle him and force him to let you out. You’re lucky he didn’t iron maiden your ass LMFAOO.

This is the kind of the energy you guys carry whenever you see eachother from now on. He’ll see you more often too because you carry out a lot of Leaf and Sand allied missions and duties. Rip to anyone who gets put on a mission with you two tbh.

But on one particularly hard mission it ends up down to the two of you fighting off like 10 enemies. He’s trying to focus on fighting them, but he can’t stop thinking about if you’re okay. His distractedness earns him a particularly hard blow.

You end up having to fight off the remaining enemies yourself, all the while protecting him. The last thing he remembers is you screaming his name when he gets hit and the fear that was in your eyes at seeming him like that. It slowly turns to anger and then you kick the bad guys asses. He’s like half conscious but is laying there like: whatta bad bitch. Then he passes out.

Starts to really admire you after that and his comments aren’t as snarky when he sees you next. It’s more like little jabs and teases because that’s how he shows his affection, but they were no longer the hardcore roasts he’d dish out before. You probably stop flaming his ass too because let’s be real here; you’ve both obviously been attracted to each other from the start you just didn’t want to admit it.

Like cmon, he didn’t wait for you at the gates every single time he knew you were visiting just to insult you first. No. He came there to see your cute ass first!!Same goes for you, like you didn’t take all the missions to the Sand for nothing. You came there to see your fav hot headed puppet master.

He’ll ask you out a few months later, when you end up at the Sand again. Probably takes you to dinner before going back to his place. I 100% see him showing you his puppets and this time you’ll actually show your interest and not just tease him lol. Probably ends up making out with you on his workbench. Ok that’s all.

Naruto

You meet eachother for the first time at Ichirakus. Second to Naruto, you actually bring in the most cash for the place. So it’s surprising you two had never met each other before.

Until now of course. He’s just gotten back from a long mission and he’s dying for some ramen. He strolls right in and orders a miso pork ramen, but the old man tells him there’s no more pork left.

Probably flips his shit like who tf ate it all?? Then the old man points at you. You’re sitting there chowing down you’re literal 15th bowl, the giant stack of empty bowls next to you proving it. You watch the blondie charge right at you while you eat the last miso pork bowl of ramen for the day.

You put the bowl down and wipe your face just as he stops right infront of you, very close to your face. You can see the anger in his eyes, but you are not giving up. Also, the guy looks sorta comical so you basically laugh in his face which gets him more worked up.

“What are you laughing about? You just ate all of old mans pork for the day!! That last bowl is mine, believe it!” Once again you laugh in his face because you just can’t help yourself. Probably end up fist fighting eachother on the spot. Neither of you win because one of you ends up smashing into the bowl, sending it flying right at the old man. He kicks you both out, right after you pay your tab of course.

This arises a competition of who will eat all the miso pork ramen first, it goes on for a good few months. Ichirakus is swimming in your money now. Until one day, when you two arrive at Ichirakus at the same time. You basically have a show down. Unfortunately both your wallets are cleaned out and you can’t even pay off your bills anymore so you’re now indebted to the ramen place.

Narutos mission money won’t even cut it anymore and you can’t pay your debt off either. So you both have to get a job doing Ichirakus dishes until you can pay your debt off.

At first you two wanna strangle each other everytime youre in each others line of sight. But slowly — veryyyy slowly, you start to bond over your love for ramen. Like you can probably sniff the bowls before you clean them and tell instantly what ramen was eaten out of it.

You discover you both have the same favourite instant ramen, the same favourite Ichirakus order, etc... Then before you know it you actually start dating. Nobody knows how it happened because you were rivals for a good couple of months, but now all the sudden your holding hands while and eating ramen together peacefully. Mind blown.

Hidan

You’re a brand new Akatsuki member and you’re cute. Really cute. Not only was Deidara drooling over you too, Kakuzu just asked to file your taxes. Do you even do taxes? You’re a rouge ninja. Anyways, Hidan is so sure that Jashin would love to have you.

You two start taking to eachother and actually getting along pretty well, until he mentions Jashin. You shut him down so quickly after that. Like you’re not interested in his fake God, no matter how cute he is.

