#I love thisssssssss

[perfectlysafeandhealthy]

teacher: so youre telling me..you werent able to practice because there was a snake in your flute???

you: yes thats exactly what i said

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

[possession1981-moving]

LIZ Heya (2024) for @shanbini

[storge]

I can't believe she let her guard down in this place.

The Deliberations of Love (2023)

[glados-kisser]

I HAVE MY MOM SHOWING ME HER FAVORITE SONGS FROM THE 80S RN I AM THRIVING A LOT RN IM NGL.

[jamja]

I l

𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞.ᐟ

⋆｡ﾟYou, new to Hell and clueless about everything, pass them on the street and give them a polite smile and wave ﾟ｡⋆

— Lucifer, Alastor, Vox, Angel Dust

Lucifer watches as you shine your sharp teeth at him in a genuine smile with furrowed eyebrows. When he noticed you waving, he awkwardly waves back with his cane and watches you walk away. After his years of isolation, his name has definitely lost a lot of weight, but still sinners don’t just casually wave and smile at him. How odd.

Alastor meets your smile with his own, although it’s his default expression, it does grow at the sight of you. What was someone so cheery and naive doing in Hell? And smiling at him of all Demons, like he was just any other sinner? Oh you might just be a perfect asset for Charlie’s hotel.

Vox flashes you his signature showmanship smile, but pauses when you just walk past him. Normally when someone smiles and waves at him, they want something. Either information about VoxTec or the Vee’s plans, he was always selling something. Yet you waved and kept walking, like you didn’t even know who he was. It was interesting to say the least.

Angel Dust is used to attention, wanted or otherwise, so random Demons waving and smiling at him were normal. What wasn’t normal was the lack of malice behind your smile, and the fact that you kept walking instead of trying to buy him for the night. He watched you continue down the street and wondered just how soon Charlie would snatch you up.

First time writing for these characters so I hope it’s okay

[quokkabite]

get snailed

😮😮😮🤯🤯🤯🤯

well shucks 😔😔😔😔😔😔 i guess you got me 🤷🤷🤷

SIKE!!!!!!!!

GET DUCKED!!!!!

[auburniivenus]

‘there are no bargains between lions and men.’

Lions   reign   supreme,   magnificent   yet   inhumane   in   their   dominion.   These   sovereigns   embark   upon   their   pursuits   with   a   primal   elegance,   imprisoning   men   as   their   unwitting   victims,   disconnecting   heads   and   spirits   with   equal   indifference.   Within   humanity's   labyrinthine   corridors,   Cazador   assumes   the   mantle   of   such   a   beast,   an   immortal   predator   lusting   for   ambition   and   avarice.   His   urge   for   supremacy   is   unquenchable,   his   empire   expanding   like   a   shadow   at   dusk,   morphing   into   an   abyss   of   impenetrable   darkness.   It’s   here,   in   this   realm   of   opulent   tyranny,   that   souls,   fragile   and   forsaken,   strive   to   navigate   the   capricious   whims   of   their   overlord.

"Perhaps   your   insight   holds   some   merit."   Auburn   maiden   ventures,   her   voice   a   whisper   soaring   on   the   wings   of   tentative   hope.   Her   palm,   a   pale   specter   in   the   fading   licht,   gestures   in   a   plea   for   understanding.   "But,   have   you   contemplated   the   notion,   my   lord?   A   covenant   wherein   you   offer   indulgence,   and   in   return,   we   proffer   our   obedience   more   devoutly.   Should   you   elect   to   grace   us   with   a   semblance   of   benevolence,   imagine   what   we   might   achieve   in   your   reverence.   Bestow   upon   us   some   degree   of   dignity,   and   I   assure   you,   the   dividends   will   far   exceed   your   expectations."   As   she   speaks,   a   burst   of   tangerine   light   coalesces,   mending   the   fractured   window   with   a   display   of   heretofore   unseen   power.   Her   lineage,   unbeknownst   to   him,   is   not   that   of   the   normal   stock;   her   predecessors   were   beings   of   considerable   influence,   and   her   heritage   is   a   beacon   of   unexplored   potential.

"I   bear   no   hatred   towards   you   for   the   life   you   bestowed   upon   me."   Continues,   her   tone   imbued   with   a   solemn   grace.   "Yet,   if   I’m   to   serve,   let   it   be   a   service   characterized   by   honor,   not   deterioration.   I   refuse   to   suffer   in   squalor,   subsisting   on   vermin,   while   you   luxuriate   in   the   spoils   of   your   conquests."   Orihime   turns   to   face   the   vampire   lord,   her   silhouette   a   study   in   elegance   against   the   backdrop   of   the   chamber.

@fallesto

[bisexual-horror-fan]

BEX. I THINK I'M CATCHING FEELINGS FOR A GUY THAT LIVES ~8000KM/5000MILES AWAY FROM ME. AND I THINK HE MIGHT BE TOO???

WHAT THE LIVING HELL DO I DO????

As a person who has caught feelings for a dude who is around 3,000 miles away from me in a different country and on a different coast? Just trying to make it work man, carving out the time for each other in our busy lives where we can and being honest. Which can be easier said than done for a lot of people, but thus far I have found him more than worth it.

[44-mr-midnight-44]

@nkgrimmie LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK

@chromaticlera you too

AU where everyone’s alive and Purple and Gold try to get their respective parents together in the ultimate plan to become siblings.

Gimme name ideas for this au!

