#I love when dudes have a divorce that is 150% their fault and then their life implodes

[froody]

dudes when they ask their wife for a divorce because they want to upgrade to a newer model and their wife takes the marital assets she’s entitled to and the alimony she deserves after spending years with her career on hold so she raise his kids and care of ‘his’ home:

[livvyofthelake]

ranking them considering both how much i like them as characters, and how good they are at being gay (which will be used as an umbrella term for this post) enjoy <3

16. dead fucking last. you may have seen this coming. charles fairchild. how dare he share a name with charles smith. you’ll never be charles smith. cunt.

15. kieran. i always seem to enjoy kieran when i’m actually reading about him (outside of lady midnight), but seeing as i am not currently reading about him. he sucks! he’s not last tho because he literally has blue hair and pronouns which is funny

14. will herondale. loses points for only being bisexual via author’s tumblr post and not the actual books. also he occupies a very tiny place in my mind rn so he can’t get very high sorry king

13. i’m so sorry. matthew fairchild. hate ranking you so low bestie but if you’re gonna be bisexual you can’t be doing love triangle drama. i know it’s a complex situation, but still. you could have picked any motherfucker in london to be your Designated Unrequited Love. dude u could have even gone with james

12. jem carstairs. same thing as will re: bisexuality. he ranks higher though because he was a shadowhunter monk for 150 years which is gayer than being dead

11. mark blackthorn. he’s kinda lame lol. not my fault him and kieran were cassie’s flop gays until like. the goddamn last minute when them and cristina all decided to do fun faerie royalty polyamory. they could be a sitcom fr i bet they get up to all kinds of shenanigans with random trolls in central park and such

10. helen blackthorn, who i love dearly. i feel bad putting her so low. but man she’s barely in those books… she does get to rank higher than her brother (well. one of them at least) tho because she is not in love with kieran god bless

9. aline penhallow. wish she had been written AFTER cassie realized lesbians deserve to be fully realized characters too and not before. love tho how kissing jace was what made her go wait i actually like women…

8. ty blackthorn. he is mid on this list because a) sherlock holmes fan. corny! b) character who is clearly gay coded but too busy doing necromancy on his dead twin to do anything about it. and c) he is literally fifteen which is like. fully deranged in any context but especially in his case

7. thomas lightwood…. my close friend :) he is both very bad at being gay and also soooo good at it. do not know how to explain this. he’s a freak but also he’s sooo nice and kind and perfect… he’s also terminally closeted except actually everybody knows because he’s bad at hiding it but also no one is going to say anything because it would be awkward… but yeah no everybody who’s anybody knows. god bless him he thinks he’s hiding it really well. maybe he is to the likes of james and lucie, who think being gay is just for cool people like anna and magnus. oh god bless their hearts

6. ariadne bridgestock. love her to pieces, she’s doing her best… her best at being gay however is not as good as some of these other bitches… however she also literally has lesbian sex IN the book. so. she gets to be higher than the tragedy that is helen and aline </3 also she’s fun and insane and i think she’s really neat

5. kit herondale, my best friend, my blorbo from my books from high school <3 he’s literally recovering from his gay teen divorce rn. what’s gayer than that. also. sherlock holmes fan enabler.

4. alastair carstairs, incredible at being gay fr. he’s giving ben evans in like three separate ways. mostly tho because his little sister is a redhead with main character disease and a magic sword. i love how cassie and holly just copy each other all the time. sorry for throwing this random nicheish reference in this post as if it means something to you guys. anyway he’s my buddy :)

3. alec lightwood. imagine getting banned for saying what alec lightwood did to the 400 year old high warlock of brooklyn. no need to say more here

2. anna lightwood… first of all she fucked virginia woolf so jot that down. secondly this bitch is insane. and finally she’s my friend <3 probably one of the best gay people ever not even just in shadowhunter media. name one other fictional dyke who’s like a guy who’s a fancy lady but a girl but also genderless but also literally filled with gender in the hottest possible way.

