#I mean so do gnomes but for dwarves it tends to manifest as Taking Themselves Seriously | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

blujayonthewing · 10 months ago

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diggy diggy hole was written by a human, is generally hated by dwarves, and becomes an absolute smash hit among gnomes. a disgruntled dwarf bard, in turn, writes a song about how gnomes have thirty-seven names and silly hats; this also becomes an instant smash hit among gnomes

#'why are you so mad anyway! it's a banger and it's almost entirely complimentary!' 'it's taking the piss >:(' 'yes?? so???'#it is unfair and untrue to say that dwarves have no sense of humor but they DO have a great deal of personal and cultural pride #I mean so do gnomes but for dwarves it tends to manifest as Taking Themselves Seriously #anyway this post brought to you by how many times in the last week I've listened to diggy diggy hole for ???? reasons #aside from that it's a banger #silliness #gnome stuff #worldbuilding

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