#I love women like huahua
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fobosgs · 2 months ago
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Mommy HuaHua 🥵🥴🔥 (Reposting drawings from twitter uwu)
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hulijingemperor2 · 2 months ago
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I have exceeded my word limit for tumblr, so I have to post this chapter in parts■■■■ this is part 1
Yao : Xiaobao, Xiaoyu, this is your Nainai. 
Xiaobao: hey, Nainai.
Meng Shi: hi baby. *strokes his hair* you're so energetic, like A-Song. 
And you look so much like Lingling. 
Taihua: *shyly hugging Meng Shi's leg*
Xiaobao: Lingling?
Meng Shi: your biological grandma. 
Xiaobao: oh! 
Meng Shi: I'm so happy to have you. 
Your Meng genes are showing.
Xiaobao, this is my personal maid, sister figure and confidante, Sisi. 
Xiaobao: Sisi? That reminds me of when I went to Yucui building. There was someone named Sisi. 
Zhaocai: *face palms*
Sisi: isn't that a brothel in Huaizhou?
Meng Shi: you went to a brothel? 
Xiaobao: yea, I used to. 
Yao: Xiaobao, that's strictly prohibited. 
Huaizhou isn't a part of my empire, but still.
Xiaobao: ok A-Die, I won't do it again.
Yet one time I had saved a woman from being mistreated, so you should give me some credit! 
Yao: how virtuous! You're definitely my son. 
Qin Su: that's really heroic of you. 
Your A-Die had banned exploitation of women, then he let them get proper jobs. 
Equal to men. 
Xiaobao: A-Die is an amazing emperor indeed. 
Why don't you add Huaizhou? 
Yao: because it's owned by another emperor.
Huaien's dad.
And I don't think there are fox spirits there. 
Xiaobao: oh.
Yao: I own Annan though.
Meng Shi: mn. 
Babies, meet Huahua. 
*sits and put taihua on her lap* 
Xiaobao: hii taihua. I'm your new brother.
Call me, San ge.
Taihua: San ge. You look very fun.
Xiaobao: of course I am!
Taihua: are you going to be cool with Song gege? 
Xiaobao: yup. 
This is Xiaoyu, your big sis.
Taihua: oh waw! Hey Xiaoyu. 
Xiaoyu: you're a princess?
Taihua: mhm. 
Xiaoyu: I'm one too! 
And don't worry, Hua. I'll share my toys with you. 
Taihua: and I'll share mine with you too! But dont touch my gifts that Song gege gave me. 
Xiaoyu: I understand. I'm close to my gege too!
Wen Ruohan: *enters* Yao'er. So this is your adopted son with Meng blood. 
Xiaoyu: *scared* Nainai.
Meng Shi: he won't hurt you, dear.
Taihua: that's just yeye.
Yao: yes A-Die, isn't he lovely? 
Xiaobao: no offense, but you look so scary. 
Wen Ruohan: offense? That's a compliment. 
I'm Wen Ruohan, the former Wen sect leader! But now I'm Meng Shi's concubine.
Xiaobao: you're my yeye then?? So cool!
Wen Ruohan: yup. 
I'm only scary towards Yao'er's concubines.
Xue yang: no you're not.
Wen Ruohan: xue gui fei, would you mind.
Xiaobao: xue gui fei?
Yao: ah, now to introduce you to team dimple.
This is Xue yang, Xue gui fei.
Xue yang: 'sup.
Xiaobao: are you a relative of Xiaoyu? Her name is supposed to be xue lianqing, but she lost her memory for a while and we adopted her.
Xue yang: I don't really know actually. 
I grew up on the streets in Kuizhou.
Xiaobao: oh, how tragic. 
Xiaoyu's entire clan was massacred. And my family were good friends with the xues.
Xue yang: huh. What a surprise to see a fellow xue. 
Jiggy, I made her! Just for you. Just for you Jiggy.
Yao: *laughing* yangyang, this is not the time. 
Xue yang:  then when is the time, Jiggy. 
*hugs* Jiggy, I love you.
Rusong: you'll get used to it.
Xiaobao: team dimple is something else! I could look at them and laugh all day.
Mo xuanyu: Xiaobao, you're just like Yao gege! Fabulous as always. 
I'm your uncle mo, and I can give you a makeover if you like.
Xiaobao: I'll keep that in mind.
Su she: well you know me already. And Suyin is my cousin and head member of the Moling Su sect.
Xiaobao: yea. I'm a little familiar with you.
Suyin: Minshan. *points to Xichen* is that the Lan Zhan who gave you hard time? I'll give him a piece of my mind.
Su she: no no, that's his brother, Lan lips. 
Suyin: what? Lan. Lips is his name? 
Su she: it's actually Lan Xichen. But he's just as irritating. He always takes up Huangdi's attention.
Suyin: but Huangdi belongs to team dimple, well  it's the other way around.
Anyways I want to meet Lan zhan.
Meng Shi: oh Suyin, why do you want to see whiny zhan? There's nothing interesting about him.