From then on he tries to ignore you or is just super petty towards you all the time. Like you just got back from a failed mission with your Akatsuki partner and he’s at the hideout mocking you like “if you prayed to Jashin with me this wouldn’t have happened.”

Literally so fucking petty.

Anytime you suggest an idea to the Akatsuki he immediately tears it down. It doesn’t really matter when he does though because nobody really listens to Hidan anyways, it’s just annoying.

You two get put on a mission together one day because Kakuzu has some important money buisness to take care of. Hidans so pissy about it, “oh come on! Out of everybody you picked y/n? She doesn’t even respect my religion, how are we supposed to work together!?” Kakuzu just looks at him and is like “Hidan, I don’t care about Jashin either.”

Butthurt the whole journey. If you guys get bombarded or run into trouble he probably doesn’t even bother backing you up. If anything he tries to feed you to them LMFAOOO. Such a jerk.

Then, once he thinks that all the bad guys are gone he turns to you all confidently because you got your ass whooped and he’s like “see, I bet if you prayed to Jashin you wouldn’t be injured this bad-“

An enemy just stabbed him right through the chest and he watches the look of shock on your face. That’s when he gets an idea. He falls on the floor super fucking dramatically and you have to take the last guy down for him.

Then you kneel next to him and cradle his body because yes he was such a petty bitch but he actually started to grow on you. So you cry and in this distressed moment you probably even attempted to pray to Jashin because you’re desperate as fuck.

This bitch really makes his eyes flutter open and is like; “y/n?” Really fucking plays off that he was unconscious, “Jashin... Jashin saved me.”

Your ass just got clowned but I mean you believe it because like he just got stabbed right through the heart. Even immortal people should die if they were stabbed in the heart, right? It seemed like it was the case.

So yah he basically just emotionally manipulated you into being semi interested in his religion.

Then he stops being petty with you and probably asks you to sleep with him as an offering to Jashin. “It’s only fitting! He just saved my life afterall.”

Literal definition of a sleeze bag <3

[crungusgrungus]

ahhh character ask thign! zetsu, rock lee, konan, kakuzu (u can break it up in2 different posts if u wish)

fuck yeah lamo

zetsu

favorite thing about them

it’s a tie between the plant theme and the two ppl in one body theme. i like plants so thats just bias, and i think it’s kinda funny how they put the big bad and the dumdum fool in the same character.

least favorite thing about them

KISHI LET MY MAN FLOP. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DRAW HIM UGLY ON PURPOSE. SMH.

favorite line

I don’t know for certain if this is the exact translation, but in the old subbed shippuden, the samurai captain asked “2B” and he replied “to be ,.,,or not to be???” but it was a password and the captain killed him but anyways dumbass king ily.

brOTP

Tobi/Obito. I will always stand by them being besties ever since the cave episode. I have so much to say about the potential antics that never occurred but like, you tell me. A wrinkly evil ancestor man, some kid going through puberty, and 2 plant aliens. That’s low budget dreamworks kids movie material.

OTP

Tbh i’ve asked myself this but i still don’t know lmao. I almost never really ship stuff hh.

nOTP

i’ve seen a lot of gaara x zetsu stuff before for some reason and thats kinda weird,.thats really messed just like,.,,from an age gap stand point

random headcanon

i draw him like this usually but like,.,.,he’s gotta eat somehow and white zetsus got wack flat teeth can’t bite so black zetsus side of the mouth is like a fuckin bear trap, he just shrinks the goop over his teeth most of the time.

unpopular opinion

well,.,.i mean,.,.liking zetsu is unpopular enough already,.,.,,.saying dumb shit like zetsu is pretty,.,..,.,.mega unpopular

song i associate with them

hm,,,the two tones of Dunk On Me by blood cultures

favorite picture of them

small. at peace.

he is baby boy.

rock lee:

favorite thing about them

I like how different he was from all the other characters, like, both in visual design and development. Also he’s based off Bruce Lee which was the first thing I noticed when I saw him and I was like to my sibling “yeah that guys gonna win.”

least favorite thing about them

Nothing?? Idk. I can’t really think of much.

favorite line

The ‘Stronger than the me of yesterday’ line :D

brOTP

Sakura!! Strong as heck squad!! I wish there was more interaction with them after the chunin exams and stuff. They’d def have insane workouts together.