1. um not only is he the best gay character in all of cassie’s extended work, he’s also my very close friend and my blorbo from my books from seventh grade. of course it’s magnus bane <3 not only is he incredible at being gay, he’s incredible at being a character… and matthew thinks his waistcoats are legendary. and he’s like clary’s eccentric uncle. and he’s 400 years old. and harry shum jr slayed the house down when he played him. genuinely should have gotten him an emmy. no justice in this world

shadowhunter chronicles gay people ranked

[danifelt-blog]

200 questions tag

200: My crush’s name is: 
mitch grassi 199: I was born in: ohio 198: I am really: 
idk 197: My cellphone company is: 
sprint 196: My eye color is: 
green/hazel 195: My shoe size is: 
8 194: My ring size is: 
8? 193: My height is: 
5'3 192: I am allergic to: 
cigarette smoke and pet dander 191: My 1st car was: 
i can't drive 190: My 1st job was: 
i never had one 189: Last book you read: 
note to self by connor franta 188: My bed is: 
a bottom bunk ,, not that comfy 187: My pet:
2 cats, gabi and max and fy-sh the fish 186: My best friend: 
idk i have a few 185: My favorite shampoo is: idk what it is 184: Xbox or ps3: 
xbox 183: Piggy banks are: 
cool ig 182: In my pockets: 
nothing 181: On my calendar: nothing i don't fill it out 180: Marriage is: 
fine 179: Spongebob can: 
SAVE MY LIFE,, ITS MY FAVORITE 178: My mom: 
is nice sometimes 177: The last three songs I bought were: 
sign of the times, the ptx ep, fashion by jon bellion 176: Last YouTube video watched: 
"becoming a fidget spinner- pewdiepie" lmao 175: How many cousins do you have? 
7 that i know of 174: Do you have any siblings? 
a sister and brother 173: Are your parents divorced? 
no 172: Are you taller than your mom? 
no 171: Do you play an instrument? 
i kind of can play the keyboard 170: What did you do yesterday? 
went out to eat, showered, did my makeup, went to a party [I BELIEVE IN….] 169: Love at first sight:
yes 168: Luck: 
yes 167: Fate: 
yes 166: Yourself: 
sometimes 165: Aliens: 
100% 164: Heaven: 
yes 163: Hell: 
yes 162: God: 
yes 161: Horoscopes: 
yes 160: Soul mates: 
yes 159: Ghosts: 
yes 158: Gay Marriage: 
yes yes yes 157: War: 
no 156: Orbs: 
yes 155: Magic: 
no [THIS OR THAT] 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: 
neither 152: Phone or Online: 
online 151: Red heads or Black haired: 
black haired 150: Blondes or Brunettes: 
brunettes 149: Hot or cold:
cold 148: Summer or winter: 
summer 147: Autumn or Spring:
autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: 
vanilla 145: Night or Day: 
night 144: Oranges or Apples: 
apple's 143: Curly or Straight hair: 
straight 142: McDonalds or Burger King: 
mcdonald's 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: 
milk chocolate 140: Mac or PC: 
mac 139: Flip flops or high heels: 
flip flops 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: 
doesn't matter 137: Coke or Pepsi: 
coke 136: Hillary or Obama: 
obama 135: Buried or cremated:
buried 134: Singing or Dancing:
singing 133: Coach or Chanel: 
chanel 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: 
who?? 131: Small town or Big city:
big city 130: Wal-Mart or Target: 
target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: 
manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: 
uh i live in east but i wanna be in west :( 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: 
flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: 
disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
idc [HERE’S WHAT I THINK ABOUT] 122: War: 
scares me stop please 121: George Bush: 
don't care 120: Gay Marriage:
yes 100% support it 119: The presidential election: 
disappointing 118: Abortion: 
pro choice 117: MySpace:
uh idk 116: Reality TV:
don't watch tv 115: Parents:
mine are cool 114: Back stabbers:
i know too many 113: Ebay: 
outdated and weird 112: Facebook:
i spend too much time on it 111: Work:
i don't work but i mean its cool 110: My Neighbors: i have new neighbors on both sides of my house i don't mind them 109: Gas Prices: they're okay ? idk i don't drive i don't pay attention 108: Designer Clothes:
im broke 107: College: 
i hope i can go 106: Sports: 
no thank you 105: My family: 
chill i guess 104: The future: idk [LAST TIME I….] 103: Hugged someone: 
yesterday 102: Last time you ate:
an hour ago 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
