#I love my postal dolls

[girlboss-marv]

Finally. I can make two Dudes kiss.

[suchscary]

What do you think about POSTAL 2 getting an update, this month, 20 years after it was released?

Sign my petition, damn it!

what do you think about my fashion doll collection

[lunatic-pudge]

A Postal Birthday!

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Hey gang! It's my birthday, so here's a little set of headcanons of Postal Dude celebrating your birthday! Got some stuff coming down the pipeline so be on the look out. :D

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-Now Dude isn't one who's gonna be going all out for your birthday. He tends to treat the day as any other but with a little more consideration for you

-Will probably act like it's his birthday as well (spoiled brat). Will want your undivided attention. Will moan and whine if you plan to spend the day with friends instead of him

-Would be a little more protective of you during the day. Maybe even, dare I say, possessive. Ready to attack anyone if they dare look at you even slightly wrong. This will lead to some jealous/birthday sex later

-Now let's look at how the many Dude would specifically wanna celebrate your birthday:

•P1 and P4 would prefer to stay in for the day. For P1, it would be cause of his paranoia while P4 just wants to be lazy

•P1 would try to make the day special by giving you any sort of sweets he has available. He'd probably give you a gun as a present and teach you how to use it if you don't know how

•P4 just wants to be able to laze around and not do much. He'd prefer to spend the day on his couch all cuddled up under his beloved Krotchy blanket, watching cheesy movies and having a good laugh

•P2, P3, and Movie Dudes would be more open to going out and actually doing stuff. By the end of the night, you're patching these goobers up cause of the chaos they cause

•P2 is getting you the latest Krotchy doll. He can't help himself. It's his go-to gift idea for people he cares about. Then you two will be eating at the local Cock Asian or getting some pizza. Loves showing you off and will your birthday as an excuse to get discounts on any gifts you want

•P3 is causing chaos. He's taking you on a riveting adventure full of chaos and kitties. Not gonna lie, I can see him taking you to the local strip club to celebrate. He's so cringe but it adds to his charm somehow. He makes it known that it's your special day and gets in several fights with people cause they're tired of hearing him yap. Why is he like this? Can I marry this man plz?

•Movie Dude is the most sane Dude of the bunch. He tries so hard to give you a normal and fun experience but being Dude, chaos is bound to follow him. He plans a romantic date but it inevitably ends up in a shootout cause he accidentally pissed off the wrong person.

[bigboipyromaniac]

Can I request Postal dude? Like he has an s/o be the complete opposite of him-? He is all sarcastic and scary looking while they are all friendly and cute looking (all soft, pink and stuff basically pastel) and they love their equal opportunist lunatic husband so much

I love opposites attract trope

oh my glorpness, i love this trope

ok ok now

HEAR ME OUT

He loves the pink and all, he thinks its cute and all, but he'll somehow corrupt you. he's not gonna force you to wear all black, he would never.

BUT

he may want you to wear some of his clothes, which some are a bit.. lets say... not your style. but! you love him so much youll wear his shirts.

Now some might say that him and Champ are the guard dogs, but its probably you who's doing all the guarding, he just look scary! you're the one with all the weapons

ok but for real tho

he's so protective of you, he's always giving you like different weapons when you go out

"ok now be careful with this!"

"this is a Krotchy doll..."

somehow convinced you to keep a grenade launcher? where the hell are you keeping that ???

oh well, now no one is going to bother you!

i like to think when he goes out, maybe to do his chores or what not, he likes to buy you little pink things, either thats a snack or something small that reminds him of you.

last time, he gave you someone's stomach... i mean, its pink? its the thought that counts.

his home is def filled with your stuff, it might be a mess but its a pretty mess :3 like if anyone were to visit they can pick out all the shit you placed around the house.

Champ is gonna have a pink sparkly collar instead of his red one, Postal Dude would know you did it, but is going to remove it? No?? why would he, plus he's starting to think Champs color is pink now.

he may steal some of your socks or shirts... just. saying.

overall i think Postal Dude would not care what type of clothes you'll wear, hell he's trying to take off the clothes by how freaky he is!

DUDE

speaking of beds!!

i know your ass would have a shit ton of plushies on the bed, Postal Dude would def pretend to fight with them when your both in bed, but if you're not home and he's in bed, he's def grabbing one of the to sleep on.

he'll probably make some dumb excuse like "oh i just rolled over and they were right there!" never believe his ass!!!! He missed you and the closes thing he got that smelled like you was the plush.