Also the rest of Team Gai, of course.

OTP

I think Lee and Gaara is pretty cute, also Lee and Neji. But at the same time consider Lee, Neji and Tenten poly.

nOTP

Uhhhhhh i’m not sure??

random headcanon

Good cook rock lee!! He eats well!! He makes good food!! It’s always really spicy though!!

unpopular opinion

I don’t know if I have enough opinions of Rock Lee for this one :P

song i associate with them

hh for whatever reason it’s this old cantonese cover cjnkoijsd

favorite picture of them

owo

konan:

favorite thing about them

her jutsu is like,.,.maximum aesthetic. it’s literally so pretty like imagine being this cool.

pretty sure whomever invented jutsus had just this in mind for their invention, all that other stuff was unintentional

least favorite thing about them

i refuse to believe konan died in that fight with obito. i refuse.

favorite line

no specific quote but i think its neat how she uses flower metaphors a lot :P also when she said “600 000 000 000 paper bombs. I do plan on killing you”

brOTP

Feel like she could get along w/ Itachi for some reason?? They’re both kinda quiet and soft spoken before being roped into doing bad stuff because of their relationships. Feel like they could relate to each other.

Also Kisame maybe, this one I can’t really explain but I feel like they could be good friends.

I’ve joked about sasori and konan becoming the friends that are besties after initially hating each other, but that was more in my au

OTP

Once again,.,.i don’t know

nOTP

I don’t really like Konan x Obito tbh. I don’t understand it. Don’t really get the hype over Konan x Hidan or Konan x Pein either

random headcanon

Konan gardens!! Feel like she has a secret garden hidden in Ame somewhere w/ roses and lilies and those creeper vines and a pond w/ some koi fish and and

unpopular opinion

A lot of folks think Konans the mom friend, but that doesn’t really make sense to me?? She’s only ever sorta nice to Nagato, who’s like,.,the closest half alive person to her. U might get some gruff kindness, and thats like, ,.kinda it.

song i associate with them

Hhh I Saw An Angel

favorite picture of them

kakuzu:

favorite thing about them

once again, cool jutsu and aesthetic. also hes kinda a more realistic villain, or at leadg more understandable from our world perspective - doing bad things for money

least favorite thing about them

why’d he die so soon like,.,.,they had so much buildup and he seemed really powerful but he got dunked on by narutos rasenshuriken in 2 tries like,., it didn’t make sense. definitely wish there was more exposition on kakuzus backstory too, although i haven’t watched the creation of the akatsuki

favorite line

“even hell runs on money”

brOTP

pein kakuzu and konan taking care important shit (pein runs the akatsuki, kakuzu manages finances, konan runs ame lets be real all pein does in there is talk abt his god complex), so i propose: old soul friends who bond over being tired as fuck.

also kakuzu and sasori, because both their partners are annoying, and they initally bond over that before realizing they are each others long lost platonic soulmate and that their grouchy personalities and irritability were made for each other.

i was,,.,only half joking there but i just realized this is very probable.

OTP

eh, not really. he seems kinda like he might not be comfortable or ready for that after the stuff he’s been through.

nOTP

once more, i don’t really know :P

random headcanon

konans not the mom friend, and kakuzu isn’t totally the mom friend either, but he has grandpa vibes. probably knits.

oh wait fuck never mentioned in hidans, but trans immortal kakuzu and hidan of course.

unpopular opinion

as with lees, i don’t know if i have enough opinions for this. maybe the brOTP’s lmao. never really seen content of them.

song i associate with them

Dead Inside by Younger Hunger :P kinda cliche though.

favorite picture of them

this particular part was rlly cool

[blackkatmagic]

Crossover and Fusion Prompts, pt. 2

·       Hidan as Sailor Jashin, maybe in a Sailor Senshi of the Apocalypse kinda deal? If you want a pairing, Hidan/Asuma, Or Hidan/Kakuzu.

·       Sakura/Unohana in the Bleach verse. If I remember the healers kinda always got the short end of the stick, and I just want to see Sakura kick ass in Soul Society.

