#I mean u can still get scary dog privileges because my mans

[mvncesa]

u would have scary dog privileges with sobieski if it was not for the fact that he is :D like 80% of the time

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

Ur good 🗞 anon I don't have a problem with it :))) also I'm sending u a red eye (drip coffee w a shot of Espresso in it) it is the fuel that keeps blue collar guys going

ALSO ALSO IM STILL FERAL OVER GENDERBENT 141 FUCK WOMENNNNNN

-🔪

I love how you 2 are having a love affair in my asks

speaking of Genderbent!141,

Let me use highjack this ask to cook up something good:

Genderbent!Los Vaqueros (and everyone else).

(this is especially for @lyralein and their promise to draw me Alejandra and Rosario)

Alejandra Vargas has the longest, prettiest hair for someone who spends their time with it TIED IN A DAMN HIGH PONYTAIL???? She 100% wears SOOOO much hair gel to keep it slick and from having flyaways while in the field but that means it exposes her widow's peak and big ass fivehead. She's very used to being underestimated (just like Jane Price) but she has natural scary dog privilege and even her smirks and smiles look evil, so her subordinates Know Better™️. Also, she's tall as all hell, just like Simone. Fuck you mean she's 5ft10???? She serves cunt everywhere she goes when off-duty.

Rosario "Rosa" Parra has a curly bob and has the longest prettiest eyelashes. Does it pass regulation? No. But are you gonna go tell the Colonel's best friend to fix her hair, cut it? No. Exactly. Now get out of her face before SgtMj Parra makes you run drills. She and Alejandra have MATCHING tattoos that they got after the betrayal of their teammates who were on the cartel's payroll (like Valerio Garza). I'm entirely convinced her and Alejandra have gossip sessions over coffee when doing paperwork.

Valerio Garza is 100% such a fucking papi chulo. You know it, I know it. Man's got the most beautiful brown eyes, thickest brows, and the nastiest little smug smirk on his lips at all times. Has a shaggy little hairstyle that just makes him look like SUCH a fuckboy and a 5 o'clock shadow. Man's tall as all hell and I just KNOW he's got a fucking scorpion tattooed in his forearm. Just trust me on this.

Patricia Graves (yes I know Philipa exists but I don't like it for him bc it's not 'common' the way 'Philip' is common for men) is such a fucking bitch. I'm sorry, but she is. (to me, Philip's actions just become even more inexcusable when she's a woman like????) Anyways. Has the sleekest light brown hair but she gets it lightened to blonde because she can. Who's gonna stop her? Wears her hair cut into a lob (long bob) and unironically loves cowboy boots when she's out of uniform.

Alexa Keller is ready to fuck shit up at a moment's notice. Give her a time and a place and she WILL show up, drop some bodies, and leave without a word. Tall and strong, but not as beefy as Soap. Especially top-heavy. I'm convinced she binds her chest with bandages in order to fasten her vest on properly. Has a layered bob and carries bobby pins in her pack/pockets so she can keep pinning it back, on TOP of already carrying hair-ties around her wrists. At one point, Faris teaches her how to tie a scarf to keep it off her face.

Faris Karim is, I hate to say it, tall and on the skinny side. The ULF is a freedom fighting group and he's spent much time in prison, so, he's not as 'well developed' as many soldiers would be. Nonetheless, he's a good leader and makes up for his lesser build with determination. Has a beard that he cannot keep up with more often than not so he shaves it off when it gets too long, and keeps his hair in a combover or quiff.

Christopher "Chris" Laswell is, point blank, tall and slightly pudgy, used to being behind a desk, writing reports and fucking people up with words more than with fists. That being said, piss him off hard enough and he'll have you on your ass. Has an Ivy League cut with a side part and is either PERFECTLY clean-shaven or has the THICKEST beard you've ever seen. (I was gonna 'pick' a mustache only but then he'd look like Alex Keller too much)

Natasha is, I hate to say it, the most stereotypical Russian woman you've ever met... minus the blonde hair. She has the beautiful waves, she has the red lipstick and the heavy make-up, she has the expensive fur coats, and dresses and heels, and all the jewelry. Is it practical? No. But she's a CEO and a forced to be reckoned and there's nothing stopping her.

[ More Genderbent!COD ]

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

Ello!!! Idk if ur still doing fandom ships, but if u are can you pls do mine with the outsiders? Thank you!! <3 :D

I’m 5’9 with light skin and a lot of freckles. My hair is really fluffy and naturally reddish brown, but I dye it bubblegum pink! My style is cyberpunk, techno core, synthwave, and y2k! I’m not sure how to describe my personality, but here’s the songs I listen to the most:

Jealous Girl by Lana Del Ray (Specifically the Be Aggressive part!)

Pretty Little Psycho by Porcelain Black

Kill v. Maim by Grimes

This Little Girl by Cady Groves

Enter Sandman by Metallica

Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

My hobbies are baseball, playing electric guitar and video games :DDD

Your Outsiders Ship: Johnny Cade!! Lucky mf

Explanation: I think Johnny Kade saw you and was just like wow I mean from your hair to your style. The whole view of you was just magnificent and just so different from him. He didn’t even know really how to handle it and he was definitely way too shy to come up to you because I feel like he would definitely try to get flustered even talking to you so he just decides not to talk about you too much to Dal who literally pushes him towards you and is like man you just go talk to her.  Style wise you’re more alternative style I think really contrast with his more bland Jean jacket racer style I think it contrast and quite a lovely way, strictly down to textures themselves I think that the Jean jacket texture with your more alternative style definitely combats, each other and really interesting unique and Kind of satisfying way. I don’t think he’s very good at baseball, but I think he would try and I actually think he would be amazing video games and I think you would hand him the controller and he would be like oh I think I’ve played this once before and then absolutely kick your butt. From your personality from your music taste, I’ve gathered that you’re pretty much a bad ass. Also the fact that you play electric guitar he would love that he would think that you’re totally cool and kick ass and I think that just based on your music taste, you probably give him scary dog privilege whenever you guys walk down the street together and I think that’s another advantage of you that he absolutely loves, I think your personalities also contrast quite well together and I think you’re more protective over him which is absolutely great not that he needs that much protection but I think that it just helps to have you around, especially because greaser can’t go walking around at night by themselves. 💚💚💚