[nelle-y]

Revived Flames pt. 1

Synopsis: You and Wriothesley had always been close with each other, but since he started working more hours in the fortress, it seems that connection is fading…

C/W: Wriothesley x gn!reader, slight angst (it aint there yet but it’s coming!), fiance!Wriothesley, literally one paragraph is suggestive, slightly proofread

Note: this was kinda hard to write, I couldn’t think of anything so this one’s a bit short

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Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Almost a year has passed since you’ve seen Wriothesley, now. It was unfair, being apart from the love of your life, the ache in your chest tearing you to shreds as days flew by.

There were times, however, when your heart would waltz into revived flames when he wrote to you—much like today, your birthday.

The greatest gift of all, just a sliver of him to embrace; you eagerly approached your mailbox. A white envelope hid inside, a postage stamp to your address at the back along with a drawing of the Fortress of Meropide decorating it. You opened the letter to read its contents, almost tripping your way inside your home.

“My dearest Y/N,

May the archons bring you the happiest of birthdays. Every morning I wake, I always find myself fondling for your warmth.”

Oh, fondling. You’re riled up from imagining it—his hands grasping the sheets as he urged closer to rapture—biting a swirk from your face.

He asks about the events you’ve come across, if you had any new friends and so on. He updates you on his life at the fortress, how Sigewinne has been getting along with the inmates, and how much he misses you.

“Though I may not be with you today, I will be in two weeks time. The Iudex has granted me a short vacation after celebrating the 25th anniversary of the Fortress of Meropide. So, prepare your finest clothes, my dear, for I will be taking you to the finest restaurant in town. I intend to make up for lost time, if you’ll allow me.”

Of course you’ll allow it! Your heart leaps with joy as a childish smile paints your cheeks. You press the letter against your chest and sigh.

The ink from your pen bleeds through the paper as you ponder your response. Should you even? The post office takes several days—maybe a week or two—to send a letter. He would already be with you by the time it reaches his office. You wouldn’t want to be impolite, though. Maybe you should write back; there’s nothing wrong with responding to your fiancé.

After all, you were always close with each other.

—

Two weeks have passed since your birthday. You have no idea if he’s even received your letter; the postal office was always understaffed, there were only so few mailmen to deliver thousands of packages.

You mentioned you would be waiting at the Fountain of Lucine the day of his arrival, so there was where you sat. You waited, and waited… and waited… and waited. Your dolled up hair was starting to lose its shape from the heat, sweat forming on your forehead from anticipation.

After a few minutes, your fiance finally made his way to your view. As you remembered: pools of blue shaded the same eyes, strands of grey highlighted the same dark hair. It’s Wriothesley! Him and his foxy smirk.

“Wriothesley!”

“Y/N!”

Your name sounds so fresh and new with his voice, especially after all this time. You reach for a hug, but he leans for a kiss. This leads to a struggle of whether to kiss or hug. After some ohs and uhms, you finally settle with a small embrace—his arms on your waist and yours around his neck. You let go after he kisses you on the cheek.

“Hi.”

“Hi,” you smile.

There’s a silence you weren’t used to feeling with Wriothesley. Usually, silence would be comfortable, but this felt… off? Like you were brand new acquaintances. You desperately search for conversation, only to be interrupted by him, “Oh, happy belated birthday!” He hands you a trinket made of wires and mechanical parts. “Sigewinne made this for you.”

“Awh, it’s adorable! Tell her I said thank you.”

He nods, smiling at you. The silence takes over once again. What now? “Shall we head off?” He picks up his luggage.

“Where?” You look at him cluelessly.

“…I actually don’t know.”

“Maybe we could go home, and drop off your stuff?”

“Yes, of course.”

So you went home—the walk to the Navia Line was silent, fingers itching to intertwine. Again and again, your pinkies were nearly touching, and your shoulders were inches away from brushing. The desire was there, and you both yearned for this moment, so why weren’t you seizing it?

“How was the celebration at the fortress?” You ask, sat beside him on the aquabus, Elphane giving her tour for the other passengers.

“It was so-so. The only thing that changed was the food—Tasses Ragout, lasagna, macarons, and local sodas. Other than that, business was usual that day.”

“Ah,” should you express sympathy for the lack of celebration? Did Wriothesley even expect a fancy party? Was he sad about it? It’s difficult to read his face now, it’s gone more stoic than you remember. You say nothing after that, and he doesn’t ask any questions. Not a word was said the rest of the ride.