[harveysweakness]

hey sweetie thank you sm for taking my request!! could you do a harvey x reader where the reader is mikes sister but she works at a different law firm as a junior partner. they’re dating and she comes to visit for something important and mike asks why she came and it’s only then that harvey realizes they’re siblings. (i truly do not know if this makes any sense at all whatsoever)

A/N: I LOVE THISSSSSSSSS

"You shouldn't have given it to me," you laughed, holding his Black Amex in one hand, your phone in the other.

"Well, I knew it would be safe if you had it in your purse."

You hummed, knowing he had a point and appreciating the compliment.

"I know it's a lot to ask, but I really need it for this client meeting," Harvey continued.

"You are lucky that I have a break," you replied, already reaching for your purse.

“Thank you, sweetheart. I’ll see you soon.”

Hanging up and throwing your phone in your purse you grabbed your coat and scarf and headed out the door.

——-

As soon as you’d exited the elevator you were greeted by Donna.

“Donna!” You exclaimed warmly, a little shocked when she pulled you in for a hug.

“You are my favorite person,” she said, looking serious.

“Why?” You giggled.

“Harvey actually told Mike he was proud of him this morning.”

“No,” you gasped, starting your walk towards Harvey's office.

“It’s because you put him in a good mood.”

“Glad to be of service,” you replied with a smirk.

"Oh, I'm sure you ar- Mike, how are you?"

"Y/N, what are you doing here?" your brother asked, pulling you in for a hug.

"Unfortunately, not for you big brother."

A small choke from behind you made you turn. Your face softened at your boyfriend's apparent shock.

"Big brother?" he asked once he'd cleared his throat.

"You didn't know?" Mike questioned, his expression nearly matching Harvey's.

"I wasn't told," he responded, his tone cold, giving you a steely gaze before walking away.

"Shit," you muttered, before going after him. You waited until you’d both entered his office and closed the door before speaking.

“Harvey, I’m sorry, I thought you knew.”

“Bullshit, and you know it.”

“We never tried to hide it,” you responded.

“And you never exactly told me either.”

“I couldn’t let it ruin him,” you said softly.

“Mike?” Harvey questioned, confused.

“He was worried it would change things between you. He was worried you’d refuse to work with him.”

He sighed. “Do you really think I’d do that?”

“I don’t know how you two work.”

“I would never fire Mike because-“

“I didn’t say fire, Harvey. Tell me this isn’t going to affect the relationship you two have.”

“Relationship?” He scoffed. “We work together, Y/N.”

“You care about him,” you replied, “Whether you admit it or not.”

“Fine,” he sighed, “you win.”

“It’s not always about winning,” you murmured, moving over to him and gently fixing the lapels of his jacket. “I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay. Does this mean I have to see him at family dinners?”

“Who said you were invited to family dinners?” You smirked, your heart warming at the thought of Harvey thinking about such a thing. Tugging lightly on his jacket, he understood and leaned down to press his lips to yours.

He only realized after you’d left that he’d forgotten to ask for his card, until he’d looked at his desk and saw it sitting there with a sticky note saying ‘I love you.’

[badbatchergray]

Omgggg I love thisssssssss #shoutout to my dad

[f4y3w00d5]

CHAT

LOOK

I DID ITTTTTTTTTT

IDK IF I DID IT RIGHT BUT LIKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE AN IT TASTES SO GOODDDDDDDDDDD

LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE THISSSSSSSSS

[missowo]

Devil and Princess!!

SCREMIMG YESSS!!! DEMON IS FREE!!!!!! ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

WHHWWHWHWHJWHEHEB!!!!! THIS IS SKJSJAJSJWJWJW

A Devil’s eye meets An Angel’s eye

@missowo is amazing. I absolutely loved drawing your Player persona

[mattscoquette]

wanna squish matts face and call him my cutie sweetie pie 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

- 💐

thisssssssss i just wanna love on him

[deafeningfanlight23]

I NEED A TSAMS X HAZBIN HOTEL CROSSOVER 😭

Just imagine this, my tsams-obsessed friends I actually don't know! :D

Moon is making together with Angel Dust s*x jokes because both find it funny, Lunar observes in curiosity and closely how Nifty tries to kill those bugs and ultimately helps her with this and both act like silly children, Sun is just at Husk's bar, drinks and questions what the purpose of life while Husk is just:" The f*ck o.o" [GOOD OL' EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, AM I RIGHT? :'D], Charlie tells Earth her plans about redeeming demons and Earth is INSTANTLY hooked by it and enthusiastic, Eclipse is just stuck with Alastor and both have this passive-manipulation thingy in their conversation, Solar is with Sir Pentious and both just chatter, and Bloodmoon is causing pure destruction with Cherry Bomb and while Cherry Bomb is ranged combat, Bloodmoon is close combat! :D

LIKE I WOULD LOVE THISSSSSSSSS :D

[roxannarambles]

ignore thisssssssss

random thought but. I think hunter would have loved mlp. I bet luz woulda gotten him into it. he'd be super annoyed at first at her making him watch it. but then he'd get sucked into it. I think he would have liked twilight the most. the socially awkward nerdy outsider learning about the magic of friendship prob would have been relatable to him.

*sigh* also guys, headcanon for my own fanfic. I realized . . . when luz is wearing the necklace hunter gave her, and she hugs hunter, that necklace is very very close to hunter's heart. it would resonate with its own piece. her necklace would start to glow.

it would stay like that for a while after she's hugged him, charged up, glowing. would probably enhance the strength of her spells, too.

hello yes feeling sick over my own fanfic again (I am so lame)

my damned stupid brain. has me thinking about this song too. how much it suits them.

Push me out and I pull you closer When you think that it's all over Know that you will never be unloved by me Oh, you're bigger than this moment Might be bad but you're not broken Know that you will never be unloved by me

'Cause I know what you're made of I know what you're made of . . .