yesterday 100: Cried in front of someone: 
friday, at a cat commercial 99: Went to a movie theater: 
friday 98: Took a vacation: 
2 years ago 97: Swam in a pool: 
a year ago 96: Changed a diaper: 
never have 95: Got my nails done: 
a month and 1/2 ago 94: Went to a wedding: 
never been to one 93: Broke a bone:
never have 92: Got a piercing: 
never have 91: Broke the law: 
not sure 90: Texted: 
like a few hours ago 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
idk 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: 
my cats 87: The last movie I saw:
everything, every thing 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: summer vacation ( 4 days..,) and all the plans i have 85: The thing I’m not looking forward to: exams this week 84: People call me:
emily 83: The most difficult thing to do is: idk 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: 
no 81: My zodiac sign is: 
aries 80: The first person i talked to today was: 
ryan 79: First time you had a crush:
idk 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
all my friends they find out everything 🤦🏼‍♀️ 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: 
yesterday 76: Right now I am talking to: 
no one 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: 
i want to get into cosmetology 74: I have/will get a job: 
next year probably 73: Tomorrow: 
have to go to school and take two exams 72: Today: 
woke up, ate, watched spongebob 71: Next Summer:
this summer? uh idk im going to teen camp, seeing pentatonix, yuhhh 70: Next weekend: not sure yet 69: I have these pets:
2 cats and a fish 68: The worst sound in the world: 
babies crying 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: 
mitch grassi 66: People that make you happy: 
a lot of people 65: Last time I cried: 
friday at the movies 64: My friends are: cool 🤷🏼‍♀️ 63: My computer is: 
don't have one 62: My School: 
stebbins 61: My Car: 
don't have one 60: I lose all respect for people who: 
are homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc 59: The last movie I cried at was:
everything everything 58: Your hair color is: 
brunette 57: TV shows you watch: 
spongebob dude 56: Favorite web site:
facebook 55: Your dream vacation: 
californiaaa 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: 
idk 53: How do you like your steak cooked: 
don't like steak 52: My room is: 
kinda messy, boring 51: My favorite celebrity is: 
harry styles bro 50: Where would you like to be: 
washington, it's always rainy 49: Do you want children: 
no 48: Ever been in love: 
no 47: Who’s your best friend:
i have a few 46: More guy friends or girl friends: 
girl friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: 
sleeping 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: 
m i t c h g r a s s i 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: 
what's that 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: 
no 41: Have you pre-named your children: 
no 40: Last person I got mad at: 
idk 39: I would like to move to: 
california 38: I wish I was a professional: 
mua [MY FAVORITES….] 37: Candy:
reese's 36: Vehicle:
idc 35: President: 
obama 34: State visited:
tennessee i guess, i don't really remember it though 33: Cellphone provider: 
sprint 32: Athlete: 
idc 31: Actor: 
don't have one 30: Actress: 
don't have one 29: Singer: 
i have a lot but ; dodie clark, everyone from ptx 28: Band: 
panic! at the disco 27: Clothing store: 
h&m is nice ? forever 21 26: Grocery store: meijer? idk 25: TV show: 
i like shameless before i kinda stopped watching it 24: Movie:
idk fault in our stars never gets old 23: Website: 
facebook 22: Animal: 
cats 21: Theme park: 
kings island 20: Holiday:
christmas 19: Sport to watch: 
football ?? idk 18: Sport to play: volleyball i suck tho 17: Magazine: 
i don't read them 16: Book: 
again tfious 15: Day of the week: 
friday 14: Beach: 
never been to one 13: Concert attended: 
i really liked the one direction concert but the most lit melanie martinez bc i got to go with my pals 12: Thing to cook: 
i don't really cook 11: Food: 
pasta 10: Restaurant: 
chipotle 9: Radio station: 
channel 99.9 8: Yankee candle scent: cotton candy or salt water taffy 7: Perfume:
ari by ariana grande 6: Flower: 
roses 5: Color:
black 4: Talk show host: ellen 3: Comedian: 
i don't have one 2: Dog breed: 
golden retrievers 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? 
probably not