-to be continued-

Part 2 is hereee

[genitorturerss]

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-ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛꜱ-

I like a whole bunch of movies (mainly horror), collecting cool stuff, drawing, games, & exploring outside. I collect stuff such as bones, antiques, records, dvds, cds, & many other trinkets. I looove drawing a lot. I like some games such as COF, Postal, Mortal Kombat, Resident evil, Silent hill, DOOM, Blood, Afraid of Monsters, Minecraft, & many more. Some of my favorite movies are Dazed & Confused, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, House of 1000 corpses (love Rob Zombie movies!), Zero Day, & Tombstone! I do also rlly like William Hellfire & Joey Smack.

-ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ-

I use any pronouns & I dont mind what you call me! I love animals & my favorite might be bats or mice! I love going outside & taking pictures of stuff & whatnot. I draw some traditional stuffs and I'll totally post some whenever I feel like it! I collect a lot like I said before and I absolutely adore collecting porcelain dolls! they're so precious to me. I have some rlly sucky social anxiety so I might be awkward when talking to new people </3 I also really like candles & incense! Alsoo have a cat! shes super super cutes!

-ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ-

I love music a whole bunch & I have a pretty eclectic taste in music! My top artists may be KMFDM, Genitorturers, Jack off Jill, LSD & the Search for God, MSI, Title Fight, Elliott Smith, Strawberry Switchblade, Chemlab, Heelflip, & The Beatles! I had a huge thing for The Beatles a while ago but I still adore them! I like genres of goth, punk, rock, metal (mainly industrial & black metal), shoegaze, midwest emo, antifolk, some rap, older country & folk, & many more! I like basically anything ranging from the 1920s to now! Im up to listening to anything! I also have a whole bunch of records (abt 270ish) and some cds which im starting to collect and some I have burnt myself! Music is a fun topic for me :3

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:3 hai haiii hai hai haiiiii pls im cool pls pls

[lizzibennet]

i’ve always lived among people who had much more money than my family because my mom worked for rich people and my brother and i always got scholarships because of good grades. and so one of the things that always kind of bothered me was that my friends always had much cooler, cleaner, tidier houses than i did. we’d go to their places after school for homework or just to hang and there wouldn’t be a hair out of place. one of my friends had a mezzanine with comics and a nintendo wii especially for her to hang out with friends. the other lived in a corner house with a tennis court which i always admired when passing in front of and i literally freaked out when i realized he lived there. one of them had a barbie house taller than us, one had a pool, one had a rooftop pool and cherry trees that were blossoming when i was over, etc. and i would tell them wow your house is so cool. mine is so messy and always dirty, and if i want it clean i usually am the one who ends up cleaning it, and i do my own laundry whereas you even have maids everyday! and they’d shrug and be like it’s cool i guess. but it’s not my house, it’s my parents’.

and that would always give me pause.

i’d think about the completely out of place shell dish that lives on top of the living room rack for the sole reason that my mom puts the earrings she steals from me there so i can retrieve them if i leave before she’s woken up. i think about my dad’s “mess closet” which is precisely what it sounds like but it’s where he goes when i ask him for the shoemaker’s glue to fix my jelly shoes and for the mini electric saw he used to saw through one of my dolls’ neck (long story) and where he goes when my brother asks him for specific sized screwdrivers to open up his childhood remote controlled toys. i’d think about the laundry closet divided in two because my mom owns a lot of delicate work shirts and swears i wash them better than her (it’s the same washing machine at the same cycle). i’d think about the four little giraffes besides the tv - according to my mom, tallest to shortest representing my brother, me, my dad and my mom, which my dad has never loved because Obviously He Is Taller Than Me but encourages the cat to curl up next to them to sleep so he can take a picture and send our family whatsapp group named “grimy family”. i’d think about my brother’s car’s engine laying open in the garage because he couldn’t finish it in time before returning to uni and my dad carefully picking it all up and tidying before he returns except my dad really is kind of shit at tidying so it’s all just kinda. laying there. i’d think about my mom washing my clothes on the weekend and laying them at the foot of the stairs because i don’t like when she just shoves my stuff into my room even though clothing in the stairs obviously makes the living room look even worse. i’d think about the medicine books lining the living room table because my mom saw them at an auction and picked them up for me even though i’m not in med school yet and i’d think about the socks my dad leaves besides the cat besides the giraffes besides the tv because my mom often falls asleep watching the novela and gets cold feet and i’d think about the hideous rio de janeiro postal my brother brought me one day when he was on break that hangs in the kitchen and i’d think about the air fryer and the juicer my dad never fucking puts away and permanently now live atop the cooktop which has been broken since 2015 and i’d think about my jelly shoes under the chair where the cat likes to sleep with my smell near and my hair clip that broke the first time i went out with my girlfriend which my mom kept, you guessed it, on top of my representative giraffe because she thinks she wears it better than i do, even if it’s broken, that’s fine, doesn’t it still look so pretty? and i’d look around at the pristine white pillars and granite and impeccably kept real wood and the techy dishwashers and color changing lamps and king sized beds of my friends’ and i’d finally cave in and text grimy family and be like can any of u guys come get me. and 5 mins later my mom would say “your dad and i are on our way”. and i’d breathe a sigh of relief. and come back to the messy house in front of the square. it was either this one or the one between the family that owns the range rover and the police chief that owns the old reformed cadillac and i wanted this one and my dad immediately agreed even though he loves both cadillacs and jeeps and campaigned for the other house before. and i’d lay down in my silly little square front house in my bed with my cat and my parents next door and my brother’s empty room full of his correspondence next to my bathroom full of hair masks atop the cabinet. and i wouldn’t have it any other fucking way