Suyin: taihou, I hated how he treated Minshan, as well as Yao Huangdi. So I want to beat him up.
Meng Shi: oh my. 
You're a lot like your cousin. 
Xichen: ah, Taihou. You see I just mind my business 
Xiaobao, welcome to the family. I'm Lan Xichen.
Xiaobao: hey. Nice to meet you. You know Huaien can pass as a Lan sect member.
He's gorgeous too.
Xichen: that's right. He's very goodlooking and elegant.
But he seems shy.
Xiaobao: he'll open up soon. 
Xichen: I'm an introvert whisperer.
Huaisang: hey Xiaobao. So you're a Meng? That is really interesting.
Xiaobao: yea, and I'm happy I'm here.
I'm glad that the Meng dynasty is progressing. 
Huaisang: I'm happy too.
Mo xuanyu: Huaisang was shady. Like really shady. 
But he's afraid of Wen Ruohan so. 
Huaisang: xuanyu shhh!! I don't know anything at all.
Mo xuanyu: Huaisang, you know I'll call you out. Team d is the most real people you can meet.
And Xiaobao needs to know. 
Xiaobao: A-Die sure has some dramatic  people in his harem. Guess he's never bored.
Yao: you're right.
Mingjue: I'm nie Mingjue. Huaisang's elder brother.
Jiang cheng: and I'm Jiang cheng.
Xiaobao: ah, cool. Nice to meet you. 
Yao: I'm so glad you met everyone, dear.
Now time to unlock your hulijing attributes. 
Can you please kneel. 
Xiaobao: yea *kneels*
Team dimple: *kneels* 
Yao: not you, team dimple. 
Rusong: team d, can you simp a little later? 
Xiaobao: *closes eyes* 
Yao: *rests his thumb on Xiaobao's chest* 
Thereafter, his fox tail and ears appeared.
Yao: there you go.
Xiaobao: wooohoo!! I'm a fox!! I'm a hulijing! I'm so happy, A-Die! Huaien, look!
Do I look cute?
Huaien: *caresses his cheek* very cute* 
Xiaobao: heehee.
Rusong: you look fabulous. 
Xiaobao: thank you Rusong gege!
Xiaoyu: gege, can I touch your hulijing tail? 
Xiaobao: sure! 
Meng Shi: this is pure happiness, Yao'er. 
Yao: isn't it precious. *smile* 
Meng shi: he deserves all the love. 
Yao: definitely. *signals an attendant, who brought a tray with a golden hairpiece (guan) with a jade hairpin, a ceal and a couple of valuable gifts. 
Xiaobao: are these for me? 
Yao: all for you! Then I'll gift Xiaoyu something. 
*puts the guan in his hair* you're officially a Meng Dianxia, so you deserve a guan. 
I'll design you guans to look like the golden hairpieces you wear on a daily basis. 
I figured you like that style.
Xiaobao: thank you! But this one is beautiful too! 
Yao: this is your Dianxia ceal. And these are just boxes of precious gems, gold and ornaments. 
Xiaobao: I love that!! 
Yao: I have already commissioned clothes and jewelry for you and Xiaoyu, as well as these beautiful outfits for tomorrow. 
Xiaobao: tomorrow? Is there any event?
Yao: of course there is. I'm hosting a party for you. 
Everyone must know that you're a part of the Meng family.
Xiaobao: I can't wait! 
Jingyi: A-Die's parties are always the best.
Rusong: yea. Last time we got a chocolate fountain.
Xiaobao: REALLTY??? I heard that's really exotic! 
Rusong: Nothings really exotic when it comes to A-Die. 
Jingyi: remember when xue yang got a sugar rush?!
Rusong: oh gosh *laughing* he was bouncing off the walls.
Jingyi: we should ban him from the chocolate fountain.
Xue yang: oh you try! 
Xiaobao: why is he like this.
Rusong: he has a crazy sweet tooth. And A-Die always gives him candy. 
But it's just a coping mechanism and the childhood trauma. 
You recognize his broken finger?
Xiaobao: no? 
I thought he just liked fancy gloves to be honest.
Rusong: some idiot rolled over his hand and broke his finger, when he wanted candy. 
Xiaobao: that's so cruel. 
Xiaoyu: *thugs on his sleeve* Huangdi diedie. What are you going to gift me? 
Yao: well dear *lifts her up* All Meng ladies deserve Meng jewelry. 
Qin Su: here you go, baby. *puts a bracelet on her hand* You're also a Meng now. 
Xiaoyu: oooo shiney. Thank you A-niang! 
Qin Su: now you and Hua can match.
Yao: amazing..
Xiaobao, do you have a sword? Do you know how to play any instrument?
Xiaobao: yea I have a sword but I'm bad at swordfighting. It's not really my thing.
Yao: that's fine. I won't force you then. 
But if you wish to learn, I'll teach you. 
Xiaobao: thank you! Can you teach me music?! 
Yao: of course. We're a musical family, so you must. 
~~~ 
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