·       Hashirama & Neville geeking out about flowers (possibly with a 3rd party who starts freaking out when these two maniacs start fawning over a danerous/ilegal/whatever plant?)? Shippy or Gen, whichever you prefer.

·       Sabo falls into the Naruto world maybe while Kakashi is experimenting with Kamui and is appalled at this world which is somehow even more fucked up than his own. He infects Kakashi with some of his anti-authoritarianism and they both proceed to fuck over Konoha and Danzo.

·       Sailor moon/khr if that’s a thing?? You’re inter aged in?? Some good old magical girl Vongola tenth

·       Dgm+ Naruto crossover? Orochimaru discovering akuma, maybe a fusion fic with Danzo and ROOT standing in as the Black Order? There's a lot of parallels between Sai and Shin, and Kanda and Alma, and oh my god, Sasuke as Allen. Horrifying yet hilarious

·       Some Tsuna in the f*ked up afterlife of bleach mayhaps helping Ichigo rescue rukia please?

·       Bleach/Naruto crossover, with Tobirama somehow (edo tensei maybe) ending up in soul society after his death and deciding to become a shinigami? Maybe starring Byakuya if you want? :D

·       I’ve never seen a KHR&Saiyuki crossover before, so: Xanxus/Sanzo - Sanzo is once again reborn and is Xanxus’ soulmate (soulmate au were everyone has heterochromia, one eye is your natural colour the other is your soulmate’s natural colour. Once you meet all eyes return to natural colour) Completely up to you if the rest of the Saiyuki Gang is reborn and remember as well! 

·       Tobirama going to Hogwarts at the same time as Tom Riddle. He is wary of Tom and starts piecing the clues together, trying to stop what is happening. Maybe onesided Tom/Tobirama?

·       This is a wild thought, but KHR/Avengers starring Arcobaleno (all or 1 or 2) AFTER the Invasion. The chaos these strange babies would bring to their lives gives me joy (and probably Reborn too)

·       khr/bleach crossover, namimori is actually quite close to karakura. Each town has heard weird things about the other. Bleach cast goes on vacation in namimori and finds out some of those rumours are actually... true. Also, did that guy just set himself on fire and punch a Hollow to death?????? (Bonus points for mukuro and/or hibari being his usual trash self and showing up to ruin everything. I'm biased for my ship ok)

·       A OPM and X-Men crossover please? Zombieman landing in the Marvel universe, literally falling into Wolverines lap who is enjoying a quite evening. They fall into bed together and upon discovering their similarities decide to stick together until Zombieman finds a way home. Over time, they fall in love with each other

·       Crossover between khr/Naruto, due to an uh experimental failure, Mukuro ends up in Orochimaru's labs (preferably when Sasuke's still around??) murder and adoption ensues. Also, Mukuro's really liking these throwing knife things. The entire Tailed Beast situation+ being trapped in an entirely different dimension? A little less.

·       Full Metal Alchemist/Katekyo Hitman Reborn crossover with Greed reincarnated into KHR

·       A group of konoha shinobi (rookie nine + teachers + Genma maybe? IDK your choice all the way! Ships all up to you too!) gets hit with a jutsu, or trip over an old malfunctioning seal and suddenly have full recall of their last lives. Cue CONFUSION! Memories are overlaying each other and they still know who they are , but who they /were/ is overwhelming too. Do they know any of the others from before? Were they friends? Lovers? Enemies? I'm really interested in who you would choose for each character, and what they'd think of their 'new' lives, and what 'old' skills will be applicable to being ninja, not to mention what they think of being ninja now too? (Fandoms I know well and well-ish lols; KHR, Voltron, Bleach, Saiyuki, HP, Avengers, Mentalist, BtVS, Leverage, Avatar, Dragon Prince, Bones, Criminal Minds, Burn Notice, Star Wars, Red Hood and the Outlaws, FMA, Tamora Pierce, PJO, Assassin's Creed, Merlin) 

·       Sandry, Briar, Daja, and Tris end up in the Elemental Nations. They seem like civvies at first and then the tiny blond ties attackers up with their own clothes? The boy has MOKUTON? The redhead throws lightning? The dark lady yanked everyone's weapons out of their hands and melted them? Pairings completely up to you and your funky rarepair brain!