[montydollcrew2]

My second Oberon finally got here the other day. First his release date was delayed by a week or so, then amiami took ages to actually ship him, then he got stuck in postal limbo and terrified me into thinking the package got lost, then I finally got to open him to find out that my one shipped without tights 😭 I contacted amiami about that but in the mean time he’s wearing the Harmonia body stocking I picked up earlier, which looks similar enough. (Thanks to his big fluffy boots though, the tights aren’t really visible anyway, but no one wants a part missing from a doll’s fullset)

Anyway I love him, his cape is so soft.

[fivemonsturzzzwowz]

my postal dude doll came early i am in love with him. my review is cozy enough to nap with

[angel-adventgarde]

Lil' rant post...about headcanons

long headcanon post up ahead...

I'm sorry but I love when people draw Postal 2 Dude, as like a a cringy loser twink...Because, I think he thinks hes tough and big and all that. But he's really not it's literally my headcanon lmao. I think he has a whole ass collection of krotchy dolls. Like a whole shrine sort of.

I haven't played the whole game of Postal 2, But I would think he has some manifesto that he's been working on for a long ass time. I feel like he would be a really good writer...when he wants to be, Like if you forced him to write it would be super sloppy.

I also feel like he doesn't get outside too much, He would just really sit inside and watch TV.

He would listen to slipknot, and his guilty pleasure is Pierce The veil.

[sergeantnarwhalwrites]

Two Red Gays That Haunt My Brain

FUCK THIS TOOK ME FOREVER. This all started cause the og version of them I dedicated the song brand new colony by the postal service. I think it can still stand they've just changed so much from the og. Have me fucking around with them like dolls. I just gotta figure out these fuckers.

Tag list: @outpost51 @nanashi23 @winterandwords @jezifster2 @aether-wasteland-s @dumbthunder @manathen @the-void-writes @livums @vacantgodling (Let me know if you want to be added or removed from the taglist!) 

You love at the same intensity as the ever expanding vacuum which we all inherently reside. Human, beast, and the fuckers in between such as you and I age far too slowly to understand. Understand just how mortifying this growth can be. I wish to learn regardless. Even if my time draws nearer than yours I wish to learn. Even if I become one with the space dust I will honor your intensity with every bit of me. I will reside in the same sky you admire when you think of me.

Greeter's head lolled aside, sweaty cheek making a smear on the wall. They were being held up by that same wall and the hand of the younger soldier forcing them against it.

"Med station. We need to go now." Cosma spoke, palm pressing further into Greeter, almost painfully.

Greeter couldn't tell if that was a demand or a suggestion. The older soldier scoffed opening a yellow eye to blearily look over Cosma. Appreciative that the solider's shadow had partially shielded them from the halls' lights. Their eyes caught sight of the cape-like adornment over her shoulder, rusted orange remarkably unbloody, from what they could see anyway. Unable to lift their head higher to see her face, they instead focus on her uncovered chest. Watching the irregular rise and fall. They lifted a hand to rest on Cosma's chest, fingers roughly touseling the bit of dark hair that resided there.

"No," Greeter grumbled.

"I'm not letting them touch you," Cosma spat out, almost sounding offended at Greeter's quick dismissal.

"It would be a waste. That's all they are going to see me as." Greeter grumbled again, teeth audibly grinding.

The older soldier's fingers came to a stop at the quickness of Cosma's retort. Feeling the tackiness of Cosma's skin, sweat and grime began to cool on her skin. Cosma's gaze honed in on Greeter, feeling them lurch into their palm.

"Soldiers help soldiers," Cosma tapped the piercing in her nostril, wearing the hoop to match with Greeter's own.

It would be a risk forcing Greeter to the med room, she was recognizing that. Though it was hard not to do so with Greeter so far out of character as opposed to the usual that would've knocked Cosma off by now. With the state they were in, they probably would push more for killing her than helping her. It was up to the younger soldier to decide of it was worth the risk. Cosma knew she could at least ease the soldier's pain.

Cosma had begun to take notice of just how caked in sweat Greeter was, their silvery hair clinging onto their cheeks. In a swift movement, she crouched down enough to slip her shoulder beneath Greeter's arm, wedging it into the older woman's armpit. Lifting and shuffling them into their arms bridal style, bouncing them to adjust them. Ripping a couple of pained grunts from Greeter's mouth.

Greeter kept their arm over Cosma's shoulder. Not bothering to fight this time. Instead welcoming the steady hold of the soldier's arms. Yellow eyes shifting back closed as Cosma carried them off. Greeter careful to keep their suspended arm from knocking into Cosma's sword. Grumbling at the jostling through the door to Cosma's room.

Cosma rested them on the preprepared bedroll. Pushing them down into it when they threatened to rise. Pulling their sword from its sheath and quickly shuffling out of her harness they went on the move. Before looking through their hoarded enhancements and pain relievers. The rationing system had usually worked out pretty well. With everyone being allotted plenty considering the work they all had to put in. But it had become obvious when they started cutting back on them. There were a variety of reasons for this.

Sometimes it was all random and you were just unlucky, sometimes they had to work more on conserving the things that they actually had, and other times if your worth started diminishing your med ration started taking a hit. It hadn't been that Greeter wasn't worthy, they had only been one of the older soldiers to still reside. The marvel that was Greeter having passed the expected lifespan by a decade or two at this point. Not to say it couldn't go hand in hand but it was becoming obvious that the older soldier's meds had taken a harder than usual hit.

Cosma's eyes scanned through the labels in a hurry. Fingers picking out a syringe with practiced ease. Prepping it as she listened to the grunts of the stubborn soldier, determined to move.

Priming the needle they rolled their eyes, "Move your wrappings aside."

Greeter lifted the flap of material over one of their thighs, rolling the material out of the way. They wiped the drool from their chin with the back of their hand, watching as Cosma approached.

Cosma pushed the needle into skin, pinching what fat she could on the soldier's muscular thigh. Slowly pushing the plunger down, keeping it there until they heard the woman's initial sigh of relief. Cosma removed the needle swiping their thumb over the bit of blood that rose.

Greeter spoke first, taking a hold of Cosma's sweated out mohawk, limply laying atop their head. Giving it a soft tug.

"Your mission leave you like this?"

Cosma shrugged a little, slit eyes widening a little, "Smelling like the rotting insides of a corpse, yes. But you weren't in my room when I got back. And the rollout was still tucked away."

"Shockingly sweet of you."

Cosma huffed, raising their head, "We've had a similar routine for weeks."

Greeter's hand dragged down Cosma's face, coming back up to trace over Cosma's religious tattoos. Greeter let their hands wander over Cosma's expanse of red skin, not yet as scarred as Greeter's own. And even more bare, with their harness out of the way.

"Let me thank you?" Greeter questioned running the rough pads over their fingers over Cosma with more purpose now.

"Are you not hurting anymore?"

Greeter shrugged a little, some of the pain still lingered but they decided to spare Cosma the specifics.

"It's manageable now. Not worth any more of your energy."

Cosma nodded, supporting themself with one arm, undoing the knot on Greeter's wrappings with the other, "I'll take that thanks."

[girlboss-marv]

So sleepy

[beamiesbuddies]

💕Happy New Year from Beamie's Buddies!💕

Somehow it's 2025 now, the last year really went by!

It was a quieter year for me here outwardly, but there was a tonne of behind the scenes work I was able to accomplish this year. The Website has been a dream of mine forever and I finally got it running, with the online shop to open up soon. I never thought I'd be able to do it myself but I'm happy it exists now! I was also able to revamp my logos/marketing/stationary and order forms/process. All this means that in the years to come, my general process should be a lot more streamlined!

The biggest thing project-wise was the starting of my own original dolls in the fall...which I intended to show off and have for sale before the holiday season, but our postal service here in Canada went on a long strike, so I deemed it best to hold off until the new year. I also decided not to do Xmas commissions this year due to scheduling reasons, but it turned out to be for the better because of the strike!