·       Konan/Riza Hawkeye. Police officer/vigilante AU. "You're my enemy and I'm supposed to kill you but I'm a little bit in love with you."

·       Naruto/Alanna : Sakura doesn't want to become just a healer, and ignores her magic to go to Corus and become the first female knight since Princess Tsunade herself.

·       What about Katara/Rin Nohara? with background Toph/Anko? maybe a Kamui fuck up landed Rin, Kakashi, Obito and Anko in AtlA? I have no specific prompt expect that is has a big cup of silliness, cuteness, and a heap of general fluffyness [+ snark courtesy of the compined forced of Kakashi, Toph, Obito and Anko]

·       I would love to see a Saiyuki/Naruto crossover where Sanzo and Shikamaru are just /done/. Literally done with everyone and their crazy crap.

·       I would love a FMA and Naruto crossover with the Briggs main squad getting displaced into Konoha (there's more than one reason that they don't employ alchemists anymore). Briggs knows how to take care of shit. Tsunade/Olivier Armstrong? Buccaneer vs Danzou? Major Miles taking one look at their administration and promptly overhauling everything? Please?

·       How about Katara/Rin where Rin is reborn in ATLA. Post war Rin is working as a healer and hears about one of the best healers in the world visiting, she decides to go compare notes but gets a bit distracted by a beautiful woman, not realizing that they're one and the same.

·       Naruto/Avengers: Naruto as Cap (the KYUUBI treatment?), Sasuke as Bucky (living in enemy lands for so long it changes him??), Kakashi as Coulson (deadpan humor, one-eyed friendo who used to be more compassionate???), Obito as Fury, Madara as Pierce. Sakura as Sam (medic, underestimated, wings as a metaphor for freedom), Kiba as Hawkeye (a lil dumb but good-hearted, loves dogs). If you watch AoS you could sneak in Tobirama as Melinda May.

·       The Midnighter/Agni? Midnighter stumbling into Agni after kicking some ass. Seeing how bloodied (and hungry) he is, Agni invites him into his home (because he has zero self-protection instincts) to treat his wounds and feed his grumbling stomach. The food and company are so good that there are multiple repeats. On the third one sparks fly.

·       KHR/FMA Brotherhood crossover, Flame bonding and social dynamics in the FMA world. Ed, Al, and Winry do a LOT of flouting of social convention anyway, why not flout all the conventions for Flame Actives??? Lots of good good family of choice fluff/angst

·       How about ATLAxBleach? Because Zuko could use an older brother, imo, and who's one of the best big brothers to have? 

·       YYHxSaiyuki. Kanzeon trolling the shit out of Koenma over the glorious, glorious chaos Sanzo and entourage have left behind.

·       Reverse Kurama ending up in Bleach and adopting the shit out of an Ichigo who has just lost his powers?

·       Naruto/Portgas D Ace Soulmark crossover, where Kaguya's final revenge as she was sealed was trapping them in another dimension. I'm thinking one where Ace has a timer and Naruto has Ace's name. Naruto sees Ace's name on his execution announcement and proceeds to book it, sneak in and save him because the Marines were not prepared for Ninja, particularly not one as creative as Naruto.

·       Khr/one piece crossover where Tsuna wakes up in the one piece world and ends up meeting the whitebeard crew because hes utterly incapable of staying away from crazy people?

·       Would you do a crossover between D. Gray Man and Reborn? Where Natsu is the form Tsuna's innocence takes, and maybe he meets Allen and trains with him?

·       A Self-Indulgent KisuRen, landing in Konoha and fucking Madara’s plan without really meaning to? Like, Urahara being unsufferable because he’s just curious, and Renji just going with it because Kisuke’s plans tend to work.. and they somehow end up adopting Naruto *shrugs* meanwhile, resident Hokage gets a heart attack. Could be smutty, or crack or whatever you want!