Going forward, this is the plan for early 2025!

opening commissions for the late winter/early spring! (Early Jan)

posting my completed New Dolls (throughout Jan)

having those dolls for sale / debuting the new shop (late Jan/Early Feb)

working on more original dolls & commissions! (Feb +)

still toying with this idea, but Im thinking of making some Beamie's Buddies pins/buttons/stationary merch. might think about that into the spring/summer though!

Thank you all for sticking with me through all these years, and especially this year with the gaps between projects/info. I'm really happy to have gotten a lot of "business housecleaning" done in the background, which will hopefully mean I will have more mental energy for more/smoother output!

I hope you have gentle start to the new year, surrounded by lots of hugs-whether human, animal, or dolly!

~ Love, Beamie

[avas-snazzical-corner]

✨Squad appreciation post ✨

I love my squad very much and I want them to know that I love them because I love them very much

I'm happy for y'all's presence in my life and that I have become part of one of the best circles on this site with you

You guys mean nothing but the world to me and I'm proud to say wholeheartedly that I love you three with all my heart

Y'all will always be my besties, and nothing will ever change that

To Maddie, I give you the biggest bone crushing hug I can, a pile of Postal Dude dolls, a mocktail margarita, and a beautifully curated bouquet of purple flowers

To Shin, I give you a blanket and pillow so you can get some fucking sleep for once, as well as a Nikolai plush and a journal to draw in

To Julia, I give you an actual margarita, some motivation to write, and a double sided Primis/Director Richtofen body pillow to make out with, you down bad son of a bitch /nsrs

I love you guys so much

I just wanna

wan

Wanna

Do this

I'm doing this to you guys rn /p

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

@flowersandbirdsflyingfree @shinmiyovvi @jamieaiken919

[fanficfanattic]

Will you share your Jamie Tartt playlist? 👀

Buckle up boys! Hold on to your butts! Other ways to say brace yourselves!

To Build a Home (feat. Patrick Watson) by The Cinematic Orchestra

I'll Be Good by Jaymes Young

Sorrow by Bad Religion

The Greatest by Sia

Love I'm Given by Ellie Goulding

Runaway by AURORA

Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

Move by Oliver Tree

High Hopes by Panic! At the Disco

Outrunning Karma by Alec Benjamin

Home by Cavetown

The Perfect Space by The Avett Brothers

A Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley

False Confidence by Noah Kahan

Legend by The Score

The Competition by Kimya Dawson

In the Blood by John Mayer

Winner by Walgrove

Icarus by Bastille

Sympathy by The Goo Goo Dolls

Take Yours, I’ll Take Mine by Matthew Mole

People Help the People by Birdy

Daylight by David Kushner

Cough it Out by The Front Bottoms

Sober by P!nk

The Cave by Mumford & Sons

Tear It Up by Queen

Waves by Dean Lewis

Soldier by Ingrid Michaelson

We Don't Believe What's On TV by Twenty One Pilots

Blood In the Cut by K.Flay

Chameleon/Comedian by Kathleen Edwards

Water (feat. Rostam) by Ra Ra Riot

All is Soft Inside by AURORA

Pieces (feat. Noah Kahan) by Matoma

Dog Days Are Over by Florence + the Machine

Rise up With Fists!! by Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins

Gone, Gone, Gone by Phillip Phillips

HandClap by Fitz and The Tantrums

Hi Ren by Ren

I Don't Belong In This Club by Why Don't We & Macklemore

Skinny Love by Birdy

Raising Hell (feat. Big Freedia) by Kesha

Go Places by The New Pornographers

The Night Starts Here by Stars

Ghost by Ella Henderson

Here We Go by WILD

If I Be Wrong by Wolf Larsen

Part of Me by Noah Kahan

We're Going to Be Friends

The White Stripes

Bitch by Meredith Brooks

Samson by Regina Spektor

Let's go to Hell by Tai Verdes

Raise Hell by Brandi Carlile

Power Over Me by Dermot Kennedy

Don't Tell the Boys by Petey

Sober Up (feat. Rivers Cuomo) by AJR

O.N.E. By Yeasayer

Locked Up by Ingrid Michaelson

Like a Stone by Audioslave

Leave the Light On by Overcoats

Tough (feat. Noah Kahan) by Quinn XCII

touch tank by quinnie

Warrior by AURORA

Too Sweet by Hozier

I'Il Think of You by Kurt Hugo Schneider

Into the Ocean by Blue October

Star Fire by Sleeping Wolf

Happier (Stripped) by Marshmello & Bastille

Knievel by Tommy Lefroy

Walk Me Home by P!nk

Brat (Humor Me) by Deore

Am I Wrong by Love Spit Love

Someday by One Republic

7 Years by Lukas Graham

Stick Season by Noah Kahan

Like a Prayer by Madonna

Little Bit by Lykke Li

Bruises by Lewis Capaldi

Don't Carry It All by The Decemberists

Freaking Out by The Wrecks

Will Do by TV on the Radio

The Dirt by Tor Miller

Hope of Morning by Icon for Hire

Smile by Mikky Ekko

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by The Postal Service

Blood Brothers by Ingrid Michaelson

All My Friends by The Revivalists

Fuck Authority by Pennywise

Crazier Things by Chelsea Cutler & Noah Kahan

Kiss With a Fist by Florence + the Machine

Unstoppable by Sia

Can't Go to Hell by Sin Shake Sin

World's Smallest Violin by AJR

All I Know So Far by P!nk

Knocking at the Door by Arkells

Little Lion Man by Mumford & Sons

The Seed by AURORA

Wine, Women and Song by Harvey Danger

The Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience

All You Wanted by Michelle Branch

Young Blood by The Naked and Famous

Truth No. 2 by The Chicks

Homesick by Noah Kahan

Family Line by Conan Gray

The Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives

Heroes Never Die by NateWantsToBattle

My Number Tegan and Sara

Masterpiece by Big Thief

Til It Happens To You by Lady Gaga

I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Cups Version) by Kurt Hugo Schneider

Sit Down by James

Robots by Dan Mangan

Windowsill by Arcade Fire

Be OK by Ingrid Michaelson

Bite the Hand by boygenius

The Top (Bonus Track) by Primo the Alien

MEAN! (Remix) [feat. Noah Kahan] by Madeline The Person

Home We'll Go (Take My Hand) by Steve Aoki & Walk Off the Earth

From The Bottom Of My Heart by The Wallflowers

FourFiveSeconds by Rihanna and Kanye West and Paul McCartney

I Am the Resurrection by The Stone Roses

Chrome Plated Heart by Melissa Etheridge

Precious Love by James Morrison

Bones (feat. One Republic) by Galantis

Let's Go (feat. Icona Pop) by Tiesto

Unbelievers by Vampire Weekend

So What by P!nk

I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters

Creature Fear by Bon Iver

Brother by The Rural Alberta Advantage

Save Me by Noah Kahan

High and Dry by Radiohead

Power by Little Mix

Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men

The Boy Does Nothing by Alesha Dixon

Set You Free (Edit) by N-Trance

Stronger by Britney Spears

First Things First by Neon Trees

Kings & Queens by Ava Max

Welcome Home, Son by Radical Face

Capsize by FRENSHIP & Emily Warren

We Were Kings by Ryan Star

Come Undone by Duran Duran

Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John

Pride by Noah Kahan & mxmtoon

Everywhere by Michelle Branch

Blow Me (One Last Kiss) by P!nk

Dust Bowl Dance by Mumford & Sons

Bad Blood by Bastille

Blue Monday by New Order

Make Believe by The FAIM

Midnight Show by The Killers

Can't Fight the Moonlight by LeAnn Rimes

Ophelia by The Lumineers

Shaky Ground by Freedom Fry

Grounds for Divorce by Elbow

Heaven and Hell by Let's Play Dead

Survivor by The Score

Ready Now by dodie

Young Blood by Noah Kahan

Ain’t No Reason by Brett Dennen

King by Years & Years

Bulletproof by La Roux

Beating Heart Cadavers by Acollective

How to Rest by The Crane Wives

Santa Monica by Everclear

Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil

Get Some by Lykke Li

Sky Full of Song by Florence + the Machine

Beautiful Trauma by P!nk

Parachute (Serban Ghenea Mix) by Ingrid Michaelson

Down to the Bottom by Dorothy

YES MOM by Tessa Violet

Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold

Rise Up by Andra Day

Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Hurt Somebody by Noah Kahan

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ok do it talk about tf2 and postal

You asked for it.