·       HP-Naruto: Hashirama/Harry, Hashirama reborn as a wizard, but slowly remembers his past shinobi life. Attending Hogwarts and being known as that one kid who relentlessly stands up to Snape, practically lives in Forbidden Forest, super magical with plants-charms-transfiguration and can get along with practically anyone. Who also becomes Hogwarts's Champion in GoF

·       Naruto/HP crossover, with the ship Salazar Slytherin/Kakashi :3c Maybe some Kamui mess up has Kakashi showing up around about the founding of Hogwarts? Or Salazar leaves Hogwarts and ends up in Konoha somehow?

·       Kel/Daja in a Sentinel AU?

·       How about a xmen/naruto crossover with Gambit/madara or gambit/anybody that strikes your fancy. Gambit lands face first in the naruto world and his charging ability plus his uh looks have him being aggressively proposed at due to his very powerful "kekkai genkai" hilarity and or drama ensues

·       KHR/Naruto crossover but like set in SPACE because there's never enough space. Anyway Dino, captain of a spaceship, meets Obito, an absolute mess, who may or may not be a smuggler but mainly wants them to take him to the other side of the galaxy. Without being caught. No of course he's not wanted on 32 planets ha ha what are you talking about

·       Dorian Pavus and Tony Stark meeting for the first time after an ugly goodbye (your choice whether it was a break-up or they were just friends), trying to be nice to each, but only being comfortable after breaking out the snark.

·       Harry Potter (epilogue, what epilogue) and anko brotp because sometimes the forbidden forest and area 44 are the same thing

·       Where Maglor kick the ass of Kawahira because no one touches his husband and especially not a pseudo maia! (Maglor/Skull)

·       How about Byakuya/Iruka for the crossover prompt? In the sense that Byakuya has a pattern of surrounding himself with kind yet loud people, and then there’s that level of mischief that Yoruichi and Iruka fulfill. So there’s reports of a prankster in Soul Society, and Byakuya winds up both smitten and infuriated when he thinks he catches Iruka, only for Iruka to do something to catch him off guard and get away each time. The other shinigami find it hilarious.

·       Fëanor knows that the valars are petties, specially Mandos. So, he shouldn’t be surprised to wake up in the body of a baby after having cheat during the game of poker the night before with Mandos, yet, he is… or the one where Fëanor found himself reincarnated as Harry Potter.

·       A Balrog slayer and his husband return to Arda for some vacation. Let's just say they won't come back any soon… or Glorfindel and Ecthelion go spend some time alone in the Naruto-verse and witness a lot of weird things.

·       Truth takes some vacation and let Eru in charge of the gate. First customer? A pair of brothers who want their mom back. 

·       the disastrous first meeting bw dc's red outlaws (kori, roy, jay) and marvel's red team (spidey, deadpool, daredevil) with lots of jokes abt death, dismemberment, and disabilities! or just them generally being lovely dumbasses! not necessasrily as many alliterations tho.

·       Batman x Naruto crossover, because the thought of anaruto as a Robin is killing me.

·       How about a Saiyuki/Naruto crossover? Like maybe Sanzo and the rest get reincarnated or something. Maybe Goku is still himself somehow or whatever, somehow related to the Monkey Summons or something along those lines. I really just want to see the guys totally ruining Danzo/Zetsu plans left and right.

·       Harry Potter is Kurama reborn, the hidden power Voldemort knows not is a little voice in the back of his head going “believe it’”

·       How about a Leverage/Full Metal Alchemist crossover, where the Leverage crew has always been in Amestris. They meet Roy and help him steal the military?

·       A naruto/bleach crossover where when team taka tries to reanimate the hokage they also take one of the other masks in the Uzumaki temple, and it summons some random shinigami. Everyone involved is like “wow who’s this asshole” and they try to demand assistance in the fourth Shinobi war

·       Kurama/Stark werewolf!Stark accidentally marries forest god!Kurama after stumbling upon him one night (new moon or a waxing moon) and unknowingly completes some obscure ritual that binds them together. Hijinks ensue, with Stark's pack and Kurama's court trying to blend together into one cohesive group (it doesn't, explosions erupt all the time)

·       A Bleach and Naruto crossover-Ichigo is thrown into Konoha and is just-shocked. APPALLED. That all these little kids are fighting to the death. And starts adopting them whole-sale