Okay, let's start with tf2. Tf2 is one of the best games EVER in my opinion, and it's not a really trustworthy one, but it's an opinion. I love everything from character design to the community to the game itself. The comics which make me want to explode from how well the character design goes both for 3d and 2d, and the silly world that the characters live in. It's like some kind of wonderland, but it's made for a fps gamer. The first thing that made me interested in tf2 was my friend talking about it, he sent me the "Meet the spy" video and a fan made animation. I remember seeing it and thinking "Wow, those guys look cool", and when I started learning more I REALLY wanted to play as scout (who I still main to this day). I obviously knew about tf2 before but never got too interested in it. But when I started playing oh wow it sucked me in. Tf2 made me have a big standard for character design, thanks to tf2 I never watched Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss (no matter how hard my friends tried to make me watch it), because oh how distracting those designs were for me. Whenever I think about good character design it's the tf2 mercs, they made me realize that the characters don't have to have 300 cool guns on them to point at the character and say "THIS GUY IS COOL!", you can make simple characters that are still catchy and easy to remember and recognize, and even get to understand their main purpose from just a glance. It's even better to make them simple in some cases! (In general valve games have good designs, but tf2 stands out a lot, at least for me). The game itself always makes me feel good, surprisingly it can be relaxing if you don't get too into the competitive mood and have the luck to get normal teammates. Yes, I might be a casual player, but I'm free. Don't get me started on the amount of playing styles tho. I'm not really good at them, I always go with scout, hop around and do my shit. I do play medic in MvM tho, I just really like to have a huge shield and be like "I'll protect you", idk, it's probably the furry alpha wolf speaking in me. But in normal game, oh what a blessing it is sometimes to have a really skilled demoknight, or a good rocket jumper in your team. Or a good spy who saves the day when the engineers build their nest right over the corner, or a medic that manages to heal everyone and not die 100 times in the process. I barely talk in chat in the game (because it's distracting), but know that if you play good and I'm in your team I'm thanking you constantly in my mind. Let me add that I joined the fandom when the bots where still there so I played with them a lot. Now that this is getting fixed it's even more fun! But I managed to fall in love with this half broken game and I'm sorry, that's a big fucking gold medal for a game, if it can still pull fans while being abandoned (hopefully that changes, but it's still impressive).

Now about Postal. I am edgy. Let me be real, if you saw my art you can probably tell that I do like myself some guts and blood from time to time. And I like humor, I like to laugh, to chuckle, to snicker if you will. So me liking Postal was just a matter of time. First game I played was Brain Damaged, and oh boy, the humor was good (even tho some things I missed because I didn't play the other games). As I got deeper into other games I was so IN. Those games are just so much FUN. I like fps games if you couldn't tell, and this? This is the fps game ever, it has some fun stuff to do, you of course can shoot, you can just walk around and explore in postal 2 and 4, and it's worth it! I love exploring those games, they always have some silly stuff here and there. And what they did well in Postal 4 is that they made you explore, they hid dolls, gnomes and all that stuff all over the map, and you can explore it, not just because, but you can actually get something for it. And let me be honest, Postal Dude? Hot. He's hot, and as a dirty stinky gay man myself I appreciate the representation. But jokes aside, HE'S A GOOD CHARACTER. I love him, it's interesting to watch what he does, to hear what he says, in all the games btw, yes, even postal 3. The character design again? Really well done. Postal Dude is simple, Postal Dude is cool, he's not your stereotypical "Cool guy who kills people with huge armor on" or "The buff guy who fights everyone with bare hands" (except Shtopor, that guy is fucking RIPPED.) When I look at Doomguy? I think "Damn, you're cool." when I look at Postal Dude?? I think "Damn man, you're probably stink", and you know what? THAT'S THE CHARM OF THIS CHARACTER. He sucks! You know where he sucks even more than in the game? The movie, and you have NO IDEA how much I love it. The movie is bad, like, not just because "it doesn't represent the characters as they are in the game" but because it's a bad movie. Just as a movie it's not really well done. But! I still love it. It's a movie that is fun to watch with your friends, you laugh at how bad it is, you just have a blast, at least me and my friends did. And I have the bluray disk, so I have the behind the scenes and all that cool stuff, and you know what? It made me like this shit even more. I really wish I could play more Postal with people, and not just that, I'm also waiting for Postal 4 co-op, and some of my friends getting the game as well. Because in my opinion Postal is that type of game that has to be shown to your friends in a "Hey guys, look at this stupid game I found, isn't it so random??" way. I talked a lot about Postals funny part, yes, but I do have to also mention that Postal 1 is rally good. And yes, postal redux is just Postal 1 with a bit better graphics, but I do like it in a way (mainly because of the better quality of the loading screens, because those are just so good. I really like the artistic part of this game). Funny postal? It's good, I love funny postal. But without creepy postal there wouldn't be some stuff in the funny postal that we like so much. Other Dude? The head wound making everything look strange? I don't really think we would have that in newer postal games without postal 1!